1. And ze two
shades of lipstick were identical,
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Mademoiselle Brown
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case underneath ze body.
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not accusing me of murder?
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5. Indeed I am, mademoiselle.
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and ze most ingenious.
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that I do.
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very much afraid that it is.
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doing the evil voice.
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know I have got zem
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ze evil voice.
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to be honest with you,
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voice, you know it is ze murderer!
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have happened, Monsieur Voirot.
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the evil voice, only murderers do that.
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Ze evil voice, it never lies.
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you are smoking a cigarette
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hair is going evil.
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I'd do it again.
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and zen try to kill herself.
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Oh, Freddie.
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if you weren't such a fool.
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ze evil voice as evidence.
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wonder if I could trouble you...
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your en-suite while you were out.
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whether or not it flushed.
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you to pass me my hat.
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to lend you, wasn't there? Oh, yes.
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56. No, no, no, no...
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patented the flank-patting system
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could work for you too.
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has been showing the world
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can help us all to focus our minds
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when looking for a book.'
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flank-pat system...
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I am Jan Hankl, you know?
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is like having Jan Hankl himself
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guiding you step by step
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self-betterment and achievementship.
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of the famous names
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Hankl's patent flank-pat system.
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the Hankl patenty flank pat
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the Hankl panty-planty plant flap
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you know?
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for so much, much, much, much more.
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dangle flat pack today
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86. '.. Hankl's new patent system for
finding scissors in the kitchen.'
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87. The sales task is over,
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profits with their sensible ideas.
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that one of you be fired.
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from what would really happen.
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fifteenth of my workforce every week.
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anyone want to pointlessly lie
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they didn't do?
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working. It's a shame.
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to watch talented business people
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Maybe that's the problem. Go on.
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relatively junior job.
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106. Yeah. We deliberately pick 16 idiots
- real idiots, arseholes as well -
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everything up, it'll be brilliant.
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idiotically for an audience of idiots.
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who flatter themselves
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and in some way haven't been taken in.
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non-idiots show up in the ratings?
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114. They show up just the same.
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Emergency Broadcasting System.
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116. The estimated date is March or
November, 2013. It's 19 hours.
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119. Hello, good evening
and remain indoors.
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coming to you every Friday,
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121. the same day as your food parcels.
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122. So, chow down on a protein fudge,
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recommended in your sector
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and 750 days since The Event,
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that survive from enjoying ourselves.
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127. So let's remain indoors and say
hello to our contestants.
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128. Hi, there.
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129. Hello.
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130. Uuuuhhhh!
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of this pre-Event leader?
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prophetic of the Event?
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Or C - Boeing Boeing?
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144. Is it a trick question? It is.
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147. Oh, dear. Some horrible memory
from The Event, no doubt.
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149. Yes, indeed. By night,
we all get them.
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150. Please, everyone, remain indoors.
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151. While Sheila's being electro-cured,
let's see what Peter's won.
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153. Oh, Lionel, glad you could make
it. Can I get you a drink?
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round here, isn't it?
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156. Had to reverse into the tiniest of
spaces. Still, I managed it.
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brain surgery, is it?
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160. Careful. Not a doctor.
I'm a brain surgeon.
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161. Big difference. Big difference!
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about this.
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doctor and a brain surgeon?
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the other IS brain surgery!
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168. Oh, that's good.
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169. Yeah, I could do with an accountant.
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170. Filling in those tax forms can get
really confusing, can't it?
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171. Still... It's not exactly
brain surgery, is it?
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believe me, is very complex.
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I work for a charity.
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isn't it? I admire you.
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ever do what you do.
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176. I say that because it's emotionally
draining, not because it's hard.
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is it?
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179. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what
I do. Lionel, here's your drink.
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180. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know?
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181. Yeah, he mentioned it.
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182. Oh, Jeff, did they keep you late
at the space centre?
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183. As always, yeah.
