1. Yeah, it's day 15,
and we're somewhere over Kazakhstan.Copy !req
2. Unless I've got this upside down!Copy !req
3. But, no, the good news is
we're still on schedule,Copy !req
4. aren't we, Johnny boy?
Yes, chef.Copy !req
5. Me and Johnny got this whole chef,
sous-chef thing going on!Copy !req
6. Let's put that down there.Copy !req
7. Ah, yay!Copy !req
8. We've done some mad shit in the
past, but this really takes the...Copy !req
9. (My name is... Oh, God!Copy !req
10. (My name is Phillip,Copy !req
11. (Phillip Phillips.Copy !req
12. (I design stationery for WH Smith.Copy !req
13. (I think this man means me harm.Copy !req
14. (I've...Copy !req
15. (He thinks this
is a travel programme.Copy !req
16. (He's taking me round the world...Copy !req
17. (in a fucking balloon!Copy !req
18. (We never land!Copy !req
19. (Every time I wake up,Copy !req
20. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
21. (I miss you, Rebecca.Copy !req
22. (Tell the kids I love them.Copy !req
23. Yaah, wah! Yaaah! Ha-ha!Copy !req
24. Eh? Eh? What do you reckon?Copy !req
25. What do you reckon?
What do you reckon?Copy !req
26. She's always coming over
to my desk to "get a pencil"Copy !req
27. and, you know, brushing against
my shoulder and smelling my hair.Copy !req
28. It makes me feel
very uncomfortable.Copy !req
29. So basically, you're accusing Claire
of sexual harassment in the workplace?Copy !req
30. No, I...Copy !req
31. Well, sort of.Copy !req
32. Well, let's get her in here,
see what she has to say.Copy !req
33. Claire,
can you come in here, please?Copy !req
34. I'll have to call you back.Copy !req
35. Ah, yes. Claire, come in
and shut the door, please.Copy !req
36. Claire, this is
a little bit delicate.Copy !req
37. Mike says that you have been a bit
inappropriate in the office.Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. Well, what do you mean?
It's just it sometimes feels...Copy !req
40. I feel a little bit uncomfortable
sometimes with the touching.Copy !req
41. I'm sorry, genuinely. I thought I
was just being, you know, friendly.Copy !req
42. She was just being friendly,
and from my point of view,Copy !req
43. I don't know what you
were complaining about.Copy !req
44. Martin! I know this seemsCopy !req
45. like a lot of fuss about nothing,
but if I were a woman...Copy !req
46. Maintenance!Copy !req
47. Yep, come on in. Oh,
I'm really not comfortable with...Copy !req
48. It's fine. Just something with the
wires in the ceilings,Copy !req
49. none of them can speak any English
anyway. Sorry.Copy !req
50. Sorry. Mike, you were saying?Copy !req
51. I was just saying, I think
you would take thisCopy !req
52. a lot more seriously
if I were a woman.Copy !req
53. Yes, you're right, Mike.Copy !req
54. Perhaps I was being unfair.Copy !req
55. Sorry, Mike. Claire?Copy !req
56. Yeah, I'll make more of an effort to
respect your personal space, Mike.Copy !req
57. Thanks. There, that's all sorted.Copy !req
58. I think we'd probably better stay
here until he's finished. Yes.Copy !req
59. So, got any exciting plans
for the weekend?Copy !req
60. Not really. Not really, no.Copy !req
61. Yeah, yeah, me neither.Copy !req
62. I am going to Center Parcs!Copy !req
63. It's Saturday night.
It's 6.38pm, and it's timeCopy !req
64. for the various top
entertainment show,Copy !req
65. Reports Mode.Copy !req
66. Good evening. Good evening,
und welcome.Copy !req
67. Zat's enough about
ze time of day,Copy !req
68. so let's get straight down to show business.
