1. Gotta Blast!
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2. Help!
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3. Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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4. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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5. Bow-wow-wow, ruff.
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6. Ah, it's a beautiful night
for a stroll, eh, Carl?
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7. Oh, yeah,
sure is, Jimmy.
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8. Um, listen, why
am I wearing
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9. a crash helmet
and a parachute?
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10. Because you get to test
the new neutron
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11. catastrophic simulation
escape system.
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12. Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy.
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13. Now, when you say the word
"catastrophic..."
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14. W-well, it's catastrophic
simulation
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15. Carl,
it's different.
Oh...
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16. I don't get it.
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17. Just press that button
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18. and all your questions
will be answered.
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19. Hey, that guy
kind of looks like me.
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20. Hey, Carl, Carl,
you left your pants...
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21. Pants— oh, no!
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22. I got to go home
and pick up my room
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23. before my mom sees that I...
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24. James Isaac Neutron,
how many times have I told you
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25. to pick up
your pants?
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26. Well, I know just the dog
who can answer that, Mom.
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27. Goddard, access maternal
reprimand data
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28. cross-reference, pants.
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29. Jimmy, pick up your pants,
please.
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30. Uh, Jimmy, pick up your pants.
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31. Pick up your pants.
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32. pants.
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33. Jimmy...
Jimmy...
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34. Jimmy...
pick 'em up.
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35. Jimmy!
pick up...
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36. pick up...
pick up...
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37. I rest my case.
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38. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.
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39. Uh... hi,
Mrs. Neutron.
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40. I was just floating by,
and I thought I'd drop in.
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41. Hello, Carl.
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42. You, young man,
are going to be punished.
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43. You will not be going to the
movies with your friends
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44. after school tomorrow.
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45. Aw, but Mom! It's the new
science-fiction kung-fu
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46. action-buddy comedy sequel
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47. to last summer's box office
smash based on an old TV show
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48. we've never heard of—
I have to see it!
Sorry, Jimmy.
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49. Mom, I'll be the only kid
in the world who doesn't see it.
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50. Think of all the pop culture
references
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51. I'll never understand.
I'll be an outcast, a loner.
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52. I'll... I'll be shunned
from civilized society.
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53. "Please, no!"
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54. "It's not my fault!"
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55. "My mom just wouldn't let me
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56. go to the movies!"
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57. I'm going
to miss him.
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58. You have to learn
to pick up your pants.
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59. Remember, pants
don't pick themselves up.
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60. "Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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61. "Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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62. "Pants don't pick
themselves up."
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63. Carl, I think this
is the beginning
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64. of a beautiful experiment.
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65. With a nanochip
installed in my pants
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66. they'll put themselves away.
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67. Mmm, nanochips.
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68. Wait, are those
the spicy ranch kind?
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69. My mom says
I can't eat those
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70. because the hiatal hernia
I have is exacerbated by...
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71. No, no, no
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72. nanochips are microscopic
supercomputers
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73. capable of artificial
intelligence.
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74. Oh... why don't you just pick up
your pants
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75. and hang them up yours?
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76. Oh, Carl, I'm a scientist.
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77. I have more important things
to do than pick up pants.
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78. Oh, but Jimmy,
it's easy and it's fun.
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79. You know, sometimes I do it
for hours.
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80. Folding and hanging, and you
know I even made up a song?
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81. It's called...
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82. "Folding and Hanging."
I could teach it to you!
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83. Uh, Carl
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84. Carl, Carl
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85. isn't the Wonderful World
of Llamas show
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86. going to be on
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87. pretty soon?
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88. Oh, yeah, thanks
for reminding me.
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89. I better go home.
Tonight's episode
is "Bahama Llama."
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90. Wouldn't want to miss that.
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91. Hey, does time fly
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92. when you're folding
and hanging or what? Bye, Jim.
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93. Jimmo, hey, Jim-Jam
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94. I was just in the neighborhood
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95. and wanted to have a little
chit-chat with you about this...
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96. pants business.
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97. You know, son,
believe it or not
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98. there was a time
when I, myself
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99. used to leave my pants
on the floor.
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100. And then one day, I...
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101. I picked them up, and well,
the rest is history, son!
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102. Speaking of history
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103. just think
if our founding fathers
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104. had left their pants
on the floor, huh?
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105. What if Attila the Hun
hadn't picked up his pants?
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106. What about Luke Skywalker,
your her...
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107. I tell you, the Force
was with that guy's pants.
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108. I'm glad I've cleared that up
for you, son.
