The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius 1x1

Directed by Keith Alcorn

Billy West as TV Newscaster / Lucky Joe (voice) • Megan Cavanagh as Judy Neutron / Girl (voice) • Debi Derryberry as Ultra Lord Action Figure (voice) • Crystal Scales as Libby Folfax / Maggie (voice) • Frank Welker as Goddard / Phantom #4 / Special Vocal Effects (voice) • Carolyn Lawrence as Cindy Vortex (voice)

Since Jimmy's a scientist, he has more important things to do than pick up his pants - like invent a device that'll do that chore for him. But when the nanochip develops advanced brainial capacity, Jimmy's pants lead an attack on the city of Retroville!

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1. Gotta Blast!

2. Help!

3. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

5. Bow-wow-wow, ruff.

6. Ah, it's a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?

7. Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy.

8. Um, listen, why am I wearing

9. a crash helmet and a parachute?

10. Because you get to test the new neutron

11. catastrophic simulation escape system.

12. Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy.

13. Now, when you say the word "catastrophic..."

14. W-well, it's catastrophic simulation

15. Carl, it's different. Oh...

16. I don't get it.

17. Just press that button

18. and all your questions will be answered.

19. Hey, that guy kind of looks like me.

20. Hey, Carl, Carl, you left your pants...

21. Pants— oh, no!

22. I got to go home and pick up my room

23. before my mom sees that I...

24. James Isaac Neutron, how many times have I told you

25. to pick up your pants?

26. Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom.

27. Goddard, access maternal reprimand data

28. cross-reference, pants.

29. Jimmy, pick up your pants, please.

30. Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants.

31. Pick up your pants.

32. pants.

33. Jimmy... Jimmy...

34. Jimmy... pick 'em up.

35. Jimmy! pick up...

36. pick up... pick up...

37. I rest my case.

38. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom. ( screaming )

39. Uh... hi, Mrs. Neutron.

40. I was just floating by, and I thought I'd drop in.

41. Hello, Carl.

42. You, young man, are going to be punished.

43. You will not be going to the movies with your friends

44. after school tomorrow.

45. Aw, but Mom! It's the new science-fiction kung-fu

46. action-buddy comedy sequel

47. to last summer's box office smash based on an old TV show

48. we've never heard of— I have to see it! Sorry, Jimmy.

49. Mom, I'll be the only kid in the world who doesn't see it.

50. Think of all the pop culture references

51. I'll never understand. I'll be an outcast, a loner.

52. I'll... I'll be shunned from civilized society.

53. ( sad music plays ) "Please, no!"

54. "It's not my fault!"

55. "My mom just wouldn't let me

56. go to the movies!"

57. I'm going to miss him.

58. You have to learn to pick up your pants.

59. Remember, pants don't pick themselves up.

60. ( thinking ): "Pants don't pick themselves up."

61. "Pants don't pick themselves up."

62. "Pants don't pick themselves up."

63. Carl, I think this is the beginning

64. of a beautiful experiment.

65. With a nanochip installed in my pants

66. they'll put themselves away.

67. Mmm, nanochips.

68. Wait, are those the spicy ranch kind?

69. My mom says I can't eat those

70. because the hiatal hernia I have is exacerbated by...

71. No, no, no

72. nanochips are microscopic supercomputers

73. capable of artificial intelligence.

74. Oh... why don't you just pick up your pants

75. and hang them up yours?

76. Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist.

77. I have more important things to do than pick up pants.

78. Oh, but Jimmy, it's easy and it's fun.

79. You know, sometimes I do it for hours.

80. Folding and hanging, and you know I even made up a song?

81. It's called...

82. "Folding and Hanging." I could teach it to you!

83. Uh, Carl

84. Carl, Carl

85. isn't the Wonderful World of Llamas show

86. going to be on

87. pretty soon?

88. Oh, yeah, thanks for reminding me.

89. I better go home. Tonight's episode is "Bahama Llama."

90. Wouldn't want to miss that.

91. Hey, does time fly

92. when you're folding and hanging or what? Bye, Jim.

93. Jimmo, hey, Jim-Jam

94. I was just in the neighborhood

95. and wanted to have a little chit-chat with you about this...

