1. Gotta Blast!
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2. Help!
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3. Captioning sponsored by THE
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4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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5. Jimmy, I've been meaning
to ask you something.
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6. I know.
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7. Why am I carrying
two lunches.
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8. Because of that bully
Terry Finster.
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9. This way, after
he steals mine
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10. I still have
something to eat.
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11. Well, actually,
I was going to ask you
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12. who would win a fight
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13. between Big Foot
and a Komodo dragon?
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14. But your question's good, too.
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15. How come Terry wants
your lunch so bad?
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16. I think he needs
the extra energy
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17. for when he throws
me in the Dumpster.
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18. Yesterday I had
to take two baths
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19. and put on my
dad's aftershave
to hide the smell.
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20. It could be worse.
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21. Oh, really? How?
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22. Well, you could get sucked out
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23. of a plane through the toilet.
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24. That's why I never flush,
not even in my own home.
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25. What?
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26. Coffee, dear?
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27. Thanks, sugarest
of boogers.
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28. Hugh, did you notice
that Jimmy's
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29. been taking two lunches
for school every day?
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30. And last night he was
wearing some horrible,
stinky aftershave.
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31. Sounds like our Jimmy
has his eyes on
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32. a little mamacita.
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33. I think maybe it's time
you gave him "the talk."
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34. Cream and sugar?
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35. Hey, Neutral brain.
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36. You got something for me?
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37. Here's my lunch, Terry.
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38. Oh, darn, now
I don't have one.
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39. Why sure you do, Jimmy,
remember?
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40. You brought that
second lunch
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41. so that when Terry...
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42. I mean, if I was a kangaroo
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43. I'd have
a big pocket right here.
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44. Applesauce.
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45. Jimmy, don't put up
with that.
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46. You have to tell
a teacher.
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47. Or your parents.
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48. Even you shouldn't have
to deal with a vicious bully
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49. on a daily basis.
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50. I think Cindy's right.
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51. Because adults usually know
the right thing to do.
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52. Except in horror films
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53. when there's a spider
in their bathtubs
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54. disguised as a hair clog, and...
I can't look!
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55. I'll tell an adult eventually.
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56. In the meantime, maybe Terry
will get bored
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57. and terrorize someone else.
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58. And so then he filled
my backpack with glue
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59. and used my stomach
for bongo practice.
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60. Wow. What are you
going to do?
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61. The one thing
I do better
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62. than all the
Terry Finster's
put together.
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63. Cry and beg for mercy?
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64. No. Put science to work.
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65. Where there's a lab
there's a way.
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66. Jimmy, your father
and I...
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67. That's me.
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68. We guessed about your
situation at school.
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69. It's something every boy
at your age
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70. has to go through.
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71. Wait, wait, wait.
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72. You know about
Terry?
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73. Terry? That's
a girl's name.
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74. Son, let me ask
you a question.
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75. Do you get that funny feeling
in your liver
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76. whenever Terry's near?
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77. Yes,
and for some time afterward.
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78. Look, I'd love
to stay and talk
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79. but I've got to go
invent something
for Terry.
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80. Goddard.
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81. Hugh, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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82. Yeah, the bride's parents
pay for the wedding.
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83. They do?
Yes.
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84. Voila! A Jim-Tech personal
anti-bully device.
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85. Initiate command sequence.
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86. What?
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87. Your chair is
bigger than mine.
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88. Goddard, pretend
to attack me.
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89. Threatening metal canine.
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90. Attack on my command.
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91. Who voted you Mr. Bossy Pants?
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92. I heard that.
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93. Look out Terry Finster.
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94. Hey, Neutron,
where's my lunch?
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95. Oh, sorry, Terry.
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96. Only brought one.
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97. I'll tell you what
though—
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98. after I'm done, I'll
put some ketchup
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99. on the bag
and you can eat that.
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100. Wrong answer, Neutron.
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101. Jim-Tech, deliver warning.
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102. I want to do it.
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103. It's the captain's job.
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104. No, sometimes the stewardess
gets to talk.
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105. Get me a pillow
and some tea and
we'll discuss it.
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106. Nano-bots, imminent
threat to owner.
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107. Step away from the boy.
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108. Is that pie plate
talking to me?
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109. You're dead, Neutron!
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110. Oh, Neutron, way to go!
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111. Still think I can't
handle myself?
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112. This thing's cool, Jimmy.
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113. How's it work?
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114. Nano-bot technology.
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115. Not like the ones
in your pants
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116. that tried to take
over the world?
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117. No, no, Carl.
Those were nano-chips.
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118. These are second generation.
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119. Plus, I used two of them
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120. so there's a system
of checks and balances
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121. and nothing
can go wrong.
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122. Hey, Neutron
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123. slick work out there.
