The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You 1x4

Directed by Youichirou Aoki

Rentaro has a plan to break the ice between Hakari, Karane, and Shizuka, and it involves laughter and Old Maid. But things take a turn for the unexpected.

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1. On that note...

2. You may already recognize them because we're all in the same class,

3. but these are my girlfriends, Hanazono Hakari-san and Inda Karane-san.

4. Pleased to meet you.

5. Right. Heya.

6. And this is Yoshimoto Shizuka-chan, also my girlfriend.

7. I wonder what she's like.

8. She seems rather ordinary at first glance.

9. "Likewise."

10. "It is a pleasure to make thine acquaintance."

11. Quirky be thy name!

12. The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You

13. Shizuka-chan.

14. The data I sent you for volume 2 of Circlet Love Story

15. also includes the names of our classmates.

16. Give it a try.

17. "I am most grateful."

18. Shizuka-chan uses quotes from her favorite series to talk.

19. See last time's Episode 3 for more details.

20. Quit breaking the fourth wall because you're too lazy to do the exposition.

21. "Rentaro-kun."Lady Hanazono."Lady Inda."

22. What's with the "Lady"? Just "san" is fine.

23. She's a librarian, and she loves books.

24. She does this cute thing with her toes when she's reading.

25. They move differently depending on how she feels about a particular scene.

26. They're like a puppy's tail.

27. It's so cute how expressive they are.

28. I had no idea!

29. Speaking of cute gestures,

30. Hakari has a habit of putting a finger to her mouth when she's thinking.

31. And when she's really focused, she kind of om-noms it,

32. which is so very hot to me.

33. W-Was I really doing something so naughty?

34. And when Karane's trying to brush off a compliment,

35. she twirls her pigtails with her fingers.

36. It's such a contrast to her usual self, it's adorable!

37. Twirl? Who, me?

38. He...

39. He...

40. He...

41. He cares so much about me!

42. Oh, right. When we kiss...

43. Hakari pouts a little, and Karane gets so into it that she stops breathing.

44. It's just so...

45. "P-Prithee! Do you mean to say you have previously partaken in bussing?"

46. Bussing?

47. "B-B-Buh-Buh-Buh..."

48. "And when you say bussing,

49. do you truly mean bussing?"

50. Yeah, well, bussing is bussing, so it truly is bussing.

51. "Forgive me. I appear to have lost my composure."

52. "I see. So you have already locked lips with her."

53. Wait, Yoshimoto-san, are you interested in kissing, too?

54. "I... I..."

55. "It is my god-ordained destiny to remain chaste until marriage!"

56. Destiny?

57. God?

58. "Forgive me."

59. It's fine. We can take it slow and steady.

60. And personally...

61. I want to kiss you when you're ready.

62. Say "aah."

63. Say "aah!"

64. Aah.

65. Aah!

66. Hey, quit trying to butt in!

67. L-Listen, I had the idea first!

68. I'm having my cake...

69. and eating it, too...

70. What are you doing?

71. You're such a fool!

72. And get this, they were like...

73. Forget that, Rentaro-kun. Would you like to accompany me...

74. Hey, I wasn't done talking!

75. It's about time I had my turn!

76. You talked his ear off a minute ago!

77. Right back at you!

78. Mind your personal space, or you're gonna kiss each other again.

79. You stubborn pig!

80. Yeah, Shizuka-chan's staying quiet.

81. I guess she needs to get used to them first.

82. Which is why...

83. I came prepared.

84. People usually put up a front before breaking the ice with someone new.

85. We're afraid we'll alienate them if we show our true feelings.

86. And that's why...

87. It becomes much easier to open your heart to people who have already seen into it.

88. When you've exposed your true self to someone,

89. you overcome the fear of meeting them head-on,

90. making it easier to relate.

91. Girls, I brought a pack of cards.

92. Do you want to play Old Maid?

93. Old Maid?

94. "Old... Maid?"

