1. Congrats.Copy !req
2. Yay!Copy !req
3. There, there. No crying.Copy !req
4. Hoo boy.Copy !req
5. I gave away all my buttons.Copy !req
6. O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.Copy !req
7. Asakawa-san.Copy !req
8. I like you! Please...Copy !req
9. Go out with me!Copy !req
10. Aijo-kun.Copy !req
11. Same here.Copy !req
12. You're so cheerful, friendly,
and straightforward,Copy !req
13. and you're incredibly nice to everyone.Copy !req
14. And that's why I...Copy !req
15. li...Copy !req
16. I like you, too, but...Copy !req
17. Just the idea of dating you
makes me wanna puke.Copy !req
18. I can't, sorry!Copy !req
19. Way to go from "Sick!" to sick!Copy !req
20. A wild ride from heaven to hell.Copy !req
21. It was the first ever rejection
that made me wanna die.Copy !req
22. Today... my romance died.Copy !req
23. Cheer up, Rentaro.Copy !req
24. Quit looking like a doomer
falling into darkness, dude.Copy !req
25. What would that even look like?Copy !req
26. Like that.Copy !req
27. By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?Copy !req
28. Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?Copy !req
29. Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!Copy !req
30. Wow, now you've ruined
every single memory we've ever shared!Copy !req
31. That rejection was...Copy !req
32. my one hundredth.Copy !req
33. I'm amazed you had the nerve
to keep going after the first ninety-nine.Copy !req
34. I dub thee...Copy !req
35. Sir Flirts-a-Lot.Copy !req
36. Stop that!Copy !req
37. I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!Copy !req
38. How'd you even get to 100?
When did you first ask a girl out?Copy !req
39. I'll never forget the day it happened.Copy !req
40. A... A-tan...Copy !req
41. I was eight months old.Copy !req
42. Wub you!Copy !req
43. I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!Copy !req
44. No!Copy !req
45. No, no!Copy !req
46. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
47. Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!Copy !req
48. I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"Copy !req
49. I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
at each other instead of snowballs!Copy !req
50. And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!Copy !req
51. I really don't get it, though.
Why do you keep getting rejected?Copy !req
52. You've got the looks,
and you're smart and athletic.Copy !req
53. You're nice to everyoneCopy !req
54. and popular with both boys and girls.Copy !req
55. Talk about laying it on thick!
Are you into me or something?Copy !req
56. Anyway, take care, Rentaro.Copy !req
57. Don't die, even if your rejection streak
keeps going in high school.Copy !req
58. Could you not jinx the next chapter
in my life already, my good Friend A?Copy !req
59. I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!Copy !req
60. Please let me land a girlfriend
and lead a high school life filled with joy!Copy !req
61. Worry not.Copy !req
62. I'm over here.Copy !req
63. Gah! A donation box thief!Copy !req
64. What kind of thief shows up like this?Copy !req
65. I am the very god of this shrine.Copy !req
66. What kind of god shows up like this?Copy !req
67. Worry not, Rentaro.Copy !req
68. It is written in the stars that you'll meet
your destined chick in high school.Copy !req
69. My... destined chick?Copy !req
70. Indeed.Copy !req
71. No way! The chick...Copy !req
72. Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?Copy !req
73. Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.Copy !req
74. What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?Copy !req
75. No, I mean your soulmate.Copy !req
76. The person who was chosen for you at birth.Copy !req
77. Your ideal romantic partner.Copy !req
78. My ideal... romantic partner?Copy !req
79. Exactly.Copy !req
80. When two soulmates meet,
a sudden shock runs through their bodies.Copy !req
81. And they instantly fall
head over heels for each other.Copy !req
82. It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.Copy !req
83. Head over heels... for each other?Copy !req
84. Indeed.Copy !req
85. But it bears noting that women
will know the very moment this happens,Copy !req
86. while men will only realize it
gradually over time.Copy !req
87. Women will the know the moment this happens,Copy !req
88. while men only realize it over time?Copy !req
89. So repetitive!Copy !req
90. Quit repeating after me!Copy !req
91. We've barely got enough time to cover
everything we need to in episode one!Copy !req
