1. Yeah, can you believe it?Copy !req
2. After a rejection streak that hit 100,Copy !req
3. I now have a girlfriend
for the first time in my life!Copy !req
4. I'm also about to walk to school
with her like I've always dreamed about!Copy !req
5. And get this...Copy !req
6. There are two of them!Copy !req
7. Good morning, Rentaro-kun.Copy !req
8. Wait, were you just talking to that pole?Copy !req
9. The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love YouCopy !req
10. Good morning, you two.Copy !req
11. Were you just talking to that pole?Copy !req
12. I'm just on cloud nine
after getting my first girlfriend.Copy !req
13. If...Copy !req
14. If you wanna talk to someone so badly,Copy !req
15. I'm alwa... wa..Copy !req
16. Wacha-cha-cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
17. Y-You are already dead, okay?Copy !req
18. Did you attack my pressure points?Copy !req
19. Such a beautiful day, don't you think?Copy !req
20. Y-Yeah. Such nice weather.Copy !req
21. S-So smooth! So tiny!Copy !req
22. This is a girl's hand!Copy !req
23. So soft! So warm!Copy !req
24. I read in a book that 90% of men
enjoy locking hands with their partners.Copy !req
25. So big, so bony!Copy !req
26. This is a boy's hand!Copy !req
27. It's such great weather today.
It's so strong and so masculine.Copy !req
28. What the heck kinda weather is that?Copy !req
29. Inda-san, let's do it, too.Copy !req
30. Gimme your hand.Copy !req
31. H-Hmph! I'm not too pleased about this,Copy !req
32. but I don't wanna miss out on zapping you
with some stray static electricity, so I'll live.Copy !req
33. Extra, extra. We have a zingdere, too.Copy !req
34. Gah, what is with this boy? I love him!Copy !req
35. I have never been happier in my life!Copy !req
36. I love him...
I really, really, really love him!Copy !req
37. Love, love, love...Copy !req
38. This weather's too good for its own good!Copy !req
39. Yeah, it's lovely.Copy !req
40. It's perfect weather.Copy !req
41. Yeah, you couldn't ask for a better day.Copy !req
42. Kids these days
really care about the weather, huh?Copy !req
43. By the way, Hanazono-san, Inda-san...Copy !req
44. Hmm? What's wrong, Hanazono-san?Copy !req
45. Well, it's just...Copy !req
46. I'd love it if you could call me
by my first name.Copy !req
47. Oh, y-your name?Copy !req
48. H... H... Hakari-san.Copy !req
49. Yes, Rentaro-kun!Copy !req
50. M-Me, too...Copy !req
51. R-R-R-R-R-Re...Copy !req
52. Rentaro!Copy !req
53. Yes?Copy !req
54. I-It's not like I was talking to you!Copy !req
55. Then, whomst?Copy !req
56. Karane.Copy !req
57. I would prefer just "Hakari," too!Copy !req
58. Huh? O-Okay...Copy !req
59. Hakari.Copy !req
60. Yes. Asdkfasdfa.Copy !req
61. Rentaro-kun.Copy !req
62. Hakari.Copy !req
63. R-Rentaro!Copy !req
64. Karane!Copy !req
65. Rentaro!Copy !req
66. Karane...Copy !req
67. Rentaro-kun.Copy !req
68. Hakari!Copy !req
69. Rentaro...Copy !req
70. Karane!Copy !req
71. The heck? Are they doing a roll call?Copy !req
72. Rentaro-kun...Copy !req
73. Hakari...Copy !req
74. Hold it!Copy !req
75. I'm really sorry! Please, have mercy!Copy !req
76. It's her!Copy !req
77. The vice principal?Copy !req
78. Hmm... vice principal...Copy !req
79. Vice principal?Copy !req
80. Yes. She's infamously strict
about school rules.Copy !req
81. If she catches you running in the halls...Copy !req
82. she'll chase you to the ends of the earth.Copy !req
83. And if she catches you...Copy !req
84. No...Copy !req
85. Hope you reflect on this deeply!Copy !req
86. No!Copy !req
87. Eek! Please no!Copy !req
88. she'll French kiss you.Copy !req
89. Emotional damage!Copy !req
90. No, it hurts a lot physically, too.Copy !req
91. She's a former star sprinter,
so nobody has ever escaped her kiss attack.Copy !req
92. Lickity lick lick!Copy !req
93. They call her "Sonic the Sketchhag."Copy !req
94. I had no idea such a monster
lurked in our school.Copy !req
95. B-By the way, Rentaro-kun,Copy !req
96. have you ever k-kissed anyone before?Copy !req
97. Flinch.Copy !req
98. Huh? Nope.Copy !req
99. You two are my first-ever girlfriends.Copy !req
100. That means the early bird...Copy !req
101. gets the first kiss!Copy !req
102. I must have it!Copy !req
103. It will be mine!Copy !req
104. There's nobody around.Copy !req
105. It's only early spring,
so it's still a bit chilly.Copy !req
106. There's a kitty here.Copy !req
107. Which means nobody's watching.Copy !req
