1. Hello there!
I'm Donnie Cosey!Copy !req
2. and I'm here for A Prayer
And A Pint which, this week,Copy !req
3. comes from deep beneath the earth
at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN.Copy !req
4. SILENCECopy !req
5. Oh, that's much quieter!Copy !req
6. And I'm joined here
in the canteen at CERNCopy !req
7. by Doctor of Physics, Mr Rowland
Kane. Will you have a pint?Copy !req
8. I would love a pint.Copy !req
9. Cheers.Copy !req
10. And Rowland and the other boffins
here at the Large Hadron ColliderCopy !req
11. are up to something rather exciting,Copy !req
12. because they're trying
to blow up the universe,Copy !req
13. which, I have to say, Rowland,Copy !req
14. to a layman like me, sounds
like a terrible idea.Copy !req
15. So what's all that about?Copy !req
16. That's not what we're trying to do.Copy !req
17. Right, so what went wrong?Copy !req
18. No, Donnie, we're trying to
recreate the conditions that existedCopy !req
19. the tiniest, tiniest fraction
of a second after the Big Bang.Copy !req
20. So... ng.Copy !req
21. What?Copy !req
22. BANNNNNGGG...Copy !req
23. And actually, it is
making a bit of a "nng" noise.Copy !req
24. Well, that may be why.Copy !req
25. And I must say, Rowland,
if that's a large hadron collider,Copy !req
26. I don't much fancy standing next
to an enormous one.Copy !req
27. And a lot of the work here is, of
course, still carried out by hand.Copy !req
28. But now it's time for a hymn.Copy !req
29. And this week,
it comes with an apologyCopy !req
30. to our regular correspondents, Phil
and Meg McQueen of Sulky Abbott,Copy !req
31. which is, of course, in Sussex, and
not, as I previously read out, Bumsex.Copy !req
32. Sorry about that.
Red faces all round.Copy !req
33. And to make up for it, here'sCopy !req
34. All I Want To Do, All I Want To Do,
All I Want To Do is Praise Him.Copy !req
35. And do join us next week
when A Prayer And A PintCopy !req
36. is coming from the Mir space
station in Colliers Wood.Copy !req
37. Cheers.
ORGAN INTRODUCTIONCopy !req
38. What's so scary is
they're among us now.Copy !req
39. Any one of us could be
one of them - the machines.Copy !req
40. I ain't no fracking machine.Copy !req
41. Frack those fracking machines.
Isn't that right, Colin?Copy !req
42. Does not compute! Does not compute!Copy !req
43. You're right there, Colin.Copy !req
44. Do you want gravy with that, love?Copy !req
45. Negative. Oil. Must eat oil.Copy !req
46. Oil, Colin?Copy !req
47. Colin loves his oil.Copy !req
48. Oil.Copy !req
49. Let's hear it for the dreamers...Copy !req
50. the ones who think
anything is possible.Copy !req
51. This is for the thrill seekers...Copy !req
52. the excitement lovers who think
you can never have too much fun.Copy !req
53. The ones who live for today...Copy !req
54. And who think big, not small.Copy !req
55. Welcome to the lottery
way of thinking.Copy !req
56. Think lottery.Copy !req
57. 15-inch wireless slim top with
the new tabby cat operating system.Copy !req
58. Tidy. Slashing edge.Copy !req
59. So we're looking at, what, at £1,800
with all the bells and wizards?Copy !req
60. 1,800 and you get
Power Carpet thrown in.Copy !req
61. Power Carpet, naturally.Copy !req
62. Any up grabs it might need are available
from the Install Wow download.Copy !req
63. There's a hub for
lineless jack-in, obviously.Copy !req
64. Eight times as thick
as you'd get at home.Copy !req
65. Octofat, nice.Copy !req
66. Thank you, I'll take it.Copy !req
67. Where do I pay?Copy !req
68. No, no, I'm the customer.Copy !req
69. What? I'm the customer,
you're the shop assistant.Copy !req
70. No, I'm definitely the customer.
You've got the shirt.Copy !req
71. I'm just brand loyal.Copy !req
72. I don't work here. Look, I'm
sure we said I was the customer.Copy !req
73. No, I'm the customer
because I'm standingCopy !req
74. on the customer side
of the shopping table.Copy !req
75. Is this still the shop sketch?Copy !req
76. Yes, we agreed to make it modern.Copy !req
77. We shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
78. We can't stay in the past -
shops have changed.Copy !req
79. Not in sketches.Copy !req
80. I told you - you need a
bell and a wooden counterCopy !req
81. and a man wearing brown
overalls who says, "Hello, sir,Copy !req
82. "welcome to the computer shop.