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109. Buh-bye.
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110. Whoops-a-daisy,
barn door's open.
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111. As Goddard as my witness,
I'll never pick up pants again.
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112. Lady and gentleman, Mom and Dad.
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113. Through the miracle
of neutron nanotechnology
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114. I present "Smart Pants."
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115. Very good, son.
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116. That's wonderful.
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117. I don't know how
you figured that...
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118. My little talk
with Jimmy paid off.
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119. I should write a book.
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120. I think I will,
and I'm going to call it
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121. My Little Talk
with Jimmy Paid Off.
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122. Now something this impressive
surely deserves the cancellation
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123. of the cruel and unusual
punishment
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124. of not being able
to go to the movies.
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125. Well, your pants did get
put away. All right.
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126. Zingo! Let's have pie.
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127. Hey, Cindy, what's up,
girlfriend?
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128. Hey, Libby.
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129. "Monday, 7:59 a.m.
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130. No sign of Neutron;
can give my report in peace."
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131. You are one obsessed chic.
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132. Hey guys, why is today
like no other day?
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133. Huh, you asked,
hmm, hmm, hmm?
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134. 'Cause I brought a new
Ultra Lord action figure...
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135. errr!
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136. You bring one of those
every day, ultra-loser.
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137. Well, well,
Miss Maiden of Wrongness
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138. evidently you are not aware
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139. that this is the Ultra-Lord
action figure number three
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140. with factory gender error.
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141. Should I wear this dress
to the prom?
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142. And now, let
us welcome
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143. geek number two, the
static cling king.
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144. Hey guys, guess who
did his own laundry
this morning?
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145. You?
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146. Got that right, girlfriend.
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147. Cool, Carl. I wish
I had a balloon
to stick to you.
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148. Ow. That hurt.
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149. Hey, no cuts,
Neutron.
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150. Care to try out my new
solar-powered jetpack back pack?
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151. Hmm, let me think.
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152. Um, no. I'd rather
eat a snail.
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153. Whoa!
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154. Another Neutron special.
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155. Oh, my stars
and garters!
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156. Nice to see your bright
and shiny faces...
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157. Are your reports ready?
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158. Yes, Miss Fowl, and wait
till you hear mine.
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159. It'll be the best.
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160. Origami, the ancient art
of Japanese paper folding.
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161. I will be making
the most difficult
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162. of all origami sculptures—
a snow monkey...
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163. Actually, paper folding
originated in China...
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164. riding a flying dragon...
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165. in the second century AD...
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166. while drinking tea...
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167. and was brought to Japan...
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168. on a ladder...
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169. in the sixth century!
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170. in December!
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171. Cindy, I didn't know
you and Jimmy
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172. were doing
this report together.
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173. We're not.
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174. Yes, Jimmy?
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175. I, um, I sense a disturbance
in my pants, ma'am.
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176. Jimmy, if you need to go
to the bathroom
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177. I can give you a hall pass.
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178. Negative.
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179. Miss Fowl, the nanochips in my
pants are making me do this.
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180. The spicy ranch kind?
I love those.
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181. Oh! Ah!
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182. I'm working up here!
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183. Jimmy's doing origami, too.
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184. Yeah, but much better than Cindy
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185. with cutting-edge
special effects.
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186. You can't even see the wires or
the blue screen; it's amazing.
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187. Whew.
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188. All right, Jimmy!
Whoo-hoo!
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189. Neutron, you big show-off.
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190. You had to make
everybody look at you
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191. Mr. Big... Science...
Smart Guy!
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192. No, I didn't!
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193. I installed a nanochip
in my pants
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194. so they'd pick
themselves up,
and then...
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195. They seem to be
developing an advanced
brainial capacity.
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196. Neutron, you've
got five seconds
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197. to tell me
what's going on!
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198. It would take five hours
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199. to accurately explain it to you,
Vortex.
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200. Start explaining, Neutron!
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201. You're kidding me...
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202. Jimmy, my mom doesn't allow me
to do the twist!
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203. Whoa, whoa!
I've got it under control.
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204. I'll just remove
and disable the nanochip.
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205. Then it'll stop.
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206. Neutron, as soon as I stop
limboing, I'm kicking your butt.
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207. Whoo! I made it.
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208. Everything's under control.
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209. Whoa. Strike
that last statement.
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210. Oh, that's great, Jimmy.
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211. What a guy.
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212. I see London,
I see France!
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213. You got really good eyesight.
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214. Um, I'm not sure,
but this is probably
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215. the most embarrassing moment
of our short lives.
