1. What?Copy !req
2. There's no denying it.Copy !req
3. We're seeing a dramatic
decline in solar activity.Copy !req
4. Must be causing
all the recent weather anomalies.Copy !req
5. We even got reports of
sakura blooming in S2E4,Copy !req
6. long after the start of the new year.Copy !req
7. Cherry blossoms! In full bloom!Copy !req
8. You mean that wasn't just a continuity error?Copy !req
9. Wait, that also means...Copy !req
10. This was the reason that that one night
in Akagi lasted 19 whole years?Copy !req
11. If nothing changes, then in a few years...Copy !req
12. No.Copy !req
13. It may even happen in a few months...Copy !req
14. Earth will once again
be plunged into an ice age!Copy !req
15. The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really,
Love YouCopy !req
16. KaraneCopy !req
17. as the
Tsundere PrincessCopy !req
18. MeiCopy !req
19. Demonstration
Tea-Time PrepCopy !req
20. HakariCopy !req
21. Suggestive Weight-Loss
RunningCopy !req
22. KurumiCopy !req
23. Ate all of the
school store's breadCopy !req
24. MimimiCopy !req
25. (Getting ready)
Two hours laterCopy !req
26. NanoCopy !req
27. Robot that
exercises for herCopy !req
28. ShizukaCopy !req
29. Has 365 book
recommendations
this weekCopy !req
30. KusuriCopy !req
31. Has newly developed
drug that gives
you sweet dreamsCopy !req
32. HahariCopy !req
33. Chairperson's Address
"Education" and "Love"Copy !req
34. IkuCopy !req
35. Has been doing
push-ups since yesterdayCopy !req
36. MemeCopy !req
37. Customized Plushy-
Rentaro-kunCopy !req
38. Rentaro-kun Appreciation OpeningCopy !req
39. Meme-san added earsCopy !req
40. and a tail for you!Copy !req
41. Rentaro-kun (& Others) Appreciation OpeningCopy !req
42. "What seems to be the matter, Rentaro-kun?"Copy !req
43. Huh?Copy !req
44. What do you mean?Copy !req
45. You look like something's
been eating at you lately.Copy !req
46. Oh, bet you...Copy !req
47. It's cause of this, aye!Copy !req
48. "Full chrome dome."Copy !req
49. Ever since the beauty search...Copy !req
50. you've had on a wig and stick-on brows?Copy !req
51. Never fear!
Kusuri has new Hair-Growing Medicine!Copy !req
52. Ahem.Copy !req
53. And because it allows us
to reset our hair at will,Copy !req
54. we will now commence a day of hair-styling.Copy !req
55. Who're you supposed to be, lady?Copy !req
56. I'm not your lady, young lady!Copy !req
57. Try to call me "Mommy" sometime.Copy !req
58. Shut up! Back off!Copy !req
59. I'm no professional, but I practiced to
live up to Hahari-sama's hopes today.Copy !req
60. Today's StylistCopy !req
61. Here I go.Copy !req
62. Open your eyes, pretty please!Copy !req
63. And so...Copy !req
64. And so...Copy !req
65. A full burst of charm!Copy !req
66. Bam!Copy !req
67. She didn't open her eyes,
but she did a good job.Copy !req
68. Zo gute... I feel like I'm about to drool.Copy !req
69. You already are.Copy !req
70. dingCopy !req
71. Kusuri-chan, do you have the Hair-Control
Medicine you mentioned before?Copy !req
72. Sure do, aye.Copy !req
73. Om...Copy !req
74. It'll be fun to play around with long hair.Copy !req
75. Th-That's a bad mix! Phtooey it, now!Copy !req
76. Her hair became a cocoon.Copy !req
77. Everybody run! Not safe!Copy !req
78. H-Hahari-sama!Copy !req
79. Don't be dumb, Mei!Copy !req
80. A seamless Totoro reference!Copy !req
81. I-I'm so sorry, Rentaro-sama.Copy !req
82. I'm oka—Copy !req
83. Run, Mei!Copy !req
84. The hair!Copy !req
85. Back inside, everyone.Copy !req
86. What happened to her, Kusuri-senpai?Copy !req
87. Simply, Hair-Control Medicine
bond hair and brain,Copy !req
88. and Hair-Growing Medicine
activate and strengthen the hair.Copy !req
89. When mixed, the activated hair overpower
and take over the brain instead!Copy !req