How can I help you today?"Copy !req
83. Where do you go shopping?Copy !req
84. The last time anyone did that, this
would have been the size of a bus.Copy !req
85. We could make the computer bigger.Copy !req
86. No, this is what
these shops are like now.Copy !req
87. It's just confusing.Copy !req
88. I mean, we could be anywhere.Copy !req
89. Are we in heaven?Copy !req
90. We'd have harps.Copy !req
91. And, to be strictly realistic,
you wouldn't even be in a shop.Copy !req
92. You can pick one of those
up for half the price online.Copy !req
93. Good call. Start again?Copy !req
94. It's probably for the best.Copy !req
95. Perfect, 16-inch slim top, Tabby Cat
OS, four Tetra Bix of Wintelligence.Copy !req
96. Just go to checkout.Copy !req
97. BELL PINGSCopy !req
98. Hello, sir. Welcome to the internet
shop. How can I help you?Copy !req
99. I'd like to buy a computer, please.Copy !req
100. SHE WAILSCopy !req
101. Thank you.Copy !req
102. So, Felicity, how did it go?Copy !req
103. Well, Ian, I went in there,
put my heart and soul into it,Copy !req
104. really gave it my heart and soul
and, at the end of the day,Copy !req
105. speaking from my heart and soul,
that's really all I could have done.Copy !req
106. Is it, though? What?Copy !req
107. Putting your heart and soul into it,Copy !req
108. is that really all you could have done?
What about practising?Copy !req
109. Or learning the words?
Or trying to stay in tune?Copy !req
110. Aren't all those things
quite important?Copy !req
111. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, Ian,
I went in there today,Copy !req
112. put my heart and soul on the line,
really gave it my heart and soul.Copy !req
113. And, at the end of the day, coming
right from my heart and soul now,Copy !req
114. there's really nothing else
I could have done.Copy !req
115. Yeah, but technically
there is, though. What?Copy !req
116. Well, you could have got
up early and rehearsed,Copy !req
117. you could have dressed like a proper singer
instead of getting trussed up in leatherCopy !req
118. like some Tory MP two seconds
before a fatal wanking accident,Copy !req
119. you could have picked
a funky, modern tuneCopy !req
120. instead of that sort of
depressing Mariah Carey thingCopy !req
121. that sounded like something
a taxi driver would listen toCopy !req
122. whilst burning photo
albums in a lay-by,Copy !req
123. or you could have worked
on your vocal technique,Copy !req
124. which was a bit
hoarse and shouty.Copy !req
125. I don't mean to be rude but
you put me in mind of a dogCopy !req
126. trying to bark the alphabet.
