1. Debbie, Debbie.Copy !req
2. I've come to read you
a poem I've written.Copy !req
3. All right, whatever.Copy !req
4. Oh, Debbie, I wish my words could
fly from my heart into y...Copy !req
5. My friend, you'll never
find a lady's favourCopy !req
6. with paltry sentiments
such as this.Copy !req
7. If you wish to win
this woman's heart,Copy !req
8. you must reach out and
speak unto her very being.Copy !req
9. But I never know what to say to her.Copy !req
10. A lover must speak with audacity,
with passion, with courage, with wit.Copy !req
11. Your words climbing on each other's
shoulders, surmounting the coolCopy !req
12. night air and then tumbling gently
into her ears.Copy !req
13. How do I do that?
Perhaps I can teach you.Copy !req
14. Alors. Return to your battlefield
of love and repeat after me.Copy !req
15. Oi, Debbie!Copy !req
16. Oi, Debbie.
Louder, she's watching EastEnders.Copy !req
17. Oi, Debbie!Copy !req
18. What do you want?Copy !req
19. And so the dance begins.Copy !req
20. Tell her you want her to
stop being such a bitch.Copy !req
21. I want you to stop
being such a bitch.Copy !req
22. What? She looks annoyed.Copy !req
23. Ah, but she has turned off the
telly. You have her now, mon ami.Copy !req
24. Ask her if
she's bloody coming out or what.Copy !req
25. Are you bloody coming out or what?Copy !req
26. Now spit.Copy !req
27. Bravo.Copy !req
28. Out where? Erm, well, there's a new
play on at the National, actually, so...Copy !req
29. Ooh! Idiot!Copy !req
30. Did you say a play?Copy !req
31. Are you queer or something?Copy !req
32. No, I said I've got these
tickets for the X Factor live tour.Copy !req
33. And what makes you think
I'd want to go with you?Copy !req
34. Tell her because she loves it.Copy !req
35. That doesn't even
make sense as an answer.Copy !req
36. Do it! Say, "Because you love it".Copy !req
37. Because you love it.
I beg your pardon?Copy !req
38. Now call her a dirty girl.Copy !req
39. Oh, that's just sexist. No,
she'll have think it is... cheeky.Copy !req
40. You're a dirty girl.Copy !req
41. Oi, you cheeky bastard!Copy !req
42. Ask her if she'd rather you gave the
tickets to Carrie Richards instead.Copy !req
43. Would you rather I give the
tickets to Carrie Richards?Copy !req
44. Who the hell is Carrie Richards?
Who the hell is Carrie Richards?Copy !req
45. She's a girl you got
pregnant 18 months ago.Copy !req
46. She's a girl I got
pregnant 18 months ago.Copy !req
47. And you'll give them to her
instead of the child support.Copy !req
48. That's terrible!Copy !req
49. What's terrible? Nothing.Copy !req
50. Look, I'll be down in five minutes,
I've just got to put some make-up on.Copy !req
51. Tell her she needs it.
I'm not saying that.Copy !req
52. You need it, you ugly cow!Copy !req
53. You are such a cheeky git!Copy !req
54. Come up and I'll call us a minicab.Copy !req
55. All right, but you're paying!Copy !req
56. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
57. Allez, allez.Copy !req
58. The pigeon, it is
nearly in the park.Copy !req
59. Actually, you know what? Thanks
for the help and everything, but nowCopy !req
60. I've talked to Debbie, I'm not
sure if I really like her that much.Copy !req
61. No matter, you'll be
all right for the night.Copy !req
62. I'm not really into
that kind of relationship.Copy !req
63. I think she might have
some self-esteem issues,Copy !req
64. allowing herself to
be treated like that.Copy !req
65. What the...? I don't even do...Copy !req
66. You coming in or what,
you gormless bastard?Copy !req
67. Actually... Ooh, nose candy,
thank God.Copy !req
68. Oi, naughty boy,
let's at least get a line in first.Copy !req
69. 'You wipe, you disinfect, you bleach, but
don't let your guard down for a minute.'Copy !req