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124. Oh, oh, what is this stuff?
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125. My whole body's
itching like crazy!
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126. Hey, that's not supposed
to happen.
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127. Vic, stop jitterbugging.
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128. Jimmy, put that toy away.
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129. Menacing poultry-esque
human at 12:00.
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130. I'm small, not blind.
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131. Uh, Sorry, Miss Fowl.
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132. Jim-Tech, stop that.
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133. He said stop her.
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134. No, no, not her. That!
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135. Forget what I said
about telling
someone, Neutron.
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136. It's much more fun
to watch you handle it.
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137. Sorry about the three
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138. consecutive detentions
there, Jim.
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139. Minor flaw. I'll fix it.
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140. Look, guys, guys.
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141. The new Dr. Love
figure
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142. with retractable
fists...
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143. Would you like
to comment on this?
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144. Uh... he got what
was coming to him?
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145. Very good.
Have a cookie.
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146. Oh, thanks...
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147. Uh, Jim-Jim-Jim-Jimmy, Jim...
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148. Just got a phone call
from Terry's mom.
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149. Did you two have
a little spat-a-roo?
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150. Hugh, the talk?
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151. Once upon a time, a boy sparrow
said to a girl sparrow
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152. "Hey, nice feathers.
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153. Can I buy you some millet?"
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154. Well,
the girl sparrow...
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155. You know, I would really
love to hear the rest, Dad
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156. but having a small
emergency. Bye.
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157. And when he got
to her nest
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158. he was alarmed
to find out
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159. her mother was a
cantankerous old crow.
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160. Hugh!
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161. Screwdriver.
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162. Out. I win.
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163. No way.
That was in.
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164. Never.
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165. Aw! Sharp object
near owner.
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166. Goddard, attack
and dismantle the Jim-Tech.
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167. Uh-uh.
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168. Sic em, boy.
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169. Oh, gas planet.
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170. There he is.
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171. Nice going, Captain.
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172. You almost lost him.
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173. Nano-bots, stand down.
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174. I order you to stop
attacking people.
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175. Someone threatened you
to make you say that.
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176. Where are they?
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177. Hi, Jimmy.
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178. Was it him?
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179. Ow.
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180. And we want
our cookie back.
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181. Hi.
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182. Why does everyone
look so worried?
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183. We're not worried.
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184. We're happy to see you. See?
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185. I'm sorry about this.
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186. The nano-bots are just
a little overzealous.
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187. Are you thirsty, owner?
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188. No.
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189. Step away from
the fountain.
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190. I said I'm not thirsty.
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191. Who is making
you say that?
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192. Hey, Jimmy.
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193. Is it him?
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194. Stay away!
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195. Louder!
With more feeling!
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196. Oh, what am I going to do?
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197. It's scared off my enemies
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198. but it's terrorizing my friends.
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199. It's like I'm the bully.
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200. Hey, Jimbo,
there you are.
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201. Son, let's talk
about girls.
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202. Well, girls are like
a piping hot slice of pie
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203. with a big scoop
of confusion on top.
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204. Confusion?
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205. That's it!
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206. Pie time. Honey.
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207. Oh, nano-bots, watch this.
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208. Owner under attack.
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209. And your head's
too big, too.
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210. He's under attack.
Get him.
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211. We can't get him—
he's him.
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212. What do we do?
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213. You tell me,
Captain.
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214. I'm just a
stewardess, remember?
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215. Trying to crawl away
from me, huh?
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216. Primary command
must be obeyed.
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217. Take that.
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218. Cannot obey.
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219. Program data overload.
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220. How come you get
the parachute?
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221. Quiet, or I'll
detach my ankle.
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222. Hugh, birds,
bees, now.
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223. Jimmy... I...
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224. It's okay, Dad.
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225. I don't have a problem anymore.
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226. Terry moved to another school...
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227. Oh, there'll be
other Terrys, honey.
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228. Let's have some
hot chocolate.
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229. Now wait a minute.
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230. Just wait a darn minute,
you two.
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231. I'm ready to give the talk,
and gosh darn it
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232. I'm going to give the talk
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233. and I'm going
to do it right now.
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234. Hmm.
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235. You see, Goddard
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236. boys are one way
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237. and girls, well,
they're another way entirely.
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238. Then there's ducks.
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239. Ah, life is good.
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240. The sun is shining,
my body is coursing with sugar
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241. and my treasured action figure
waits right here
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242. where I left him,
under the big oak tree...
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243. O-O-O-Oh!
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244. "The Ultra Shock
Dance Teacher 8000"?
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245. Exactly. By sending shocks
to your major muscle groups
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246. in a manner corresponding
to popular dance steps
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247. it actually teaches you
to dance.
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248. Does it hurt?
Hurt?