Is any of this helping?Copy !req
127. But I put my heart and soul
into a that performance.Copy !req
128. Yeah, but in the real world,
that's not really good enough,Copy !req
129. which, if you think about it,
Felicity, is probably whyCopy !req
130. you are still living with your gran
and working in that Biro factory.Copy !req
131. In real life, as opposed to the
happy-clappy rainbow fantasy worldCopy !req
132. that you see fit
to fly throughCopy !req
133. on your winged unicorn of delusion,
sincerity is no excuse for failure.Copy !req
134. Pilots don't say,
"Sorry I killed 300 peopleCopy !req
135. and sheared the roof
off that church.Copy !req
136. "I was giving it too much
heart and soul."Copy !req
137. My kids are watching this.Copy !req
138. Kids? Yeah, brilliant,
because of course,Copy !req
139. having children is sort of like
a way of achieving somethingCopy !req
140. without needing any talent,
which, if you think about it,Copy !req
141. is a metaphor for
your whole life.Copy !req
142. I hate you.Copy !req
143. You're a horrible presenter.Copy !req
144. Actually, Felicity,
I'm not a presenter at all.Copy !req
145. I just come here on my lunch
break and do this for fun.Copy !req
146. Tissue?Copy !req
147. They reckon the machines have
infiltrated this ship now.Copy !req
148. What, this ship? The flagship?Copy !req
149. Fracking machines. Affirmative.Copy !req
150. You off your food, Colin?
Do you want something else instead?Copy !req
151. Electric. Must eat electric.Copy !req
152. You know, one of themCopy !req
153. killed Gavin, trying to get
to the security level.Copy !req
154. Fracking machines.Copy !req
155. Franking toasters.Copy !req
156. Thanks, Colin.Copy !req
157. I think it might be Bob.Copy !req
158. What other supermarkets hide in
sausages, we hide everywhere.Copy !req
159. Just look at these
giveaway-style bargains.Copy !req
160. Taste-watch Vegeta-Bitz
in breadcrumbs, only 18p.Copy !req
161. Heat-style magazine
in breadcrumbs, only 95p.Copy !req
162. Frozen party pack of
deep-fried ranch-styleCopy !req
163. dinosaur flavour fun
shapes in breadcrumbs, 9p.Copy !req
164. That's the Didldidi difference.Copy !req
165. Didldidi -
wake up and smell the shopping.Copy !req
166. Bloody hell!
Typical! Have you read this?Copy !req
167. Yes, and I agree with you. Oh, right.Copy !req
168. Hang on, no you haven't.Copy !req
169. OK, what?Copy !req
170. Scientists say that future generationsCopy !req
171. have a very real possibility
of living indefinitely.Copy !req
172. Oh, good.
Don't be an idiot. Did you hear me?Copy !req
173. Future generations, not us. Right.Copy !req
174. Don't you know what that means?Copy !req
175. It means we're going to be the
unluckiest generation ever. Why?Copy !req
176. Because we're going to be the
last ones to die, you dick! Well...Copy !req
177. We're going to be, like,
dying and being looked afterCopy !req
178. and leaving all our money to a bloody
bunch of immortal super-beings.Copy !req
179. David, are you jealous? What? Are you
jealous of your future unborn children?Copy !req
180. Do you want your
unborn children to die?Copy !req
181. I mean, not actually see them die,Copy !req
182. but you'd want to know
that one day they will?Copy !req
183. You'd look into the eyes of your
child, all full of hope and wonder,Copy !req
184. and console yourself with the thought
that they, too, will age and fail.Copy !req
185. Can you just drop the whole
sanctimonious fatherhood thing?Copy !req
186. What? "Oh, David, now I've got a baby
I feel all different about everything. "Copy !req
187. "Oh, David, just you wait, David,Copy !req
188. till you've got a baby,
then you'll feel the same.Copy !req
189. "You won't want to
kill or hate any more."Copy !req
190. Look... "Can we not do
the baby death sketch?Copy !req
191. It just makes me a bit squeamish
now I've got a baby."Copy !req
192. You vetoed all those
back pain sketches.Copy !req
193. There is nothing funny
about back pain.Copy !req
194. Don't make me out to be the weird oneCopy !req
195. just because I don't like
jokes about children dying.Copy !req
196. I'm not saying all the jokes
have to be about children dying.Copy !req
197. OK. I just think it's mean-spiritedCopy !req
198. to resent your descendants'
