1. This programme contains
some strong language.Copy !req
2. My Lord. Ah, Barbiarry,Copy !req
3. what news - another invention?
Yes, my Lord, the greatest yet.Copy !req
4. I suspected as much.
Very well, proceed.Copy !req
5. Ah, you've invented the wooden mouse.
Is that what you've been doing?Copy !req
6. Oh, but this is no toy, my Lord -
observe its secret.Copy !req
7. A ball.Copy !req
8. A ball, my Lord,
which allows the deviceCopy !req
9. to track minutely and accurately
every movement of one's hand.Copy !req
10. Very good. Yes.Copy !req
11. And then?
And then... you can click on it.Copy !req
12. So you can.
And what does that do?Copy !req
13. That helps... the general effort.Copy !req
14. Which is?Copy !req
15. I'm not quite certain just yet,
but, er...Copy !req
16. Ooh! It's wireless.Copy !req
17. It's what?Copy !req
18. It doesn't have long, thin strands
of metal coming out of it.Copy !req
19. Granted, but you could say that
about almost anything.Copy !req
20. No, but you see, something tells me
this sort of thing normally would do,Copy !req
21. to help it communicate with the...Copy !req
22. with the...Copy !req
23. Yes?
Ooh, it's on the tip of my mind.Copy !req
24. Some wondrous thing with which
one could do almost anything.Copy !req
25. Some magical device. I...Copy !req
26. I can't quite see it, but I do see very
clearly that it would need one of these.Copy !req
27. It would need a toy mouse
with a ball in it.Copy !req
28. Yes, and some anti-virus software.Copy !req
29. What do almost any
of those words mean?Copy !req
30. Anti means against.Copy !req
31. That was the one I knew.
And the rest?Copy !req
32. I don't know. It was all so clear
this morning when I woke upCopy !req
33. and scribbled it all down,
but now...Copy !req
34. now I just think I've gone a bit
mad.Copy !req
35. I see.Copy !req
36. Thank you, Barbiarry.Copy !req
37. I think this might be another
candidate for my special cupboard,Copy !req
38. along with the device for
wiping clean a screen, which,Copy !req
39. in as yet obscure circumstances,
would shield one from the wind.Copy !req
40. The device for extracting food that
has somehow become encased in metal.Copy !req
41. And, of course, the Sky Digibox,Copy !req
42. which triumphs all.Copy !req
43. 'Do you like sex?