90. Mankind was not ready for this power!Copy !req
91. But hair don't think.
It simply following Hahari's primal urge.Copy !req
92. Could it be...Copy !req
93. There's only one thing it could be.Copy !req
94. Petting cute things—Copy !req
95. Tentacle porn.Copy !req
96. Hey!Copy !req
97. She gets it!Copy !req
98. Like mother, like daughter.Copy !req
99. Unless we wake Hahari up,
hair will continue to go wild.Copy !req
100. But how? If we approach her,
her hair will make tentacle porn out of us.Copy !req
101. Probably for ever and ever.Copy !req
102. If it's coming after us,
all we can do at the moment is run.Copy !req
103. Watch out! Mei-san!Copy !req
104. Kurumi-sama, no!Copy !req
105. H-Hahari-san?Copy !req
106. Kurumi!Copy !req
107. D-Damn you, you sleazeball witch!Copy !req
108. I know it hurts, but save yourself.Copy !req
109. Running, in my halls? Taste the whip of love!Copy !req
110. Different witch incoming!Copy !req
111. It got around us?Copy !req
112. We're getting pincer attacked!Copy !req
113. Take this. Might help later.Copy !req
114. "Interrobang."Copy !req
115. Kusuri drug caused this!Copy !req
116. Kusuri-senpai!Copy !req
117. Run while you have the chance, everyone!Copy !req
118. "Uh oh, we've got stragglers."Copy !req
119. You idiot! What are you—Copy !req
120. Not much. Just cleaning up after Mother.Copy !req
121. What are you doing? Let me go!Copy !req
122. Not on your life, you moron!Copy !req
123. Let me go! Let—Copy !req
124. Shaddup! I'd rather die than let you go!Copy !req
125. Yeah, no, I mean it!Copy !req
126. You're ripping my arm out! Ow, ow!Copy !req
127. Oh, my bad.Copy !req
128. Hakari!Copy !req
129. I can't believe you, Karane-san!Copy !req
130. What do you want from me?Copy !req
131. Our car's parked outside!Copy !req
132. We've got big To Love Ru outside!Copy !req
133. Excellent. The car is safe.Copy !req
134. Not even Hanazono Hahari
could lust after machinery.Copy !req
135. Nah, we'd be screwed
if this was a cringemobile.Copy !req
136. Why? Why won't the car move?Copy !req
137. Could it be...Copy !req
138. What is it?Copy !req
139. The production committee must be afraid of
getting canceled for overloading the car.Copy !req
140. We've already gone through
20 episodes of problematic material!Copy !req
141. No, her hair has a hold of this car!Copy !req
142. She won't allow the beauty, me,
and the best, you, to escape!Copy !req
143. Mei-san, floor it!Copy !req
144. Pedal to the metal!Copy !req
145. Iku? Karane?Copy !req
146. Iku-sama... Karane-sama...Copy !req
147. Your sacrifice won't be in vain.Copy !req
148. Iku! Karane!Copy !req
149. We might be showing off a bit too hard here.Copy !req
150. Iku, get your bat and your butt ready.Copy !req
151. Huh?Copy !req
152. Here?Copy !req
153. The pain...Copy !req
154. I-It's not like this feels good
or anything, okay?Copy !req
155. Karane!Copy !req
156. It's stretching along the fence...Copy !req
157. trying to head us off at the gate!Copy !req
158. Go, while I've got a hold on them!Copy !req
159. Iku-sama!Copy !req
160. I'm not letting Karane steal the whole show.Copy !req
161. They wrapped around my arm?Copy !req
162. Both sides are trying to pull me in?Copy !req
163. I'm getting ripped apart...Copy !req
164. The pain!Copy !req
165. Iku!Copy !req
166. What the?Copy !req
167. Nowhere on Earth is safe!Copy !req
168. It'd be most effective to escape
to the roof of that building there.Copy !req
169. Mei-san, Shizuka-chan. Hurry, you two.Copy !req
170. Everyone, please...Copy !req
171. "Be well!"Copy !req
172. She used the BunBun Fantasy
Medicine to become cuterCopy !req
173. so she could distract the hair
while we get to the roof.Copy !req
174. No!Copy !req
175. Wait!Copy !req