96. pants business.

97. You know, son, believe it or not

98. there was a time when I, myself

99. used to leave my pants on the floor.

100. And then one day, I...

101. I picked them up, and well, the rest is history, son!

102. Speaking of history

103. just think if our founding fathers

104. had left their pants on the floor, huh?

105. What if Attila the Hun hadn't picked up his pants?

106. What about Luke Skywalker, your her...

107. I tell you, the Force was with that guy's pants.

108. I'm glad I've cleared that up for you, son.

109. Buh-bye.

110. Whoops-a-daisy, barn door's open. ( zipping )

111. As Goddard as my witness, I'll never pick up pants again.

112. Lady and gentleman, Mom and Dad.

113. Through the miracle of neutron nanotechnology

114. I present "Smart Pants."

115. ( chuckles ): Very good, son.

116. That's wonderful.

117. I don't know how you figured that...

118. My little talk with Jimmy paid off.

119. I should write a book.

120. I think I will, and I'm going to call it

121. My Little Talk with Jimmy Paid Off.

122. Now something this impressive surely deserves the cancellation

123. of the cruel and unusual punishment

124. of not being able to go to the movies.

125. Well, your pants did get put away. All right.

126. Zingo! Let's have pie.

127. Hey, Cindy, what's up, girlfriend?

128. Hey, Libby.

129. "Monday, 7:59 a.m.

130. No sign of Neutron; can give my report in peace."

131. You are one obsessed chic.

132. Hey guys, why is today like no other day?

133. Huh, you asked, hmm, hmm, hmm?

134. 'Cause I brought a new Ultra Lord action figure...

135. errr!

136. You bring one of those every day, ultra-loser.

137. Well, well, Miss Maiden of Wrongness

138. evidently you are not aware

139. that this is the Ultra-Lord action figure number three

140. with factory gender error.

141. ( girl's voice ): Should I wear this dress to the prom?

142. And now, let us welcome

143. geek number two, the static cling king.

144. Hey guys, guess who did his own laundry this morning?

145. You?

146. ( snaps fingers ): Got that right, girlfriend.

147. Cool, Carl. I wish I had a balloon to stick to you.

148. ( electrical zapping ) Ow. That hurt.

149. Hey, no cuts, Neutron.

150. Care to try out my new solar-powered jetpack back pack?

151. Hmm, let me think.

152. Um, no. I'd rather eat a snail.

153. Whoa!

154. Another Neutron special.

155. ( screams ): Oh, my stars and garters!

156. Nice to see your bright and shiny faces...

157. Are your reports ready?

158. Yes, Miss Fowl, and wait till you hear mine.

159. It'll be the best.

160. Origami, the ancient art of Japanese paper folding.

161. I will be making the most difficult

162. of all origami sculptures— a snow monkey...

163. Actually, paper folding originated in China...

164. riding a flying dragon...

165. in the second century AD...

166. while drinking tea...

167. and was brought to Japan...

168. on a ladder...

169. in the sixth century!

170. in December!

171. Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy

172. were doing this report together.

173. We're not.

174. Yes, Jimmy?

175. I, um, I sense a disturbance in my pants, ma'am.

176. Jimmy, if you need to go to the bathroom

177. I can give you a hall pass.

178. Negative.

179. Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my pants are making me do this.

180. The spicy ranch kind? I love those.

181. Oh! Ah!

182. I'm working up here!

183. Jimmy's doing origami, too.

184. Yeah, but much better than Cindy

185. with cutting-edge special effects.

186. You can't even see the wires or the blue screen; it's amazing.

187. Whew.

188. All right, Jimmy! Whoo-hoo!

189. Neutron, you big show-off.

190. You had to make everybody look at you

191. Mr. Big... Science... Smart Guy!

192. No, I didn't!

193. I installed a nanochip in my pants

194. so they'd pick themselves up, and then...

195. They seem to be developing an advanced brainial capacity.

196. Neutron, you've got five seconds

197. to tell me what's going on!

198. It would take five hours

199. to accurately explain it to you, Vortex.

200. Start explaining, Neutron!

201. You're kidding me...

202. Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me to do the twist!

