The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You 1x16

Directed by Takahiro Hirata

Sumire Uesaka as Hahari Hanazono (voice) • Amane Shindo as Kurumi Haraga (voice) • Suzuko Mimori as Mei Meido (voice)

Only one way to welcome a maid into the crew: everyone changes into maid outfits and has a shootout!

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1. Yes?

2. I'm here to pick you up, Aijo-sama.

3. Good morning, Meido-san.

4. The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Love You

5. Aijo-sama, will you please go out with me?

6. That's a little bit out of the blue.

7. Oh, I know. How about you act as his personal maid tomorrow?

8. Hahari-san gave me this golden opportunity. I must get to know her better.

9. Where to today?

10. Well...

11. What do you like? Any hobbies, things you're into?

12. I'd like to go somewhere we can take them in.

13. What do I like?

14. Well, I love Hahari-sama.

15. Then I'll take us to the Hanazono family residence.

16. Huh?

17. Stop! Anything other than that!

18. Other than Hahari-sama? Well...

19. Yeah? What else?

20. Um...

21. If I may be so forward, I love you.

22. Then I'll take us to your home.

23. Return to sender?

24. Wh-What else?

25. I'm sorry. I can't think of anything else.

26. Huh?

27. What about your favorite foods, activities, or places? Nothing?

28. I'm terribly sorry.

29. I-It's fine!

30. In that case...

31. We should get some lunch.

32. They have food stalls here. Is there anything you want to eat?

33. Please, pay me no mind. What would you like?

34. Hmm... She's just gonna end up trying to please me all day.

35. Oh, I know!

36. I'd like you to cook something for me.

37. What?

38. She can't cook out here, so she can't fulfill my wish.

39. Which means we'll have to find middle ground with what she wants to eat.

40. Your wish is my command.

41. It doesn't have to be!

42. Please wait one moment.

43. Uh... I'm starving, you see!

44. Please bring me food right away... w-within one minute!

45. Your wish is my command.

46. But it's not!

47. Here you are. My homecooked lunch.

48. Did you use a time machine?

49. No, this meal doesn't contain any time machines.

50. Not what I meant!

51. How did you prepare this?

52. W-Well, um...

53. I got too excited and prepared it this morning.

54. I apologize if this was an unwelcome gesture.

55. Huh?

56. And yet, she was going to keep it hidden and let me eat whatever I wanted.

57. So humble, so selfless!

58. A model maid!

59. Yum, this is delicious! So many egg dishes, too.

60. They're my favorite, actually.

61. I-I know...

62. I asked Hahari-sama about it.

63. Again, such hospitality, such benefits!

64. Thank you. That was really great.

65. I'm glad it was to your taste.

66. Today's such a perfect day. The sakura blossoms, the weather...

67. Is something the matter?

68. Huh?

69. I don't know... You just seem a little restless.

70. N-No, I wouldn't say I am.

71. Come on, what is it? Tell me.

72. As you wish.

73. I-If I may be so forward...

74. Would you like to give me any orders?

75. Huh?

76. Anything you wish.

77. Please, Aijo-sama...

78. Allow me to serve you.

79. When a strapping young lad

80. is asked to give any order he wishes to a woman like her,

81. his mind is sure to be filled with all sorts of desires before he even has to think!