176. We must keep going, or their
sacrifices would have been for naught.Copy !req
177. Let us on.Copy !req
178. S-Sorry. We can only fit one...
maybe two more, at most.Copy !req
179. There's no time. The hair's coming for us.Copy !req
180. I feel like they could fit some more people.Copy !req
181. Forget the elevator.Copy !req
182. While the hair's distracted,
the stairs are an effective escape route.Copy !req
183. Are you serious?Copy !req
184. Is this...Copy !req
185. Is this how the show ends?Copy !req
186. What exactly is this strange substance
that has overrun the world?Copy !req
187. World In DangerCopy !req
188. Is it a plant? A creature?Copy !req
189. Why do I smell a sweet, floral scent?Copy !req
190. Eek!Copy !req
191. Hair is hair.Copy !req
192. If it's bothering you, just cut it off.Copy !req
193. I have achieved
perfect mastery over hair brushing.Copy !req
194. I can brush this off in style!Copy !req
195. I knew your expertise in beauty
would be helpful, Utsukushisugi Mimimi.Copy !req
196. B-But of course.
And your panache with that blade...Copy !req
197. makes you a worthy sister-at-arms!Copy !req
198. Damn it... How could I get myself injured?Copy !req
199. I should be the one keeping them safe,Copy !req
200. not the other way around!Copy !req
201. Rentaro-kun!Copy !req
202. Aijo Rentaro!Copy !req
203. No...Copy !req
204. Mimimi-senpai! Nano!Copy !req
205. Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
206. What can I do?Copy !req
207. Rentaro-sama.Copy !req
208. Nano-sama, Mimimi-sama!Copy !req
209. "Here to get ya, buddy."Copy !req
210. Mei-san... Shizuka-chan?Copy !req
211. But how?Copy !req
212. Well...Copy !req
213. "Watch out on the right!"Copy !req
214. "Now left!"Copy !req
215. We were able to escape thanks to
Shizuka-sama's enhanced BunBun hearing.Copy !req
216. "And we stopped by the Hanazono
home and picked up this ride."Copy !req
217. The Hanazonos have their own copter?Copy !req
218. Yes, to get a bird's-eye view should you
partake in an outdoor hot spring someday.Copy !req
219. Nano! Mimimi-senpai!Copy !req
220. We're done for.Copy !req
221. Go ahead, Aijo Rentaro!Copy !req
222. Hurry, before it claims us all!Copy !req
223. But I can't...Copy !req
224. No one can save the world
from this absurdity...Copy !req
225. save for one person.Copy !req
226. Hahari-san's only boyfriend in the world...Copy !req
227. you!Copy !req
228. Eek, I say!Copy !req
229. Nano! Mimimi-senpai!Copy !req
230. The hair can't come for us at this altitude.Copy !req
231. "But what can we do now?"Copy !req
232. I want you to take me somewhere.Copy !req
233. I've been thinking...Copy !req
234. about how to fix this situation,
and this chopper might just help.Copy !req
235. "Where is your objective?"Copy !req
236. The eye of this catastrophic storm...Copy !req
237. The center of the scalp!Copy !req
238. Rentaro-chan, girls... I'm sorry.Copy !req
239. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
240. We've arrived above
Ohana-no-Mitsu University High School.Copy !req
241. "Will this strategy truly work?"Copy !req
242. If this fails, you will be...Copy !req
243. I...Copy !req
244. I am Hahari-san's boyfriend, after all.Copy !req
245. I'll be back!Copy !req
246. If the hair is moving on
Hahari-san's instincts,Copy !req
247. then it won't just attack all that's cute.Copy !req
248. It'll feed off her endless love for us...Copy !req
249. and protect us with all it's got!Copy !req
250. Yes!Copy !req
251. It's not easy to slow down
a fall from that height.Copy !req
252. Even if I land badly
and break every bone in my body,Copy !req
253. I'll take it as long as I don't die!Copy !req
254. If I can talk to Hahari-san, I can wake her!Copy !req
255. I can do this!Copy !req
