The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You 1x15

Directed by Ryuta Yamamoto

Sumire Uesaka as Hahari Hanazono (voice) • Amane Shindo as Kurumi Haraga (voice) • Suzuko Mimori as Mei Meido (voice)

Hakari laments the change in her once dignified mother. Meanwhile, Hahari's maid piques the gang's curiosity.

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1. Carrying an unshakable air of class and authority,

2. my mother raised me with a firm touch at times and a soft one at others,

3. and she always commanded respect— most of all from me.

4. Mother.

5. And look at her now.

6. I made baby clothes for everyone!

7. Try them!

8. Try them on, everyone! Please, I beg you!

9. She is but a shadow of her former self.

10. Ooh, try them for me!

11. The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Love You

12. H-Hahari-san made baby clothes for us?

13. I'll try my best!

14. You're going to tear it!

15. Kusuri-chan said she has a Babyfication Medicine.

16. Also have Reversing Medicine for all.

17. Perfectly safe experiment.

18. Look up the word "experiment."

19. Reversing within an hour of babyfication puts lethal strain on body, but otherwise...

20. So it's crazy high-risk!

21. I'm never wearing that crap, anyway.

22. I wanna play mommy! I wanna, I wanna!

23. Play mommy, play mommy! Momomomomomo!

24. "Gone is the capacity for coherent speech."

25. Highly likely that this is a temporary psychological issue.

26. Knock it off!

27. How can you act like this?

28. You're being so immature in front of everyone.

29. Have you considered how I might feel as your daughter?

30. Hakari...

31. You're right. I wasn't being considerate of you.

32. Hakari.

33. I might be everyone's mommy,

34. but I'm your mommy first and foremost.

35. Uh, I don't think she's being jealous.

36. Hakari.

37. G-Gotta lighten the mood, aye.

38. Hey, a kitty cat!

39. Go fetch!

40. "Human friend."

41. "That happens to be a game for hounds."

42. Urk.

43. Gah! Why didn't you catch that?

44. Watch out!

45. "Ain't no cat capable of that."

46. A-Are you all okay?

47. They need the baby clothes!

48. Seeing all my girlfriends naked would be degenerate!

49. A gentleman!

50. There's nobody to keep them in check.

51. It's almost like we're married with children. Almost.

52. My, look at all these kids.

53. We must have done it so many times.

54. T-Too cute!

55. Wow, an angel! There's an angel here!

56. And here!

57. And here!

58. And here!

59. And here!

60. And here!

61. And here.

62. Those are the real deal!

63. Anyway, it's not safe to give them the Reversing Medicine for another hour.

64. We'll have to look after them until then.

65. You're right, honey.

66. What?

67. They're so cute, I wanna gobble them up.

68. Shizuka-chan?

69. Don't do that, Shizuka-chan.

70. The rooftop's dangerous. You have to stay close.

71. Don't worry. I won't eat you.

72. There, there. It's all good.

73. Huh? Kurumi-san?

74. My, you bad girl.

75. Good girl.

76. What's wrong, Hakari?

77. Hakari?

78. No, Nano! No door!

79. You could hurt your hands.

80. The most efficient way to dispose of a perv!

81. Absolutely not!

82. Can't relax for one second.

83. N-Not you too, Karane-san! You can't...

84. We agreed to remain just friends... in my dream...

85. Huh? W-Wait...

86. No fighting.

87. I said no fighting! Play nice!

88. H-Huh? I-I'm not mad!

89. See? I'm not mad.

90. Okay, okay. Look, milkers.

91. The world's best mommy milkers!

92. I had no idea taking care of babies was this much work!

93. Mother?

94. I can't play with you at the moment, Mother.

95. I'm too busy with these two.

96. Ow! Ouch! Don't pull on my hair.

97. Please...

98. I beg you, please listen to me.

99. Dere, dere.

100. Mother?

101. Oh no!

102. Rentaro-kun!

103. So that's it!

104. They laughed so much, they fell asleep.

105. They're so adorable.

106. I think you need medical attention first!

107. Aw, what an angel!

108. I see now...

109. Being a parent must be so much work.

110. I wonder if Hahari-san felt this way too.

111. Do you mean all the trouble she went through raising me as a teenager herself?

112. No, she told me before...

113. that you were her shining ray of hope.