Do you like your phone?'Copy !req
44. 'Then you'll love Text-A-Sex.Copy !req
45. 'Attractive people in your area are
having sex with each other right now.Copy !req
46. 'But since you're not one of them,Copy !req
47. 'why not settle for this instead?Copy !req
48. 'Our team of poorly paid, out-of-work
actors are waiting for youCopy !req
49. 'to text in so they can sort of
pretendCopy !req
50. 'they're having sex with you
but in words in a text.Copy !req
51. 'It's fast, friendly and lonely.Copy !req
52. 'Text-A-Sex - it's like sex
but on your phone.Copy !req
53. 'Texts cost £4 per text plus your
standard network rate. May cause misery.'Copy !req
54. Oh, shame about
the other place.Copy !req
55. Still, this looks nice. Well,
it's only for tonight.Copy !req
56. Hello, can you help me...
can I help you?Copy !req
57. Er, we were hoping
to get a room for the night.Copy !req
58. Of course - single or double?Copy !req
59. A double. Excellent.Copy !req
60. Cheers!Copy !req
61. How many are there of you? Two.Copy !req
62. So there are!Copy !req
63. I'll put you in room three.Copy !req
64. KEYS THUD ON FLOORCopy !req
65. There may be a bit of sick
on the floor,Copy !req
66. but it's OK, it's only mine.Copy !req
67. It came out when I was
trying to change the duvet.Copy !req
68. If you'd like to follow me to your
room, my wife will take your bags.Copy !req
69. Hello, I'm his wife!Copy !req
70. Darling, could you take... could you
take those bags up to room three,Copy !req
71. or four, whichever you can find?Copy !req
72. It's all right. I'm a man, really.Copy !req
73. We met in the Army.Copy !req
74. You've missed one. Another one?Copy !req
75. Oh, don't mind if I do.Copy !req
76. Excellent. Here we go.Copy !req
77. These are some of the other guests.Copy !req
78. Hello!Copy !req
79. Don't bother introducing yourselves,
they won't remember your names.Copy !req
80. Between you and me,
they're all pissed!Copy !req
81. Here's your key, you won't need it.Copy !req
82. A lot of our residents found getting
the little key into the little holeCopy !req
83. a bit fiddly, so we've had
all the doors removed.Copy !req
84. This is the en suite.Copy !req
85. The full English breakfast is £10
or the continental is free.Copy !req
86. What is the continental?
It's wine.Copy !req
87. If you need reception,
just dial zero or one or fourCopy !req
88. or any of the numbers, really. It can be
difficult to press one specific button.Copy !req
89. Hope you have a lovely stay.Copy !req
90. And on the sixth day,Copy !req
91. God created man and woman
to have dominion over the animals.Copy !req
92. And on the seventh day, God rested.Copy !req
93. And on the eighth day, God rested.
And on the ninth day, God rested.Copy !req
94. So he basically just rested
and then drowned everyoneCopy !req
95. and invented the rainbow
and then rested.Copy !req
96. And that, Isaac, brings us
pretty much up till now.Copy !req
97. Thanks, Dad.
Wow, the Lord sounds smart!Copy !req
98. He is smart, especially
those first six daysCopy !req
99. where he made everything,
but also generally.Copy !req
100. Now, run along and play in the grit.
Great, bye!Copy !req
101. (DEEP VOICE:) Abraham!
