1. Got to blast!
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4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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5. Okay, uh...
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6. Maybe...
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7. No, I just, uh...
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8. Or, uh-huh.
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9. Come on, Carl.
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10. You've done this 76 times.
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11. Now, which door has the cheese
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12. Well, I...
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13. Can I have a hint?
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14. No, Carl.
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15. This is a memory experiment.
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16. Now, remember,
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17. I want the cheese.
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18. Okay.
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19. Eenie, meenie, miney...
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20. My-my turn!
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21. My turn!
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22. I want to touch the shocky door
again!
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23. No. Let's just
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24. Hey, how about a trip
to the Candy Bar?
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25. Okay, but I'm not
touching any doors.
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26. Come on. My treat.
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27. Do I want something gummy
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28. or crunchy?
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29. Uh, I want sour.
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30. No!
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31. Salty.
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32. No!
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33. I don't know
which one to choose.
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34. Oh, the suspense is killing me.
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35. Pick a candy and let me get
on with my life. Yeah.
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36. Yeah.
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37. I wish there was a candy
that had all the best tastes.
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38. Yeah. It'd be sweet and sour
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39. and nutty and gummy and creamy
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40. and Donner and Blitzen.
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41. A mega candy, huh?
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42. I can invent that.
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43. Come on, guys.
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44. Yeah, go ahead.
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45. Make your fancy candy.
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46. You'll be back.
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47. They all come back.
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48. Oh, I hope they come back.
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49. No one's ever managed
to create a candy
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50. that maximizes the use
of every one
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pleasure receptors
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52. until today.
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53. Don't, Sheen.
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54. That's concentrated essence
of sour!
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55. Don't worry, Jimmy.
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56. They haven't invented the sour
that's too sour for the Sheen.
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57. I stand corrected.
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58. Mmm!
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59. Mm.
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60. Mm, Mm-hmm.
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61. Hmm.
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62. Uh-uh.
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63. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
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64. Oh, Jimmy, um, look
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to say that was
the worst thing
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66. I ever tasted
in my life
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67. but that was the
worst thing I ever
tasted in my life.
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68. Okay, I said it.
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69. Well, don't you worry.
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70. I'm not quitting.
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71. I'm going to keep at it
if it takes all night.
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72. Uh, gee, look
at the time.
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73. I-I got to go to the
big, exciting... thing.
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74. Uh, yeah, yeah.
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75. And Ultra Lord's
on in two hours
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76. which gives me just enough time
to get into my costume.
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77. See you, Jimmy. Bye.
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78. Ah, just one more try.
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79. Oh!
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80. Jimmy, wake up!
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81. Time for school.
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82. Better activate bedroom android.
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83. Morning, Mom.
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85. I love you.
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86. You're the best mom
in the world.
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87. Hope this batch is a good one.
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88. And now, I will demonstrate
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89. on today's music
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90. Bach's Air On a G-String
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91. to Jammy-J's
Stank Dis Bad Thang Up!
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92. Guys, guys, I made
one last batch.
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93. We can try
them at lunch.
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94. Who is making that noise?
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inside a paper bag.
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enough treats
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99. Well, not exactly. I...
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100. Hey, hey.
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101. Mmm!
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102. My taste buds just went
to heaven
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103. with a side trip to paradise.
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104. Mm.
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105. I guess they're okay
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106. if you like sugary,
tangy, crunchy...
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107. Oh, who am I'm kidding?
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108. They're delicious!
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109. You know,
these are as cool as...
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111. Oh, don't
mind if I do.
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112. Yowza!
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113. Jimmy, you were
born to make candy!
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115. James Neutron
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and I mean you
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117. not the Jimmy android
that says nice things.
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118. Boy, moms are smart.
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119. Good night, Goddard.
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120. Sheen
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121. Carl, what are you doing?
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122. It's 2:00 in the morning.
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123. We just happened
to be in the
neighborhood.
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124. Yeah. Uh...
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125. Yeah, you got any c-c-candy?
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126. I'm making some now,
but I told you
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128. You have to neutralize
the sugar and pectin
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129. during the gestation period
and...
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130. How long?
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131. Oh, about three hours.
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132. Three hours!
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134. I'll give you every CD
in my collection
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135. if you give me more candy.