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round. Have you met Lionel?
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185. Er, no. Hello, Lionel. So, Jeff,
how do you earn a crust?
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I work mainly with rockets. It's...
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work. What do you do?
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188. Well, I don't mean to boast,
but er, I'm a brain surgeon.
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189. Brain surgery?
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190. It's not exactly rocket science,
is it?
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191. They've arrived.
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192. Oh, great! Thanks.
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193. What are those?
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194. It's the new Mitchell And Webb
action figure prototypes.
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195. Nobody told me we were doing those.
Oh, they're brilliant.
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196. The toy manufacturers have taken
the essence of our personalities
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197. and reduced them down to a
one-eighth scale doll.
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199. "Special features - David has
a 28,000- word vocabulary
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settings -
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or quick-fire panel show mode."
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202. 'Thank you for that spectacularly
banal contribution to proceedings.'
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203. Not bad.
What are my special features?
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204. Um, it says you come with
a spare T-shirt.
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205. A spare T-shirt?
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206. Bloody hell, is that it?
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a talking thing too.
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208. 'Bloody hell, is that it?'
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meticulous in their research.
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210. Oh, look! I'm anatomically correct.
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211. I'm not, I've just got plastic
underpants.
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212. Wow, they really are thorough,
aren't they?
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214. Ah, yes. Come in, Hennimore, I've
got rather an important job for you.
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is coming in this afternoon
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218. Now, I'll be in a meeting until four,
so when he arrives at half three,
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him to make himself comfortable
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acquired set of antique golf clubs,
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Do you understand?
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222. Yes, sir. Got it, sir. Edward VII.
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that Jock is a recovering alcoholic
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rehabilitation it is absolutely vital
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the slightest whiff of liquor.
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226. Right you are, sir. He was an extremely
violent drunk in his day, Hennimore,
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to break through as a golf pro,
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when in his cups,
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American golfer Jack Nicklaus.
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230. Oh right, sir.
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just sent me this rather handsome
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drinks cabinet,
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Edwardian golf clubs.
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234. Oh, that's nice, sir.
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thought of this, but on no account
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the fully stocked drinks cabinet
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instead of the set of golf clubs.
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238. Absolutely, sir.
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239. OK, well, I'll just pop them both
on this lazy Susan for now.
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240. And remember, I don't want any
screw-ups like last time.
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241. It's been a difficult year for
Transcosmic Corridors
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242. and the last thing we need
is any kind of fracas.
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243. Don't you worry about it, sir.
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is the linden tree,
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the loyalty and strength of our people.
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friendship between our two countries,
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of 20,000 such linden trees,
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many public parks and spaces
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in the heat of the summer sun,
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the linden's sweet distinctive scent.
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255. Ambassador, we thank you, and it
is a most distinctive scent.
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261. Can you smell cum?
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262. There's an incredibly strong
smell of cum.
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might be the tree.
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266. No, it is not me, Your Majesty!
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really smelt...
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It's potent.
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I beg your pardon?
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272. I apologise, Your Majesty, but the
whole tenor of this conversation
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with contemporary mores.
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It's not Victorian.
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on that penny-farthing"
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for a Victorian, Your Majesty.
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like cum?" conversely,
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this hat with this beard,
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Your Majesty?
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and I am boiling.
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for little vases on stands
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children praying.
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last 50 years of my being a Victorian,
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suddenly gonna sidle over
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this society was your idea.
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not to me and not to the Ambassador.
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295. You say then. No!
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of us says something now
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single park, every single summer
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299. Well, they're just going
to have to smell of cum then.
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300. Fine!
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obsolete.
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fired out of a cannon.
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the dog from a cannon
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you wish to visit.
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307. And that's better than
a doorbell because...?
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to the dog's face.
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ringing the doorbell?" scenarios.
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the purpose of your visit
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it to the dog,
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the window of the house
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know who you are and what you want.
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who's at the door before you answer it.