Lord!Copy !req
102. Abraham!Copy !req
103. Not interrupting, am I?Copy !req
104. No, perfect timing.
I was just telling my sonCopy !req
105. about all the wonderful
ideas you've had.Copy !req
106. Good, because, Abraham,
actually, I've had another one.Copy !req
107. Another idea? An idea from the Lord?
Oh, please tell!Copy !req
108. Yes, yes, I will and... OK.Copy !req
109. And do tell me if you think
this is, sort of...Copy !req
110. well, out of order, you know.Copy !req
111. What? Right.Copy !req
112. Well, my new idea is...Copy !req
113. human sacrifice!Copy !req
114. What?Copy !req
115. You know, human sacrifice.Copy !req
116. I think you should kill someoneCopy !req
117. and I was thinking you should kill...Copy !req
118. Ivan.Copy !req
119. Ivan? Ivan.Copy !req
120. Ivan, your son. Oh, Isaac.Copy !req
121. Isaac.
I'm so sorry, Isaac, yes, Isaac.Copy !req
122. I think you should kill Isaac.Copy !req
123. So, what...Copy !req
124. what do you think?Copy !req
125. Brilliant! Really?Copy !req
126. Oh, yes, Lord, another winner.Copy !req
127. Ivan, rustle up a pyre -
we're making a sacrifice.Copy !req
128. Ivan, I thought you said his name...Copy !req
129. Oh, no, Ivan's a much better
name, Lord, you were right.Copy !req
130. I can't wait to see
the look on his face.Copy !req
131. You're sure you're fine with this?Copy !req
132. Absolutely. You would say?Copy !req
133. I would say what, Lord?
Well, you know, if you thoughtCopy !req
134. I was asking you to do something,
you know, wrong.Copy !req
135. If I thought it was wrong?
Like I'd know(!)Copy !req
136. Like I have any chance of forming an
independent basis of right and wrongCopy !req
137. outside the instructions
of some supervisory being.Copy !req
138. No, Lord, I am your bitch.Copy !req
139. Yeah, OK, but...
Finished the pyre, Dad.Copy !req
140. Hello, Ivan.
Where's the sacrifice?Copy !req
141. Ooh, that's a good point -
where is it?Copy !req
142. Any ideas, Lord?Copy !req
143. Um...Copy !req
144. Oh, wait, I remember, it's there.Copy !req
145. What? Yes, Isaac... Ivan,Copy !req
146. the Lord's new idea is
that I should sacrifice you.Copy !req
147. Me? Brilliant! Yes.Copy !req
148. On the fifth day he invented
the birds and the fish, and todayCopy !req
149. he's invented me murdering my son.Copy !req
150. Another winner, Lord!
You're certainly not tinkering withCopy !req
151. an already perfect creation, like
some giant see-through George Lucas.Copy !req
152. Hop on, Ivan.Copy !req
153. Um...Copy !req
154. Oh...Copy !req
155. Here's a nice sturdy
bit of flint, Dad.Copy !req
156. No, um, hang on.Copy !req
157. Well done, Ivan.
Right, brace yourself, lad.Copy !req
158. No, wait! Look, wait.Copy !req
159. Yes, Lord?Copy !req
160. It... it was a test!Copy !req
161. Oh, a test.Copy !req
162. Oh, what another brilliant idea!Copy !req
163. He's so smart! Did we pass?Copy !req
164. Oh, you really passed,
Abraham, yes. Big tick.Copy !req
165. Great! Well, do let us know if you
have any other brilliant ideas, Lord.Copy !req
166. Yes, I... Ooh, actually,Copy !req
167. while you have that flint handy,
I did have another, um... idea.Copy !req
168. Yes?Copy !req
169. Well, what if you were to...Copy !req
170. Say if this is weird, but what if
you were to cut off your son's...Copy !req
171. Oh, what's it called? I can't think
of the name, the skin around the...Copy !req
172. Oh, I'll get back to you.Copy !req
173. OK. Can't wait.Copy !req
174. One zero, one zero, zero one,
one zero zero.Copy !req
175. Beg pardon, sir?Copy !req
176. That's hello in computer, Hennimore.Copy !req
177. I'm very excited about taking
our first step into the space age.Copy !req
178. This could revolutionise
how quickly we work outCopy !req