potential immortality,Copy !req
199. which, incidentally,
isn't going to happen.Copy !req
200. Oh, hark at Ben Goldacre with his
analysis of the science articles.Copy !req
201. I've seen you take vitamin C.Copy !req
202. I just think you should
calm down about it.Copy !req
203. They'd better sort their
pensions out, I can tell you.Copy !req
204. They will be screwed on their pensions,
smug little immortal bastards.Copy !req
205. That cheers you up, doesn't it?Copy !req
206. Yeah. Smug little bastards.Copy !req
207. LOUD JEERINGCopy !req
208. It's fine - I'll carry it!Copy !req
209. Apparently some of
them don't even knowCopy !req
210. that they're robots,
if you can believe it.Copy !req
211. Does not compute.Copy !req
212. You're right there. But their
programming can kick in at any time.Copy !req
213. Must remember not lose this
top-level-security bio-code.Copy !req
214. With this, they reckon they could shore up
our defences against their next attack.Copy !req
215. At least it should be able to scramble
their codes for a few hours.Copy !req
216. Fracking krunts.Copy !req
217. That could buy us enough
time to get to Moonbase Gemma.Copy !req
218. Yeah.Copy !req
219. Colin, what you doing, mate?
Must destroy humans.Copy !req
220. What? Honestly, Colin.
I'll get you a pudding.Copy !req
221. Coals, please.Copy !req
222. Introducing KatKat, the delicious
new chocolate snack for cats.Copy !req
223. Yes, for you, my feline friend.Copy !req
224. Available in three great flavours -
chocolate mouse and mouse.Copy !req
225. Yes, cats love it.Copy !req
226. Although that was a cat's paw on a
stick. And it's good for them, too.Copy !req
227. I'm sorry, Mrs Dawson,
there was nothing we could do.Copy !req
228. Did he maybe eat too much KatKat?Copy !req
229. No.Copy !req
230. If it helps at all, the
KatKat charitable foundationCopy !req
231. are offering free feline
burial this month.Copy !req
232. That would be kind.
I'm too grief-stricken to dig.Copy !req
233. Excellent.Copy !req
234. New from the KatKat Foundation,
it's KidKat, the cat snack for kids.Copy !req
235. Are you having trouble
getting your kids to eat enough cat?Copy !req
236. Oh, come on, love, eat up your
boiled cat. It's good for you.Copy !req
237. Don't like it.Copy !req
238. How about a KidKat?Copy !req
239. Wow, yes, please!Copy !req
240. Kids love it!Copy !req
241. Though that was a
kid's hand on a stick.Copy !req
242. KidKat, the cat
you can eat between cats.Copy !req
243. I'm so sorry, Mrs Lawson,
there was nothing I could do.Copy !req
244. I don't know where I went wrong.Copy !req
245. We gave him all the cat the
Government recommended and more.Copy !req
246. Chris? Er, quick word? Yes?Copy !req
247. Bit of a weird one.Copy !req
248. Erm, have you been encouraging
parents to feed their children cats?Copy !req
249. Yes, five portions of
cat or kitten a day. Why?Copy !req
250. Well, cats.Copy !req
251. I'm more of a dog person. Fine.Copy !req
252. You're watching the British
Emergency Broadcasting System.Copy !req
253. It's the beginning
of the Second Age.Copy !req
254. Every ending is a beginning.Copy !req
255. And now it's time for the return
of The Quiz Broadcast.Copy !req
256. Hello, good evening,
and come back indoors!Copy !req
257. Regular viewers will rememberCopy !req
258. that in our last broadcast,
they got in and ate Sheila.Copy !req
259. So, round one - what happened next?Copy !req
260. They all died.Copy !req
261. That's right, Peter,
they all just died.Copy !req
262. We didn't kill them -
there were thousands of them.Copy !req
263. They were so angry.
And then they died.Copy !req
264. They died.Copy !req
265. They all just died.Copy !req
266. Why did they all die? We don't know.Copy !req
267. That was question two.Copy !req
268. But they all died.
They used to be us.Copy !req
269. They used to be us.
And they all died.Copy !req
270. Round two is our head-to-head round!Copy !req
271. But there's only me left.Copy !req
272. Yes, but we've still got
Sheila's head!Copy !req
273. Sheila was kind.Copy !req
274. I'm afraid you've dropped
Sheila's head, Peter,Copy !req
275. so the winner of this week's
head-to-head is Sheila!Copy !req
276. Well done, Sheila.
I'm happy for Sheila.Copy !req
277. I'm happy for Sheila.Copy !req
278. Well, I'm afraid that's it for this week's
Quiz Broadcast, as there's no-one else.Copy !req
