1. What?Copy !req
2. There's no denying it.Copy !req
3. We're seeing a dramatic
decline in solar activity.Copy !req
4. Must be causing
all the recent weather anomalies.Copy !req
5. We even got reports of
sakura blooming in S2E4,Copy !req
6. long after the start of the new year.Copy !req
7. Cherry blossoms! In full bloom!Copy !req
8. You mean that wasn't just a continuity error?Copy !req
9. Wait, that also means...Copy !req
10. This was the reason that that one night
in Akagi lasted 19 whole years?Copy !req
11. If nothing changes, then in a few years...Copy !req
12. No.Copy !req
13. It may even happen in a few months...Copy !req
14. Earth will once again
be plunged into an ice age!Copy !req
15. The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really,
Love YouCopy !req
16. "What seems to be the matter, Rentaro-kun?"Copy !req
17. Huh?Copy !req
18. What do you mean?Copy !req
19. You look like something's
been eating at you lately.Copy !req
20. Oh, bet you...Copy !req
21. It's cause of this, aye!Copy !req
22. "Full chrome dome."Copy !req
23. Ever since the beauty search...Copy !req
24. you've had on a wig and stick-on brows?Copy !req
25. Never fear!
Kusuri has new Hair-Growing Medicine!Copy !req
26. Ahem.Copy !req
27. And because it allows us
to reset our hair at will,Copy !req
28. we will now commence a day of hair-styling.Copy !req
29. Who're you supposed to be, lady?Copy !req
30. I'm not your lady, young lady!Copy !req
31. Try to call me "Mommy" sometime.Copy !req
32. Shut up! Back off!Copy !req
33. I'm no professional, but I practiced to
live up to Hahari-sama's hopes today.Copy !req
34. Here I go.Copy !req
35. Open your eyes, pretty please!Copy !req
36. And so...Copy !req
37. A full burst of charm!Copy !req
38. Bam!Copy !req
39. She didn't open her eyes,
but she did a good job.Copy !req
40. Zo gute... I feel like I'm about to drool.Copy !req
41. You already are.Copy !req
42. Kusuri-chan, do you have the Hair-Control
Medicine you mentioned before?Copy !req
43. Sure do, aye.Copy !req
44. Om...Copy !req
45. It'll be fun to play around with long hair.Copy !req
46. Th-That's a bad mix! Phtooey it, now!Copy !req
47. Her hair became a cocoon.Copy !req
48. Everybody run! Not safe!Copy !req
49. H-Hahari-sama!Copy !req
50. Don't be dumb, Mei!Copy !req
51. A seamless Totoro reference!Copy !req
52. I-I'm so sorry, Rentaro-sama.Copy !req
53. I'm oka—Copy !req
54. Run, Mei!Copy !req
55. The hair!Copy !req
56. Back inside, everyone.Copy !req
57. What happened to her, Kusuri-senpai?Copy !req
58. Simply, Hair-Control Medicine
bond hair and brain,Copy !req
59. and Hair-Growing Medicine
activate and strengthen the hair.Copy !req
60. When mixed, the activated hair overpower
and take over the brain instead!Copy !req
61. Mankind was not ready for this power!Copy !req
62. But hair don't think.
It simply following Hahari's primal urge.Copy !req
63. Could it be...Copy !req
64. There's only one thing it could be.Copy !req
65. Petting cute things—Copy !req
66. Tentacle porn.Copy !req
67. Hey!Copy !req
68. She gets it!Copy !req
69. Like mother, like daughter.Copy !req
70. Unless we wake Hahari up,
hair will continue to go wild.Copy !req
71. But how? If we approach her,
her hair will make tentacle porn out of us.Copy !req
72. Probably for ever and ever.Copy !req
73. If it's coming after us,
all we can do at the moment is run.Copy !req
74. Watch out! Mei-san!Copy !req
75. Kurumi-sama, no!Copy !req
76. H-Hahari-san?Copy !req
77. Kurumi!Copy !req
78. D-Damn you, you sleazeball witch!Copy !req
79. I know it hurts, but save yourself.Copy !req
80. Running, in my halls? Taste the whip of love!Copy !req
81. Different witch incoming!Copy !req
82. It got around us?Copy !req
83. We're getting pincer attacked!Copy !req
84. Take this. Might help later.Copy !req
85. "Interrobang."Copy !req
86. Kusuri drug caused this!Copy !req
87. Kusuri-senpai!Copy !req
88. Run while you have the chance, everyone!Copy !req
89. "Uh oh, we've got stragglers."Copy !req
90. You idiot! What are you—Copy !req
91. Not much. Just cleaning up after Mother.Copy !req
92. What are you doing? Let me go!Copy !req
93. Not on your life, you moron!Copy !req
94. Let me go! Let—Copy !req
95. Shaddup! I'd rather die than let you go!Copy !req
96. Yeah, no, I mean it!Copy !req
97. You're ripping my arm out! Ow, ow!Copy !req
98. Oh, my bad.Copy !req
99. Hakari!Copy !req
100. I can't believe you, Karane-san!Copy !req
101. What do you want from me?Copy !req
102. Our car's parked outside!Copy !req
103. We've got big To Love Ru outside!Copy !req
104. Excellent. The car is safe.Copy !req
105. Not even Hanazono Hahari
