1. And ze two
shades of lipstick were identical,Copy !req
2. which means that only you,
Mademoiselle BrownCopy !req
3. could have placed ze cigarette
case underneath ze body.Copy !req
4. Surely, Monsieur Voirot, you're
not accusing me of murder?Copy !req
5. Indeed I am, mademoiselle.Copy !req
6. Murder of ze most treacherous
and ze most ingenious.Copy !req
7. Oh, heavens!Copy !req
8. Surely you can't mean that, Voirot.Copy !req
9. It is of ze most regrettable
that I do.Copy !req
10. Is this true, Susan?Copy !req
11. Yes, Freddie, I'm
very much afraid that it is.Copy !req
12. Yes, I did kill Lord Carlington.Copy !req
13. My God, Voirot, she's
doing the evil voice.Copy !req
14. Indeed, mon ami, I always
know I have got zemCopy !req
15. when zey start doing
ze evil voice.Copy !req
16. What?Copy !req
17. Yes, once again I had no evidence.Copy !req
18. It has been a hell of a week,
to be honest with you,Copy !req
19. but once they have done ze evil
voice, you know it is ze murderer!Copy !req
20. No! No!Copy !req
21. I really don't know how this could
have happened, Monsieur Voirot.Copy !req
22. No, no, too late. We've all heard you do
the evil voice, only murderers do that.Copy !req
23. But Monsieur Voirot, I implore you.Copy !req
24. Too late, Mademoiselle.
Ze evil voice, it never lies.Copy !req
25. And besides, now
you are smoking a cigaretteCopy !req
26. out of an evil cigarette holder...Copy !req
27. Damn you, Voirot!Copy !req
28. She's doing it again.Copy !req
29. Yes, and she has become sexier.Copy !req
30. Now she has evil lipstick and her
hair is going evil.Copy !req
31. I'm not sorry, damn you,
I'd do it again.Copy !req
32. Attention, mon capitaine.Copy !req
33. In a moment, she will kiss that guy
and zen try to kill herself.Copy !req
34. Right.Copy !req
35. Susan, I don't understand.
Oh, Freddie.Copy !req
36. It could have been so perfect,
if you weren't such a fool.Copy !req
37. Have her tits just got bigger?Copy !req
38. Zis can happen.Copy !req
39. Goodbye, Freddie.Copy !req
40. Ooh! Now then, is this
the bit where...? Oui!Copy !req
41. Susan!Copy !req
42. Oh, nuts!Copy !req
43. Ah, it is better zis way.Copy !req
44. Some courts, they do not accept
ze evil voice as evidence.Copy !req
45. Well, that's a bit of luck then.Copy !req
46. And now, Monsieur Freddie, I
wonder if I could trouble you...Copy !req
47. Yes, I did do that massive poo in
your en-suite while you were out.Copy !req
48. What? Non, monsieur...Copy !req
49. And I'd do it again, damn you,
whether or not it flushed.Copy !req
50. Er, no, I was just going to ask
you to pass me my hat.Copy !req
51. Oh...Copy !req
52. Edward, thanks for a lovely evening.Copy !req
53. Oh, there was that book I was going
to lend you, wasn't there? Oh, yes.Copy !req
54. Now, where is it? Er...Copy !req
55. Oh, look, don't worry about it.Copy !req
56. No, no, no, no...Copy !req
57. Hello. I am Jan Hankl.Copy !req
58. 30 years ago, I personally
patented the flank-patting systemCopy !req
59. for finding books on shelves.Copy !req
60. Ah, there it is.Copy !req
61. It worked for Edward and it
could work for you too.Copy !req
62. 'For over 30 years now, Jan Hankl
has been showing the worldCopy !req
63. 'how his patented flank-pat system
can help us all to focus our mindsCopy !req
64. 'and achieve our goals.Copy !req
65. 'Particularly
when looking for a book.'Copy !req
66. 30 years ago, I am nobody,Copy !req
67. then I patented the Hankl
flank-pat system...Copy !req
68. And like that,
I am Jan Hankl, you know?Copy !req
69. 'We know.'Copy !req
70. 'Only the patented flank-pat system
is like having Jan Hankl himselfCopy !req
71. 'with you in the room,
guiding you step by stepCopy !req
72. 'through this unique course of
self-betterment and achievementship.Copy !req
73. 'And here are just some
of the famous namesCopy !req
74. 'who have personally testified to Jan
Hankl's patent flank-pat system.Copy !req
75. 'Wilf Long.'Copy !req
76. And what I love about
the Hankl patenty flank patCopy !req
77. and what so many people love about
the Hankl panty-planty plant flapCopy !req
78. is that it's not just for books,
you know?Copy !req
79. People are using the system worldwide
for so much, much, much, much more.Copy !req
80. 'Finding keys...Copy !req
81. '.. Jigsaw pieces...Copy !req
82. '.. Earthquake survivors...'Copy !req
83. Send off for my Jan pankle
dangle flat pack todayCopy !req
84. and I'll also send you this.Copy !req
85. 'Jan Hankl's scissor system...Copy !req
86. '.. Hankl's new patent system for
finding scissors in the kitchen.'Copy !req
87. The sales task is over,Copy !req
88. and both teams have made massive
profits with their sensible ideas.Copy !req
89. So, well done, everyone.Copy !req
90. Unfortunately, the format requires
that one of you be fired.Copy !req
91. Obviously that's a complete departure
from what would really happen.Copy !req
92. I wouldn't be a millionaire if I fired a
fifteenth of my workforce every week.Copy !req
93. Just to help me out, does
anyone want to pointlessly lieCopy !req
94. or try and take credit for something
they didn't do?Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. Worth a try.Copy !req
97. Um...Copy !req
98. OK, I'll fire the fat one.Copy !req
99. Sorry.Copy !req
100. As you can see, it's just not
working. It's a shame.Copy !req
101. I thought it would be interesting
to watch talented business peopleCopy !req
102. competing for a prestigious job. I wonder...