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249. What's a little pain
compared to the trauma
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250. of looking like a dork
at your high school prom?
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251. Initiate mambo sequence.
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252. Ah... Jimmy!
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253. Carl, I haven't even
turned it on yet.
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254. That wasn't me.
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255. What? These walls are lined
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256. with three feet
of lead compounds.
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257. No one's voice could possibly
ever pierce...
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258. Jimmy, it's Sheen!
Let me in!
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259. Come on, I'm not kidding!
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260. Hey, Sheen, what's up?
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261. You can look at my shockingly
empty hands and ask me that?
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262. I've been robbed.
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263. Robbed of what?
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264. Only my oldest
and most prized Ultra Lord.
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265. He was like the plastic
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266. atomic, breath-blasting brother
I never had.
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267. Sheen, calm down.
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268. Just tell us what happened.
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269. Okay... okay... okay...
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270. I took Ultra Lord to the park
to play with him.
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271. I turned my back for five
minutes to buy some ice cream.
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272. And when I came back
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273. he was gone!
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274. You got to help me, Jimmy!
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275. If you don't
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276. I'll have to ask
complete idiots to help me
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277. and you know how
unreliable they are.
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278. Well, it is a chance
to pit my brain
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279. against the
criminal element.
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280. I'll take the case.
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281. Yes!
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282. And I'll solve
it with science.
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283. Thank you, Jimmy.
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284. Do you hear that, evildoers?
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285. Ultra Lord will be avenged!
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286. Hey, look at me.
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287. I've got feet of flames.
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288. Hey, Jimmy, if
you just asked me
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289. I'd have lent you some
stupid looking clothes.
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290. This happens to be
the signature look
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291. of super sleuth and master
of deduction Sherlock Holmes.
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292. Really? How come
he couldn't deduct
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293. how stupid his hat looked?
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294. Carl, here's a notepad.
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295. As Watson to my Holmes
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296. your job will be
to write down all the clues.
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297. To the crime scene!
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298. Now, Sheen, where did you last
see Ultra Lord?
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299. Right there.
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300. He looked so peaceful
with his destructo-belt
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301. and hydraulic flamethrower.
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302. Goddard, neutra-scope.
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303. According to city records
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304. the ice cream truck stops
in the park
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305. at 11:27 a.m. every morning.
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306. My neutra-scope's highly
sensitive heat detectors
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307. will show us all the life forms
that passed by this exact spot
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308. between 11:27 and Sheen's return
five minutes later.
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309. Goddard, identify bio-masses.
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310. Cindy and Humphrey...
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311. Jimmy's mom...
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312. a cute little squirrely...
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313. and Nick.
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314. Hmm. Eliminate the squirrel and
we're left with three suspects.
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315. Cindy, Nick, and my own mother.
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316. It's her.
Your mother did it.
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317. Jimmy's the spawn of thieves!
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318. Or it could be Nick or Cindy.
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319. I think it's time to have a chat
with our suspects.
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320. Well, hey
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321. little squirrel.
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322. We're on a detective case.
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323. Um, Sheen,
he lost his Ultra Lord...
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324. Carl!
Coming!
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325. Yes, I saw Sheen in the park.
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326. No, I didn't take his dumb doll.
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327. It's not a doll,
it's an action figure.
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328. Brutally arrest her.
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329. Back off, doll boy.
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330. Anyway, what motive could I
possibly have for taking it?
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331. Tell her, Carl.
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332. Hi.
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333. Huh? Oh.
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334. Remember yesterday in class...
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335. And that's my report.
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336. Any questions?
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337. Uh, yes.
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338. Uh, I accidentally
flicked a scab off my elbow
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339. and it landed on your shirt.
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340. Can I have it back?
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341. Get off me!
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342. So, he's a disgusting idiot.
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343. But I didn't take his doll.
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344. Then I'm sure you won't mind
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345. submitting to
a lie-detector test.
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346. Goddard.
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347. Hey!
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348. Did you take Sheen's Ultra Lord?
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349. No.
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350. What about Humphrey?
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351. What about him?
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352. He was with you;
maybe he ate it.
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353. Humphrey doesn't eat garbage.
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354. She's lying.
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355. I am not.
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356. Ah-ha!
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357. The polygraph never lies.
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358. Oh, uh, but I...
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359. Well, that's not...
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360. Okay, I admit it.
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361. I fed Sheen's stupid doll
to Humphrey to get revenge.
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362. But Humphrey barfed it back up
and we left the park. I swear.
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363. Mmm, she seems to be
telling the truth.
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364. But just to be sure...
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365. Goddard,
x-ray the suspects clothes.
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366. Thanks for your help.
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367. You're free to go.
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368. Carl, make a note that
suspect Judy Neutron
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369. is dusting the front lawn.
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370. Carl?