82. Order her? What in the world am I supposed to make her do?

83. But, of course, this is Aijo Rentaro we're talking about.

84. Here's a diagram of what his mind probably looks like.

85. Scary, huh?

86. It's what Meido-san wants.

87. I have to give her some kind of order.

88. Well, in that case...

89. I'd like to try holding that sakura branch over there.

90. As you wish!

91. As you requested.

92. Thank you.

93. Something feels off.

94. Right, I get it now.

95. Which branch should I bring you next?

96. This is fetch for dogs!

97. Scumbags who treat women like dogs deserve to die a thousand times—

98. Okay, this time, throw the branch as far as you can.

99. Hm? As you wish.

100. Here you go.

101. Yeah, this is it.

102. This way, I can give Meido-san orders without treating her like a dog.

103. Sorry... What are we doing here?

104. No! She seems unsatisfied!

105. Aijo-sama, please give me a more substantive order.

106. Allow me to serve you better.

107. Meido-san? Why are you so intent on serving others?

108. I must admit it's quite admirable, but you should treat yourself better.

109. No.

110. I am not worth it.

111. Hahari-sama and you...

112. My only purpose and value comes from serving my dear masters.

113. That's just...

114. I understand. I'm going to give just this one order.

115. Anything you please!

116. Starting now, you are not allowed to be of any use to me.

117. I can't be of any use? That's your order?

118. Yep. Please see to it.

119. As you wish.

120. Hey, uh...

121. You're being too cute sitting around like that.

122. Huh?

123. You're soothing my soul, which means you're being of use to me.

124. M-My apologies.

125. Hey, uh... You're being too lovable standing around like that.

126. M-My apologies.

127. I must remove myself from his sight.

128. Hey, uh...

129. You're making me relax by watching my back.

130. What?

131. Then...

132. Hey, uh...

133. You're comforting me by keeping watch from afar.

134. What? Then...

135. Glance.

136. Oh no, now you're just being cute.

137. I-I'm left with no choice.

138. Oh?

139. Why are you here, Meido? Aren't you Rentaro-chan's maid for the day?

140. I'm currently following Aijo-sama's orders.

141. Huh?

142. Hello?

143. For you, Meido.

144. Okay.

145. Hello. This is Meido speaking.

146. Hey, uh... Imagining what you're up to makes my heart race.

147. N-No... I don't know how to follow Aijo-sama's order...

148. What in the world are you two up to?

149. You shouldn't run away. Go back to Rentaro-chan.

150. A-As you wish...

151. What do we do?

152. You're not following my order at all.

153. B-But... if I somehow end up being of use to you whatever I do or wherever I go,

154. there's only one way I can stop being of use to you.

155. And what is that?

156. I must... end my very life.

157. Exactly.

158. Huh?

159. The only way you wouldn't be of any use to me is if you died.

160. In other words...

161. You're helping me just by existing.

162. You don't have to follow my orders or try to serve me.

163. Just by being yourself, you are worthy.

164. Hey! Are you all right?

165. I'll call an ambulance! You're going to be okay!

166. Why... must I survive? My life is worthless.

167. It has no purpose...

168. You'll see someday.

169. Huh?

170. It may sometimes show in the cruelest of ways,

171. but no life is meaningless or worthless!

172. I refuse to accept it!

173. When you love someone, you're grateful just for them being there.

174. The mere fact that they're alive is a blessing all on its own.

175. Wait, what? Did you say... "love"?

176. Right.

177. I love you too, Meido-san!

178. And I want to go out with you!

179. Your wish is my command!

180. That wasn't a command!

181. If you must do anything for me, do it as my girlfriend, not my maid.

182. In return, I'll do anything for you as your boyfriend.

183. Your wish is my command.

184. Listen to me!

185. And there you have it.

186. May I have your permission to welcome Meido Mei-san as my newest girlfriend?

187. All I'm getting is déjà vu.

188. Knew this was gonna happen.

189. Yay! Great to have ya, Mei!

190. "It is a pleasure to make thine acquaintance."

191. Thank you for welcoming me.

192. Since this is now a maid-girlfriend- joins-the-crew episode,

193. let's all get into these maid outfits!

194. How'd we jump to that?

195. I'm never wearing that crap.

196. I bet you'd all look so great in maid outfits...

197. Welcome home, Dear Master.

198. Oh, have I ever come home, my dear maids.

199. Rawr! Moe-moe-kyun beam! Rat-a-tat!

200. Moe-moe-kyun!

201. Kusuri-sama, you'll dirty your clothes if you run around so much.

202. True, the hem has so many layers of white frills, it'd be easy to get them stained.

203. "And yet the maid remains ever pristine."

204. As a maid in service, I must remain presentable at all times.

205. But would you be able to stay clean even if someone were trying to get you dirty?

206. What do you mean?

207. Why don't we run a little experiment?

208. A maid shootout with water guns, where you lose when you get your clothes wet.

209. Also known as...

210. a Super Soaked Maid Party!

211. The winner gets a passionate huggy-kissy from Rentaro-chan!

212. Huh? W-Wait just one second!

213. Never mind if you don't want to...

214. How could I not want to get huggy-kissy with every one of you?

215. That's that, then.

216. N-Not that I care. I just hate losing.

217. Water gun fight! This will be fun, aye!

218. I'll arrange for the water guns.

219. We will now begin the match.

220. Allow me to explain! The maid shootout must be refereed by a butler!

221. said Hahari just now.