114. I was just thinking, you must've been like an angel as a baby too.

115. Mother said that?

116. Mother.

117. What is it, Hakari?

118. Um, you see...

119. Come on, tell me, Hakari.

120. Oh, my dear Hakari.

121. No! This can't be happening!

122. Why did I turn into a baby too?

123. I just wanted to see you all as babies!

124. Bad news. Hahari's mental age didn't reverse properly.

125. "Nay, this is how it's always been."

126. There's a chance these two haven't weaned yet, too.

127. Like hell!

128. Like heck!

129. Mother.

130. I apologize for earlier.

131. Hakari...

132. No, I should be the one to apologize.

133. I regret losing control of myself.

134. Well, you're not showing it.

135. I should've been more considerate of your feelings.

136. No.

137. No matter how you may act, you'll always be my mother...

138. The same mother I love and respect so much.

139. Thinking back, I've never seen Mother look so alive.

140. Meeting Rentaro-kun has given her people she feels safe with

141. and an environment where she feels free.

142. Go ahead and catch up on all the joys of youth you missed out on raising me...

143. Hold nothing back and be yourself, Mother!

144. H-Hakari...

145. Thank you, Hakari.

146. I'm so lucky to call you my daughter.

147. Oh, got some more Babyfication Medicine in my spare diapers.

148. Let's use it right now!

149. I wanna change your nappies! All of them!

150. On second thought, tone it down, please!

151. Too bad! Mommy doesn't have a take-back policy!

152. Your eyes are so pretty when you're eating, Kurumi-san.

153. They shine like emeralds.

154. Agreed!

155. O-Oh, please. Nano-senpai's and Shizuka-senpai's are clearer.

156. "Hakari-san and Hahari-san's eyes are matching jewels."

157. Agreed!

158. The green of Yakuzen Kusuri's irises has a calming effect.

159. Agreed!

160. Karane got queen-of-jungle eyes. Powerful.

161. Is that supposed to be a compliment?

162. Speaking of eye color, Meido's eyes are gorgeous too.

163. Y-You are too kind.

164. Uh, I've never seen her eyes, though! She's always smiling gently!

165. Come to think of it, neither have I.

166. Don't you live together?

167. She's always smiling gently.

168. "What color are her eyes?"

169. Meido's eyes...

170. are rainbow.

171. What race is she meant to be?

172. What? Wanna see! Stop smiling, aye!

173. I cannot. A maid should always appear pleased to serve her mistress.

174. I'll allow it. I haven't seen them in a while myself.

175. If you say so.

176. Your wish is my command.

177. How'd this bundle of quirks slip under the radar for so long?

178. Oh dear.

179. My facial muscles are disobeying me.

180. Seriously, how'd you slip under the radar?

181. I've smiled for so long, they must have become stuck.

182. I don't want to see a forced smile!

183. I am profusely sorry.

184. Are ya crying?

185. My eyelids will not part.

186. Nightmare fuel!

187. As Hahari-sama's personal maid,

188. disobeying her order is a deplorable offense!

189. Begone, eyelids.

190. I shall fetch a scalpel.

191. Don't cut them off!

192. Forget what I said! We don't need to see your eyes!

193. As you wish.

194. Meido's is so loyal, it's almost scary sometimes.

195. If she order ya to take cyanide, what will ya do?

196. Take it, of course.

197. That would simply make you an android.

198. Look who's talking.

199. Y'know, I've always wondered when I see closed-eyes characters in manga...

200. How are you able to see like that?

201. What gives you the impression that I can see?

202. So you can't?

203. How do you even live?

204. By hearing and sensing things.

205. Huh?

206. Why'd a flower pot fall out the sky?

207. Are you all right, Aijo-sama?

208. Y-Yes, thank you very much.

209. She's amazing. She did that with her eyes closed.

210. Again, somebody explain the pot!

211. Still wanna see them rainbow eyes, though, aye!

212. "Boo."

213. Whoa, that startled me!

214. And you startled me! What was that for?

215. Oh, was Shizuka-san trying to startle Meido-san?

216. And get her to open her eyes?

217. Shizuka-chan is too cute!

218. In that case...

219. Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!