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371. Here's a cute,
fluffy little squirrely.
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372. You are...
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373. Carl!
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374. Okay.
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375. Hi, boys. There's fresh-baked
fudge nellies in the kitchen.
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376. I need to ask you
some questions, Mom.
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377. If that is
your real name.
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378. What kind of questions?
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379. Judy Neutron, did you happen
to pass the big oak tree
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380. in the park between the hours
of 11:27 and 11:32 this morning?
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381. What's this all about?
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382. And why are you dressed
like Sherlock Holmes?
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383. Ma'am, please let my partner
ask the questions.
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384. And is it not true that
you're a card-carrying member
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385. of the town
anti-litter league?
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386. Well, yes,
but I still don't see...
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387. Then, isn't it possible
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388. that while jogging
in the park this morning
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389. you spotted an
action figure
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390. lying on the ground
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391. and threw it away
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392. due to your obsessive need
to tidy up?
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393. James Isaac Neutron,
in this household
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394. courtroom-style interrogations
means chores for a week.
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395. Goddard, black light check
of the suspect's hands.
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396. Oh, your father will hear
about this, young man.
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397. Mom, your hands test positive
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398. for the exact type of plastic
that Ultra Lords are made of.
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399. Well, that's because I...
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400. I mean, you don't think
that I...
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401. All right, it's true
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402. that a filthy doll
made a mockery
of every tree
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403. and daffodil in that park!
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404. I simply had
to throw it away
in the trash.
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405. Case closed.
Book her, Jim-o.
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406. But I couldn't.
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407. It was disgusting
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408. and covered
in dog slobber.
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409. I ran home
to get my rubber gloves
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410. but your father
wouldn't let me have them.
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411. A likely story.
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412. What would Dad
possibly want with
your rubber gloves?
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413. Hey, boys!
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414. Look at me!
I'm Cocky the Rooster Man.
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415. Cock-a-doodle-doo!
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416. Cock-a-doodle... hey, Mother Hen
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417. want to have a
pecking party?
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418. Make way for Rooster Man.
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419. Half rooster, half man.
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420. All Hugh.
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421. Case open again.
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422. Now, how about those
fudge nellies?
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423. Nick's our last
remaining suspect.
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424. That means he must be our perp.
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425. Halt, criminal.
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426. Hey, guys.
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427. Whoa. Nice duds, dude.
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428. You lose a bet?
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429. Nick, yesterday
you were overheard
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430. coveting Sheen's Ultra Lord
action figure.
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431. Uh, I don't think so.
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432. Tell him, Carl.
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433. Remember yesterday
in the hallway?
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434. Man, I'd do anything
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435. to get my hands on that new
styling mousse I read about.
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436. Too bad it's 53 bucks.
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437. 53 bucks?
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438. What a coincidence.
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439. That's how much this particular
Ultra Lord is worth.
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440. Really? Well, then
I should totally steal it.
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441. I never said that.
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442. You might as well have.
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443. You clearly stole Ultra Lord
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444. to keep yourself
in fine grooming products.
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445. Nick, I'm afraid
I have to test
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446. a lock of your hair
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447. for the existence of
the incriminating mousse.
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448. Hmm. Let me respond to that
in the following way...
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449. That Nick
makes a forceful point.
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450. Very.
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451. Mission accomplished.
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452. Negative?
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453. I don't understand it.
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454. I interrogated the suspects
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455. tested their alibis using
cutting-edge science...
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456. I should have
a culprit by now.
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457. Don't feel bad, Jimmy.
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458. You tried your best.
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459. It just wasn't anywhere
near good enough.
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460. I must have missed something.
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461. Carl, give me your notes.
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462. The answer's got to
be here somewhere.
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463. Okay, now about the notes,
Jimmy, they're...
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464. Squirrel... squirrel...
squirrel... squirrel...
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465. More squirrels!
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466. Carl, these notes are
completely useless!
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467. B-but, Jimmy,
you should have seen them.
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468. They were so cute
and cuddly and-and...
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469. I'm a bad Watson!
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470. Wait a minute.
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471. Sherlock Holmes once said
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472. "When you've eliminated
the impossible
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473. whatever remains
must be the truth."
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474. Hey, yeah.
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475. I don't get it.
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476. To the park!
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477. Just as I suspected.
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478. Gentlemen, our Ultra Lord thief.
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479. What strange, bizarre rituals
could they be performing?
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480. They're using Ultra Lord
as a nutcracker.
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481. Give me my action figure,
you stupid squirrel.
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482. Where's your respect
for Ultra Lord?
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483. You think he'll ever
get it back?
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484. That, my dear Carl
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485. is a mystery even
I can't solve.
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486. Put down that stick! Ow!
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487. Somebody call an ambulance!
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U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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489. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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