108. Hey, I cooked these egg rolls.Copy !req
109. Would you like to try them?Copy !req
110. May I? I'd love to!Copy !req
111. Okay!Copy !req
112. Here, say aah.Copy !req
113. Aah.Copy !req
114. Wh-What do you think?Copy !req
115. It's the best in the galaxy!Copy !req
116. Wha?Copy !req
117. I'm so glad!Copy !req
118. I-I happened to bake some cookies, too.Copy !req
119. Really?Copy !req
120. Not for you or anything, but...Copy !req
121. Come on, open up!Copy !req
122. Aah.Copy !req
123. C-Cookie!Copy !req
124. More like cook-eye!Copy !req
125. It's the best in the galaxy!Copy !req
126. How galaxy-brained are you?Copy !req
127. Since we're on the topic of snacks,Copy !req
128. I brought some Bocky, too.Copy !req
129. Huh?Copy !req
130. The ends are all snapped off!
We can't hold these in our hands!Copy !req
131. How does that even happen?Copy !req
132. I'd hoped to feed you these, too...Copy !req
133. Hakari.Copy !req
134. Oh, but I could just hold it in a way
that doesn't dirty my hands.Copy !req
135. Rentaro-kun, say aah.Copy !req
136. Aah.Copy !req
137. That's her game?Copy !req
138. H-Her face is so close to mine! So cute!Copy !req
139. Cute, cute, cute, cute!Copy !req
140. Her cutey-cute face is so closey-close!Copy !req
141. This is making me want to have some myself.Copy !req
142. The game is afoot!Copy !req
143. L-Let me in!Copy !req
144. What does she have against my eyes?Copy !req
145. No!Copy !req
146. The Bocky snapped in half!Copy !req
147. Sorry, I didn't mean to.Copy !req
148. Ah!Copy !req
149. Do you have a cold?
Your eyes are all red, too.Copy !req
150. No, that's because...Copy !req
151. Better pass it on with your mouth.Copy !req
152. They say you cure a cold by passing it on!Copy !req
153. That's the ace striker of Myth FC!
The Messi, the Ronaldo!Copy !req
154. Wait, her face is so close!Copy !req
155. And cute, cute, cute, cute!Copy !req
156. She's gonna score a hat-trick on me!Copy !req
157. Gah!Copy !req
158. Wait! We can't be sure he has a cold yet!Copy !req
159. Bwang...Copy !req
160. Let's check your temperature first.Copy !req
161. Was that soft? Hard?
An unidentified sensation!Copy !req
162. In my family, we check with both our
foreheads and our lips. Please understand.Copy !req
163. A custom so outlandish, all I'm seeing is red!Copy !req
164. I disagree! Mouth-to-mouth is the best way!Copy !req
165. So pass out already!Copy !req
166. Have you both lost your marbles?Copy !req
167. What are you doing?Copy !req
168. Bweh!Copy !req
169. Can we calm down? What's gotten into you?Copy !req
170. Wait, are you two trying to kiss me?Copy !req
171. You wha? I-I-I-I-It's not like that!Copy !req
172. You're not an open book,
you're the whole library!Copy !req
173. Nothing stays secret with you around!Copy !req
174. They went so far to try to
kiss a guy like me...Copy !req
175. That's so sweet!Copy !req
176. You could've just asked.Copy !req
177. I wanted to... uh, kiss you two myself.Copy !req
178. But...Copy !req
179. The moment kissing came up,Copy !req
180. we'd have to decide who would be first.Copy !req
181. And...Copy !req
182. You decided to make a move
before it came down to that, right?Copy !req
183. P-Pot, meet kettle!Copy !req
184. I see. So that's why you were fighting.Copy !req
185. Don't worry. I've got this.Copy !req
186. I have a plan.Copy !req
187. I cooked up the perfect plan
just in case this happened!Copy !req
188. Yesterday? The same day we started dating?Copy !req
189. Well, I was so excited imagining
our future together that I couldn't sleep.Copy !req
190. I played out one scenario
after another to figure outCopy !req
191. how to make you two
the happiest girls in the world.Copy !req
192. Guh! I love him!Copy !req
193. Anyway, for this first kiss problem,Copy !req
194. we'll solve it by not knowing
who got the first place.Copy !req
195. Who was first?Copy !req
196. Dunno!Copy !req
197. That way, you'll both be equally
likely to have had my first kiss.Copy !req
198. And I can think of you both
equally as my first kiss.Copy !req
199. How do we even avoid
knowing who went first?Copy !req
200. If we did it in different places,
Rentaro-kun would know.Copy !req
201. That's where these come in.Copy !req
202. Music players...Copy !req
203. And dice? Eye masks?Copy !req
204. First, we all take one of each.Copy !req
205. Next, we decide where you two will stand.Copy !req
