1. I let my dog off his lead
and he just ran into the road.Copy !req
2. It's the Helivets!Copy !req
3. - We're the Helivets!
- Where's the pet in peril?Copy !req
4. And who's the concerned owner?Copy !req
5. Don't worry, young lady, we'll soon
have your scamp back wagging his tail...Copy !req
6. - It's dead.
tickling his tummy...Copy !req
7. - It's dead.
throwing him his ball...Copy !req
8. - His head's over there.
- We can save him.Copy !req
9. We can't. Come on!Copy !req
10. We're the Helivets!Copy !req
11. Yeah, OK.
Well, I'll see you later. Bye.Copy !req
12. - I can't face this.
- What?Copy !req
13. The Roundheads
and the Cavaliers... again.Copy !req
14. What's wrong
with the Roundheads and Cavaliers?Copy !req
15. I'm just sick of it. We must've done it
at least twenty times.Copy !req
16. We come up the hill, you ambush,
blah-blah-blah, Cromwell marches on.Copy !req
17. I mean, there must be
something else we can do.Copy !req
18. So, we're the government forces
of the Democratic Republic of Congo...Copy !req
19. Yeah. And we're the rebel militiamen
representing Sudanese tribal interests.Copy !req
20. - Yeah.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
21. Ready?Copy !req
22. Are you absolutely sure
that this isn't... racist?Copy !req
23. Yeah. It's an historically accurate
recreation of a landmark global conflict.Copy !req
24. - Right...
- So, take your positions!Copy !req
25. - Ready?
- Hmm...Copy !req
26. OK, so...Copy !req
27. You will stop us if you think
it's getting even the teeniest bit racist?Copy !req
28. Absolutely. Yeah.Copy !req
29. Go ahead.Copy !req
30. I am goin' to kill you
with dis big machete!Copy !req
31. Stop!Copy !req
32. - It's racist. Very, very racist.
- Shame.Copy !req
33. Can I cadge a lift? My ceremonial
headdress won't fit in the Saxo.Copy !req
34. Right, let's have a look at your charts,
Mr Peppard.Copy !req
35. - Hmm... Looking better than yesterday.
- Ooh, thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
36. Now, you might feel a small prick.Copy !req
37. Wouldn't be the first.Copy !req
38. Brace yourself,
here's one in the posterior.Copy !req
39. I should be so lucky. I hope you know
where you're sticking it.Copy !req
40. - Don't worry, it isn't hard.
- Speak for yourself.Copy !req
41. Shall I get my cock out?Copy !req
42. What?Copy !req
43. Dr Asquith,
go and help Nurse Sidebottom.Copy !req
44. - Uh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
45. - Tea or coffee, darling?
- That's a lovely pair of jugs.Copy !req
46. Cheeky! Keep your hands off 'em,
they're hot!Copy !req
47. Tell me something I don't know.
Har har!Copy !req
48. Do you want to rub them on my cock?Copy !req
49. Asquith! Come with me!Copy !req
50. What on earth is wrong with you,
Dr Asquith?Copy !req
51. This is supposed to be
a bawdy 1970s hospital.Copy !req
52. Please stick to using innuendo.Copy !req
53. Sorry, sir, but I've never really
understood the differenceCopy !req
54. between double entendres
and the stuff I say.Copy !req
55. Let me try to explain.Copy !req
56. If I say, "Would you like to grasp
my rod?", that's innuendo.Copy !req
57. "Would you like to wank off my cock?",
that's not.Copy !req
58. Do you see what I mean?Copy !req
59. Not really.Copy !req
60. Maybe you're not cut out to be
a doctor in a bawdy 1970s hospital.Copy !req
61. Right.
Perhaps it's for the best if I leave.Copy !req
62. I think you're right. Don't make a scene,
just leave discreetly.Copy !req
63. Use the rear entrance
and go up the back passage.Copy !req
64. - Oo-er, missus?