279. There's no-one else.Copy !req
280. People will come.Copy !req
281. Let's stand together.Copy !req
282. Are you there?Copy !req
283. Yes.Copy !req
284. Oh, God!Copy !req
285. What?Copy !req
286. They're remaking that
Ronnie Corbett sitcom, Sorry.Copy !req
287. What's wrong with that?
It was quite funny.Copy !req
288. "Language, Timothy!" Uh-huh.Copy !req
289. And what else was funny about it?Copy !req
290. He was still living with his mother.Copy !req
291. "Language, Timothy!" It was funny.Copy !req
292. I mean, are they so bereft of ideas
they have to remake old sitcoms?Copy !req
293. It's not a remake, it's more
of are-imagining. Probably.Copy !req
294. I feel sorry for the poor idiot
they've got to carry that one.Copy !req
295. That's a poisoned chalice.
Really?Copy !req
296. The knives'll be out. Look at Clunes.Copy !req
297. Yeah, well, Reggie Perrin was more of
an acquired taste. Everyone loved Sorry.Copy !req
298. Who will they have got to do that?Copy !req
299. I mean, Bradley Walsh? Les Dennis?
Jedward?Copy !req
300. I think they might be looking
a little bit more high end,Copy !req
301. someone who can give it a bit of
gravitas but also bring the funny.Copy !req
302. Oh, David. You didn't.Copy !req
303. It's a smart move!Copy !req
304. We can't be cutting-edge forever.Copy !req
305. Peep Show will end.Copy !req
306. Face it, we're getting older.
We need to go mainstream.Copy !req
307. They're paying you a lot of money,
aren't they?Copy !req
308. I want to spread my wings.Copy !req
309. I want to do something popular
that doesn't involve you.Copy !req
310. Jam and Jerusalem's popular.Copy !req
311. It's been axed,
you insensitive bastard.Copy !req
312. Look, we can't carry on working as a
duo forever. This could be my Porridge.Copy !req
313. No, this could be your Sorry.Copy !req
314. Oh, fuck off.Copy !req
315. "Language, Timothy!"Copy !req
316. So we're all agreed that
that's the best way to do it?Copy !req
317. Absolutely. It's so simple.Copy !req
318. No messing around with
poison-tipped umbrellas or snipers.Copy !req
319. We just get a chauffeur drunk...Copy !req
320. Slightly drunk.Copy !req
321. .. and assume that he'll
crash the car. Yeah.Copy !req
322. As long as we pay for a bunch
of motorcycling photographersCopy !req
323. to harass him, I'm
sure that'll happen.Copy !req
324. And the good news is
that that only involvesCopy !req
325. swearing another fifteen or so
people to perpetual silence.Copy !req
326. Yes. Plus, people always die
in car crashes, don't they?Copy !req
327. Yes, always. And, er, people who
drive over the limit always crash.Copy !req
328. What we're organising here,
my friends, is a watertight hit.Copy !req
329. My only worry is that it'll look so much
like a murder that people will suspect.Copy !req
330. Well, that is the risk
we run by doing it this way -Copy !req
331. it will be totally obvious
that it's an assassination.Copy !req
332. But remember what the
Duke of Edinburgh saidCopy !req
333. when he came in here to MI6
to give us our orders -Copy !req
334. "I don't mind carrying the lifelong
suspicion of murder on my shoulders,Copy !req
335. "as long as you kill her in such a way
that absolutely nothing can go wrong."Copy !req
336. Well, induced tipsy car crash
it'll have to be, then.Copy !req
337. It simply can't fail.Copy !req
338. Unless she wears a seat belt.Copy !req
339. No. She won't.
She's unprovably pregnant, remember.Copy !req
340. Women recently impregnated by
the only man they've ever lovedCopy !req
341. are notoriously slapdash
about their personal safety.Copy !req
342. So, Dark,
you're our best troubleshooter.Copy !req
343. Is there anything that we've missed?Copy !req
344. I've just got one little niggle.Copy !req
345. Why are we doing this?Copy !req
346. Well, because Prince Philip
told us to.Copy !req
347. It's well known that the
nation's security services areCopy !req
348. still pretty much at the beck
and call of the Royal Family.Copy !req
349. This is top priority.Copy !req
350. The IRA can do whatever they like
this weekend, let me tell you.Copy !req
351. And why's he doing it?Copy !req
352. Well, because she's so popular. She's
beautiful, and everyone loves her.Copy !req
353. We need to kill her now
so that people will go off her.Copy !req
354. Of course.Copy !req
355. I mean, just think about it -
if she's left alive to ageCopy !req