203. Whoa, whoa! I've got it under control.

204. I'll just remove and disable the nanochip.

205. Then it'll stop.

206. Neutron, as soon as I stop limboing, I'm kicking your butt.

207. Whoo! I made it.

208. Everything's under control.

209. Whoa. Strike that last statement.

210. Oh, that's great, Jimmy.

211. What a guy.

212. I see London, I see France!

213. You got really good eyesight.

214. Um, I'm not sure, but this is probably

215. the most embarrassing moment of our short lives.

216. On the other hand, you all get to see

217. my Ultra-Lord underwear.

218. Limited edition with Ultra-auto-fly

219. glow-in-the-dark only available in Japan.

220. Oh, my gosh! I, like, have a pimple!

221. A pimple? Where?

222. You're plastic. You don't get pimples.

223. Neutron, prepare to face the wrath of Vortex.

224. Rain check.

225. Carl, Shane, we must adjourn to my lab immediately.

226. And what am I supposed to do?

227. Uh, you could sing the folding and hanging song.

228. How about a little kissy for a little fishy?

229. Well, I was a fishy

230. but now I'm more of a raw slice of fish flesh.

231. Better hurry.

232. Slowly the bacteria win

233. and I'll be unfit to touch, let alone kiss.

234. ( laughing ): Yeah.

235. Jimmy, where are your pants?

236. Oh, uh, pants.

237. Excellent question, Mom.

238. Um, it's a new fashion movement—

239. the no-pants look.

240. Yeah. Everybody at school's wearing, uh...

241. Well, I mean, they're not wearing...

242. Well, what I mean is...

243. Jimmy, it looks ridiculous.

244. Now, now, sugar booger

245. all the kids have their crazy fashion.

246. Well, one of the greatest memories

247. of my youth was my bell bottom muumuu.

248. I'm telling you

249. I dig the no-pants look.

250. With Neutronic eye in the sky

251. I can locate

252. our runaway pants.

253. If I'm correct—

254. and I'm correct 89.23% of the time—

255. my pants are seeking

256. even more pants to control.

257. Oh! The House of Blue Pants.

258. Oh, I love that place.

259. It used to be the House of Blue Lederhosen

260. but, of course, that appeals to a very small market.

261. Oh.

262. Carl, there's over a million pants in there.

263. See, if my pants get control of those pants

264. well, we could end up living in...

265. London?

266. France?

267. A world ruled by pants!

268. Gentlemen, it's up to us

269. to stop this insanity.

270. Us? Us?

271. Well, mostly me.

272. In fact, 100% me.

273. Phew! All right, that's good.

274. Time to save the world!

275. Whoa!

276. I've got to stop my pants before they recruit more pants

277. and take over the world.

278. Gee, Jimmy, if you just hung up your pants

279. none of this would be happening.

280. Carl's right. Why are you so lazy, Jimmy?

281. All you had to do was put your...

282. I suggest we refrain from communication

283. until we reach our des.

284. Hey, Jimmy, can I go play with my pants?

285. No, no, Carl!

286. Your pants may look plw

287. but deep down in their pockets, they are pure evil.

288. Oh, no.

289. I left some gum in my pants pocket.

290. Is-is it evil, too?

291. If I chew it later, will I be evil?

292. If I blow a bubble, will it be an evil bubble?

293. Sheen, not to worry.

294. Everything will be taken care of

295. with a little something I like to call...

296. "The Pant Eliminator."

297. I've equipped it with atomic-powered

298. pants-seeking clothespin missiles.

299. These will get our pants back

300. will remove the nanochip

301. and problem solved.

302. Cindy's pants are going down.

303. Sheen, your pants are going to get pinned.

304. Can you do it in slow motion?

305. Crud.

306. I pledge allegiance to my pants.

307. Now, we have to find your pants, Carl.

308. My pants can run

309. but they can't hide.

310. Oh, ooh.

311. I feel like a new man.

312. Oh, the freedom.

313. The comfort.

314. The gentle wafting breeze.

315. Howdy, neighbors.

316. Hey, I got two words for you.

317. No pants!

318. Yes.

319. It's the fabulous fashion sensation

320. that's sweeping the nation

321. so gather 'round, and pull 'em down.