Maybe that's the problem. Go on.Copy !req
103. Well, how would it be if instead,Copy !req
104. it was idiots competing for a
relatively junior job.Copy !req
105. Idiots?Copy !req
106. Yeah. We deliberately pick 16 idiots
- real idiots, arseholes as well -Copy !req
107. then we get to watch them screw
everything up, it'll be brilliant.Copy !req
108. So it's coverage of idiots behaving
idiotically for an audience of idiots.Copy !req
109. It's not just an audience of idiots.Copy !req
110. There'll be a lot of other people
who flatter themselvesCopy !req
111. they're watching with a sense of irony
and in some way haven't been taken in.Copy !req
112. Remind me, how do these ironic
non-idiots show up in the ratings?Copy !req
113. They show up the same, my friend.Copy !req
114. They show up just the same.Copy !req
115. You're watching the British
Emergency Broadcasting System.Copy !req
116. The estimated date is March or
November, 2013. It's 19 hours.Copy !req
117. So now, as usual, it's time for...Copy !req
118. The Quiz Broadcast.Copy !req
119. Hello, good evening
and remain indoors.Copy !req
120. This is The Quiz Broadcast,
coming to you every Friday,Copy !req
121. the same day as your food parcels.Copy !req
122. So, chow down on a protein fudge,Copy !req
123. take whatever injections are
recommended in your sectorCopy !req
124. and prepare to enjoy the show!Copy !req
125. Well, it's between 600
and 750 days since The Event,Copy !req
126. but that hasn't stopped those of us
that survive from enjoying ourselves.Copy !req
127. So let's remain indoors and say
hello to our contestants.Copy !req
128. Hi, there.Copy !req
129. Hello.Copy !req
130. Uuuuhhhh!Copy !req
131. That's the spirit, Unknown Male 282.Copy !req
132. So let's get on with the game.Copy !req
133. First round - Things.Copy !req
134. Fingers on buzzers.Copy !req
135. What is believed to be the name
of this pre-Event leader?Copy !req
136. Er, Heston Blumenthal?Copy !req
137. Correct.Copy !req
138. Multiple choice.Copy !req
139. Which of Shakespeare's three playsCopy !req
140. is now thought to be
prophetic of the Event?Copy !req
141. Is it A - Pericles? B - Cymbeline?
Or C - Boeing Boeing?Copy !req
142. Is it a trick question? It is.Copy !req
143. Aaaahhhhhh!Copy !req
144. Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
145. Oh, dear. Some horrible memory
from The Event, no doubt.Copy !req
146. We all get them.Copy !req
147. Yes, indeed. By night,
we all get them.Copy !req
148. Please, everyone, remain indoors.Copy !req
149. While Sheila's being electro-cured,
let's see what Peter's won.Copy !req
150. That's right, it's fuel!Copy !req
151. Oh, Lionel, glad you could make
it. Can I get you a drink?Copy !req
152. Yeah, something soft. I'm driving.Copy !req
153. Parking's an absolute nightmare
round here, isn't it?Copy !req
154. Had to reverse into the tiniest of
spaces. Still, I managed it.Copy !req
155. I mean, parking's not exactly
brain surgery, is it?Copy !req
156. And I should know.Copy !req
157. Why's that, are you a doctor?Copy !req
158. Careful. Not a doctor.
I'm a brain surgeon.Copy !req
159. Big difference. Big difference!Copy !req
160. Yeah, I actually know a joke
about this.Copy !req
161. What's the difference between a
doctor and a brain surgeon?Copy !req
162. One's not exactly brain surgery,
the other IS brain surgery!Copy !req