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outweighed by the negatives.
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a dead or severely injured dog,
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around with you,
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intending to visit several houses
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322. No, that's the beauty of this invention.
You can reuse the same dog.
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but I'll bet it causes a few lacerations.
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to replace the dog.
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the same dog through 24 windows
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of mutilated flesh.
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ahead of my time?
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But when I'm feted as the man
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reliance on doorbells,
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with a note begging for forgiveness.
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336. I'm gonna try a cow.
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337. Well, it's not really about
espionage.
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340. Yeah, you can't really research
the spy drama, cos it's all secret.
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you know, not secret.
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343. Yeah.
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347. Last week on Undercover Secret
Spies...
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349. But we're in Spy HQ. Yes, but we
could still be being spied on.
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350. Even in here? That
is so complicated.
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can't read it, it's gobbledygook.
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352. My God, they must be using code.
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353. Code? Sssh!
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is for you to assume
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up in the alphabet.
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357. What, A is B, B is C and so forth?
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to tell people your job at parties.
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and scissors.
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367. Well, start cutting eye holes.
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368. Oh, how are you getting on?
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369. Oh, busy busy, but
we should make it.
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370. All right, bro, how's it going?
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Great to see you to(!)
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to see you, aren't we, Mrs Claus?
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"Winter Fest X" or "Xtrememas".
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but yes, very exciting.
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ever done a combined
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end-of-year festival before.
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and the money...
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look like chicken feed. Oh, well.
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for the money.
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384. Yeah, well, that was why I was thinking
of giving you the opportunity
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no, I wouldn't want to intrude.
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- I'll leave the innovation to you.
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work, maybe just a bit of equity
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perhaps an endorsement.
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Of course you fucking can!
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isn't taking off?
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is screwing us.
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you tried to do more of a summer event.
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under again, it'll be on your head.
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395. I thought it was going well.
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396. It's all gone to crap.
All the sponsors have pulled out.
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397. But, what about the big tour bus
and all those hotel conferences?
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398. How could you afford...?
It's all on credit cards.
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399. I'm in the hole for 40 grand, you've gotta
help me. I don't have that kind of money.
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400. I mean, if you're looking for work,
I could offer you a job.
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401. Christ, no! Don't put me on
the line, not with the elves.
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402. A job's a job, Russ.
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403. And besides, it'll be fun.
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404. We've got some wonderful new toys
this year, some really nice stuff.
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405. I'll get some samples from
the workshop, two minutes.
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406. So, Joyce, how's it been?
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407. How can you do this?
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408. How can you just come back into our lives
like this after everything that happened?
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409. Come on, Joyce.
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410. You swore. You swore if I got rid
of it, you'd never come back.
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411. Maybe I couldn't stay away.
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412. Russ, I can't do this to him again.
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413. Not now. It's his
busiest time of year!
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414. He's been neglecting you, Joyce.
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415. Working all hours,
flying off all over the world.
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416. I don't mind, it's his job.
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417. But you do mind.
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418. You're a woman, Joyce -
a beautiful, sexual woman.
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419. And you know what?
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420. Oh, no.
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421. Russ, please...
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422. You're poison.
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423. Have a look at these little...
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424. TOYS SQUEAK
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425. Joyce! Russ! What are you...?
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426. Joyce wasn't feeling well, she...
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427. Oh, God!
How can I have been so blind?
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428. SNORTING
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429. Rudolph, no! Don't come in here!
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430. How long has this been going on?
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431. For as long as you've been
ignoring her needs.
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432. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, God!
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433. This is why you wanted
to have the...
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434. It wasn't mine, was it?
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435. It wasn't mine!
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436. Oh, I'm so sorry.
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437. No! No, no...
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438. I'm so sorry.
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439. Look, I know this is a shock,
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440. but what's happened has happened. We're
a family, that's what matters, yeah?
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441. So, come on, let's just get
through Christmas.
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