206. I'll turn around and play some music.Copy !req
207. When you press play on these three players,Copy !req
208. they start playing My First Kiss
at max volume on repeat.Copy !req
209. Why that song?Copy !req
210. Because it's our first kiss.Copy !req
211. That way, I won't be able to notice
your movements or the noises you make.Copy !req
212. Next, you two roll the dice
to decide who stands where.Copy !req
213. Let's say the bigger number
stands on the right.Copy !req
214. Once you're ready, you send me a message.Copy !req
215. I'll roll the dice and count
to the random number I get.Copy !req
216. Then I roll a single die
and put on my eye mask.Copy !req
217. If this is odd, I start with the right.
With the left if even.Copy !req
218. I walk towards you two
and kiss you both in turn.Copy !req
219. Because you would've waited the random
number of seconds I counted earlier,Copy !req
220. you won't be able to figure out
who was first or second.Copy !req
221. Once I've kissed you, I return to my spot,Copy !req
222. count to the random number I roll once again,Copy !req
223. and send you a message.Copy !req
224. You throw your dice to decide your spots again,Copy !req
225. which will make it impossible to know
who was originally where.Copy !req
226. Lastly, I'll take off the earbuds
and eye mask...Copy !req
227. Leaving only the joyous memory of sharing
our first kiss with the person we love.Copy !req
228. Amazing! The most perfect of plans!Copy !req
229. That was straight out of Liar's Game!Copy !req
230. Aw...Copy !req
231. H-Hold it!Copy !req
232. That's a prime cheating opportunity!Copy !req
233. The other two would have no idea!Copy !req
234. Exactly.Copy !req
235. But I've got a special solution
to top it all off.Copy !req
236. What solution?Copy !req
237. We all pinky promise not to cheat.Copy !req
238. Logic stocks are crashing! Sell now!Copy !req
239. A-Are you stupid?Copy !req
240. How are we supposed to enforce that?Copy !req
241. But... why would anyone break a pinky promise?Copy !req
242. You'd have to stick a needle in your eye.Copy !req
243. You'd lose your eyesight.Copy !req
244. Too pure!Copy !req
245. Cross my heart and hope to die!
Stick a needle in my eye!Copy !req
246. But it's okay if it's you two.
I'll still sacrifice my eyes!Copy !req
247. Pinky promise!Copy !req
248. I swear on my life,
this promise will not be broken!Copy !req
249. All right, let's give it a shot.Copy !req
250. This feels almost illegal.Copy !req
251. Even.Copy !req
252. So start with the left.Copy !req
253. They should be standing...Copy !req
254. somewhere around that area.Copy !req
255. Oh, but I won't know how far to lean in
if I can't tell exactly where they are.Copy !req
256. I don't want to headbutt anyone.Copy !req
257. I'll start by putting my hands
on her shoulders...Copy !req
258. This is definitely Hakari!Copy !req
259. The logic behind this conclusionCopy !req
260. will be kept confidential,
lest we shame Karane-san.Copy !req
261. I don't mind, Rentaro-kun.Copy !req
262. You can go even further.Copy !req
263. S-Stop that.Copy !req
264. I'm serious about us,
more than anyone in the world.Copy !req
265. Sorry, Karane. We have to start over.Copy !req
266. Start over? What went wrong?Copy !req
267. No, seriously, what happened?Copy !req
268. Wha?Copy !req
269. No, wait!Copy !req
270. Rentaro... What are you...Copy !req
271. No way!Copy !req
272. You sick perv!Copy !req
273. You colossal jerk!Copy !req
274. Tell me before you go there!Copy !req
275. I need time to prepare!Copy !req
276. Sorry, Hakari.Copy !req
277. We have to start over.Copy !req
278. Rentaro-kun?Copy !req
279. Okay, something definitely went down!Copy !req
280. A-Anyway, let's try and try until we succeed!Copy !req
281. Wh-Who knew kissing was so complicated?Copy !req
282. They make it look so easy in movies and on TV.Copy !req
283. Ugh.Copy !req
284. I knew this stupid plan
was never gonna work out.Copy !req
285. Rentaro-kun's plan is perfect.Copy !req
286. The problem is with the people involved.Copy !req
287. Huh?Copy !req
288. What? Are you saying it's my fault?Copy !req
289. I'm not pointing any fingers.Copy !req
290. What kind of kissing
were you two doing, anyway?Copy !req
291. Why'd you always
come out of it red as tomatoes?Copy !req
292. C-Calm down!Copy !req
293. If that's how we're doing it,Copy !req
294. why does he keep getting
more and more injured with you?Copy !req