92. If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"Copy !req
93. that would royally suck! For me, especially!Copy !req
94. O-Okay, let's move on!Copy !req
95. And soulmates are fated to meet
at a specific point in their lives.Copy !req
96. Too quick to switch gears, even!Copy !req
97. But what about the people
who remain single their whole life?Copy !req
98. Of course, not everyone
gets to have a soulmate.Copy !req
99. The ones who do are truly blessed.Copy !req
100. I see.Copy !req
101. Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
school and have a joyful romance with them?Copy !req
102. Indeed. And what's more...Copy !req
103. In high school, you will meet a grand totalCopy !req
104. of one hundred soulmates!Copy !req
105. A hundred?Copy !req
106. You'll have your pick of the girls.
Aren't you happy?Copy !req
107. A-Aw, come on... My pick?Copy !req
108. If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?Copy !req
109. Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!Copy !req
110. Finally, the entrance ceremony!Copy !req
111. Not that there was much waiting involved,
given we skipped here right after graduation.Copy !req
112. Now, we head to our respective classesCopy !req
113. to get a rundown of the school rules...Copy !req
114. Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
115. That hurt! Watch where you're going!Copy !req
116. Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.Copy !req
117. Huh? Wh-What was that?Copy !req
118. I just felt a shock run through
my whole body. Could it be...Copy !req
119. Are they who god was talking about?Copy !req
120. Are they...Copy !req
121. my soulmates?Copy !req
122. Ack!Copy !req
123. Quit staring at them!Copy !req
124. They don't know anything!
They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!Copy !req
125. Are...Copy !req
126. Are you two okay?Copy !req
127. Er...Copy !req
128. Wh-What's wrong?Copy !req
129. My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.Copy !req
130. Could you help me
to the nurse's office, please?Copy !req
131. O-Of course! How bad is it?Copy !req
132. Does it hurt a lot?Copy !req
133. Oh, no! It's not too bad.Copy !req
134. I'm so sorry. Like, for real!Copy !req
135. What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate
as soon as he meets her?Copy !req
136. Get your act together, damn it!Copy !req
137. He's crying so much,
just because he hurt a total stranger!Copy !req
138. What a kind soul!Copy !req
139. Are you okay? Can you stand?Copy !req
140. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
141. I... I-It...Copy !req
142. It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
I could lean on you or anything, okay?Copy !req
143. What in the...?Copy !req
144. Wait.Copy !req
145. Are you hurt, too?Copy !req
146. Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
You got a problem with that?Copy !req
147. What am I, some kind of living,
breathing Deathstar?Copy !req
148. What kinda messed-up way do you have
to walk to hurt everyone you touch?Copy !req
149. What's the matter?Copy !req
150. He's having a seizure?Copy !req
151. Huh?Copy !req
152. What?Copy !req
153. You two can stand?Copy !req
154. Owie. Ouchie.Copy !req
155. Q-Quit messing around and help us already!Copy !req
156. Oh, uh... Sure.Copy !req
157. Wait, why does it look like
I'm the one being carried?Copy !req
158. Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
with the three of us all bunched up.Copy !req
159. H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
You're making me lose my balance, too!Copy !req
160. No, it's you!Copy !req
161. No, you!Copy !req
162. Hey, stop...Copy !req
163. What is even going on?
Am I dreaming?Copy !req
164. They're clinging to me like cicadas!Copy !req
165. I'm the luckiest
telephone pole in the universe!Copy !req
166. L-Let's just hurry
to the nurse's office already.Copy !req
167. I feel like I'm gonna flip over
and turn into a girl.Copy !req
168. Real life ain't Reversi.Copy !req
169. Oh, r-right.Copy !req
170. I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
How about you two?Copy !req
171. I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.Copy !req
172. I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.Copy !req
173. Hmph! So we're classmates!Copy !req
174. We're in the same class, huh?Copy !req
175. Stereo introductions!Copy !req
176. Did you hear about
this school's love superstition?Copy !req
177. Could we maybe go one at a time?Copy !req
178. Please give me one more chance.Copy !req
179. There's a field of pink clovers