could lust after machinery.Copy !req
106. Nah, we'd be screwed
if this was a cringemobile.Copy !req
107. Why? Why won't the car move?Copy !req
108. Could it be...Copy !req
109. What is it?Copy !req
110. The production committee must be afraid of
getting canceled for overloading the car.Copy !req
111. We've already gone through
20 episodes of problematic material!Copy !req
112. No, her hair has a hold of this car!Copy !req
113. She won't allow the beauty, me,
and the best, you, to escape!Copy !req
114. Mei-san, floor it!Copy !req
115. Pedal to the metal!Copy !req
116. Iku? Karane?Copy !req
117. Iku-sama... Karane-sama...Copy !req
118. Your sacrifice won't be in vain.Copy !req
119. Iku! Karane!Copy !req
120. We might be showing off a bit too hard here.Copy !req
121. Iku, get your bat and your butt ready.Copy !req
122. Huh?Copy !req
123. Here?Copy !req
124. The pain...Copy !req
125. I-It's not like this feels good
or anything, okay?Copy !req
126. Karane!Copy !req
127. It's stretching along the fence...Copy !req
128. trying to head us off at the gate!Copy !req
129. Go, while I've got a hold on them!Copy !req
130. Iku-sama!Copy !req
131. I'm not letting Karane steal the whole show.Copy !req
132. They wrapped around my arm?Copy !req
133. Both sides are trying to pull me in?Copy !req
134. I'm getting ripped apart...Copy !req
135. The pain!Copy !req
136. Iku!Copy !req
137. What the?Copy !req
138. Nowhere on Earth is safe!Copy !req
139. It'd be most effective to escape
to the roof of that building there.Copy !req
140. Mei-san, Shizuka-chan. Hurry, you two.Copy !req
141. Everyone, please...Copy !req
142. "Be well!"Copy !req
143. She used the BunBun Fantasy
Medicine to become cuterCopy !req
144. so she could distract the hair
while we get to the roof.Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. Wait!Copy !req
147. We must keep going, or their
sacrifices would have been for naught.Copy !req
148. Let us on.Copy !req
149. S-Sorry. We can only fit one...
maybe two more, at most.Copy !req
150. There's no time. The hair's coming for us.Copy !req
151. I feel like they could fit some more people.Copy !req
152. Forget the elevator.Copy !req
153. While the hair's distracted,
the stairs are an effective escape route.Copy !req
154. Are you serious?Copy !req
155. Is this...Copy !req
156. Is this how the show ends?Copy !req
157. What exactly is this strange substance
that has overrun the world?Copy !req
158. Is it a plant? A creature?Copy !req
159. Why do I smell a sweet, floral scent?Copy !req
160. Eek!Copy !req
161. Hair is hair.Copy !req
162. If it's bothering you, just cut it off.Copy !req
163. I have achieved
perfect mastery over hair brushing.Copy !req
164. I can brush this off in style!Copy !req
165. I knew your expertise in beauty
would be helpful, Utsukushisugi Mimimi.Copy !req
166. B-But of course.
And your panache with that blade...Copy !req
167. makes you a worthy sister-at-arms!Copy !req
168. Damn it... How could I get myself injured?Copy !req
169. I should be the one keeping them safe,Copy !req
170. not the other way around!Copy !req
171. Rentaro-kun!Copy !req
172. Aijo Rentaro!Copy !req
173. No...Copy !req
174. Mimimi-senpai! Nano!Copy !req
175. Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
176. What can I do?Copy !req
177. Rentaro-sama.Copy !req
178. Nano-sama, Mimimi-sama!Copy !req
179. "Here to get ya, buddy."Copy !req
180. Mei-san... Shizuka-chan?Copy !req
181. But how?Copy !req
182. Well...Copy !req
183. "Watch out on the right!"Copy !req
184. "Now left!"Copy !req
185. We were able to escape thanks to
Shizuka-sama's enhanced BunBun hearing.Copy !req
186. "And we stopped by the Hanazono
home and picked up this ride."Copy !req
187. The Hanazonos have their own copter?Copy !req
188. Yes, to get a bird's-eye view should you
partake in an outdoor hot spring someday.Copy !req
189. Nano! Mimimi-senpai!Copy !req
190. We're done for.Copy !req
191. Go ahead, Aijo Rentaro!Copy !req
192. Hurry, before it claims us all!Copy !req
193. But I can't...Copy !req
194. No one can save the world
from this absurdity...Copy !req
195. save for one person.Copy !req
196. Hahari-san's only boyfriend in the world...Copy !req
197. you!Copy !req
198. Eek, I say!Copy !req
199. Nano! Mimimi-senpai!Copy !req
200. The hair can't come for us at this altitude.Copy !req
201. "But what can we do now?"Copy !req
202. I want you to take me somewhere.Copy !req
203. I've been thinking...Copy !req
204. about how to fix this situation,
and this chopper might just help.Copy !req
205. "Where is your objective?"Copy !req