Sharpen your pencils!Copy !req
69. It's Report One!Copy !req
70. Tickety bonk!Copy !req
71. Stable at 5.6.Copy !req
72. 0.2 above the arithmetic mean,
so... arty-farty!Copy !req
73. Now, hold on to your helmets...Copy !req
74. ..as we head down to the quarry
for Report Four.Copy !req
75. Everyone a crackpot.Copy !req
76. Get it? Stop. I am killing you!Copy !req
77. Und now,
Reports Mode correction time.Copy !req
78. Thank you, Feldman.Copy !req
79. Hmm.Copy !req
80. Of course, as many of you spotted in
last week's Report Two,Copy !req
81. Cell DS
should have read "moderate".Copy !req
82. Honky tonky.Copy !req
83. So let's take a break from
all these reports to seeCopy !req
84. how we at Reports Mode
are doing in efficiency.Copy !req
85. Our levels have been maintained,
as they always must be!Copy !req
86. Isn't that right, captain?Copy !req
87. Ha-ha! That's right!Copy !req
88. So this Deep South sketch...Copy !req
89. Yeah? Are we doing the accents?Copy !req
90. Yes, of course
we're doing the accents.Copy !req
91. We're also wearing the costumes!Copy !req
92. What did you think we were going
to do - just hold the script up?Copy !req
93. All right. You'd love that,
wouldn't you?Copy !req
94. No, in fact, I'll tell you what your ideal
sketch show would be. Oh, please do!Copy !req
95. It's us, wearing dinner jackets,
sitting behind a deskCopy !req
96. reading the scripts
to camera on autocue.Copy !req
97. Finished now? "Hello, welcome
to the sketches." Evidently not.Copy !req
98. "Interior day. A shop. A gentlemanCopy !req
99. whose attire proclaims him to be from
the southern United States enters.Copy !req
100. "Ah, Mr
Beauregard, good day to you.Copy !req
101. "And good day to you too, Harlan."Copy !req
102. Couldn't think of another
southern surname?Copy !req
103. The point is we're
doing the accents.Copy !req
104. Can you do a southern American
accent? Of course I can. Go on then.Copy !req
105. Boss Hog!Copy !req
106. Bass Hag! Ba-ss Ha-ag!Copy !req
107. Are all the lines in
this sketch "Boss Hog"?Copy !req
108. I can say other things, too.Copy !req
109. Ah'm just a girl who cayn't say no,Copy !req
110. ah'm in a terrible fix.Copy !req
111. That's Welsh!Copy !req
112. Mammy, mammy, tear down the curtains
and make me a drey-ess. That's backwards!Copy !req
113. Y'all, y'all...Copy !req
114. bawl, mawl, cawl...Copy !req
115. Here.Copy !req
116. That was very good. Thank you.Copy !req
117. All you have to do now is teach me
how to do it, and we're away.Copy !req
118. Mr Beauregard, good
day. A very good day to you, Harlan.Copy !req
119. The designs are ready and waiting,
if you step this way.Copy !req
120. To clarify, this is for everyone in
your club to wear, not just the leaders?Copy !req
121. No, no, no. This is for all of us.Copy !req
122. We require a smart,
functional uniform thatCopy !req
123. identifies us and gives us
a certain authority.Copy !req
124. Exactly as I thought. Well,
I think you'll find this is perfect.Copy !req
125. What the hell is that?
I knew you'd like it.Copy !req
126. It's a ghost costume!Copy !req
127. No, it's imposing and awe-inspiring.Copy !req
128. It is if you're nine.
And scared of ghosts.Copy !req
129. Otherwise, it's a big nightie.Copy !req
130. Oh, you're being very unfair.Copy !req
131. And what's this all about,
the pointy hat?Copy !req
132. It will make you look taller.
It will not!Copy !req
133. What it will make us look
is pointier.Copy !req
134. But you specifically asked
for a pointy hat.Copy !req
135. I meant like a tricorne hat, like
a highwayman, not a Rapunzel hat.Copy !req
136. Look, just try it on.
That's all I ask.Copy !req
137. Once you see the effect...Copy !req
138. Oh, terrific! That's the
perfect finishing touch, that is.Copy !req
139. Would you say you have
an unusually small head? No!Copy !req
140. All right, fine. Fine.
I can cut eye holes. Eye holes?Copy !req
141. It will increase your mystique.Copy !req
142. Perhaps you're under
some misapprehension.Copy !req
143. My companions and I have
banded together to promoteCopy !req
144. the resurgence of the ConfederacyCopy !req
145. and subjugate the insolent slave
race, not to go trick or treating!Copy !req
146. And what's this? "KKK"?Copy !req
147. It's the initials of your society.Copy !req
148. The initials
of the Confederate Campaigners' Club?Copy !req
149. Er, no.Copy !req
150. No, no, of course not. It's, um...Copy !req
151. I came up with a new name.
We don't want a new name.Copy !req
152. Yes, you do. Mine's much better.
What is it, then?Copy !req
153. What is it? It's the...Copy !req
154. The K-k-k... Er...Copy !req
155. Funny, it's just gone out of my head.