70. No!Copy !req
71. 'If your children get dirt
on them, they'll explode.'Copy !req
72. When it comes to being careful,
you can't be too careful,Copy !req
73. and that's why Cleanlinol protects
against absolutely all germs.Copy !req
74. And that's...Copy !req
75. ..a promise.Copy !req
76. Which means you can be confident
that your childrenCopy !req
77. are protected against bad humours,
miasma and fresh air...Copy !req
78. .. and free to enjoy life
the healthy way.Copy !req
79. Cleanlinol, because Cleanlinol
is next to Godlinol.Copy !req
80. In all good supermarkets.Copy !req
81. Come and meet my brother in law Paul.
He's lovely, he's a real people person.Copy !req
82. So, James, pleasure to meet you,
James, real pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
83. Heard a lot about you, James. Really?Copy !req
84. Zing. Like it. So, tell me, James,
what do you do for your day job?Copy !req
85. I'm asking because I'm
genuinely interested.Copy !req
86. Well,
I work in a sewage treatment plant.Copy !req
87. It's pretty low-key but occasionally
there's a blockage, which means...Copy !req
88. Yeah. That someone's got to
physically... Brilliant, yeah.Copy !req
89. God, I'm so bloody fascinated, James,
I'd like to glue my brain to your face.Copy !req
90. Are you even listening?
That is so true. I'm not even talking.Copy !req
91. Me neither.
God, we've got so much in common.Copy !req
92. We should totally do lunch.Copy !req
93. Oh, I see what's going on here.Copy !req
94. What?
You think you're good with people.Copy !req
95. Sorry? It all makes sense, the fake
matey-ness, the rapey arm touching,Copy !req
96. the way you keep using my name
in a way that makes me feel oddlyCopy !req
97. violated as if you've just
dipped your cock in my drink.Copy !req
98. It's called people skills. Well, I'm sorry
to have to break this to you, mate,Copy !req
99. but these people skills you seem
so desperate to thrust at meCopy !req
100. as if I'm the social
equivalent of a wank dollCopy !req
101. just make you seem
weird and a bit scary.Copy !req
102. No offence, but in a party situation,
you seem as about as relaxedCopy !req
103. and friendly as a serial killer
doing a police interviewCopy !req
104. while still wearing his
last victim's skin.Copy !req
105. Oh. Don't worry, it's totally normal.Copy !req
106. It doesn't make you the sort of
freaky, long finger-nailed loner whoCopy !req
107. gets arrested in Sainsbury's
for stroking the bread.Copy !req
108. Being shit with people is just a
very minor disability that you shareCopy !req
109. with everyone who isn't
Alan Carr or Top Cat.Copy !req
110. Just accept it and move on.Copy !req
111. OK. Well,
piss off and stand on your own, then.Copy !req
112. That's more like it.Copy !req
113. 'This is Adrian. He's 35, he lives in
Southampton, and he's a fishmonger.'Copy !req
114. But he's agreed to take part in
a unique and pointless televisionCopy !req
115. experiment because we've
set Adrian the taskCopy !req
116. of making a fish out of water
documentary in just four days.Copy !req
117. But there's a twist.Copy !req
118. Adrian has no
television making experience.Copy !req
119. It always takes more than four
days to make a documentaryCopy !req
120. and at the end of each day,
we'll be weighing him.Copy !req
121. This is...Copy !req
122. That's why we picked a fishmonger.Copy !req
123. It's day one and Adrian is hoping to
pick up some tipsCopy !req
124. at False Jeopardy Productions,
creators of TV hits likeCopy !req
125. Medicine Swap, Pigeon Among The Cats and
Cheryl And Ashley - Coles To Newcastle.Copy !req
126. Isolde McYurt is head of envisioning
at False Jeopardy.Copy !req
127. Now, the first thing you need is an
arbitrary deadline to build tension.Copy !req