256. I'm coming for you, Hahari-san!Copy !req
257. Really, now?Copy !req
258. I was having a good time in the afterlife
after you gave me peace.Copy !req
259. But then I see Hahari's lost herself in joy,
and you're risking your life to save her.Copy !req
260. You're too lovable to leave alone...Copy !req
261. You and Hahari both.Copy !req
262. Off you go.Copy !req
263. Hahari-san!Copy !req
264. Hahari-san... Wake up!Copy !req
265. Hahari-san!Copy !req
266. She's not just asleep.Copy !req
267. The hair's taken over her mind.Copy !req
268. I need something stronger
to get through to her heart, her soul...Copy !req
269. I must get through directly to her.Copy !req
270. Rentaro-chan...?Copy !req
271. I'm so sorry, Rentaro-chan!Copy !req
272. I could see everything
while I was trapped in there.Copy !req
273. I saw what I did to you all...
and the entire world!Copy !req
274. At this point, I can't free the planet
from all this hair even if I'm awake!Copy !req
275. I've ruined our world for everyone!Copy !req
276. Don't worry. It'll be all right.Copy !req
277. Don't you remember?Copy !req
278. You took two drugs,
the Hair-Growing Medicine and one other.Copy !req
279. Ouchy!Copy !req
280. Mother... p-please, stop...Copy !req
281. She did, ages ago.Copy !req
282. Rentaro and others musta woken Hahari up!Copy !req
283. Hahari-sama, lunch is ready.Copy !req
284. Mother, you have to eat.Copy !req
285. What's done is done.Copy !req
286. Hahari-san.Copy !req
287. Rentaro-chan...Copy !req
288. Sorry for barging in.Copy !req
289. But there's something I need you to see.Copy !req
290. An update on the recent Earth-Covered-
In-Nice-Smelling-Hairlike-Things Incident.Copy !req
291. Despite the massive scale of the disaster,
no casualties were reported.Copy !req
292. Witnesses say the hairlike things themselves
prevented anyone from being injured.Copy !req
293. Those caught in the locks described a feeling
akin to a mother's warm embrace.Copy !req
294. Some are petitioning for a rerun,
and the Super Sweet Scent...Copy !req
295. Whoa! And we have even more breaking news!Copy !req
296. Let's hear from the What's Up
With the Sun? Lab in the North Pole!Copy !req
297. BreakingCopy !req
298. Live from the What's Up With the Sun? Research LabCopy !req
299. U-Uh, right, I'm reporting live
from the lab... or something.Copy !req
300. So, uh, solar activity
was down and stuff, maybe?Copy !req
301. But the hair burning was like,
adding fuel to the fire, I guess?Copy !req
302. And it's okay now. Er, the sun, I mean.Copy !req
303. We kinda assumed we were entering
an ice age, but not anymore. Who knows?Copy !req
304. That's all we've got.Copy !req
305. Hahari-san, you saved Earth.
You saved this world we all live in.Copy !req
306. Detecting a decline in solar activity?Copy !req
307. It could cause a new ice age?Copy !req
308. But if that happens, Earth...Copy !req
309. and everyone on it...Copy !req
310. Damn, what do I do?Copy !req
311. It's a boyfriend's job to save the planet
his girlfriends live on!Copy !req
312. Thank you so, so much, Hahari-san!Copy !req
313. Rentaro-chan...Copy !req
314. He burned the hair to save the Earth
and free me from guilt?Copy !req
315. Wait, Karane-san!Copy !req
316. How long are you gonna mope about?Copy !req
317. It ain't like you.Copy !req
318. Y-You're all here...Copy !req
319. You're wasting time being unproductive.Copy !req
320. "Turn that frown upside down."Copy !req
321. Let's go put in a workout.Copy !req
322. Let my beauty heal your soul.Copy !req
323. Got you some High-Inducing Medicine!Copy !req
324. Girls...Copy !req
325. And so, Hanazono Hahari
became the Rentaro Family's—no.Copy !req
326. She became mommy to all humanity!Copy !req
327. Just kidding. Unless?Copy !req