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216. On the other hand,
you all get to see
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217. my Ultra-Lord
underwear.
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218. Limited edition
with Ultra-auto-fly
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219. glow-in-the-dark
only available in Japan.
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220. Oh, my gosh!
I, like, have a pimple!
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221. A pimple? Where?
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222. You're plastic.
You don't get pimples.
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223. Neutron, prepare to face
the wrath of Vortex.
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224. Rain check.
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225. Carl, Shane, we must
adjourn to my lab
immediately.
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226. And what am I supposed to do?
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227. Uh, you could sing
the folding and hanging song.
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228. How about a little kissy
for a little fishy?
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229. Well, I was a fishy
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230. but now I'm more
of a raw slice
of fish flesh.
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231. Better hurry.
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232. Slowly the bacteria win
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233. and I'll be unfit to touch,
let alone kiss.
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234. Yeah.
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235. Jimmy, where are your pants?
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236. Oh, uh, pants.
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237. Excellent question, Mom.
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238. Um, it's a new
fashion movement—
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239. the no-pants look.
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240. Yeah. Everybody
at school's wearing, uh...
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241. Well, I mean,
they're not wearing...
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242. Well, what I mean is...
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243. Jimmy, it looks ridiculous.
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244. Now, now,
sugar booger
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245. all the kids have
their crazy fashion.
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246. Well, one
of the greatest memories
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247. of my youth was my
bell bottom muumuu.
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248. I'm telling you
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249. I dig the
no-pants look.
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250. With Neutronic eye in the sky
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251. I can locate
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252. our runaway pants.
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253. If I'm correct—
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254. and I'm correct 89.23%
of the time—
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255. my pants are seeking
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256. even more pants to control.
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257. Oh! The House of Blue Pants.
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258. Oh, I love
that place.
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259. It used to be
the House of
Blue Lederhosen
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260. but, of course,
that appeals to a
very small market.
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261. Oh.
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262. Carl, there's
over a million
pants in there.
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263. See, if my pants
get control
of those pants
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264. well, we could end
up living in...
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265. London?
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266. France?
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267. A world ruled by pants!
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268. Gentlemen,
it's up to us
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269. to stop this
insanity.
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270. Us?
Us?
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271. Well, mostly me.
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272. In fact, 100% me.
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273. Phew!
All right,
that's good.
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274. Time to save the world!
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275. Whoa!
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276. I've got to stop my pants
before they recruit more pants
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277. and take over the world.
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278. Gee, Jimmy, if
you just hung
up your pants
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279. none of this would
be happening.
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280. Carl's right.
Why are you so lazy, Jimmy?
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281. All you had
to do was put your...
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282. I suggest we refrain
from communication
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283. until we reach our des.
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284. Hey, Jimmy,
can I go play
with my pants?
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285. No, no, Carl!
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286. Your pants may look plw
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287. but deep down in their pockets,
they are pure evil.
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288. Oh, no.
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289. I left some gum
in my pants pocket.
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290. Is-is it evil, too?
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291. If I chew it later,
will I be evil?
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292. If I blow a bubble,
will it be an evil bubble?
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293. Sheen, not to worry.
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294. Everything will be taken care of
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295. with a little something
I like to call...
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296. "The Pant Eliminator."
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297. I've equipped it
with atomic-powered
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298. pants-seeking
clothespin missiles.
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299. These will get our pants back
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300. will remove the nanochip
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301. and problem solved.
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302. Cindy's pants are going down.
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303. Sheen, your pants
are going to get pinned.
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304. Can you do it
in slow motion?
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305. Crud.
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306. I pledge allegiance
to my pants.
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307. Now, we have to find
your pants, Carl.
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308. My pants can run
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309. but they can't hide.
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310. Oh, ooh.
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311. I feel like a new man.
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312. Oh, the freedom.
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313. The comfort.
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314. The gentle wafting breeze.
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315. Howdy, neighbors.
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316. Hey, I got two
words for you.
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317. No pants!
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318. Yes.
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319. It's the fabulous
fashion sensation
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320. that's sweeping the nation
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321. so gather 'round,
and pull 'em down.
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322. Or... you can go home and do it.
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323. That's fine, too.
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324. Doesn't matter.
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325. Hey, good luck,
and welcome to the fold.
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326. Hugh Beaumont Neutron.
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327. Honey, hold on.
Come in here this instant!
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328. Just give me a
brief moment, honey.
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329. No, honey. In now.
