1. "Exam results"put on display."Copy !req
2. I wonder when Rentaro-kun will get here.Copy !req
3. A few minutes without his phone
would've hardly killed him.Copy !req
4. Well, he did say he left it out
in the open back in the classroom.Copy !req
5. "'Tis very precious to"Rentaro-kun."Copy !req
6. It contains all my pictures and memories
with you! It means the world to me!Copy !req
7. There it is.Copy !req
8. Phew.Copy !req
9. I think that's... Eiai-san?Copy !req
10. Hey, the test results have been posted up.Copy !req
11. Aren't you going to check?Copy !req
12. Meaningless.Copy !req
13. I know I have the top score.Copy !req
14. Checking would be a waste of time.Copy !req
15. There it is again. That zing
when we first make eye contact...Copy !req
16. Is she a soulmate?Copy !req
17. If you don't mind, why don't we
go look at the results together?Copy !req
18. Again, that would be a waste of time.Copy !req
19. Huh? Oh, right, s-sorry.Copy !req
20. The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love YouCopy !req
21. I placed 25th out of 240!Copy !req
22. "The 44th assailant we had faced."Copy !req
23. I-I ranked one higher than you!Copy !req
24. I'm 87th, okay?Copy !req
25. I'm so proud of you all!Copy !req
26. Eiai Nano-san...Copy !req
27. Wait, 700? She got perfect scores
in every subject?Copy !req
28. Does anyone know much about
Eiai-san, the girl in first place?Copy !req
29. She's in our class, isn't she?Copy !req
30. "She could be seen always by
the window, engrossed in her studies."Copy !req
31. I've never spoken to her,Copy !req
32. but I've heard some rumors.Copy !req
33. She pursues precision
and efficiency above all else,Copy !req
34. and she can answer
any question about any subject.Copy !req
35. They say she's a highly advanced AI.Copy !req
36. A living, breathing urban legend!Copy !req
37. All right, class.Copy !req
38. Today, you'll study the epidermal cells
of an onion and sketch your results.Copy !req
39. One microscope for each desk.
Come to me for your razors!Copy !req
40. I'm paired up with Eiai-san.Copy !req
41. Wait, stop gawking at her!Copy !req
42. Happy Henry Lives Beside Boron Cottage,Copy !req
43. Oh, I'll get our microscope.Copy !req
44. Near Our Friend Nelly Nancy Mg Allen...Copy !req
45. "Be ambitious!"Copy !req
46. You could also try this.Copy !req
47. Memorize the Li Be part with "liebe,"
the German word meaning love.Copy !req
48. S-Say what?Copy !req
49. I don't care one bit about this
Happy Henry dude or anything, okay?Copy !req
50. "O brave adventurer."Copy !req
51. Unlike Hakari, Karane, and Shizuka-chan,
who are the epitome of cute,Copy !req
52. Eiai-san is more
the elegant and beautiful type.Copy !req
53. Go for it!Copy !req
54. Eiai-san?Copy !req
55. This is a lab, so we
don't need our textbooks...Copy !req
56. You're straight up copying?Copy !req
57. It's more efficient than using the microscope.Copy !req
58. Is that what matters?Copy !req
59. That defeats the purpose of this practical...Copy !req
60. Practicals are meaningless.Copy !req
61. Scientists already gave us the answer.
Retracing their steps is a waste of time.Copy !req
62. But that's what this whole class is about?Copy !req
63. Ahem.Copy !req
64. The teacher's watching us.
We have to do this right.Copy !req
65. Very well. I'll make it look like I am.Copy !req
66. Actually do it!Copy !req
67. The onion's not even on there.
What are you focusing on?Copy !req
68. Seriously, enough with the textbook!Copy !req
69. Looking at the textbook is clearly
more efficient. I fail to see the problem.Copy !req
70. S-So this is what she's like.
She's got the cold rationality of an AI.Copy !req
71. No wonder she's attracting
the wrong kind of attention.Copy !req
72. Ow.Copy !req
73. Guess I should go to the nurse's office.Copy !req
74. This would be more efficient.Copy !req
75. Huh?Copy !req
76. Whoa?Copy !req
77. Huh? Wh-Wh-What are you...Copy !req
78. Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.Copy !req
79. You don't need a disinfectant
for such a small cut.Copy !req