128. "Ar-bi-tary-trary."Copy !req
129. Adrian has just eight minutes to
come up with his arbitrary deadline.Copy !req
130. Hours...Copy !req
131. If he doesn't,
the project can't go aheadCopy !req
132. and the whole thing will have been
a massive waste of a third of a day.Copy !req
133. One second...Copy !req
134. That should be...Copy !req
135. In the nick of time, Adrian has come
up with his arbitrary deadline.Copy !req
136. But there's
a problem.Copy !req
137. Under the rules of the show,
he has to pitch the ideaCopy !req
138. to a panel of former top
television executives,Copy !req
139. now working at ITV, while juggling,Copy !req
140. a skill Adrian has never
previously attempted.Copy !req
141. To help him, he'll also be
allowed to sell them fish.Copy !req
142. So what I thought was is that
you get a cheesemonger who makes.Copy !req
143. like, erm, brie, and then you get them
to make a different sort of cheese,Copy !req
144. like cheddar, and then he's
like, "Whoa, cheddar is so hard."Copy !req
145. Because he's used to
making soft cheese?Copy !req
146. No, because it's difficult.Copy !req
147. The executives love Adrian's
cheese idea, but there's a problem.Copy !req
148. Under the rules of the show, he'll have
to make it without using the word cheese.Copy !req
149. I'm really feeling the pressure now.Copy !req
150. I'm just going to have to
mention cheese at some point.Copy !req
151. Time for the weigh-in, Adrian.Copy !req
152. Adrian has put on nearly
three pounds swapping fromCopy !req
153. a predominantly fish based diet
to one consisting solely of cheese.Copy !req
154. Under the rules of the show,
this weight gain means AdrianCopy !req
155. will have his TV camera confiscatedCopy !req
156. and will have to film his
documentary on his mobile phone.Copy !req
157. Is anyone a cheesemonger... I mean,
a rennet-induced-curd-food-monger?Copy !req
158. Adrian is finding the impossibility
of his task overwhelming.Copy !req
159. I mean, I've given it everything.Copy !req
160. 110 percent?Copy !req
161. No, that's impossible.Copy !req
162. I mean, I've just... Cry.Copy !req
163. I feel like...
Go on, go on, cry, please.Copy !req
164. I really just feel...Copy !req
165. I mean... I've given it everything and
I'm still coming up short.Copy !req
166. I so want to succeed.Copy !req
167. It's been my dream to
stop being a fishmongerCopy !req
168. and make documentaries
ever since The Pub.Copy !req
169. Back at False Jeopardy, it's time
for Adrian's efforts to be judged byCopy !req
170. top industry professional Sir Alan
Yentob, is he a sir? Or equivalent TBC.Copy !req
171. It's bad news.Copy !req
172. Well, in the end, I'd have to have
weighed less than Posh SpiceCopy !req
173. for my documentary
to have worked.Copy !req
174. He said,
and I don't know if I can bear toCopy !req
175. repeat this, "It was good enough
for Channel Five, but not Dave".Copy !req
176. What do you feel about your journey?Copy !req
177. Well, the one here was all
right, but going back,Copy !req
178. apparently, there's
leaves on the line now,Copy !req
179. so they're doing replacement buses
after Basingstoke, so not great.Copy !req
180. Tune in next week for our new series,Copy !req
181. Whatever Happened To
Adrian The Fishmonger Guy?Copy !req
182. So, I've been catching up on my
DVD box-sets. Oh yeah? The Wire?Copy !req
183. No, Blackadder.
I'm further behind than you think.Copy !req
184. Which reminds me, I must watch The
Young Ones before one of them dies.Copy !req
185. Yeah. I love Blackadder,
but I have to say, I thinkCopy !req
186. the last joke in Blackadder
Goes Forth really falls flat.Copy !req
187. The last joke, so, that's...Copy !req
188. When they're all going over
the top into No Man's LandCopy !req