356. as gracefully as one can while
bringing up the bastard grandchildCopy !req
357. of a delusional Egyptian
businessman,Copy !req
358. the public's just going
to love her more and more.Copy !req
359. You're quite right.
As her appearance wrinkles and sagsCopy !req
360. and she occasionally make a vacuous
remark about something complicated,Copy !req
361. people's hatred for the rest of the
Royal Family will only intensify.Copy !req
362. Whereas if she's dead,
she'll be forgotten in a week.Copy !req
363. Yes, of course.
You've made me feel very naive.Copy !req
364. Hello? Oh!Copy !req
365. Life imitating art, I suppose.Copy !req
366. Right. Well, thank you.Copy !req
367. Well, you can stand down, everyone.Copy !req
368. That all just happened by accident.Copy !req
369. Well, don't tell Prince Philip.Copy !req
370. We'll still get our fee.Copy !req
371. Watson, come in here this instant!Copy !req
372. Ah! Good morning, Dr Watson.Copy !req
373. Good morning. And how is he today?Copy !req
374. Oh, pretty good. He's already cracked
the case of keeping the breakfast downCopy !req
375. and now he's on to the mystery
of the disappearing slipper.Copy !req
376. Where's my slipper?Copy !req
377. Is it on your foot?Copy !req
378. Yes!Copy !req
379. It's very good of you, you know,
to come in every day.Copy !req
380. Well, he has the most brilliantly
incisive mind of his generation.Copy !req
381. Where's my slipper?Copy !req
382. Perhaps you would take him
in an apple. Indeed.Copy !req
383. Morning, Holmes. Ah, Mrs Hudson!
Have you seen Watson?Copy !req
384. He's just here.Copy !req
385. Morning, Holmes. Ah, Watson.Copy !req
386. I can see from the slight traces
of mud on your right trouser legCopy !req
387. and the fact that you're
holding a bunch of geraniumsCopy !req
388. that you're a retired cavalry officer
who's just fallen in love with a Mexican.Copy !req
389. Extraordinary, Holmes.Copy !req
390. Your powers remain undiminished.Copy !req
391. Can I have my mashed apple?Copy !req
392. Of course.Copy !req
393. CRASH!
Delicious.Copy !req
394. Ah!Copy !req
395. Mrs Hudson! Everything all right?Copy !req
396. Yes, just a slight accident
with the mashed apple. Yuk!Copy !req
397. I think Holmes was afraid
it was a trap laid for himCopy !req
398. by his nemesis,
Professor Moriarty.Copy !req
399. Yes, please.Copy !req
400. Well, Holmes, I've brought
your copy of The Strand magazine.Copy !req
401. Same headline as always.Copy !req
402. Hold it still.Copy !req
403. So, erm,Copy !req
404. how about a bit of a tune
on the old Stradivarius?Copy !req
405. Thank you.Copy !req
406. TRIES TO BLOW INTO ITCopy !req
407. Enchanting, Holmes.Copy !req
408. You can't go in there!
Only one visitor at a time.Copy !req
409. It's vital
that I speak to Mr Holmes.Copy !req
410. Why, Lestrade! It must be ten years!Copy !req
411. Dr Watson. Mr Holmes.
Ah, Mrs Hudson!Copy !req
412. No time for tea, Mr Holmes.Copy !req
413. There's a problem at the Treasury,Copy !req
414. and the Prime Minister himself
has asked me to consult you.Copy !req
415. Now, I know it's been quite a while,
but as Dr Watson always says,Copy !req
416. you've forgotten more about detective
work than he and I will ever know.Copy !req
417. Why have my legs gone warm?Copy !req
418. Perhaps this is a bad time.
A case, you say? Er...Copy !req
419. Go on, Inspector.Copy !req
420. Yes, right.
Er, well, Mr Holmes, some bullionCopy !req
421. has disappeared from the vaults
beneath the Bank of England.Copy !req
422. An inside job, we reckon.Copy !req
423. This calls for a disguise.Copy !req
424. I'm a Chinaman!Copy !req
425. Where's Holmes gone?Copy !req
426. Er, yes, where is Mr Holmes?Copy !req
427. Here! Oh, damn.Copy !req
428. Bravo, Mr Holmes.
I think you've cracked it. Have I?Copy !req
429. Of course he did. Just like always.Copy !req
430. Yes, indeed, Mr Holmes.Copy !req
431. Er, well, I'd better be getting
back to the Yard and tell everyoneCopy !req
432. that once again, Sherlock Holmes has
saved the day. Hooray! CHINA SMASHESCopy !req
433. HE MOUTHSCopy !req
434. Well! Well, Holmes, another
successful case for me to write up.Copy !req
435. Isn't that right?Copy !req
436. I know, John.Copy !req
437. I do know.Copy !req
438. I can't get the fog to clear.Copy !req
439. NURSE!Copy !req
440. Oh, dear.
Looks like a two-pipe problem.Copy !req
441. Let's get you cleaned up.Copy !req