163. Ah!Copy !req
164. So, er, what do you guys do?Copy !req
165. I'm an accountant.Copy !req
166. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
167. Yeah, I could do with an accountant.Copy !req
168. Filling in those tax forms can get
really confusing, can't it?Copy !req
169. Still... It's not exactly
brain surgery, is it?Copy !req
170. I mean, brain surgery,
believe me, is very complex.Copy !req
171. Are you an accountant too? Er, no,
I work for a charity.Copy !req
172. Oh, that's a very selfless job,
isn't it? I admire you.Copy !req
173. I don't think I could
ever do what you do.Copy !req
174. I say that because it's emotionally
draining, not because it's hard.Copy !req
175. I mean...Copy !req
176. It's not exactly brain surgery,
is it?Copy !req
177. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what
I do. Lionel, here's your drink.Copy !req
178. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know?Copy !req
179. Yeah, he mentioned it.Copy !req
180. Oh, Jeff, did they keep you late
at the space centre?Copy !req
181. As always, yeah.Copy !req
182. I'm just going to hand this food
round. Have you met Lionel?Copy !req
183. Er, no. Hello, Lionel. So, Jeff,
how do you earn a crust?Copy !req
184. Well, I'm a scientist,
I work mainly with rockets. It's...Copy !req
185. It's um... It's pretty tough
work. What do you do?Copy !req
186. Well, I don't mean to boast,
but er, I'm a brain surgeon.Copy !req
187. Brain surgery?Copy !req
188. It's not exactly rocket science,
is it?Copy !req
189. They've arrived.Copy !req
190. Oh, great! Thanks.Copy !req
191. What are those?Copy !req
192. It's the new Mitchell And Webb
action figure prototypes.Copy !req
193. Nobody told me we were doing those.
Oh, they're brilliant.Copy !req
194. The toy manufacturers have taken
the essence of our personalitiesCopy !req
195. and reduced them down to a
one-eighth scale doll.Copy !req
196. "Talking David Mitchell doll.Copy !req
197. "Special features - David has
a 28,000- word vocabularyCopy !req
198. and three different
settings -Copy !req
199. "trenchant wit, articulate outrage
or quick-fire panel show mode."Copy !req
200. 'Thank you for that spectacularly
banal contribution to proceedings.'Copy !req
201. Not bad.
What are my special features?Copy !req
202. Um, it says you come with
a spare T-shirt.Copy !req
203. A spare T-shirt?Copy !req
204. Bloody hell, is that it?Copy !req
205. I think you've got
a talking thing too.Copy !req
206. 'Bloody hell, is that it?'Copy !req
207. See, Rob - they're absolutely
meticulous in their research.Copy !req
208. Oh, look! I'm anatomically correct.Copy !req
209. I'm not, I've just got plastic
underpants.Copy !req
210. Wow, they really are thorough,
aren't they?Copy !req
211. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
212. Ah, yes. Come in, Hennimore, I've
got rather an important job for you.Copy !req
213. Oh, dear, sir. As you'll be aware,Copy !req
214. my best and oldest friend Jock
is coming in this afternoonCopy !req
215. and we're to have a round of golf.Copy !req
216. Now, I'll be in a meeting until four,
so when he arrives at half three,Copy !req
217. I want you to show him in, tell
him to make himself comfortableCopy !req
218. and invite him to inspect my newly-
acquired set of antique golf clubs,Copy !req
219. once used by Edward VII.