189. and it looks like they've got
shot and then it cuts toCopy !req
190. this visual gag of a field of poppiesCopy !req
191. and the studio audience really
aren't buying it at all.Copy !req
192. Yeah, I'm not altogether sure
that that's meant to be funny.Copy !req
193. What? The As Time Goes By defence?Copy !req
194. No. I think having
made a lot of jokes,Copy !req
195. I mean really, a lot of
jokes, they felt thatCopy !req
196. they needed to show
some heart, you know,Copy !req
197. that everything isn't about
jokes, there are serious things.Copy !req
198. But why would they do that?Copy !req
199. In a comedy show, isn't that a bit,
"Here's two minutes in theCopy !req
200. "hangover simulator
to go with your beer"?Copy !req
201. Well, how would you have ended it?Copy !req
202. Some big Frank Spencer pratfall
over barbed-wire into some pooCopy !req
203. so the credits roll and
they're all covered in poo?Copy !req
204. Poo? Yeah.Copy !req
205. What poo? The poo in No Man's Land.Copy !req
206. There wasn't any poo.
It looks like poo. It was mud.Copy !req
207. Mud, poo, it's not my idea, David, I'm
saying, they shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
208. It's good that they didn't do that.Copy !req
209. Where would the poo who have come from?
Forget about the poo. There was no poo.Copy !req
210. What I'm saying is that
comedy can't all just be talk of poo.Copy !req
211. News to me. Sometimes you
have to show some depth.Copy !req
212. Do you think we should do that?Copy !req
213. Well. Kill off Adrik,
roll the credits over silence.Copy !req
214. It would certainly stop that bastard
saying what the next programme is.Copy !req
215. No it wouldn't.Copy !req
216. Nothing would stop that bastard.Copy !req
217. And even if it would stop
the bastard on BBC Two,Copy !req
218. it would never stop
the bastard on Dave.Copy !req
219. He doesn't give a shit. As soon
as it would get to the poppy bitCopy !req
220. of Blackadder Goes Forth,
he's already split the screenCopy !req
221. and he's showing highlights of
Frankie Boyle's nan-pussy set.Copy !req
222. In memory of the fallen.Copy !req
223. I think we really need it, David.Copy !req
224. I think we desperately
need to show maturityCopy !req
225. with something tacked on and mawkish.
Like we care about MS.Copy !req
226. MS? It doesn't have to be MS,
just people and their relationshipsCopy !req
227. and their disgusting problems,
like we give a shit or something.Copy !req
228. That's the mission statement.Copy !req
229. I'm sorry, I can't quite
catch...Copy !req
230. What? I can't... I can't hear! What?
What? I didn't catch what you...Copy !req
231. It's very noisy, I can't hear you.
I can't... What? Could you?Copy !req
232. It might be a quiet bit, hang on.Copy !req
233. Just come over here.Copy !req
234. Why does it have
to be so loud? I know!Copy !req
235. Do you want to go somewhere quieter?
Can we go somewhere quieter?Copy !req
236. Yeah, good idea. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Drink up now, please.Copy !req
238. Do you want to see if
there's somewhere to sit?Copy !req
239. I've called time. Oh, have you?Copy !req
240. Oh, OK. Is there anywhere nearby?Copy !req
241. Goodnight. Are they still...Copy !req
242. No, it's shut.Copy !req
243. Erm... Hmm, yeah.Copy !req
244. Digby and Ginger fall in a skip and
they find a child's bunny rabbitCopy !req
245. and you close in on
the bunny rabbitCopy !req
246. and the bunny is crying and then you just
cut to a caption saying "Fuck cancer".Copy !req
247. That's a bit post-watershed.
How about "Sod cancer"?Copy !req
248. Sod cancer?Copy !req
249. "Sod cancer for a game of soldiers."Copy !req
250. Yeah. I think "Sod
cancer" on its own,Copy !req
251. it's stronger on its own.