Goodbye. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
156. It's the K-k-ku Klux Klan.Copy !req
157. The Ku Klux Klan?Copy !req
158. Yes.Copy !req
159. Those are just meaningless noises.Copy !req
160. How are we supposed to
introduce ourselves to people?Copy !req
161. "Hello. We're the new death-dealing
militia of white supremacy.Copy !req
162. "We're called the Ku Klux Klan.Copy !req
163. "Affiliated with the Whip Whap
Whop and the Bingly Bongly Boo.Copy !req
164. "We're easy to recognise - we're the
ones wearing bed sheets and peeking outCopy !req
165. "through the eye holes in the massive
pointy hats we wear over our faces."Copy !req
166. You don't like it.
Fine. There's the other one.Copy !req
167. I never thought you'd like that one.
This is the good one.Copy !req
168. This will strike fear into
the hearts of your enemies.Copy !req
169. That's a massive little girl.Copy !req
170. Exactly! What could be scarier
than a massive little girl? Freaky!Copy !req
171. So this is it - for our big,
inaugural rally tomorrow nightCopy !req
172. we either have to go dressed
as pointy ghosts or enormous girls?Copy !req
173. Well, I'm sorry. It never occurred
to me you wouldn't like either.Copy !req
174. Fine! We'll take 60 pointy ghosts,
but I'll expect a discount.Copy !req
175. Why, Harlan, you did it!Copy !req
176. You'll make those bigots
look like tway-ats.Copy !req
177. We said we're not doing the accent.Copy !req
178. That was a whole crock of fun!Copy !req
179. Well, if you've just
joined us, you do notCopy !req
180. understand that Reports Mode starts
at 6:38, after ze Bavarian anthem.Copy !req
181. And now over to Unhelm!Copy !req
182. Let's have a look at some
of your reports. Beata hasCopy !req
183. sent in this very
interesting report.Copy !req
184. I like what Gunther has
done with these bottle tops.Copy !req
185. I do not like what Pippi has
done with these bottle tops.Copy !req
186. This could be from Italy,
but it is not.Copy !req
187. Kuntlich has cleverly sent
in this report as a soup.Copy !req
188. The peas represent valve production,
and the deliciousness represents time.Copy !req
189. Reports Mode
will be back after 22 Cows.Copy !req
190. Minister, we've run every
model through the computerCopy !req
191. and it looks like there just are
no easy solutions to this recession.Copy !req
192. Raising VAT, cutting VAT,
raising interest rates.Copy !req
193. Raising interest rates and VAT,
lowering income tax and raising VAT...Copy !req
194. None of it seems to really help.Copy !req
195. Have you tried "Kill all the poor"?Copy !req
196. Sir, with respect,
we've had this conversation before.Copy !req
197. Just saying, have you tried it?
Of course we haven't.Copy !req
198. We're not going to try it.
I'm not saying DO it.Copy !req
199. Just saying run it through
the computer, see if it works.Copy !req
200. Whether it works
is not the issue.Copy !req
201. You think it might work?
that's pretty right wing.Copy !req
202. No, I don't think it will work.Copy !req
203. I think it might. It wouldn't!Copy !req
204. Why not?
Because they do all the...Copy !req
205. You know, they clean all...Copy !req
206. We need them for all the things
that we don't fancy.Copy !req
207. Aren't you thinking of immigrants?
There's an easy solution.Copy !req
208. Just run it through the computer
and check. Well...Copy !req
209. No! I can't believe you haven't
done it drunk as a joke! What?Copy !req
210. Well, just do it quickly.
I'm not going to do it. Why not?Copy !req
211. Because it's offensive and evil.Copy !req
212. The computer's
not going to be offended.Copy !req
213. The computer will say, "No, it
wouldn't help to kill all the poor"Copy !req
214. and I'll stop going
on about it.Copy !req
215. All right, then.Copy !req
216. There. See? Satisfied?Copy !req
217. Have you tried, "Raise VAT
and kill all the poor"?Copy !req
218. Look, we're just fact finding!Copy !req
219. Why do you so want to kill
all the poor, sir?Copy !req
220. I don't to do anything of the sort, but
it's important to know if it would help.Copy !req
221. Of course it wouldn't help.Copy !req
222. The computer says it wouldn't
help, so we're not doing it.Copy !req
223. That's why we're not doing it?Copy !req
224. What? That's the only reason
why we're not doing it?Copy !req
225. Bloody hell. Now
I'm offended.Copy !req
226. I'm sorry? I shouldn't have
asked you to run that through.Copy !req
227. If it had come out positive, you'd
have started work by now!Copy !req
228. Here I am, blue-sky thinking amongst
friends, and I didn't realise it wasCopy !req
229. only cold-hearted pragmatism
that was keeping youCopy !req
230. from pumping gas into Lidl.