Do you understand?Copy !req
220. Yes, sir. Got it, sir. Edward VII.Copy !req
221. One important thing to remember is
that Jock is a recovering alcoholicCopy !req
222. and at this stage in his
rehabilitation it is absolutely vitalCopy !req
223. that on no account should he get
the slightest whiff of liquor.Copy !req
224. Right you are, sir. He was an extremely
violent drunk in his day, Hennimore,Copy !req
225. and bitterly obsessed with his failure
to break through as a golf pro,Copy !req
226. an eventuality which,
when in his cups,Copy !req
227. he lay squarely at the door of
American golfer Jack Nicklaus.Copy !req
228. Oh right, sir.Copy !req
229. On an unrelated note, my wife has
just sent me this rather handsomeCopy !req
230. and handsomely stocked
drinks cabinet,Copy !req
231. exactly in the shape of a set of
Edwardian golf clubs.Copy !req
232. Oh, that's nice, sir.Copy !req
233. Isn't it? Now you've probably already
thought of this, but on no accountCopy !req
234. should you show
the fully stocked drinks cabinetCopy !req
235. to the violent alcoholic Scotsman,
instead of the set of golf clubs.Copy !req
236. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
237. OK, well, I'll just pop them both
on this lazy Susan for now.Copy !req
238. And remember, I don't want any
screw-ups like last time.Copy !req
239. It's been a difficult year for
Transcosmic CorridorsCopy !req
240. and the last thing we need
is any kind of fracas.Copy !req
241. Don't you worry about it, sir.Copy !req
242. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
243. Hennimore!Copy !req
244. This, Your Majesty,
is the linden tree,Copy !req
245. which has long stood as a symbol of
the loyalty and strength of our people.Copy !req
246. It is our hope that as a token of
friendship between our two countries,Copy !req
247. Your Majesty will accept the gift
of 20,000 such linden trees,Copy !req
248. to be planted throughout your kingdom's
many public parks and spacesCopy !req
249. as gentle sentinels proffering
in the heat of the summer sun,Copy !req
250. both shade to your busy citizens and
the linden's sweet distinctive scent.Copy !req
251. Ambassador, we thank you, and it
is a most distinctive scent.Copy !req
252. Prime Minister, may we have a word?Copy !req
253. Excuse us, Ambassador.Copy !req
254. Your Majesty?Copy !req
255. Can you smell cum?Copy !req
256. What?Copy !req
257. Can you smell cum?Copy !req
258. There's an incredibly strong
smell of cum.Copy !req
259. Your Majesty...Copy !req
260. I was wondering if it
might be the tree.Copy !req
261. It's not you, is it?Copy !req
262. No, it is not me, Your Majesty!Copy !req
263. I don't really...Copy !req
264. I mean... I can't say I've
really smelt...Copy !req
265. Oh, you must be able to!
It's potent.Copy !req
266. Stop!Copy !req
267. Your Majesty, stop this now.
I beg your pardon?Copy !req
268. I apologise, Your Majesty, but the
whole tenor of this conversationCopy !req
269. is completely out of keeping
with contemporary mores.Copy !req
270. What do you mean?
It's not Victorian.Copy !req
271. It's a perfectly valid observation.Copy !req
272. "Look at the funny wheels
on that penny-farthing"Copy !req
273. is a perfectly valid observation
for a Victorian, Your Majesty.Copy !req
274. "Don't linden trees smell
like cum?" conversely,Copy !req
275. is the sky falling in on our heads!Copy !req
276. Prime Minister!Copy !req
277. Do you know how hot I am under
this hat with this beard,Copy !req
278. this big Victorian beard,
Your Majesty?Copy !req
279. I am boiling!Copy !req
280. I am covered in starch
and I am boiling.Copy !req
281. And I can barely move at home
for little vases on standsCopy !req
282. or portraits of ill
children praying.Copy !req
283. And what has been the point,Copy !req
284. what really has been the point of the
last 50 years of my being a Victorian,Copy !req
285. if Queen Victoria herself is
suddenly gonna sidle overCopy !req
286. and ask me, "can I smell cum?"!Copy !req
287. Well, I have to say something.Copy !req
288. You do not! You do not!Copy !req