80. This beautiful girl is sucking on my finger!Copy !req
81. Her eyelashes are so long...Copy !req
82. Her skin is so clear and smooth...Copy !req
83. Her lips are so soft, and her tongue so warm...Copy !req
84. What is happening? Am I dreaming?Copy !req
85. Hmph!Copy !req
86. I-It's not like I care about looking at
some stupid cells or anything, okay?Copy !req
87. What are you even fighting against in life?Copy !req
88. "Such a heavy cross to bear."Copy !req
89. Hey, Eiai-san.Copy !req
90. Thanks a lot for helping me.Copy !req
91. Don't mention it.Copy !req
92. Your absence would have reduced
the efficiency of the cleanup process.Copy !req
93. You sure put a lot on the line for that!Copy !req
94. Still, I want to repay you somehow.Copy !req
95. Are you thirsty? Can I get you a soda?Copy !req
96. I am not.Copy !req
97. Also, sodas are not
the best choice for hydration.Copy !req
98. You need your drinks to be efficient, too?Copy !req
99. I just want to get to know you better.Copy !req
100. If you don't mind, that is.Copy !req
101. I do not.Copy !req
102. But it would be meaningless.Copy !req
103. I feel meaningless!Copy !req
104. U-Uh, I'd say having a fun chat is meaningful.Copy !req
105. Just like time spent on hobbies and holidays.Copy !req
106. I have never spent a single
second on such activities.Copy !req
107. I can tell that they are
an unproductive use of time.Copy !req
108. No amount of "fun" times
will raise academic grades.Copy !req
109. Nor will it improve performance metrics.Copy !req
110. "Fun" produces nothing of value.Copy !req
111. What?Copy !req
112. Grades and performance aren't everything.Copy !req
113. In this world, anything that doesn't improve
your future prospects is meaningless.Copy !req
114. Y-You're wrong!Copy !req
115. Having fun is the meaning of life!Copy !req
116. Meaning is defined as value.Copy !req
117. Value is only created by utility, by benefits.Copy !req
118. Be it money, tools, or knowledge.Copy !req
119. Listen, I'm not talking about words
and their definitions!Copy !req
120. If it cannot be defined in words,
it is only a delusion.Copy !req
121. This debate is also a waste of time.Copy !req
122. Goodbye.Copy !req
123. Huh?Copy !req
124. Is Eiai-san really...Copy !req
125. my soulmate?Copy !req
126. Thanks a lot, Eiai-san!Copy !req
127. Why did I do that?Copy !req
128. Was it to help Aijo Rentaro?Copy !req
129. To win him over?Copy !req
130. Why would I apply saliva to a wound?Copy !req
131. I was fully aware of the risk of infection!Copy !req
132. What is this feeling?Copy !req
133. It's illogical!Copy !req
134. Getting distracted is a waste of time!Copy !req
135. Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338—Copy !req
136. Phew. That is the most efficient way
to restore my focus.Copy !req
137. Pi is life.Copy !req
138. 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!Copy !req
139. I am currently wasting
a significant amount of time.Copy !req
140. This is a problem!Copy !req
141. Aijo Rentaro, I have come to the
conclusion that I am in love with you.Copy !req
142. I want you to enter a relationship with me.Copy !req
143. Oh.Copy !req
144. I love you, too, Eiai-san.Copy !req
145. I would love to go out with you.Copy !req
146. I must refuse.Copy !req
147. Have I been pranked?Copy !req
148. The ideal outcome
would have been for you to decline.Copy !req
149. But since you did not,Copy !req
150. I must do it myself.Copy !req
151. What are you saying?Copy !req
152. I came here today to put an end to this love.Copy !req
153. But why? We like each other!Copy !req
154. Romance only leads
to matrimony and childbirth.Copy !req
155. And at this moment, I am in no need of either.Copy !req
156. This should be obvious.Copy !req
157. Romance between teenagers is meaningless.Copy !req
158. A complete waste of time.Copy !req
159. I will never go out with you.Copy !req
160. Goodbye.Copy !req
161. Eiai-san! I hate to break it to you...Copy !req
162. But unlike you,Copy !req
163. I've already been rejected a hundred times.Copy !req