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136. I'll sign an exclusive,
binding contract
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137. to never bully you again.
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138. I'll proclaim your intellectual
superiority
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139. in the public form
of your choosing.
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140. Want me to roll over?
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141. Hmm.
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142. The candy's so perfect
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143. it seems to have created
a physiological need
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144. in people.
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145. Let the exploitation begin.
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146. Last piece for today.
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147. Who wants it?
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148. That was, uh
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149. all I brought.
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150. No more till, uh...
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151. tomorrow.
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152. Mom, Dad, I think
we have a situation.
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153. It's mine.
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154. I saw it first.
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155. Don't make
me hurt you.
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156. Oh, hi, Jimbo.
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157. Uh...
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158. we're not doing
anything unusual.
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159. Just normal...
Mommy and Daddy stuff.
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160. Stop beating
around the bush.
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161. We want candy now!
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162. Oh, no! Not you, too.
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163. There.
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164. That's the
last of it.
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165. Good-bye
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166. and good riddance.
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167. Attention, Retroville
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168. there is no more candy
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169. and I will not be
making any more.
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170. Thank you.
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171. No more candy,
no more problems.
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172. What are they
going to do? Riot?
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173. Down with Jimmy!
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174. Down with Jimmy!
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175. Down with Jimmy!
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176. Down with Jimmy...
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177. I can't believe I'm saying that
about my own son
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178. but, hey, that candy is just
too darn good.
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179. Don't talk. Chant.
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180. Down with Jimmy!
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181. Down with Jimmy!
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182. People, listen to me.
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183. It's just candy.
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186. Good idea.
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187. Go for his tiny legs.
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188. Goddard, chopper mode.
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189. Oh, no you
don't, Mister.
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190. Grab him!
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191. Grab him right now.
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192. Pull him down!
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193. Goddard, plot a course
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in town.
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195. Well, look who's here.
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to Invent
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199. Ow, Sam, I-I
didn't mean to.
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200. I didn't know
my candy would
be that popular.
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201. Ha.
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202. That's what the guy
who invented underpants said.
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203. Anyway, you better skedaddle.
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204. That angry mob's going
to be here any minute.
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205. How do you know that?
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206. I called them.
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208. I'm going broke here.
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209. Candy, candy, candy...
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210. Uh-oh. Rhythmic chanting.
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211. That's a bad sign, yeah.
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212. Oh.
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213. What am I going to do?
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214. Think. Think. Think.
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215. Brain blast!
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trained to avoid actions
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219. Our problems are solved.
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220. Candy...
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221. Yeah, yeah, settle down.
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let's have a little chat
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Professor Handy.
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225. Professor?
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226. Hello, Imblicks.
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227. Settle down.
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228. I have heard your pleas.
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229. I give you...
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230. an endless supply
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in the world!
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232. Ouch!
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233. Yeow!
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Agh.
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Ow.
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237. I love it.
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239. I knew some day I'd find a use
for the edible shock ray.
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of this stuff.
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243. You know all the garbage cans
in town are filled
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245. I know. Isn't
it great?
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246. Looks like everyone
in Retroville is
back to normal.
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247. Hey, Jimmy.
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248. That last batch
was delicious.
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249. Also incredibly
painful.
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250. Hey, do you guys smell smoke?
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251. I can't feel my face.
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252. How come everything looks blue?
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253. Aah, it's nothing really.
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254. Anyone with talent
and determination
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this magnificent specimen.
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256. Show-off ration 18%!
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257. Ah, this thing must be busted.
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258. But it can't be— I designed it.
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259. Hey!
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260. Mmm?
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I'm trying to lower
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263. so Cindy will stop calling me
a know-it-all.
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264. But it's hard not to seem
like a know-it-all
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265. when you do actually
know it all.
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266. Oh... how asked you anyway?
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267. After all, how many kids
could've successfully cloned
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piece of spinach
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a museum dinosaur's teeth?
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270. Jimmy. Breakfast.
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272. Wish me luck
on my botany project. Bye.
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273. Good luck, dear.
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274. Oh, here's your breakfast, Hugh.
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275. Thank you, sugar...
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noncrunchy, blah, bread.
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279. I know.
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280. Dear, I may have mentioned
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284. Every time we
get a new one
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into something else.
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286. I'm getting...