289. You are Queen Victoria,
this society was your idea.Copy !req
290. I am boiling and you will say nothing,
not to me and not to the Ambassador.Copy !req
291. You say then. No!Copy !req
292. Prime Minister, either one
of us says something nowCopy !req
293. or from this day forward every
single park, every single summerCopy !req
294. is going to smell of cum.Copy !req
295. Well, they're just going
to have to smell of cum then.Copy !req
296. Fine!Copy !req
297. I've cracked it.Copy !req
298. Cracked what?Copy !req
299. I've finally rendered the doorbell
obsolete.Copy !req
300. This is a drawing of a dog being
fired out of a cannon.Copy !req
301. Exactly. You simply fire
the dog from a cannonCopy !req
302. through the window of the house
you wish to visit.Copy !req
303. And that's better than
a doorbell because...?Copy !req
304. You attach a note
to the dog's face.Copy !req
305. No more irritating "Who's that
ringing the doorbell?" scenarios.Copy !req
306. You write your name and
the purpose of your visitCopy !req
307. on the note, attach
it to the dog,Copy !req
308. fire the dog through
the window of the houseCopy !req
309. and hey presto, the residents immediately
know who you are and what you want.Copy !req
310. OK, I can see the advantages of knowing
who's at the door before you answer it.Copy !req
311. I'm a genius!Copy !req
312. But I think the positives may be
outweighed by the negatives.Copy !req
313. There are no negatives.Copy !req
314. Except for a broken window,
a dead or severely injured dog,Copy !req
315. the need to carry a large cannon
around with you,Copy !req
316. and the possibility that you're
intending to visit several housesCopy !req
317. and will need several dogs.Copy !req
318. No, that's the beauty of this invention.
You can reuse the same dog.Copy !req
319. I've never shot a dog through a window,
but I'll bet it causes a few lacerations.Copy !req
320. Eventually, you'll need
to replace the dog.Copy !req
321. Key word, "eventually".Copy !req
322. I estimate you could shoot
the same dog through 24 windowsCopy !req
323. before it becomes a terrifying lump
of mutilated flesh.Copy !req
324. You're mad. Am I mad or simply
ahead of my time?Copy !req
325. You're mad.Copy !req
326. Right, fine.
But when I'm feted as the manCopy !req
327. who finally ended the world's
reliance on doorbells,Copy !req
328. don't shoot a dog through my window
with a note begging for forgiveness.Copy !req
329. You need a bigger dog!Copy !req
330. I'm gonna try a cow.Copy !req
331. Well, it's not really about
espionage.Copy !req
332. It's about the people...Copy !req
333. and how they interact.Copy !req
334. Yeah, you can't really research
the spy drama, cos it's all secret.Copy !req
335. I mean, that's the one thing that's,
you know, not secret.Copy !req
336. Was yours the strawberry cheesecake?Copy !req
337. Yeah.Copy !req
338. So, you did no research at all?Copy !req
339. Well...Copy !req
340. Does watching Octopussy count?Copy !req
341. Last week on Undercover Secret
Spies...Copy !req
342. Here's the secret document. Sssh!Copy !req
343. But we're in Spy HQ. Yes, but we
could still be being spied on.Copy !req
344. Even in here? That
is so complicated.Copy !req
345. That message you intercepted, I
can't read it, it's gobbledygook.Copy !req
346. My God, they must be using code.Copy !req
347. Code? Sssh!Copy !req
348. I'll get the code book.Copy !req
349. Meanwhile, a good one
is for you to assumeCopy !req
350. each letter is one letter
up in the alphabet.Copy !req
351. What, A is B, B is C and so forth?Copy !req
352. That blows my mind.Copy !req
353. Ssshh! Ssh! Ssh! Ssh.Copy !req
354. Ow! Sorry.Copy !req
355. Ssshh! Ow! Ssh! Shh!Copy !req
356. So, you're a rookie spy?Copy !req
357. New to the world of remembering not
to tell people your job at parties.Copy !req
358. I might be. You're good.Copy !req
359. I see you've bought newspaper
and scissors.Copy !req
360. Check.Copy !req
361. Well, start cutting eye holes.Copy !req
362. Oh, how are you getting on?Copy !req