222. Start the game!

223. Hmph! Whoever shoots first, wins!

224. Ugh! She's using her knowledge of the maid outfit's tendencies to evade my shots!

225. She's not a pro for nothing!

226. Pardon me.

227. Checkmate.

228. Another shot? I can't dodge it!

229. It's gonna graze me!

230. That's my Karane-san! I would've gotten hit one tittion percent!

231. Oh yeah? I'll gun you down if you've got such a death wish!

232. Chance!

233. Karane's out!

234. Yay, I got her, aye!

235. Wide open.

236. Kusuri-senpai's out!

237. Squee! Super soaked maids!

238. W-Wow!

239. We're in the timeline where getting soaked triggers a screenshot moment!

240. Hahari had a little maid, whose clothes were wet and soaked!

241. You're wide open too!

242. Fetch!

243. Gourmet bean bun!

244. Who're you, Anpanman receiving a new face?

245. There!

246. Must protect!

247. Kurumi's out!

248. My face is wet. I've been weakened.

249. I've got her.

250. No you don't.

251. The speed of the propelled water.

252. The distance.

253. Air resistance.

254. Calculate the time of impact...

255. and project!

256. "They're in a whole different series over there."

257. Fighting a powerful foe is inefficient.

258. I should find a different target.

259. "Golly gee! Didn't see that comin'!"

260. "Please leave."

261. "Please leave."

262. "Please..."

263. Goodbye, Yoshimoto Shizuka.

264. Wh-Why'd Nano-senpai get hit?

265. Not even Nano was able to predict where that shot would land.

266. Because she didn't need to.

267. What do you mean?

268. That shot had already missed its target.

269. It was one that Shizuka-chan fired in the air randomly.

270. Oh, and it just fell back down?

271. Nano's out!

272. An oversight.

273. Wow, Shizuka-senpai. You beat Nano-senpai.

274. "Heh. Was sheer dumb luck."

275. Wait, why are you wet too?

276. She got hit by another of her own shots, aye.

277. Shizuka-chan's out!

278. That leaves just...

279. Stop right there, Mei-san.

280. Hahari-sama?

281. I'm sorry, Meido. I was caught unawares.

282. Mother, turn around so I can give you a hug from behind.

283. Really? Hooray!

284. I laid low during the start and waited for the others to eliminate one another.

285. In the end, I'd take out Mei-san the pro maid

286. and Mother, who I predicted she would keep safe—the perfect plan!

287. Now, Mei-san, take yourself out.

288. Hahari-sama's safety always comes first.

289. Stop that, Mei!

290. A mistress that hurts her maid is no mistress at all.

291. You mustn't, Hahari-sama! Please don't!

292. Hahari-sama!

293. Hakari's out!

294. Oh no, I'm all wet.

295. Quit with the suggestive pose!

296. Huh? Whatever could you be talking about?

297. Please speak after you watch this flashback cut of your own suggestive pose.

298. Please hang in there, Hahari-sama.

299. Mei...

300. Go get your huggy-kiss.

301. Hahari-sama!

302. Which means the sole survivor is...

303. Hang on. L-Look.

304. Mei's super soaked too, aye!

305. "She embraced the super soaked Hahari-san."

306. So, no survivors?

307. Everyone's out?

308. No, that's not it. What this means is...

309. Everyone wins! You all did great!

310. I don't care what anyone says, a cat can bark for all I care! You all win!

311. Yay!

312. Bark!

313. And so all the super soaked maids...

314. were presented with the prize of a huggy-kissy.

315. As a result,

316. Rentaro also got super soaked.

317. Whoa!

318. He zuber zoged!

319. And these two got even more soaked.

320. What an awful punchline!

321. Y'know, Mei, why did you even become Hahari's maid, of all people?

322. Of all people?

323. You see, there was blah-blah, chatter-chatter...

324. and mumbo-jumbo happened for reasons.

325. Gumbo?

326. I can't believe her abusive and mob-debt-riddled parents abandoned her,

327. and she had to roam the streets all alone until she nearly died! What a tragic past!

328. None of those words belong in a romcom!

329. You understood too much from those blah-blahs and mumbo-jumbos.

330. "And then Hahari-san saved you?"

331. Playing the game of life on Lunatic difficulty.

332. What lies beyond hard mode...

333. I talked to Hakari about wanting to adopt her as my own child.

334. I could never ask that of you.

335. After all, my life has been yours to use ever since you saved it.

336. Come on. Stop thinking of it that way.

337. We can trade our life for money, but we can never buy a life with money.

338. Being able to save you that night gives me immense pride to this day.

339. Hahari-san...

340. There is one thing I've always hoped to learn.

341. Hahari-sama, why did you choose to help

342. a complete stranger like me that night?

343. Isn't that obvious?

344. Because I thought you were cute.

345. You shoulda taken that to your grave!

346. Your words honor me!

347. Like mistress, like maid! Both idiots!

348. You know Mother is blah-blah, mumbo-jumbo, which means?

349. Huh?

350. She's a moron?

351. We have some runtime left. Let's get cozy.

352. Never heard her make that noise!

353. That's all, folks.