I'm confused, sir.Copy !req
231. Just because a computer says
that killing all the poor will helpCopy !req
232. the economy, doesn't mean I'm going
to do it. It's morally wrong, Ann.Copy !req
233. That's why we can run it
through the computer,Copy !req
234. because whatever it says,
we're not doing it.Copy !req
235. That's the page I'm on, Ann.Copy !req
236. Are you going to burn the book? No.Copy !req
237. We were pretty sure
child brothels wouldCopy !req
238. help with arts funding,
but does that mean we did it?Copy !req
239. No, never got beyond
the pilot scheme in Yeovil.Copy !req
240. You're quite right, sir.
I'm sorry if I in any wayCopy !req
241. cast aspersions on your commitment
to the sanctity of all human life.Copy !req
242. It's all right, guys. It's clear
what we need to do - shave 0.5%Copy !req
243. off interest rates,
shore up the pound,Copy !req
244. keep VAT steady for now and
round up all the dwarves.Copy !req
245. Yes, Minister.Copy !req
246. You're watching the British
Emergency Broadcasting System.Copy !req
247. The time is...
slipping inexorably away.Copy !req
248. And to help with that, as usual,
it's the Quiz Broadcast.Copy !req
249. Hello, good evening,
and remain indoors unless infected!Copy !req
250. Hopefully not infected are
our three contestants tonight.Copy !req
251. I'm infected.Copy !req
252. Bad luck, professor.Copy !req
253. And our other contestants are Peter,
who you may remember... Hello.Copy !req
254. .. and Sheila, who you're also
permitted to remember. Yes.Copy !req
255. Sheila, when we last saw you,Copy !req
256. you were being taken off to be
voltage-calmed. Is that right?Copy !req
257. Yes. How was it?Copy !req
258. Yes.Copy !req
259. That's great. Yes.Copy !req
260. Is it true
you can only say yes now?Copy !req
261. Yes.Copy !req
262. Where you answering me
or did you just say thatCopy !req
263. because you can only say yes?
Yes.Copy !req
264. So you can say other things?Copy !req
265. Yes.Copy !req
266. That's priceless.Copy !req
267. That really is TV gold!Copy !req
268. Please do not attempt to use
this programme as currency.Copy !req
269. Barter is forbidden
and punishable by exposure.Copy !req
270. So, our first round, as ever,
is the quiz round.Copy !req
271. Fingers on hands, please.Copy !req
272. ALARM BELL RINGSCopy !req
273. And that's the alarming alarm.Copy !req
274. Do not be alarmed.
It means it's time for music round.Copy !req
275. Have a look at this clip.Copy !req
276. I can't.Copy !req
277. Yes. Beautiful.Copy !req
278. But that's enough
about our star prize.Copy !req
279. I bet you'd like to win that,
wouldn't you, Sheila? Yes.Copy !req
280. Change the bloody record...Copy !req
281. ..is the name of our music round.