95. Oh, but let's spice things up a little by adding a penalty for losing.

96. How about the loser gets tickled by the winner?

97. Indeed. There exists a way to force someone to reveal their emotions.

98. And that's laughter.

99. The goals are "contact" and "laughter."

100. I call it Operation Everyone Tickles Each Other So We Become Friends!

101. Rentaro...

102. Rentaro-kun...

103. Tickling me?

104. Want!

105. Why does this suddenly feel like three-on-one?

106. And so began the game of Old Maid.

107. End of round one. The winner: Rentaro.

108. Old Maid, a super repetitive and uneventful game.

109. It ended in between cuts.

110. The loser: Karane.

111. Wha? Last place? I don't believe it.

112. Hmph! Bring on your penalty or whatever, I can take it!

113. At least try to hide the smile!

114. Here I come, Karane!

115. Hmph! I-It's not like it t-tickles or anything, okay?

116. What is even the point of trying to hide it?

117. You're making it look like I'm doing something dirty here!

118. Round two winner: Rentaro.

119. The loser: Hakari.

120. Oh, no... I've lost.

121. Woohoo! Let's go!

122. Girl, you're saying the quiet part out loud.

123. Please be gentle.

124. Who told you to strip?

125. No! It's illegal now!

126. No stripping!

127. Here I come, Hakari!

128. Rentaro-kun...

129. His big hands...

130. His sturdy fingers!

131. They're running roughshod over my body!

132. Oh... oh... ohhh!

133. Are we really allowed to air this?

134. S-Stop it!

135. I-I'm sorry. I'm just very ticklish...

136. Oh, is that so? Don't worry about me.

137. Saved by the bell!

138. I was this close to ecsta-pee!

139. I-I'm in the clear, right?

140. I am, right?

141. Round three winner: Rentaro.

142. The universe wills me to tickle all who stand before me.

143. The loser: Shizuka.

144. But, hey, I was kinda looking forward to this.

145. I can't wait to hear how Shizuka-chan laughs.

146. Okay, here I come, Shizuka-chan!

147. Tickle, tickle, tickle!

148. Tickle, tickle, tickle!

149. Tickle, tickle, tickle!

150. Tickle, tickle, tickle!

151. "She gave a hearty laugh."

152. Okay, that is not what I was expecting!

153. Huh? You even laugh through quotes?

154. "Alas, reality is a cruel mistress."

155. But she looked super adorable, so I'm going back in!

156. Tickle, tickle, tickle!

157. "She gave a hearty laugh."

158. "She gave a hearty laugh."

159. Uh... I guess you could say she's laughing really hard?

160. "She gave a hearty laugh."

161. It's the quietest burst of laughter ever recorded.

162. "She gave a hearty laugh."

163. "She gave a hearty laugh."

164. But now that I think about it...

165. Rentaro-kun hasn't lost once yet.

166. "She gave a hearty laugh."

167. The mission "Get Tickled by Rentaro" is cleared.

168. "She gave a hearty laugh."

169. The next mission is...

170. I wanna tickle him!

171. And feel all over his body!

172. But to do that...

173. I need to win this game!

174. It's a battle I can't afford to lose!

175. Where'd these tryhard vibes come from?

176. D'oh!

177. Round four loser: Rentaro.

178. And the winner: Shizuka.

179. Bring it, Shizuka-chan!

180. "As you wish."

181. "How is that?"

182. What the heck? This actually tickles more than I thought!

183. Poke a man?

184. Why? This is the perfect excuse to feel him all over!

185. Even if she let her hand wander to Places That Must Not Be Named,

186. she could get away with it right now!

187. Was it this shy and timid demeanor that attracted Rentaro-kun to her?

188. Puppy dog eyes.

189. Cute gestures.

190. High-pitched voice.

191. Rentaro-kun! Tee-hee!

192. My appeal rests on careful and calculated groundwork.

193. I am what you would call a poser!

194. On the other hand, she is so timid,

195. earnest and frail,

196. anyone who sees her would feel the urge to protect her!

197. She's a natural-born smol floof!

198. Argh!

199. A formidable foe has appeared!

200. A foe far more formidable than the train wreck that is Karane-san has appeared!

201. "How is that?"

202. "I would say you have suffered enough for one day."

203. Man, I laughed so much! Maybe too much.

204. Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.

205. No way, does he need to ecsta-pee, too?

206. Hey, Yoshimoto.

207. What was that?

208. Karane-san?

209. What's your deal?

210. You're denying yourself because we're here, aren't you?

211. "That is not true."

212. It's obvious!

213. You're the only one keeping your distance from Rentaro!

214. And you stopped at poking him when I'm sure you wanted to tickle him all over, too!

215. Why are you acting so stupid?

216. Probably because you're scary.

217. You yell at the drop of a hat, too.

218. You wha? When have I ever yelled at anyone?

219. Ignorance is bliss, huh?

220. "The two of you were" "Rentaro-kun's"lover from before."

221. "As I am but a newcomer, I must stay out of your way."

222. Hmph! I figured as much.

223. But you know what? You're Rentaro's girlfriend now!

224. There's no need to hesitate!

225. It pisses me off,

226. looking at you fumbling around not saying what you wanna say!

227. Says the girl who'd rather pick a fight than admit how she feels.

228. Shut yer mouth! Are you trying to pick a fight?

229. "You are right. I apologize."

230. That's exactly what I'm talking about! Why don't you fight back?

231. As if that wouldn't make you even more mad.

232. You asked for it.

233. I'm losing it, and you have nobody to blame but yourself!

234. Do you even have any temper left to lose?

235. "If that is the case, I will speak from the heart."

236. "In truth, I am petrified with fear."

237. What... Am I really that scary?

238. So you do care.

239. "That is not what I meant to say."

240. "The only thing I fear is..."

241. "Hanazono-san."conducts herself in an elegant and graceful manner."