295. Stop hurting my Rentaro-kun!Copy !req
296. Excuse me? What do you mean, your Rentaro-kun?Copy !req
297. Rentaro's mine!Copy !req
298. Mine!Copy !req
299. No, mine!Copy !req
300. Stop it!Copy !req
301. Don't fight. I'm the one to blame here.Copy !req
302. It's all because I still
haven't had my first kiss.Copy !req
303. Because I'm a useless, inexperienced boyfriend!Copy !req
304. Rentaro!Copy !req
305. Rentaro-kun?Copy !req
306. Wait, Rentaro!Copy !req
307. Where are you going?Copy !req
308. Vice Principal!Copy !req
309. Who'd you wanna call? Old Spinster!Copy !req
310. Running? In my halls?Copy !req
311. No, Rentaro-kun will be...Copy !req
312. I sentence you to my whip of love!Copy !req
313. Got you! Prepare for your smacking!Copy !req
314. She's cackling like some early-game monster!Copy !req
315. Get away from Rentaro, you freaky old bag!Copy !req
316. The Iron Shriek?Copy !req
317. No, Karane?Copy !req
318. Camel clutching your teachers
is against the rules!Copy !req
319. Yeah, and kissing your students
is against the law!Copy !req
320. Look, an inspector from the Board of Education!Copy !req
321. Please come quick!Copy !req
322. You can get a red-handed bonus
on catching this perverted teacher now!Copy !req
323. You okay, Rentaro?Copy !req
324. Karane...Copy !req
325. I can't lose this job.Copy !req
326. I need all the cash I can get to keep
smooching hot guys at host clubs!Copy !req
327. Found one.Copy !req
328. No!Copy !req
329. Rentaro!Copy !req
330. Are you okay?Copy !req
331. Y-You two...Copy !req
332. Why would you do something so rash?Copy !req
333. I love you both so much.Copy !req
334. And I know this is selfish,Copy !req
335. but I want my girlfriends to get along.Copy !req
336. So...Copy !req
337. If my first kiss
causes you two to fight over it,Copy !req
338. I'd rather throw it in the trash!Copy !req
339. If you're going to waste it
on some trash who doesn't even like you...Copy !req
340. I'd much rather let Hakari
have your first kiss instead!Copy !req
341. I'd much rather let Karane-san
have your first kiss instead!Copy !req
342. R-Really? I thought...Copy !req
343. Your rival in love was the absolute
last person you'd want to have it.Copy !req
344. Of course, there's a part of me
that feels that way.Copy !req
345. But it's just obvious
that she really loves you, too...Copy !req
346. From watching Karane-san.Copy !req
347. From looking at Hakari.Copy !req
348. H-Hey, what's this about?Copy !req
349. What the heck?Copy !req
350. I had you two all wrong!Copy !req
351. I wub him!Copy !req
352. I'm so habby!Copy !req
353. In that case, it might just work.Copy !req
354. We all kiss at the same time?Copy !req
355. Yep. All three of us at once.Copy !req
356. It was the first thing I thought of, actually.Copy !req
357. Just, you know...Copy !req
358. You two wouldn't just be kissing me,
but also each other.Copy !req
359. So I figured you wouldn't be up for it
if you were at loggerheads.Copy !req
360. But it'll be okay. I believe in you two.Copy !req
361. No, I believe in us!Copy !req
362. Don't get all hype by yourself...Copy !req
363. Sorry, this is...Copy !req
364. Totally some kind of UFO-summoning ritual!Copy !req
365. And so, after many trials and tribulations,Copy !req
366. the three of them
successfully shared their first kiss.Copy !req
367. And they also summoned a UFO... maybe?Copy !req
368. What are you looking for in the library?Copy !req
369. A cookbook.Copy !req
370. You seemed to like
the egg rolls I made yesterday,Copy !req
371. and it made me want to try
cooking more things for you.Copy !req
372. F-Fancy that!Copy !req
373. I was just thinking about
reading up on cooking myself!Copy !req
374. I-It's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?Copy !req
375. I haven't said anything!Copy !req
376. What's this, Recipes that Show
the Way To Your Man's Stomach?Copy !req
377. No fair, Karane-san. Let me see it, too.Copy !req
378. Finders keepers.Copy !req
379. Come on. It won't kill you.Copy !req
380. Find your own book!Copy !req
381. Play nice, you two.Copy !req
382. You've already shared a kiss and all.Copy !req
383. Th-That was your stupid idea!Copy !req
384. W-W-We only went along with it!Copy !req
385. I'm just kidding!Copy !req
386. I should see if there's anything good, too.Copy !req
387. Love?Copy !req
388. That zing just now...Copy !req
389. Is she my soulmate?Copy !req