206. The eye of this catastrophic storm...Copy !req
207. The center of the scalp!Copy !req
208. Rentaro-chan, girls... I'm sorry.Copy !req
209. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
210. We've arrived above
Ohana-no-Mitsu University High School.Copy !req
211. "Will this strategy truly work?"Copy !req
212. If this fails, you will be...Copy !req
213. I...Copy !req
214. I am Hahari-san's boyfriend, after all.Copy !req
215. I'll be back!Copy !req
216. If the hair is moving on
Hahari-san's instincts,Copy !req
217. then it won't just attack all that's cute.Copy !req
218. It'll feed off her endless love for us...Copy !req
219. and protect us with all it's got!Copy !req
220. Yes!Copy !req
221. It's not easy to slow down
a fall from that height.Copy !req
222. Even if I land badly
and break every bone in my body,Copy !req
223. I'll take it as long as I don't die!Copy !req
224. If I can talk to Hahari-san, I can wake her!Copy !req
225. I can do this!Copy !req
226. I'm coming for you, Hahari-san!Copy !req
227. Really, now?Copy !req
228. I was having a good time in the afterlife
after you gave me peace.Copy !req
229. But then I see Hahari's lost herself in joy,
and you're risking your life to save her.Copy !req
230. You're too lovable to leave alone...Copy !req
231. You and Hahari both.Copy !req
232. Off you go.Copy !req
233. Hahari-san!Copy !req
234. Hahari-san... Wake up!Copy !req
235. Hahari-san!Copy !req
236. She's not just asleep.Copy !req
237. The hair's taken over her mind.Copy !req
238. I need something stronger
to get through to her heart, her soul...Copy !req
239. I must get through directly to her.Copy !req
240. Rentaro-chan...?Copy !req
241. I'm so sorry, Rentaro-chan!Copy !req
242. I could see everything
while I was trapped in there.Copy !req
243. I saw what I did to you all...
and the entire world!Copy !req
244. At this point, I can't free the planet
from all this hair even if I'm awake!Copy !req
245. I've ruined our world for everyone!Copy !req
246. Don't worry. It'll be all right.Copy !req
247. Don't you remember?Copy !req
248. You took two drugs,
the Hair-Growing Medicine and one other.Copy !req
249. Ouchy!Copy !req
250. Mother... p-please, stop...Copy !req
251. She did, ages ago.Copy !req
252. Rentaro and others musta woken Hahari up!Copy !req
253. Hahari-sama, lunch is ready.Copy !req
254. Mother, you have to eat.Copy !req
255. What's done is done.Copy !req
256. Hahari-san.Copy !req
257. Rentaro-chan...Copy !req
258. Sorry for barging in.Copy !req
259. But there's something I need you to see.Copy !req
260. An update on the recent Earth-Covered-
In-Nice-Smelling-Hairlike-Things Incident.Copy !req
261. Despite the massive scale of the disaster,
no casualties were reported.Copy !req
262. Witnesses say the hairlike things themselves
prevented anyone from being injured.Copy !req
263. Those caught in the locks described a feeling
akin to a mother's warm embrace.Copy !req
264. Some are petitioning for a rerun,
and the Super Sweet Scent...Copy !req
265. Whoa! And we have even more breaking news!Copy !req
266. Let's hear from the What's Up
With the Sun? Lab in the North Pole!Copy !req
267. U-Uh, right, I'm reporting live
from the lab... or something.Copy !req
268. So, uh, solar activity
was down and stuff, maybe?Copy !req
269. But the hair burning was like,
adding fuel to the fire, I guess?Copy !req
270. And it's okay now. Er, the sun, I mean.Copy !req
271. We kinda assumed we were entering
an ice age, but not anymore. Who knows?Copy !req
272. That's all we've got.Copy !req
273. Hahari-san, you saved Earth.
You saved this world we all live in.Copy !req
274. Detecting a decline in solar activity?Copy !req
275. It could cause a new ice age?Copy !req
276. But if that happens, Earth...Copy !req
277. and everyone on it...Copy !req
278. Damn, what do I do?Copy !req
279. It's a boyfriend's job to save the planet
his girlfriends live on!Copy !req
280. Thank you so, so much, Hahari-san!Copy !req
281. Rentaro-chan...Copy !req
282. He burned the hair to save the Earth
and free me from guilt?Copy !req
283. Wait, Karane-san!Copy !req
284. How long are you gonna mope about?Copy !req
285. It ain't like you.Copy !req
286. Y-You're all here...Copy !req
287. You're wasting time being unproductive.Copy !req
288. "Turn that frown upside down."Copy !req
289. Let's go put in a workout.Copy !req
290. Let my beauty heal your soul.Copy !req
291. Got you some High-Inducing Medicine!Copy !req
292. Girls...Copy !req
293. And so, Hanazono Hahari
became the Rentaro Family's—no.Copy !req
294. She became mommy to all humanity!Copy !req
295. Just kidding. Unless?Copy !req