Let's bring on the bloody record.Copy !req
282. What is the link between the
bloody record and The Event?Copy !req
283. Is it A, unknown?Copy !req
284. B, known, but prohibited?Copy !req
285. Or C, yes.Copy !req
286. BUZZERCopy !req
287. Sheila? Yes.Copy !req
288. Do you mean C? Yes.Copy !req
289. Bad luck, Sheila, so close, but the
answer is, of course, A, unknown. Yes.Copy !req
290. Happy birthday, happy birthday,
happy birthday to us.Copy !req
291. That's right, Prayer And A Pint
is 41 years old this week.Copy !req
292. Hello there, I'm Donny Cosy,
and I hope you can join me forCopy !req
293. this very special Prayer And A Pint,
which this week comes to youCopy !req
294. from the beautiful city
of Tehran in the East.Copy !req
295. Mention Iraq to most people,
and they'llCopy !req
296. probably think of those Indiana
Jones-type fellows on the news,Copy !req
297. but there's also a
lot of skiing here.Copy !req
298. But that may be because, as Azid
here has just kindly pointed out,Copy !req
299. Tehran is, in fact, the capital
of Iran and not in Iraq at all,Copy !req
300. which may explain what happened to
Cherie Lunghi and Max Headroom,Copy !req
301. who I was hoping would be joining me
for this week's show.Copy !req
302. But I'm very happy with
the company I've got hereCopy !req
303. and there's no mistaking
what I'm tucking into.Copy !req
304. Something you probably wouldn't
associate with Tehran,Copy !req
305. it's a Boots egg and cress sandwich
that I bought at the airport.Copy !req
306. Cracking stuff.Copy !req
307. And here, of course,Copy !req
308. is me birthday pint.Copy !req
309. Yalla yalla, lads.Copy !req
310. Is that ethanol?Copy !req
311. Kaliber mixed with ethanol.Copy !req
312. Well...Copy !req
313. Well, now it's time... now
it's time for a hymn. And ourCopy !req
314. request this week comes from Phil...Copy !req
315. Phil and Meg McQueen
of Sulky Abbot in Bumsex.Copy !req
316. And they've askedCopy !req
317. for All I Want To Do,
All I Want To Do, All I Want...Copy !req
318. ..To Do Is Praise Him.Copy !req
319. Where did you get that rubber?
At the gift shop at WH Smith.Copy !req
320. WH Smith have got a gift shop?
The big branches have.Copy !req
321. They get thousands of visitors, why not
try and flog a souvenir on the way out?Copy !req
322. "I've seen the rubbers at WH Smith."Copy !req
323. Sniff it.Copy !req
324. It smells like a big newsagents.Copy !req
325. Good, isn't it?Copy !req
326. Where did you get the ruler?
Oh, Auschwitz.Copy !req
327. There's a gift shop at Auschwitz?Copy !req
328. Why not? I mean, thousands of people
visit it. You know.Copy !req
329. I got this and a poster. A poster?Copy !req
330. And a hot dog. God.Copy !req
331. What do you expect people
to do at Auschwitz? Starve?Copy !req
332. But still, fast food?
A bit insensitive, isn't it?Copy !req
333. Oh, for God's sake, it's just
a hot dog kiosk in the car park.Copy !req
334. It's not some bloody great drive-thru
with "arbeit macht fries" written on it.Copy !req
335. Do you think there's a sketch
in this? Absolutely not.Copy !req
336. Hooley Galooley.Copy !req
337. It's Report Eight.
And it's an old favouriteCopy !req
338. from ze first series, ze
dozen eggs shenanigan.Copy !req
339. A dozen eggs are labelled 0 to 11
to confuse the hausfrau.Copy !req
340. Will she complain to the grocer?Copy !req
341. She does not. End of Report Eight.Copy !req
342. Well, well and well, that's very nearly
about all I've got time for this week.Copy !req
343. Next week, Reports Mode will be in
Hollywood, but will not be filmed.Copy !req
344. This week, it's a pie chart.Copy !req
345. So, from Unhelm, the Captain
and me,Copy !req
346. (ENGLISH ACCENT) Timothy Beresford,
it's goodnight and goodnight.Copy !req
347. (GERMAN ACCENT)
Have your scanners ready!Copy !req
348. My first day as a barrister,Copy !req
349. and I just don't know if I'm going
to be any good at barristering.Copy !req
350. Perhaps I can help.Copy !req
351. Where did you come from?
Were you hiding behind that pillar?Copy !req
352. No.Copy !req
353. Now, here's my advice.Copy !req
354. Take these.Copy !req
355. And drink them. But...Copy !req
356. No buts. Just drink.Copy !req
357. How do you feel?Copy !req
358. Actually, I feel rather good. Thanks.Copy !req
359. Erm, I said thanks.Copy !req
360. It's all right.Copy !req
361. Yes! I got that guy off that vicious sex
murder even though he obviously did it.Copy !req
362. Have you been there the whole time?Copy !req
363. Erm, yes.Copy !req
364. Why?Copy !req
365. Because I'm one of a group
of very important peopleCopy !req
366. who have been watching
you for quite a while.Copy !req
367. We've great plans for you,
which is why earlier,Copy !req
368. I let you in on one of the
world's greatest secrets.Copy !req
369. What secret? That everything
mankind doesCopy !req
370. is much, much easier
if you're ever-so-slightly drunk.Copy !req
371. That sensation you get between
half and three-quarters of the wayCopy !req
372. down your second drink of
the day, when you've justCopy !req
373. taken the edge off and feel
that anything is possible.Copy !req
374. How did you feel
after that wine I gave you?Copy !req
375. Like... anything was possible.Copy !req
376. Exactly.Copy !req
377. Come with me.Copy !req
378. Welcome to our secret headquarters
under the head offices of Oddbins.Copy !req
379. What is the point of a blindfoldCopy !req
380. if you tell everyone where we are?