Yeah, it is strong.Copy !req
252. And then we're
in Afghanistan,Copy !req
253. but everyone is wearing Make
Poverty History wristbands.Copy !req
254. Including the Taliban. Yeah.Copy !req
255. Then we fade to black,
roll the credits in a silence. Yeah.Copy !req
256. Or Keane. Will I recognise that?Copy !req
257. Yeah.Copy !req
258. Is it a bit contrived?Copy !req
259. Yeah. You're right,
we're not getting anywhere.Copy !req
260. Should we have a cup of tea?Copy !req
261. Sorry, guys, the hot water's run
out. It will be about five minutes.Copy !req
262. So, the wedding worked?
Yes, the wedding worked.Copy !req
263. Well done, us. Euch!Copy !req
264. And you've called her Dorothy?
Lovely name.Copy !req
265. Yes, yes, Dorothy, although
we prefer to call her Dotty.Copy !req
266. Don't we, Dotty? Hello, Dotty.Copy !req
267. Hello, Dotty. I prefer Dorothy,
actually.Copy !req
268. Up yours! Up yours!Copy !req
269. So we'd like the christening to form
part of the regular Sunday service.Copy !req
270. Yes, if that's OK with you.Copy !req
271. Fine. Absolutely.Copy !req
272. Absolutely(!) Shit you!Copy !req
273. Otherwise, it's a bit like,Copy !req
274. welcoming someone into a
familywhile everyone's in bed.Copy !req
275. In bed, what are you saying?Copy !req
276. We still have sex, you know.
I mean, we are very tired, but...Copy !req
277. I'm not tired.
You're not breast-feeding.Copy !req
278. Neither are you any more.Copy !req
279. It was very hard!Copy !req
280. It's been hard for me, too.Copy !req
281. Up yours! Up yours!Copy !req
282. Guys...
Up yours! Up yours!Copy !req
283. Up yours! Up yours! Up yours!Copy !req
284. Up yours! Up yours!Copy !req
285. What a lovely fart.Copy !req
286. Good girl.Copy !req
287. Merry
Christmas, sir.Copy !req
288. What the hell are you talking
about, Hennimore? It's August 12.Copy !req
289. They put the decorations up
earlier every year, don't they, sir?Copy !req
290. That may pass as brilliant societal
observation in the outside world,Copy !req
291. but here at Tinsel International
Incorporating British Baubles andCopy !req
292. Shiny Balls UK, it
plunges our annual rushCopy !req
293. squarely into the dog days of summer.
Mint julep?Copy !req
294. Thank you very much, sir.Copy !req
295. What the hell are you doing
drinking at work, Hennimore?Copy !req
296. Sorry sir, I keep
thinking it's Christmas.Copy !req
297. What on earth gave you that idea?Copy !req
298. Anyway, not to worry, Hennimore, because
you could cope with this job drunk.Copy !req
299. Glad to hear it, sir.Copy !req
300. Look at the quality of
that fairy, Hennimore.Copy !req
301. She looks good enough to fuck.Copy !req
302. Yes, sir.Copy !req
303. As you know,
we in Britain are bannedCopy !req
304. from manufacturing likenesses
of the female formCopy !req
305. under the Masturbatory
Discouragement Act of 1969,Copy !req
306. and have to get them in from abroad.Copy !req
307. So I need you to order 12 more
of those extravagant fairiesCopy !req
308. to be here by 4 o'clock,
when Gavin Rod,Copy !req
309. thrusting chief executive of Whoopsies
department store, Uxbridge Avenue,Copy !req
310. Central London, will be here to pick
up our biggest Christmas order yet.Copy !req
311. So, make sure there are 12
extravagant fairies delivered here,Copy !req
312. number four, 1600
Avenue by four.Copy !req
313. Right-o, sir.
On an unrelated note,Copy !req
314. my wife, who has been staunchly
pro-queer ever since she was onceCopy !req
315. briefly lesbianised at secretarial
college, is an enthusiastic fundraiserCopy !req
316. for the World Homosexual Organisation of
Peterborough, Stevenage, India and Eire.Copy !req
317. WHOOPSIE.Copy !req
318. Whoopsie!Copy !req
319. Told you to lay off that stuff.Copy !req
320. As you can see, she's nowhere
near her funding target.Copy !req
321. But that's at the top, sir. That's
because it's so bloody hot in here.Copy !req
322. In reality, she's
barely raised a bean,Copy !req
323. largely as a result of the efforts of
horrible homophobes like Gavin Rod.Copy !req
324. Gavin Rod of Whoopsie?
Don't be ridiculous, Hennimore.Copy !req
325. Why would Gavin Rod join a
pro-Nancy pressure group?Copy !req
326. Everyone knows he was once briefly
homosexualised at managerial college.Copy !req
327. I mean Whoopsie the department store.Copy !req
328. Then why the blazes didn't you say
so? Sorry, sir.Copy !req
329. It's all right, Hennimore,
I know you're drunk.Copy !req
330. And I hate having to do business
with the likes of Gavin Rod.Copy !req
331. Anyway, forget about him.Copy !req
332. In order to make sure that Mrs
Boss's fundraiser goes with a bang,Copy !req
333. I need you to book a dozen
gay dancers for the cabaret.Copy !req
334. The most extravagant
one they've got.Copy !req
335. It's an evening event but they'll
need to get there early,Copy !req
336. about 1600 hours, and the
address is 16004 O'clock Street.Copy !req
337. I'm sure those 12 fairies will loosen
the pockets of the gentlemen present.Copy !req
338. And remember to get the 12 extravagant
fairies here by 4 for the homophobe.Copy !req
339. I notice you're not
writing any of this down.Copy !req
340. I expect that's because it's so simple.Copy !req
341. Nail on the head, sir.Copy !req
342. "Dancing Queen"