179. our payroll here at Tempranillo Gaps.Copy !req
180. Now the most important thing to
remember is blah blah blah blah blahCopy !req
181. blah blah blah...Copy !req
182. Oh, no, no, stop!Copy !req
183. No, no, no... Go back in! No!Copy !req
184. Oh, no, no, no...!Copy !req
185. Clear?
One zero, one one zero, sir.Copy !req
186. Don't tell me to fuck off, Hennimore.
Sorry, sir.Copy !req
187. On an unrelated note,
blah blah blah blah blah,Copy !req
188. Russian delegation,
blah blah blah blah,Copy !req
189. here at four. Blah blah blah blah...Copy !req
190. Blah blah blah, these state secrets
about nuclear warheads. Blah blah blah...Copy !req
191. Oh, no, don't do that!Copy !req
192. Don't read that! No, please, don't!
Nyet! Nyet! No, don't...Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. Blah blah blah blah, lobster
festival. Blah blah blah blah...Copy !req
195. Blah blah blah blah, espionage.
Blah blah blah blah.Copy !req
196. And this time, I don't want
any screw-ups! Is that clear?Copy !req
197. Um...Copy !req
198. Do svidaniya!
Do svidaniya!Copy !req
199. Do svidaniya!
Do svidaniya!Copy !req
200. Well, that went off without a hitch,
Hennimore, well done.Copy !req
201. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
202. Hennimore!Copy !req
203. Hi, everyone. Well, we're
about a third of the wayCopy !req
204. into episode six of the series.Copy !req
205. Hope you've enjoyed
what you've seen so far,Copy !req
206. but I'm afraid
the money has now run out.Copy !req
207. Episode six used to be paid for
by DVD salesCopy !req
208. and unfortunately they've gone
through the floor in the last year or soCopy !req
209. because of YouTube and torrenting,Copy !req
210. which are great for the viewer,
obviously,Copy !req
211. because particularly with a sketch show,
all the items can be up on YouTubeCopy !req
212. pretty much as soon as they've been
broadcast, so why would you buy a DVD?Copy !req
213. You'd have to be, you know... honest.Copy !req
214. So, er, as I say, great for
the viewer and/or casual criminal,Copy !req
215. not such a boon
for the programme makers.Copy !req
216. But Rob and I are as ever really
excited by new media challenges.Copy !req
217. Onwards and upwards.Copy !req
218. You may have heard that
the BBC is selling these studios,Copy !req
219. so we look forward to many yearsCopy !req
220. of making a load of crap
with a camcorder.Copy !req
221. I mean, I'm excited by Dave.Copy !req
222. I'm not one of the nay-sayers.Copy !req
223. I mean, it's no BBC Three,
but you can't have everything.Copy !req
224. You may be wondering where Robert is.
Obviously that's a budgetary thing -Copy !req
225. we can only afford
one of us from now on.Copy !req
226. So, as I say, it is pretty much
dross from here on in.Copy !req
227. Oh, there he goes.Copy !req
228. Where are you off to, Robert?Copy !req
229. I thought I might try and flog some of
these Peep Show box sets down the pub.Copy !req
230. We used to get them free.Copy !req
231. Yes, yes, we did, we...Copy !req
232. we used to get them free.Copy !req
233. Happier times.Copy !req
234. You've probably noticed that that was
a bit of a Morecambe and Wise reference.Copy !req
235. Those were the days.Copy !req
236. Those were the days.Copy !req
237. The lights are going out
all over television.Copy !req
238. We shall not see them lit again
in our lifetime.Copy !req
239. 'Do you like Wagner's Ring Cycle?Copy !req
240. 'Do you like your phone?Copy !req
241. 'Then you'll love Text-A-Ring-Cycle.'Copy !req
242. 'Our team of part-time music students
are waiting for you to text inCopy !req
243. 'so they can send you the entire
libretto of Wagner's Ring Cycle.Copy !req
244. 'Yes!