in the courtyard.Copy !req
180. If you find a four-leaf clover there
and ask someone out with it,Copy !req
181. they'll definitely say yes, apparently!Copy !req
182. The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!Copy !req
183. Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!Copy !req
184. I just remembered something I need to do!Copy !req
185. I just remembered something I gotta do!Copy !req
186. So your legs are fine now?Copy !req
187. I didn't expect to help a teacher
look for his contacts after school,Copy !req
188. Found it!Copy !req
189. nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.Copy !req
190. Thank you! I'll give you
a hundred million extra credits!Copy !req
191. I'd hoped to see those girls
again after school,Copy !req
192. but I guess that's not happening.Copy !req
193. They both ran off somewhere...Copy !req
194. Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!Copy !req
195. Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...Copy !req
196. They're going at it!Copy !req
197. Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover
since school ended four hours ago?Copy !req
198. Who does that?Copy !req
199. And they're trying so hard, too...Copy !req
200. Is it for me?Copy !req
201. I can't just stand by and watch!Copy !req
202. I guess they've all been picked by now.Copy !req
203. But surely I can find one...Copy !req
204. Inda-san.Copy !req
205. Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?Copy !req
206. Aijo?Copy !req
207. W-What? I'm not looking for
a four-leaf clover or anything!Copy !req
208. Uh...Copy !req
209. Right! It's just, I...Copy !req
210. I suddenly felt the need to go,
so I'm just looking for a good spot!Copy !req
211. You sure you wanna go with that?
You're just making things worse for yourself!Copy !req
212. Wait, where's Hanazono-san?Copy !req
213. Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
Bathroom break, maybe?Copy !req
214. Oh. Well, in that case...Copy !req
215. Here.Copy !req
216. You must be tired, so have a drink.Copy !req
217. Huh? Wh-What?Copy !req
218. What're you playing at?Copy !req
219. I-I don't get it.Copy !req
220. Right, figures.Copy !req
221. I'm being kinda gross, huh?
We only just met and all.Copy !req
222. Y...Copy !req
223. You're being so gross,
I'm gonna throw it all up,Copy !req
224. but I'll drink it just so
it doesn't go to waste!Copy !req
225. I'm not trying to put you through
all that pain and suffering, though!Copy !req
226. A-Anyway, it's getting late.
You should go home.Copy !req
227. I-I don't need you tell me!
I was about to do just that!Copy !req
228. H-Hey, uh...Copy !req
229. Th-Thanks.Copy !req
230. Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!Copy !req
231. H-Hmph!Copy !req
232. It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?Copy !req
233. I'm getting mixed signals!Copy !req
234. Huh? Aijo-kun?Copy !req
235. Hanazono-san.Copy !req
236. Wh-What are you doing here?Copy !req
237. Oh, uh...Copy !req
238. It looked like you two'd been looking for
a four-leaf clover all this time,Copy !req
239. so I bought you some drinks.Copy !req
240. Here. For you, if you'd like.Copy !req
241. Aw, you shouldn't have...Copy !req
242. Oh, but I always struggle to finish
a whole can by myself.Copy !req
243. Could you please have half of it for me?Copy !req
244. It's the perfect scheme!Copy !req
245. Now I can share an indirect kiss
with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!Copy !req
246. I get it.Copy !req
247. I was worried about 350ml being too much,
so I got you a 190ml can, too.Copy !req
248. Way to go, me.Copy !req
249. B-B-But...Copy !req
250. Half of 350ml is 175ml,
and 190ml is 15ml more than that.Copy !req
251. I really don't think
I could finish it by myself.Copy !req
252. Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?Copy !req
253. W-Well, if you insist.Copy !req
254. Please.Copy !req
255. Okay, here I go.Copy !req
256. How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?Copy !req
257. Here. Hopefully, that should do it.Copy !req
258. Thank you so much.Copy !req
259. Wait!Copy !req
260. Isn't this an indirect kiss?Copy !req
261. An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.Copy !req
262. I-Indirect...Copy !req
263. kiss!Copy !req
264. Hanazono-san?Copy !req
265. I didn't know you liked that drink so much!Copy !req
266. My indirect ki...Copy !req
267. Hanazono-san.Copy !req
268. You've got splashes on your skirt.
Use this to wipe off.Copy !req
269. Huh? H-Hanazono-san?Copy !req