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330. I've just invited people
to our pants-off later on.
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331. Pie!
Coming.
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332. Must... stop... pants.
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333. My pants are infecting
the other pants.
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334. This is definitely not good.
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335. What can you say
at a time like this?
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336. I'm, like, so embarrassed.
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337. I think Ricky likes me.
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338. Ultra Lord
has spoken.
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339. Neutron, I want my pants now,
or I'm going to sue you.
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340. I'm afraid
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341. we've got a bigger
problem at the moment.
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342. Oh, no.
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343. They're planning
a full-scale
pants invasion!
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344. This is just like Ultra Lord
Versus Robo Fiend
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345. Special Edition
with 17 seconds of new material!
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346. And what a 17 seconds it was!
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347. Listen, Neutron, I'm a girl
with looks and brains
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348. and big plans for my future,
and they don't include
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349. living in a world
ruled by pants.
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350. Do something!
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351. No time to get to the lab.
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352. I have to make do
with the resources at hand.
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353. Hugh, look!
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354. What?
What is it?
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355. Oh, my, it
looks like a...
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356. homage to Alfred
Hitchcock's movie
The Birds.
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357. Do you think this could
possibly have anything to do
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358. with Jimmy's self-folding pants?
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359. Hey, kid, what do you think
you're doing?
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360. Sorry, Lucky Joe,
if that is
your real name
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361. but I've got to
take out some pants
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362. who want to take
over the world.
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363. Uh, what are a bunch of stupid
pants going to do, hey?
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364. No!
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365. Uh, Jimmy!
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366. I know you're kind of busy,
but, um...
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367. Help!
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368. Okay, pants, let's see
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369. how you like a little taste
of a Neutron starch bomb.
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370. I could keep this up all day,
Neutron.
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371. But you're welcome to detonate
any time you want to.
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372. Get pressed, pants.
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373. I've got that one,
and that one, and that one.
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374. My cat chewed that one,
but I got it.
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375. And all those, and that one.
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376. And I'm missing the helmet
on that one.
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377. My Mom has that one
on layaway.
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378. How about a little
fabric softener, tough guys?
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379. Wow!
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380. That stuff really works!
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381. You know, Jimmy does some pretty
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382. amazing things, doesn't he?
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383. Please.
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384. I could be
just as amazing
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385. if my head was
the size of Texas.
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386. My uncle's from Texas!
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387. So, you and your little
pantsy-wantsy friends
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the world, huh?
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389. Well, you didn't know
you'd have to deal
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390. with Hugh Neutron, did you?
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391. So, talk.
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392. You can't talk, can you?
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393. You know why?
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394. Because you're pants,
so zip it!
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395. Hugh?
Huh?
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396. Look.
What?
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397. The Retroville Pants Invasion
continues.
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398. Our only hope seems
to be a little boy
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399. with an extremely large head
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400. and an outrageously
tall hairdo.
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401. Ooh, he looks oddly familiar.
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402. You know, sugar booger,
they're right.
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403. Television is pretty.
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404. Come on, Hugh.
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405. We're going downtown.
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406. We're getting pie?
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407. To get our son!
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408. And put on
your pants.
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409. Can do.
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410. My pants are getting more
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411. powerful by the second.
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412. And I'm out of weapons.
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413. Think, think, think!
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414. Brain blast!
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415. If I can create a colossal
amount of static cling
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416. I can capture my pants,
destroy the nanochip
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417. and still have time
to get to the movies.
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418. But where can I get
that much static?
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419. Cheese World.
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420. Rug World.
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421. Mime World.
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422. Rug World!
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423. That's it!
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424. Roll out the red carpet.
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425. Yeah! Yeah!
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426. Stop it!
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427. So
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428. Neutron, I bet
you think you're
a great big hero.
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429. Well, Cindy, you know,
it's just all...
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430. It was your stupid fault
all this happened.
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431. I'm watching you, Big Brain.
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432. Well, I'm left speechless.
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433. Ultra Lord,
would you care to retort.
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434. My new pants are, like, so cool!
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435. I could just about die.
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436. That's just
what I was thinking.
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437. I missed you,
pants.
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438. It's so good to
be back inside.
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439. Can we go to the movies
now, Jimmy?
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440. Okay. Last one
there buys the candy.
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441. James Isaac
Neutron
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443. and you are not going anywhere
until you pick up these pants.
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444. Mom!
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445. Captioning sponsored by THE
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446. and MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS
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447. Oh.
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448. Hi! I'm Paul.
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449. Got to blast.
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