Word by white-supremacist word.Copy !req
245. 'Once you've received each text,
all you have to do is think aboutCopy !req
246. 'the music Wagner set it to,
and hey presto,Copy !req
247. 'your own version of the Ring Cycle
in your head whenever you need it.Copy !req
248. 'It's fast, friendly and Aryan.Copy !req
249. 'Text-A-Ring-Cycle - it's like four
massive operas but on your phone.Copy !req
250. 'Texts cost £4 per text
plus your standard network rate.Copy !req
251. 'Please note, Wagner's Ring Cycle
is over 20 hours long.'Copy !req
252. (SLURRING:) We have had
a lovely stay, lovely.Copy !req
253. The chocolate liqueur on the pillow
was a lovely touch.Copy !req
254. And the whisky miniatures in the
shower were a wonderful surprise.Copy !req
255. Yes.Copy !req
256. Although I will have
to wash my hair again.Copy !req
257. Did I tell you we met in the Army?Copy !req
258. So, anyway,
we'd better settle up.Copy !req
259. Oh, yes, of course.
How much do I owe you?Copy !req
260. On the house.Copy !req
261. Did I tell you we met in the Army?Copy !req
262. CAR ENGINE REVSCopy !req
263. TYRES SCREECH
THEN CRASH!Copy !req
264. We had a problem with our car -
it was all wobbly.Copy !req
265. Good morning. We had a couple in here
recently who looked just like you.Copy !req
266. That was us, wasn't it?Copy !req
267. No, no, they were different,
they were leaving.Copy !req
268. Well, I must have a double.
Good idea, I think I'll join you.Copy !req
269. The Planets Op32 - "Jupiter"
by Gustav HolstCopy !req
270. 'That's right - don't sit forward,
you're too full.Copy !req
271. 'Ah...Copy !req
272. 'Toast the crumpet of your soul
on these images.Copy !req
273. 'Let out a puddingy burp and enjoy.Copy !req
274. 'This is the ultimate
Sunday afternoon chill-out DVD.Copy !req
275. 'Over the next 14 hours,Copy !req
276. 'we'll be lulling you into sofary
oblivion with, among other things,Copy !req
277. 'all the establishing shots
from ITV's Kingdom.Copy !req
278. 'But without anything
as jolting as the plot.Copy !req
279. 'Vicars walking across lawns,Copy !req
280. 'some pretty objects from
the Antiques Roadshow.Copy !req
281. 'But instead of the stress of hearing
what things are worth,Copy !req
282. 'we just dubbed it over with the phrase
"enough money to last forever".'Copy !req
283. So you should look
to insure it for...Copy !req
284. 'Enough money to last forever.Copy !req
285. 'A crossword being filled in with the
names of characters from Dad's Army...Copy !req
286. '.. and then smeared
with delicious jam.Copy !req
287. 'And exclusive footage of a Beefeater
being hosed down with cream.'Copy !req
288. Oh, lovely, I'll just turn round
so you can do my back.Copy !req
289. 'So sit back, stifle a horseradishy
fart with a chintzy cushionCopy !req
290. 'and immerse yourself
in the audio-visual equivalentCopy !req
291. 'of a hot bath of cake.'Copy !req
292. Oh, I don't know
if I've got the energyCopy !req
293. to keep fighting the robots now.Copy !req
294. 'That Sunday Sensation chill-out,Copy !req
295. 'brought to you
by your robot masters.'Copy !req
296. Nice cup of tea, puny humans?Copy !req
297. 'Do you like arguing on the
internet? Do you like your phone?'Copy !req
298. 'Then you'll love Text-A-Blog.Copy !req
299. 'Our team of furious teenagersCopy !req
300. 'and disillusioned 30-somethings
are waiting for you to text in,Copy !req
301. 'so they can react to your opinions
with baffling vitriol.Copy !req
302. 'It's fast, angry and pointless.Copy !req
303. 'Text-A-Blog - it's like strangers
having contempt for youCopy !req
304. 'but on your phone.Copy !req
305. 'Terms and conditions apply. Please enjoy
eye-watering ignorance responsibly.'Copy !req
306. Are you all right, mate?
Um, yeah, it's nothing.Copy !req
307. Are you sure? Yeah, it's just...
my back's really sore.Copy !req
308. Just right at the top,
it's making everything difficult.Copy !req
309. D'you want me to give you a massage?
What?Copy !req
310. Oh, er, no. No, thanks.Copy !req
311. Suit yourself.Copy !req
312. It's just that, you know, people say
they'll give you a massage,Copy !req
313. then there's this really awkward
few minutes while they do itCopy !req
314. and it's a bit painful and
they're touching you in a weird way.Copy !req
315. But I've been studying massage
for the last six weeks.Copy !req
316. Have you? Yeah, fuck the oboe,Copy !req
317. that's not a life skill, massage is.
That's where it's at. Oh.Copy !req
318. Right, well...Copy !req
319. Oh, go on then, give it a go.Copy !req
320. Great!Copy !req
321. Mmm, oh...!Copy !req
322. Whoar!Copy !req
323. Ooh!Copy !req
324. Ohhh!Copy !req
325. Ooh!Copy !req
326. Oh, oh!Copy !req
327. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
328. Ohh!Copy !req
329. Ooh...! R-R-Robert...Copy !req
330. Ohh!Copy !req
331. Mmm!Copy !req
332. Ohh! R-R-Robert!Copy !req
333. Yeah?Copy !req
334. Er, this, er... this massage
you've been studying...Copy !req
335. Massage, yeah. Is it sort of...Copy !req
336. erotic massage?Copy !req
337. Massage is... is scientific, mate.Copy !req
338. Massage is massage, you know -
relaxes muscles, relieves tension,Copy !req
339. creates lovely little tingles.Copy !req
340. Yes, OK, but this massage you've
been studying, is it erotic massage?Copy !req
341. All right, yes, yes, it is.
All right?Copy !req
342. Yes, it's erotic massage.
You have to makeCopy !req
343. me feel small, don't you?