270. Aijo-kun.Copy !req
271. I... I love you!Copy !req
272. Please go out with me!Copy !req
273. Wh-What?Copy !req
274. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
275. I know this is too sudden. But...Copy !req
276. I feel like I'm already
head over heels for you.Copy !req
277. And it seems I'm not the only one
who feels that way.Copy !req
278. So I thought I had to say it now,
or else I'd regret it forever.Copy !req
279. It's the first time
any girl has ever asked me out.Copy !req
280. I'm over the moon!Copy !req
281. I...Copy !req
282. I-Inda-san?Copy !req
283. What's with all those cans?Copy !req
284. It's not like I wanted to pay you backCopy !req
285. but couldn't figure out what you liked
and bought one of everything, okay?Copy !req
286. I appreciate the thought,
but you really shouldn't have!Copy !req
287. Who died and let you cut in line?Copy !req
288. Whatever could you mean?Copy !req
289. I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.Copy !req
290. You just said you weren't
the only one! I heard you!Copy !req
291. I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?Copy !req
292. Bit late for that, isn't it?Copy !req
293. H-Hmph!Copy !req
294. But, hey, if you want to go out with me
so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.Copy !req
295. I've never seen anyone ask someone out
like they're doing them a favor before.Copy !req
296. No, what I mean to say is...Copy !req
297. I... I love you, too, Aijo.Copy !req
298. Please go out with me.Copy !req
299. Hanazono-san.Copy !req
300. Inda-san.Copy !req
301. Aijo.Copy !req
302. Aijo-kun.Copy !req
303. Who's it gonna be? Pick one!Copy !req
304. Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!Copy !req
305. F...Copy !req
306. Find out after this short break.Copy !req
307. I'm gonna kick your ass!Copy !req
308. I...Copy !req
309. I seriously can't choose!Copy !req
310. They're both so attractive.
There's no way I could choose.Copy !req
311. Is it because they're both my soulmates?Copy !req
312. I asked them to wait
until tomorrow for my response...Copy !req
313. But what do I do?Copy !req
314. But of course.Copy !req
315. They're your soulmates,
both your ideal romantic partner.Copy !req
316. It's impossible for you to pick one.Copy !req
317. How do others do it?Copy !req
318. What do the people who meet
two soulmates at once like me handle it?Copy !req
319. About that...Copy !req
320. Normally, any given person
only has one soulmate.Copy !req
321. Something monumental just happened
to coincide with your birth.Copy !req
322. It caused me, the god of love,
to make a horrible mistake.Copy !req
323. What? What was it?Copy !req
324. It was a Friday.Copy !req
325. Fortress in the Sky
was airing on TV while I was working.Copy !req
326. You're a god!
Why are you watching TV as you work?Copy !req
327. L-Listen, hear me out!Copy !req
328. It was my first watch!
My first exposure to Balus!Copy !req
329. I'll wait three minutes.Copy !req
330. Your first Balus?Copy !req
331. Balus!Copy !req
332. Spectacular!Copy !req
333. That's understandable...Copy !req
334. my ass!Copy !req
335. You know Fortress in the Sky is a 100/100!Copy !req
336. That's not the point!Copy !req
337. Why'd you even put your score down there?Copy !req
338. Heck, if it's one soulmate just person,
why not just print that part, too?Copy !req
339. Damn it all! What have you done to my life?Copy !req
340. If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
a happy life not worrying about all this!Copy !req
341. Not to kick you while you're down,
but it gets worse.Copy !req
342. There's more?Copy !req
343. When a person meets their soulmate,
they can love each other and be together.Copy !req
344. But if that doesn't come to pass,
all sorts of horrible stuff happens to themCopy !req
345. and they die.Copy !req
346. Having a soulmate is such a blessing,Copy !req
347. it uses up a whole lifetime's
worth of good luck.Copy !req
348. As such, if one fails to match
with them, only misfortune awaits.Copy !req
349. So, you mean to say...Copy !req
350. If I go out with one of them...Copy !req
351. Yes. The other will die.Copy !req
352. How the heck am I supposed to choose now?Copy !req
353. The hell do you expect me to do,
for crying out loud?Copy !req
354. Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.Copy !req
355. This can't be happening to me!Copy !req
356. The girl I don't pick will die?Copy !req
357. What can I do?Copy !req
358. Hang on. What if...Copy !req
359. Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.Copy !req