Sorry. Forgot.Copy !req
381. But then again, I am slightly drunk.
As I hope you soon will be.Copy !req
382. Who are you people?Copy !req
383. We're a group bound by the creed
that humanity is better and moreCopy !req
384. noble after very nearly two drinks
than at any other time.Copy !req
385. We've been around for centuries.Copy !req
386. No-one knows quite how long,
but then it's hard to be preciseCopy !req
387. when you're constantly
slightly pissed.Copy !req
388. Suffice to say that
at all major historical events,Copy !req
389. we've been in the background,
gently swaying from side to side.Copy !req
390. My God,Copy !req
391. you're the Inebriati.Copy !req
392. I thought you were just a myth!Copy !req
393. Actually, we prefer the term
Knights Tippler.Copy !req
394. Aren't you supposed to be evil?Copy !req
395. You've been reading
too much fiction, young man.Copy !req
396. We're a force for good,
sworn to maintain a levelCopy !req
397. of just enough smashed-ness
to make everything feel lovely.Copy !req
398. But how? Our methods are subtle.Copy !req
399. I, myself, have a claret drip.Copy !req
400. I have a can of Special Brew pumping
slowly and constantly into my stomach.Copy !req
401. You may have noticed me snacking
regularly on liqueur chocolates.Copy !req
402. Ugh, Drambuie. And Malcolm over there's
about to administer himself withCopy !req
403. one of his hourly Cointreau enemas.Copy !req
404. Bottoms up.Copy !req
405. Are you sure you aren't evil?Copy !req
406. We may have made
one or two mistakes.Copy !req
407. It's basically our fault that if
you press delete in Microsoft WordCopy !req
408. it puts the whole document into
eight point Times New RomanCopy !req
409. whether you want it to or not.Copy !req
410. But overall,
we come out very much in credit.Copy !req
411. What do you want with me?Copy !req
412. Today's youth is all binge-drinking
maniacs and tight-arsed teetotallers.Copy !req
413. That will inevitably lead to a whole
new generation of Stalins and Hitlers.Copy !req
414. Hmm. Will it, though?Copy !req
415. Yes!Copy !req
416. Which is why we need fresh, young,
lovely, slightly drunk people like you.Copy !req
417. After all, no gently drink-wobbly
person could ever commit genocide.Copy !req
418. They'd be too busy buying crisps, or
trying to remember the Oscar-winningCopy !req
419. films of the '70s,
or just having a small nap.Copy !req
420. With our backing, you'll be
President of the World in 10 years.Copy !req
421. The only condition is that
you must never, everCopy !req
422. have any more than slightly
less than two drinks.Copy !req
423. Never?Copy !req
424. Never. Beyond that state
of mild intoxicated perfection liesCopy !req
425. drunken madness, third pints,
kebabs and destruction.Copy !req
426. So, what do you say?Copy !req
427. Violent crime has dropped to zero
since you added the equivalentCopy !req
428. of a glass and a half of rose
per person to the water supply.Copy !req
429. Who could possibly want to fight
after a lovely bit of rose?Copy !req
430. Indeed. And the way you averted
that Third World War...Copy !req
431. All I had to do was get a couple
of creme de menthesCopy !req
432. down Ahmadinejad and Bin Laden,
and they loosened right up.Copy !req
433. Your boozy bonhomie has
served the world well,Copy !req
434. like a more effective Ken Clarke.
We thank you.Copy !req
435. Well, no, thank you. Cheers.Copy !req
436. No! You finished your second drink!Copy !req
437. Surely it can't do any harm.Copy !req
438. Whoops. You know,Copy !req
439. a man with access to nuclear weapons
really should never get a bit fighty.Copy !req
440. You tit.
Might as well get shitfaced now.Copy !req
441. Yeah.Copy !req