Small and stupid.Copy !req
344. I thought it would be a nice thing
to do, but no, you have to ruin it...Copy !req
345. Aaahhh!Copy !req
346. Where are you going? Away!Copy !req
347. I mean...Copy !req
348. finish me off!Copy !req
349. Come and sit down, Alison and Peter,
this is a very exciting moment for me.Copy !req
350. I'm blown away to be in the same room
as the two people who came up withCopy !req
351. my most favourite show of all time,
Numberwang.Copy !req
352. Now, let me introduce my team -Copy !req
353. disabled ethnic, teenage poofter
and woman.Copy !req
354. Don't talk to them!
They're just here to tick boxes.Copy !req
355. And do you know what,
none of them went to Oxford.Copy !req
356. I love diversity. I went to Oxford.Copy !req
357. Sorry, what I meant to say is
I didn't go to Oxford.Copy !req
358. I did!Copy !req
359. So, it's fantastic to have you
both here, Alison and Peter.Copy !req
360. Amanda, get these guys some drugs.
.. Amanda went to Oxford too,Copy !req
361. by which I mean
Amanda didn't go to Oxford either.Copy !req
362. So, one question - how the hell did
you ever come up with Numberwang?Copy !req
363. Well, um...
Peter, I don't want to know.Copy !req
364. Please don't tell me.
Great story, I'm not interested.Copy !req
365. Now, I'm not gonna pretend
to understand the creative process,Copy !req
366. because I don't understand
the creative processCopy !req
367. and because I don't know
how to pretend,Copy !req
368. but we all agree that Numberwang has
been off our screens for far too long,Copy !req
369. so I want you to have a look at this.Copy !req
370. This is a picture of a hot woman
who let me touch her boob once, yes!Copy !req
371. Don't look at the box tickers.
See that ethnic one,Copy !req
372. he'll be the head of News one day,
if we let him, which we won't.Copy !req
373. Now, here's a list of
the kind of people that watchCopy !req
374. the sort of programmes that we make.Copy !req
375. Ah, your demographics. I don't like
to use that word, Alison,Copy !req
376. because I don't know what it means.Copy !req
377. Now, the sort of person
who watched NumberwangCopy !req
378. was old, weird, had a hat,
smelled and were Belgian,Copy !req
379. which is brilliant
in a way that is awful.Copy !req
380. But nowadays we're appealing
to a different kind of audience,Copy !req
381. an audience that is young, diverse,
youngly diverse, diversely young,Copy !req
382. ethnically youthful
and homosexually young,Copy !req
383. and we think that that audience
wants us to bring back NumberwangCopy !req
384. in a way that retains
all of its original features,Copy !req
385. but is basically like Skins.Copy !req
386. We've got this proposal...Copy !req
387. Peter, I don't want to
read your proposal,Copy !req
388. I'm not gonna read it, I can't read
it, I don't know how to read.Copy !req
389. I used to know how to read,
but when I took this job,Copy !req
390. they burnt out a large part
of my brain with a hot wire.Copy !req
391. So answer this question in two words.Copy !req
392. Can you make the programme
- yes yes or no no?Copy !req
393. No, no, we don't wanna make it.
That's fantastic!Copy !req
394. Here's some money, I want it by the
beginning of next month. And remember,Copy !req
395. young, young, youthy, young,
teenagers, young people,Copy !req
396. youthsome teenager, youngness,
and above all, Numberwang!Copy !req
397. Do it, make it now,
make me the new Numberwang,Copy !req
398. go and make the new Numberwang,
bring me the new Numberwang!Copy !req
399. Do it! Numberwang, Numberwang,
Numberwang, Numberwang!Copy !req
400. Amanda, can you get me
some new pants in here, please?Copy !req
401. I think I may have pissed myself
and come at the same time.Copy !req
402. I think there might be
a documentary in it.Copy !req
403. 'From the people who brought you
Glucosade Port and Peakers CresspsCopy !req
404. 'comes Marmitt. All the great taste
of Marmite in a glove.'Copy !req
405. This glove tastes of Marmite!Copy !req
406. HE CHOKESCopy !req
407. Are you all right?
No, I just tried to eat a glove.Copy !req
408. 'Marmitt - it's the great
Marmite-tasting gloveCopy !req
409. 'that's not suitable
for human consumption.'Copy !req
410. I think he's dead.Copy !req
411. Oh, my dear brother Philip,
you look so thin.Copy !req
412. Thank you for coming, Arthur.Copy !req
413. Your brother is to be executed
tonight.Copy !req
414. You have half an hour,
then you must leave.Copy !req
415. But that's barbaric!Copy !req
416. How am I supposed to say
all I need to sayCopy !req
417. to my dear, innocent brother
in half an hour?Copy !req
418. Only half an hour.
I know, it's terrible.Copy !req
419. We have so much to say
to each other, my dear brother.Copy !req
420. Yes, yes, we do.Copy !req
421. And so little time.Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. How is Mother? Fine.Copy !req
424. Good.Copy !req
425. And Father? Still dead.Copy !req
426. And little Dorothy? Fine, yes.Copy !req
427. Everyone's fine, we're all good,
thanks. I mean,Copy !req
428. really upset that you're getting
executed, but that goes without saying.Copy !req
429. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
430. Just 29 minutes left. I know.Copy !req
431. Oh! Yes.Copy !req
432. Any trouble getting here? No. Good.Copy !req
433. So... so much to say.Copy !req
434. Thanks for being
such a great brother.Copy !req
435. You're welcome, and likewise.Copy !req
436. Thanks.Copy !req
437. And, um...Copy !req
438. Just twenty-eight-and-a-half
minutes left.Copy !req
439. Still so much to say.Copy !req
440. Yeah.Copy !req
441. And, er... thanks for being
a great brother... Said that.Copy !req
442. Getting executed... I'm fine...Copy !req
443. Yeah, I'm just trying to think.
Um... I think that's it.Copy !req
444. Right... That actually didn't take
as long as I thought.Copy !req
445. No.Copy !req
446. Look, I don't mind if you need to...Copy !req
447. Shall I...? Yeah, you pop off.
I'll be fine.Copy !req
448. Well, you know. Yeah.Copy !req
449. Well, goodbye then, Philip,
my... my dear brother.Copy !req
450. Goodbye.Copy !req
451. Hello! Guard, I'm ready!Copy !req
452. He's probably gone for a cup of tea.Copy !req
453. He probably thought
we were gonna use the whole...Copy !req
454. The whole half an hour, yeah.Copy !req
455. We probably gave him
that impression, yes.Copy !req
456. Let me out! I'm ready, let me out!Copy !req
457. I'm finished! Let me out!Copy !req
458. Let him out!
For God's sake, let him out!Copy !req
459. Let me out, let me out!
Let him out of here!Copy !req
460. Let me out, guard! We've finished!
Let him out of here!Copy !req