322. Or... you can go home and do it.

323. That's fine, too.

324. Doesn't matter.

325. Hey, good luck, and welcome to the fold.

326. Hugh Beaumont Neutron.

327. Honey, hold on. Come in here this instant!

328. Just give me a brief moment, honey.

329. No, honey. In now.

330. I've just invited people to our pants-off later on.

331. Pie! Coming.

332. Must... stop... pants.

333. My pants are infecting the other pants.

334. This is definitely not good.

335. What can you say at a time like this?

336. I'm, like, so embarrassed.

337. I think Ricky likes me.

338. Ultra Lord has spoken.

339. Neutron, I want my pants now, or I'm going to sue you.

340. I'm afraid

341. we've got a bigger problem at the moment.

342. Oh, no.

343. They're planning a full-scale pants invasion!

344. This is just like Ultra Lord Versus Robo Fiend

345. Special Edition with 17 seconds of new material!

346. And what a 17 seconds it was!

347. Listen, Neutron, I'm a girl with looks and brains

348. and big plans for my future, and they don't include

349. living in a world ruled by pants.

350. Do something!

351. No time to get to the lab.

352. I have to make do with the resources at hand.

353. Hugh, look!

354. What? What is it?

355. Oh, my, it looks like a...

356. homage to Alfred Hitchcock's movie The Birds.

357. Do you think this could possibly have anything to do

358. with Jimmy's self-folding pants?

359. Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing?

360. Sorry, Lucky Joe, if that is your real name

361. but I've got to take out some pants

362. who want to take over the world.

363. Uh, what are a bunch of stupid pants going to do, hey?

364. No!

365. Uh, Jimmy!

366. I know you're kind of busy, but, um...

367. ( whimpering ): Help!

368. Okay, pants, let's see

369. how you like a little taste of a Neutron starch bomb.

370. I could keep this up all day, Neutron.

371. But you're welcome to detonate any time you want to.

372. Get pressed, pants.

373. I've got that one, and that one, and that one.

374. My cat chewed that one, but I got it.

375. And all those, and that one.

376. And I'm missing the helmet on that one.

377. My Mom has that one on layaway.

378. How about a little fabric softener, tough guys?

379. Wow!

380. That stuff really works!

381. You know, Jimmy does some pretty

382. amazing things, doesn't he?

383. Please.

384. I could be just as amazing

385. if my head was the size of Texas.

386. My uncle's from Texas!

387. So, you and your little pantsy-wantsy friends

388. thought you could take over the world, huh?

389. Well, you didn't know you'd have to deal

390. with Hugh Neutron, did you?

391. So, talk.

392. You can't talk, can you?

393. You know why?

394. Because you're pants, so zip it!

395. Hugh? Huh?

396. Look. What?

397. The Retroville Pants Invasion continues.

398. Our only hope seems to be a little boy

399. with an extremely large head

400. and an outrageously tall hairdo.

401. Ooh, he looks oddly familiar.

402. You know, sugar booger, they're right.

403. Television is pretty.

404. Come on, Hugh.

405. We're going downtown.

406. We're getting pie?

407. To get our son!

408. And put on your pants.

409. Can do.

410. My pants are getting more

411. powerful by the second.

412. And I'm out of weapons.

413. Think, think, think!

414. Brain blast!

415. If I can create a colossal amount of static cling

416. I can capture my pants, destroy the nanochip

417. and still have time to get to the movies.

418. But where can I get that much static?

419. Cheese World.

420. Rug World.

421. Mime World.

422. Rug World!

423. That's it!

424. Roll out the red carpet.

425. Yeah! Yeah!

426. Stop it!

427. So

428. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.

429. Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...

430. It was your stupid fault all this happened.

431. I'm watching you, Big Brain.

432. Well, I'm left speechless.

433. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort.

434. My new pants are, like, so cool!

435. I could just about die.

436. That's just what I was thinking.

437. I missed you, pants.

438. It's so good to be back inside.

439. Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?

440. Okay. Last one there buys the candy.

441. James Isaac Neutron

442. you made this mess

443. and you are not going anywhere until you pick up these pants.

444. Mom!

445. Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

446. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS

447. Oh.

448. Hi! I'm Paul.

449. Got to blast.