363. Oh, busy busy, but
we should make it.Copy !req
364. All right, bro, how's it going?Copy !req
365. Russ! What are you doing here?Copy !req
366. Huh, that's nice.
Great to see you to(!)Copy !req
367. Well, no, of course we're always happy
to see you, aren't we, Mrs Claus?Copy !req
368. I'll get you a drink.Copy !req
369. So, how's the new festival going?Copy !req
370. What was it called, Winter Fest?
"Winter Fest X" or "Xtrememas".Copy !req
371. The paperwork's not finalised yet,
but yes, very exciting.Copy !req
372. Oh, that's wonderful, Russ.Copy !req
373. Cos, you know, nobody's
ever done a combinedCopy !req
374. extreme sports and
end-of-year festival before.Copy !req
375. It's gonna be huge,
and the money...Copy !req
376. it's gonna make your Christmas
look like chicken feed. Oh, well.Copy !req
377. You know I don't do it
for the money.Copy !req
378. Yeah, well, that was why I was thinking
of giving you the opportunityCopy !req
379. to get involved in my gig. No, no,
no, I wouldn't want to intrude.Copy !req
380. I'm happy with my old-fashioned Christmas
- I'll leave the innovation to you.Copy !req
381. I'm not talking about a lot of
work, maybe just a bit of equityCopy !req
382. to help until ticket sales pick up,
perhaps an endorsement.Copy !req
383. Russ, I can't.
Of course you fucking can!Copy !req
384. Why do you think Winter Fest X
isn't taking off?Copy !req
385. It's because Christmas
is screwing us.Copy !req
386. Look, I did suggest at the time that
you tried to do more of a summer event.Copy !req
387. Don't you bloody do that!Copy !req
388. You owe me big time, Santa. If I go
under again, it'll be on your head.Copy !req
389. I thought it was going well.Copy !req
390. It's all gone to crap.
All the sponsors have pulled out.Copy !req
391. But, what about the big tour bus
and all those hotel conferences?Copy !req
392. How could you afford...?
It's all on credit cards.Copy !req
393. I'm in the hole for 40 grand, you've gotta
help me. I don't have that kind of money.Copy !req
394. I mean, if you're looking for work,
I could offer you a job.Copy !req
395. Christ, no! Don't put me on
the line, not with the elves.Copy !req
396. A job's a job, Russ.Copy !req
397. And besides, it'll be fun.Copy !req
398. We've got some wonderful new toys
this year, some really nice stuff.Copy !req
399. I'll get some samples from
the workshop, two minutes.Copy !req
400. So, Joyce, how's it been?Copy !req
401. How can you do this?Copy !req
402. How can you just come back into our lives
like this after everything that happened?Copy !req
403. Come on, Joyce.Copy !req
404. You swore. You swore if I got rid
of it, you'd never come back.Copy !req
405. Maybe I couldn't stay away.Copy !req
406. Russ, I can't do this to him again.Copy !req
407. Not now. It's his
busiest time of year!Copy !req
408. He's been neglecting you, Joyce.Copy !req
409. Working all hours,
flying off all over the world.Copy !req
410. I don't mind, it's his job.Copy !req
411. But you do mind.Copy !req
412. You're a woman, Joyce -
a beautiful, sexual woman.Copy !req
413. And you know what?Copy !req
414. Oh, no.Copy !req
415. Russ, please...Copy !req
416. You're poison.Copy !req
417. Have a look at these little...Copy !req
418. Joyce! Russ! What are you...?Copy !req
419. Joyce wasn't feeling well, she...Copy !req
420. Oh, God!
How can I have been so blind?Copy !req
421. Rudolph, no! Don't come in here!Copy !req
422. How long has this been going on?Copy !req
423. For as long as you've been
ignoring her needs.Copy !req
424. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, God!Copy !req
425. This is why you wanted
to have the...Copy !req
426. It wasn't mine, was it?Copy !req
427. It wasn't mine!Copy !req
428. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
429. No! No, no...Copy !req
430. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
431. Look, I know this is a shock,Copy !req
432. but what's happened has happened. We're
a family, that's what matters, yeah?Copy !req
433. So, come on, let's just get
through Christmas.Copy !req