164. You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!Copy !req
165. You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!Copy !req
166. Okay, but that is irrelevant to me.Copy !req
167. If I stay in love with you,Copy !req
168. you're not exactly ending this
romance once and for all, are you?Copy !req
169. Aijo Rentaro is in love with me!
3.141592658979—Copy !req
170. I can't just draw a line in the sand like you.Copy !req
171. So... could you go out on a date with me?Copy !req
172. That would be...Copy !req
173. If I can't win you over in that one day,
I promise I'll give up on you!Copy !req
174. So please!Copy !req
175. Come to think of it,
I'm going on an actual date.Copy !req
176. My first-ever!Copy !req
177. I am here.Copy !req
178. Eiai-san!Copy !req
179. A casual outfit...Copy !req
180. The GOAT-fit!Copy !req
181. Are you sick? Do you want to cancel?Copy !req
182. No! That would be too inefficient!Copy !req
183. Anyway, let's head in.Copy !req
184. My mission for today is to show
Eiai-san the time of her life!Copy !req
185. Is there anything you're interested in?Copy !req
186. I need her to realize that
a "fun" time with someone you like—Copy !req
187. Not particularly.Copy !req
188. Okay, so I'll take you around.Copy !req
189. that love is meaningful!Copy !req
190. Why does an amusement facility
have a horse riding simulator?Copy !req
191. I'm pretty sure that's not what it's for.Copy !req
192. Then what is the point of this activity?Copy !req
193. It creeps me out.Copy !req
194. An instant camera?Copy !req
195. You know about these? I've always
liked them, for some reason.Copy !req
196. It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.Copy !req
197. If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.Copy !req
198. Highly illogical.Copy !req
199. A true one-star review.Copy !req
200. W-Well, never mind all that. Say cheese!Copy !req
201. Cheese? What about cheese?Copy !req
202. You look great. See?Copy !req
203. Illogical.Copy !req
204. Ghosts are highly unscientific.
They do not exist.Copy !req
205. And I'm glad they don't.Copy !req
206. Look closer. That's a live human.Copy !req
207. Human.Copy !req
208. Human.Copy !req
209. They're all human.Copy !req
210. Why are you so startled?Copy !req
211. Why wouldn't I be? They jumped out at me!Copy !req
212. Human.Copy !req
213. Don't believe her! There's nobody in that suit!Copy !req
214. Nothing but humans.Copy !req
215. Instead of "Haunted House,"
they should call it "Human House."Copy !req
216. So, a house?Copy !req
217. You haven't ridden one of these
before, right? What do you think?Copy !req
218. This is insane.Copy !req
219. And your comments are driving me insane.Copy !req
220. People spinning around in giant cups.Copy !req
221. What demand was this created to meet?Copy !req
222. I understand nothing about this.Copy !req
223. Especially the people lining up to get
spun around without questioning any of it.Copy !req
224. Could this be a brainwashing contraption that
operates on music and centrifugal force?Copy !req
225. Worst tea party ever!Copy !req
226. A giant maze! Let's give it a shot!Copy !req
227. Getting a bird's-eye view
is the most efficient solution.Copy !req
228. It's giant for a reason!Copy !req
229. Oops, another dead end.Copy !req
230. Why so many dead ends?Copy !req
231. Why not just build the correct path?Copy !req
232. Such a waste of time.Copy !req
233. It's a maze!Copy !req
234. If only humans could
come up with self-driving, too.Copy !req
235. We would be able to navigate
these mazes and our lives effortlessly.Copy !req
236. We're human for a reason!Copy !req
237. No date is complete without this.Copy !req
238. The Ferris wheel!Copy !req
239. Eiai-san, are you afraid of heights?Copy !req
240. I-It is only natural to fear
life-threatening elevation.Copy !req
241. Oh, do you want me to sit next to you, then?Copy !req
242. S-Sorry!Copy !req
243. Thank you for visiting us today.Copy !req
244. The park will close in thirty minutes.Copy !req
245. See? You look a little bored here.Copy !req
246. But you're really enjoying