220. I told you, you are not using that!

221. If Hahari-sama orders me to be sprayed with it, I will.

222. I would never! That is terrifying!

223. Announcing these actions beforehand is ineffective.

224. Huh... Nano, what are you thinking?

225. One must catch the target unawares.

226. Thank you for everything, Hahari-sama.

227. She's unfazed!

228. A maid must never leave her master without expressing her gratitude.

229. That's not fealty, it's pure, unadulterated fear!

230. It was an act.

231. Before stabbing her,

232. I retracted the blade.

233. Shizuka-senpai?

234. She started crying!

235. Y-Yoshimoto Shizuka...

236. I didn't mean to...

237. No... Nobody's in the wrong here!

238. Sheesh. Getting her to open her eyes should be easy.

239. Kurumi?

240. Here.

241. Try this sweet bun.

242. Go ahead.

243. What are you, a dog?

244. Gladly, then.

245. A sweet bun to open her eyes?

246. What's in there, wasabi? Tabasco?

247. Thank you. That was delicious.

248. It was delicious?

249. But why?

250. Yummy food should make your eyes snap wide open!

251. That's just you!

252. I have heard that good food and good times can make people open their eyes wide.

253. Looky-looky. Stay... stay... stay...

254. What makes you happy, Meido-san?

255. Hahari-sama's happiness is my happiness.

256. And what makes Mother happy?

257. Go!

258. Getting cozy with Rentaro-chan and the rest of you.

259. I see...

260. Okay, Karane-san. Go get cozy with Mother.

261. Why don't you do it?

262. Uh, but that would be incest, you know?

263. How far are we going, here?

264. Come to me, Karane-chan.

265. Are you stupid? Why would I ever?

266. Quit pushing me, you stupid daughter!

267. Oh...

268. She smells just like Hakari...

269. I can't believe you were actually going to do it!

270. What do you want me to do?

271. Hakari, I know you're jealous, but you shouldn't throw her.

272. No! I-I-I wasn't!

273. I was so close! This is too cruel!

274. We'll get cozy with you, aye.

275. "Cheer up, will you?"

276. Whoo! Little girl burger!

277. Hahari-sama looks so happy.

278. Startling her didn't work, nor did making her happy.

279. But everyone wants to see Meido-san's eyes.

280. Think, damn it!

281. It's your job as boyfriend to show your girlfriends what they want to see!

282. How about we make her laugh?

283. But she's been smiling the whole time.

284. Laugh, not smile.

285. She might be the type who laughs with her eyes open.

286. Only villains do that! What's up, people?

287. How would we do that, anyway?

288. Well, uh... I know!

289. Let me tell you about a funny mistake.

290. Kusuri-senpai shared a brain teaser the other day.

291. Totoro, Totoro, Totoro, Totoro.

292. Totoro, Totoro!

293. What's the slimy food traditionally eaten for good health on January 7th?

294. Tororo yam!

295. Bzzt. It's seven-green porridge!

296. Tororo yam is eaten on the 3rd.

297. Stop that! You're making me crave tororo yam!

298. Man, now I want to watch it again.

299. Watch what?

300. You know...

301. Tororo ro Tororo.

302. What?

303. The teaser made it hard to say Tonari no Totoro for My Neighbor Totoro right.

304. Yeah, laughing isn't opening her eyes.

305. Tororo ro Tororo!

306. Heh... Tororo ro...

307. But you know what?

308. That wasn't me...

309. Tororo ro Tororo.

310. Tororo ro Tororo.

311. What?

312. It was actually Hahari-san.

313. Hey!

314. Huh? Why?

315. How'd that get her eyes open?

316. O-Oh, you know...

317. Since her constant smile is a show of loyalty,

318. I figured she would also not want to laugh at her own mistress,

319. which would force her to stop smiling.

320. A perfect plan!

321. Really were rainbow, aye!

322. Come on, Rentaro-chan. Forget about that already.

323. I'm sorry.

324. But it was so cute, I can't stop thinking about it.

325. Ohohohohoho?

326. Meido, did you fall in love with Rentaro-chan's handsome face at first sight?

327. What? I can totally relate!

328. The maid really nice, so it be good to have her in the Rentaro Family, aye.

329. "I'm with ya on that one."

330. She always makes the best tea.

331. She's very helpful all the time.

332. No.

333. I could never harbor feelings for my mistress Hahari-sama's lover.

334. That would be deplorable.

335. I will never have a romantic relationship with Aijo-sama, even if it kills me.

336. But... Meido-san!

337. No, Meido. You must put your feelings first.

338. As you wish.

339. Aijo-sama, will you please go out with me?

340. But... Meido-san!

341. There was another girlfriend hidden nearby!

342. Will you be able to develop a romance with Meido Mei, for whom loyalty is everything,

343. Aijo Rentaro?

344. I would even be your concubine.

345. But... Meido-san!