360. I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
I will go out with you, of course.Copy !req
361. But keep it a secret
so she doesn't find out, okay?Copy !req
362. That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!Copy !req
363. I can save both of them from certain death!Copy !req
364. Good morning, you two.Copy !req
365. Good morning, Aijo-kun.Copy !req
366. Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...Copy !req
367. What the hell happened to you?Copy !req
368. Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
369. So...Copy !req
370. Have you decided on your answer?Copy !req
371. Yeah.Copy !req
372. I want both of you to be my girlfriends!Copy !req
373. Wh...Copy !req
374. You wha?Copy !req
375. Both of us? Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
376. I know how crazy this sounds!Copy !req
377. But...Copy !req
378. That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!Copy !req
379. I can save both of them from certain death!Copy !req
380. How stupid am I?Copy !req
381. The two of them opened up to me
and told me how they felt.Copy !req
382. I know better than anyoneCopy !req
383. how much courage it takes
to confess your love to another person!Copy !req
384. There are lines that
should never be crossed, man!Copy !req
385. I just couldn't decide.Copy !req
386. I love you both so much,Copy !req
387. I couldn't pick only one!Copy !req
388. I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.Copy !req
389. I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!Copy !req
390. So I'm begging you two!Copy !req
391. Please go out with me!Copy !req
392. Y...Copy !req
393. You can sweet-talk me all you want,
two-timing is just not on...Copy !req
394. Pink...Copy !req
395. four-leaf clovers?Copy !req
396. Two of them, no less!Copy !req
397. We searched for so long together,
and we couldn't even find one!Copy !req
398. H-How'd you get those?Copy !req
399. Well, last night...Copy !req
400. I called a teacher
and asked them to let me back in.Copy !req
401. Oh, you're the one who found
my contacts. Sure, anything for you.Copy !req
402. Thank you so much!Copy !req
403. You spent all night looking?Copy !req
404. Wh-What an idiot!Copy !req
405. You're in high school, and you still
believe that stupid superstition?Copy !req
406. Inda-san, please stop.Copy !req
407. Your words are coming back
to bite both you and me.Copy !req
408. Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
how much you care for us!Copy !req
409. I'm still not letting you talk me into
accepting something as trashy as two-timing!Copy !req
410. Huh? Oh, sorry.Copy !req
411. That's not what I was going for at all.Copy !req
412. Then what the hell are you trying to do?Copy !req
413. Down, Inda-san.Copy !req
414. You two-timing piece of trash!
You must be crazy!Copy !req
415. I know you acted all smug only to swing
and miss, but that's no reason to rage.Copy !req
416. Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!Copy !req
417. It's just, you two were trying
so hard to find these.Copy !req
418. Nag, nag! Nag, nag!Copy !req
419. It made me think you like
this kind of romantic gesture.Copy !req
420. So I figured, if I gave you
these along with my answer,Copy !req
421. it might make you happy.Copy !req
422. V-Very well. I accept.Copy !req
423. I don't mind you two-timing me.Copy !req
424. Excuse me?Copy !req
425. Have you lost your mind, too?Copy !req
426. I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.Copy !req
427. I can't even imagine falling in love
with anyone else anymore.Copy !req
428. If it's between this and rejection,
then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.Copy !req
429. So I hope you'll take
good care of me, Rentaro-kun.Copy !req
430. M-Me, too!Copy !req
431. You better treat me right, or you'll pay!Copy !req
432. Oh? What happened to
"two-timing is just not on"?Copy !req
433. I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!Copy !req
434. Yeah, I promise.Copy !req
435. I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!Copy !req
436. And so begins Rentaro's
unprecedented pure-love harem life.Copy !req
437. But we mustn't forget:Copy !req
438. There are 98 more soulmates to come!Copy !req
439. What will Rentaro do?Copy !req
440. Will he leave the rest of this
endless barrage of soulmates to die?Copy !req
441. Or will he choose to love every single one?Copy !req
442. Is he gonna go for a century?Copy !req
443. Are you gonna be hundred-timing,Copy !req
444. Rentaro?Copy !req