by AbbaCopy !req
343. It's not natural!
You're all about abominations!Copy !req
344. It's like managerial
college all over again!Copy !req
345. So sorry I'm late, Gavin,
but I've been meaning to sayCopy !req
346. a bit of broad-mindedness when it
comes to other's people's lifestyle...Copy !req
347. What the...? They were a man down,
sir.Copy !req
348. Oh! This thong's a bit tight!Copy !req
349. Hennimore!Copy !req
350. You're watching the British
Emergency Broadcasting System.Copy !req
351. Coming up later, our new topical
entertainment show, Mock The Event,Copy !req
352. which may offend viewers who were
affected by The Event.Copy !req
353. But first, it's time for
The Quiz Broadcast.Copy !req
354. Hello, good evening, and
scratching only makes it worse.Copy !req
355. Don't! Don't!Copy !req
356. Welcome to the show.Copy !req
357. Before we start, since last week,
we've actually had a letter from ThemCopy !req
358. saying that a lot of Them apparently
watch and enjoy the show,Copy !req
359. so I'd just like to say to any
of Them watching... leave us be!Copy !req
360. Why can't you leave us alone?Copy !req
361. So let's meet the contestants.Copy !req
362. Peter, of course, you won't
know what none of Them looks like?Copy !req
363. No.Copy !req
364. Well, let me tell you,
they look just like us.Copy !req
365. Well, of course they used
to be us, didn't they?Copy !req
366. That's right, they used to be us.Copy !req
367. I'd also like to welcome
back the lovely Sheila. Yes.Copy !req
368. You're not one of them,
I hope, are you Sheila?Copy !req
369. Yes.Copy !req
370. She can only say yes, you fools!Copy !req
371. She's been voltage-calmed. I
was just trying to do a joke!Copy !req
372. I was only trying to do a joke.Copy !req
373. Is Sheila all right?Copy !req
374. Sheila's fine, Peter.Copy !req
375. Sheila's safe.Copy !req
376. And our third contestant
is a newcomer to The Quiz Broadcast.Copy !req
377. What's your name?Copy !req
378. Why do you want
to know?Copy !req
379. And on to round one.Copy !req
380. Them. Question one,
what do we know about Them?Copy !req
381. Only that we fear Them.Copy !req
382. Correct. Question two.Copy !req
383. Are they trying to get in?Copy !req
384. I'll give you a clue. Sheila could
have been answered this one.Copy !req
385. Yes.Copy !req
386. Correct. They are trying to get in.Copy !req
387. They are really trying to get in.Copy !req
388. And question three.
Have any of Them got in?Copy !req
389. Yes.Copy !req
390. I'm sorry, I'm afraid the answer
I've got here is that to date,Copy !req
391. thankfully,
none of Them have got in.Copy !req
392. That's not the right answer.Copy !req
393. And finally for this
round, question four.Copy !req
394. Do they really feed on human
flesh or is that just a myth?Copy !req
395. Rargh!Copy !req
396. I can hear crunching.Copy !req
397. I'm afraid that's all we've got time
for because, erm... They've got in.Copy !req
398. Well, there's nothing for
it, someone's got to die.Copy !req
399. If this show is to have
any meaning at all,Copy !req
400. we've got to show that we're
prepared to kill someone off.Copy !req
401. What, one of us? Oh, God, no.Copy !req
402. What, so, like, Mark?Copy !req
403. I don't think people
really know who Mark is.Copy !req
404. They'll probably have to cut
to him now to illustrate it.Copy !req
405. Well, it's going to have
to be James, then, isn't it?Copy !req
406. We're going to have to kill James.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
407. Hi, guys.
Oh, I'm so happy at the moment.Copy !req
408. I feel like it will never end.Copy !req
409. What are you doing? I'm talking to
my best gal on Facebook.Copy !req
410. Perfect.Copy !req
411. 'What would you know about cricket?'Copy !req
412. 'I am struggling.'Copy !req
413. 'And you sit there and destroy
everything he's worked for.'Copy !req
414. 'Here's here to provide what we call
extreme negative feedback.'Copy !req
415. 'This guy marries a girl...'Copy !req
416. 'You should be afraid because
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