242. "She is most ladylike, and possesses great physical charm."

243. "Inda-san."is a beauty blessed with highly desirable facial features."

244. "Most of all, she has the confidence to match."

245. "Should I stand beside the two as an equal..."

246. "Rentaro-kun."may compare us."

247. "I fear that most of all."

248. Wh-What the heck?

249. What she said...

250. That's just so adorable!

251. "I am ordinary."And plain."

252. "Her physical appearance resembled that of a child."

253. "Her personality,"gloomy and reserved."

254. "In your company," "the difference is night and day."

255. H-Hey, you're plenty cute yourself.

256. You're tiny and gentle.

257. I-I think those are nice qualities in a girl. Hmph.

258. S-Sorry for saying you pissed me off and stuff...

259. Exactly! There is nothing for you to worry about.

260. Karane-san is always pissed off.

261. Wha?

262. And Rentaro-kun's love runs deeper than we could ever imagine.

263. I bet he could list dozens of points he likes about you off the top of his head.

264. "Inda-san."Hanazono-san."

265. A-Anyway!

266. My point is, stop holding back because of us!

267. If you've got something to say to Rentaro or anything you want him to do,

268. you speak your mind! Got it?

269. Also, you can call us by our first names, Shizuka-san.

270. We're fellow girlfriends, after all.

271. Isn't that right, Karane-san?

272. H-Hmph! I guess!

273. You okay with that, Shizuka?

274. "Yes."Hakari-san."Karane-san."

275. That went better than I ever expected.

276. "How is that?"

277. Karane's glaring at Shizuka-chan?

278. This is bad. I don't know what's causing it,

279. but I need to step in before a fight breaks out.

280. No, that's not the answer!

281. Why did I start this game of Old Maid in the first place?

282. "How is that?"

283. If, every time I was worried, anxious, or scared,

284. I made them hide how they truly feel,

285. they'll never get closer to each other!

286. If I want them to show the courage to do that,

287. then I also need to show the courage to let them!

288. Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.

289. Like I thought, Karane was mad for Shizuka-chan and not at her.

290. Hakari stepped in so Shizuka-chan wouldn't face the brunt of that anger.

291. And Shizuka-chan accepted what Karane said and bravely revealed how she felt!

292. These girls!

293. I'm back.

294. Welcome back.

295. Rentaro, we're redoing that last loser's penalty.

296. Huh? Wh-Why?

297. That silly poking doesn't count as tickling!

298. Shizuka's gotta tickle you properly!

299. That's right.

300. You want another chance to tickle him, don't you, Shizuka-san?

301. They're both...

302. trying to help me.

303. I have to make their kindness count.

304. Stop holding back!

305. anything you want him to do,

306. you speak your mind!

307. I must speak my mind...

308. Say how I truly feel!

309. "I want to do it."

310. "I wish to be kissed."

311. "I said,"It is my god-ordained destiny to remain chaste until marriage!"

312. "But that... was a lie."

313. I-It's fine. I figured as much.

314. "Deep in her heart,"

315. "I wished to share a kiss with you."

316. Thank you.

317. I'm so glad to hear it!

318. U-Uh, my bad! You were just so cute!

319. Shizuka-chan.

320. H-Huh?

321. Shizuka-chan?

322. Hello? Anybody home?

323. Can you see me? Shizuka-chan?

324. You made her speak her mind so clearly,

325. so don't you think you should do the same?

326. Huh? Wh-Whaddaya mean?

327. I-It's not like I'm hiding anything!

328. Oh, really? Allow me, then.

329. Rentaro-kun.

330. May I kiss you, too?

331. Wha!

332. Sure.

333. Hakari.

334. Um, am I still good?

335. Has my appeal not paled in comparison to Shizuka-san?

336. Of course not!

337. Shizuka-chan, and Karane, and you!

338. You're all the cutest girls in the world!

339. I knew you would say that if I asked.

340. Hakari!

341. Karane.

342. H-Hmph!

343. If you're so desperate, I guess I wouldn't mind throwing you a bone!

344. It's not like I care about it or anything, okay?

345. Why slide into position, then?

346. Or anything, okay?

347. Karane, you're so cute.

348. Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?

349. Wh-Where'd that come from?

350. You're super-duper cute when you're flustered!

351. Wh-Why, you...

352. You dummy!

353. Dummy!

354. Sorry, sorry.

355. Ow, that hurts.

356. Yo, slow the hell down!

357. But I'd like to kiss you, Karane.

358. I really want to.

359. What about you?

360. I do, too.

361. What's the matter, Rentaro-kun?

362. Well...

363. You're all amazing girlfriends, more than I ever deserve.

364. I just can't believe how lucky I am.

365. Thank you, all three of you!

366. Right.

367. Back.

368. "At you,"

369. of course.

370. dumb-ass.

371. "... she said."

372. Check out this parade of speech tics!

373. "She gave a hearty laugh."