yourself in this one.Copy !req
247. Correct.Copy !req
248. How can you tell?
People often tell me I seem emotionless.Copy !req
249. It's not hard if I pay attention.Copy !req
250. But I'm glad to see that you had fun.Copy !req
251. So, what did you think?Copy !req
252. Yes, I did enjoy it. Far more than I expected.Copy !req
253. Really? Then...Copy !req
254. However...Copy !req
255. That was all.Copy !req
256. It was "fun," but nothing else.Copy !req
257. I obtained nothing of value. A meaningless day.Copy !req
258. I'm sorry.Copy !req
259. Nah, you don't have to apologize.Copy !req
260. No two people share the same experience.Copy !req
261. I'm happy you told me straight up
what you thought instead of lying about it.Copy !req
262. In that case...Copy !req
263. It's a shame, but since it was
such a meaningless day,Copy !req
264. one not worth experiencing...Copy !req
265. Let's erase it.Copy !req
266. Yes.Copy !req
267. It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.Copy !req
268. If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.Copy !req
269. Sorry.Copy !req
270. You know that you can't lose
what you don't have.Copy !req
271. But right now, you were
afraid of losing something.Copy !req
272. And I think that's proof that you have
something you didn't have before.Copy !req
273. You gained something today, Eiai-san.Copy !req
274. Something that can't be defined
in words or given a numerical score.Copy !req
275. It might not help your future prospects,Copy !req
276. but there's something of so much value,
you didn't want to lose it.Copy !req
277. And now it's yours.Copy !req
278. What is this?Copy !req
279. Why?Copy !req
280. I'm sorry. But I wanted you to know...Copy !req
281. There is a meaning to good times.Copy !req
282. And enjoying those times is
what makes our lives meaningful.Copy !req
283. Have you calmed down?Copy !req
284. Yes.Copy !req
285. Sorry about the handkerchief.
I will disinfect and return it.Copy !req
286. Huh? Oh...Copy !req
287. Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.Copy !req
288. Are you gonna lick it?Copy !req
289. N-No! I will wash it!Copy !req
290. Aijo Rentaro.Copy !req
291. I love you. I want you to enter
a relationship with me.Copy !req
292. Through this romance, I want to obtain
what I've been missing out on.Copy !req
293. I want to spend these meaningful times
that I never knew of with you.Copy !req
294. I love you, too, Eiai-san!
It would be my pleasure to go out with you!Copy !req
295. I believe in fulfilling my desires
without fretting about the means.Copy !req
296. That's what's most efficient.Copy !req
297. Did you mind?Copy !req
298. N-No, I do not mind at all.Copy !req
299. And that's the whole story.Copy !req
300. Could I have your permission to make
Eiai Nano-san my newest girlfriend?Copy !req
301. Shock me once, shame on you!
It doesn't even surprise me anymore!Copy !req
302. Do whatever you want!Copy !req
303. If you deem me worthy enough
to keep around, I ask for nothing else!Copy !req
304. "As I myself am but reinforcement,
I have no grounds to object."Copy !req
305. Thank you! I'll commit seppuku
if I don't treat all of you right!Copy !req
306. Seppuku isn't very efficient at
killing people. Poison is more effective.Copy !req
307. Quit optimizing his death!Copy !req
308. I'm more interested in that theme park date!Copy !req
309. That was one of my goals!Copy !req
310. I-It's not like I've been busy, either.Copy !req
311. I would've gone if you asked.Copy !req
312. "A party for lovebirds."Copy !req
313. "The Shangri-La of my dreams!"Copy !req
314. Highly recommended. I wish to go, too.Copy !req
315. Didn't you just go yesterday?Copy !req
316. Not as his girlfriend.
That was before we entered a relationship.Copy !req
317. Okay, let's all go somewhere this weekend.Copy !req
318. Any ideas? Karaoke? The movies? Theme park?Copy !req
319. Just as planned!Copy !req
320. I have a suggestion!Copy !req
321. How about here?Copy !req
322. The pool!Copy !req
323. Swimsuit episode incoming! Let's freakin' go!Copy !req