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of Malborn Nine
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episode 64
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of the Salad Vixens."
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291. Looks like a boxing glove
glued to a fern if you ask me.
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293. Anyway, what did you
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295. I researched plants'
responses to musical
stimuli.
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of classic R&B a day.
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297. While this one got two hours
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at the convention center.
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302. Oh, they're going to have
all of next year's models
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304. Toast, toast, toast.
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Please? Please?
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310. Cindy's plant
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311. Hey, if you want awesome,
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312. my 64-million-
year-old plant.
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313. Cindy's plant is great!
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314. Check out
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315. That's pretty.
That's cool.
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but does your plant
smell like a...
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year-old spinach.
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to smell like, perfume?
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in Cindy's plant
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332. Uh, huh, uh...
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333. Oh, look,
my shoelace is untied...
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335. Oh, electromagnetic
radiation multiplier.
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336. Hieroglyphic translator.
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337. Extra homework.
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338. Ha, ha, here it is.
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339. My DNA accelerator.
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340. Cindy, your flower
is as beautiful as, well...
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and unexciting.
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343. Since it's so beautiful
and fragrant
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344. I thought I'd call it
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346. Advance DNA
by 350 million years.
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347. And so, class, that concludes
my modest presentation.
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Yay.
Yeah.
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350. Top that, P.T. Boredom.
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351. 64 million BC,
a huge sauropod
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his evening meal.
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353. Stuck unnoticed between
his massive bicuspids
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of spinach!
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357. I remember
my first toaster.
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with gleaming chrome tail fins
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360. to accommodate the bagels
and such.
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361. Oh, boys and
their toasters.
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362. And so you see my plant
is no mere pigmentary oddity—
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363. like Cindy's.
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364. It required a
thorough knowledge
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psychology and
histology.
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366. To say nothing of...
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367. Oh, feeling funny.
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369. Bah...
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370. So, uh, uh, that's my project.
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371. Any questions? No?
Okay, good, bye.
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372. Okay, where is he?
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373. Well, uh, define "who"
and "where" and "is" and "he."
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374. You know darn well "who"
and "where" and "is" and "he."
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375. Jimmy Neutron,
spoiler-of-anyone's-glory
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is-better-than-his.
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377. Uh, do you have a
photograph to aid in
our search for him?
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378. When you see him,
tell him I've got proof
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380. for whatever's happening
to Miss Fowl.
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381. Thanks, guys.
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382. Hey, look, Jimmy
was in the stall
the whole time.
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384. W-Well, it's not my fault
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a seedpod launcher
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Well, it's lunchtime.
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391. Carl, you have to help me keep
Miss Fowl in class
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how to reverse my DNA ray.
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395. Goddard, emergency.
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screwdriver
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of town-saving music.
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of a 50-foot green woman
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Sir.
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402. Thank you, Captain, but I'm
looking for a shorter woman.
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in the park
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405. She's not looking for a date,
sir.
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407. Is there a difference?
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408. Ha, ha, ha!
Little levity.
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410. We are the military, sir.
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411. Boy, we got here fast.
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412. We better do something, right?
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the jets, General?
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just have a muffin
and some coffee.
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417. I'll take this roof, young man.
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after class.
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419. Drop the toaster and
run for your life!
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the big lady.
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a toaster.
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50-feet tall immediately
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boom-boom pointy things at you
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but then we're going to...
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433. Listen to her roar
of terror!
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my stomach.
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lunch, remember?
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Goddard.
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438. General.
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441. I might be able to shrink her
back to size.
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443. I've reversed the ray,
but the battery's weakening.
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to get close.
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445. Goddard, town-saving music.
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446. No passing notes in class!
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447. Sorry, Miss Fowl.
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448. This is for your own good.
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449. Puking Pluto, the ray's still
not strong enough.
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Hugh...
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Give it...!
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at her mouth.
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I'm chewing gum!
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the hero here, Neutron
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prove that you are responsible
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these are, mmm...
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of Miss Fowl's stomach.
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481. Good luck. See ya. Bye.
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482. We have to what?
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483. You heard him.
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484. We have to make our teacher toss
the lunch monkey.
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485. We need a bucket, an umbrella
and whatever they were serving
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486. for lunch in the cafeteria
on Thursday.
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487. Goddard, hit it.
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