- Too late.Copy !req
65. and hello to our viewers in England.Copy !req
66. I hope you've had a safe week.
Glablang man methhod wank methhod.Copy !req
67. With the wonderful art of padlock
folding, or... padlockigami.Copy !req
68. Padlockigami man beniweth...
is a hobby any man can pick up.Copy !req
69. All you need... mannwaddel
methho glabban wanchbell,Copy !req
70. from a store or smith.Copy !req
71. Alloaith banni ban maui
show you first,Copy !req
72. sann benni weth... the Swan.Copy !req
73. Alloaith methol padlockigami...
acquaintance with your parts.Copy !req
74. Ballthleglann benni... the Swan...
ethell fann.Copy !req
75. Mann wathy clann iello...
keeping your hands well clear,Copy !req
76. ban whenni hathfy.Copy !req
77. Bran baui methhol... the chuff.Copy !req
78. Alloaith mach maui wethhol...
the splint.Copy !req
79. Then you're ready to get folding...
mann waddell bran baui benniweth.Copy !req
80. And there is a... sanni bethweth...
the Swan! Gathhy?Copy !req
81. Ah... Gathhy gamni man wathell,Copy !req
82. fading away on all sorts
of bonny bethhy.Copy !req
83. Llabonnibethhy san benni wethh,
to join the others!Copy !req
84. Bethh wellhi fanni jam.Copy !req
85. See? There is his cousins!Copy !req
86. Alloaith man mathhol...
peeking round a frond, ah!Copy !req
87. Athhi benma waddell... the Swan,
leaving them all getting on together.Copy !req
88. Atthi banma wadli padlockigami,
padlock folding.Copy !req
89. So, I hope to see you then. Goodbye.Copy !req
90. Tomorrow night on Sky Sports 4,
it's the clash of the South Coast.Copy !req
91. The irresistible force of Portsmouth
meet the immovable Southampton,Copy !req
92. in a clash that'll go down in historyCopy !req
93. as one of the many matches
happening this weekend!Copy !req
94. There are old scores
to be settled at The Dell.Copy !req
95. Scores like 1-0 and 2-2, that have
happened in previous years!Copy !req
96. Who will win this time between
Sunderland and Blackburn?Copy !req
97. On Sunday, live,
the battle for the Northwest,Copy !req
98. when Shrewsbury meet Macclesfield
in a match described as "On Sunday"!Copy !req
99. Coming up midweek, the giants Charlton
play host to the titans Ipswich,Copy !req
100. making them seem normal size.Copy !req
101. Then Tottenham play Bolton
to see who will win that!Copy !req
102. Also, Manchester United return
to Aston Villa for a game of footballCopy !req
103. to determine the victors for this year
at least, and indeed at most.Copy !req
104. Looking to March, every football team
will be playing football several times.Copy !req
105. Catch all that football here, where we'll
be showing all the football all the time!Copy !req
106. Catch all of the constantly happening
football here!Copy !req
107. It's all here and it's all football always!Copy !req
108. It's impossible to keep track of all of it,Copy !req
109. but your best chance is here!Copy !req
110. Thousands of hours of football,
each more climactic than the last!Copy !req
111. Constant, dizzying, 24-hour,
year-long, endless football!Copy !req
112. Every kick massively mattering
to someone, presumably!Copy !req
113. Watch it all here all of the time forever!
It will never stop!Copy !req
114. The football
is officially going on forever!Copy !req
115. It will never be finally decided
who has won the football!Copy !req
116. There is still everything to play for,
and forever to play it in!Copy !req
117. So that's the football coming up!
Watch it! Watch the football!Copy !req
118. Watch it! It's gonna move!
Watch the football! It's football!Copy !req
119. Shall we put the telly on?Copy !req
120. - Can you smell burning?
- No.Copy !req
121. This is "London's Burning"
and you're quite impressionable.Copy !req
122. This isn't "London's Burning",
it's "Pride And Prejudice".Copy !req
123. Is it? I was watching it
like it's "London's Burning".Copy !req
124. - What did you think was going on?
- I thought it was a massive flashback.Copy !req
125. - Want a cup of tea?
- Nah.Copy !req
126. I don't think I do either really.Copy !req
127. - Seen this before.
- Oh.Copy !req
128. Oh, look, there was a fire.Copy !req
129. That was a clip from your latest film,
"Sometimes Fires Go Out",Copy !req
130. which has been described
as "unrelentingly real",Copy !req
131. "a devastatingly faithful rendition
of how life is",Copy !req
132. and "dull, dull, unbearably dull".Copy !req
133. Those quotes from the same review.
Welcome.Copy !req
134. Hello.Copy !req
135. "Sometimes Fires Go Out" picks up
on themes from your earlier work,Copy !req
136. most notably "The Man Who Has
A Cough, It's Just A Cough, He's Fine".Copy !req
137. - We have a clip.
- Super.Copy !req
138. Oh, Kylie, I do so love you.Copy !req
139. Darling, are you all right?Copy !req
140. It's just a cough. I'll be fine.Copy !req
141. Oh...Copy !req
142. Oh, Adam, it's so good to see you.Copy !req
143. You, too, Kylie.Copy !req
144. If only I could shake this blasted cough.
It's such a bore.Copy !req
145. - Yes. Of course, darling.Copy !req
146. - Adam?
- Hello, Kylie.Copy !req
147. But you're... you're better.Copy !req
148. - Well, yes, it was just a cough.
- Oh...Copy !req
149. Do you want to come back to mine?Copy !req
150. Um... Look, I thought you had TB.Copy !req
151. TB? No, I'd have mentioned that. God!
No, it's just a cough.Copy !req
152. Right.
I wish I hadn't let you do me now!Copy !req
153. Charming!Copy !req
154. - Wonderful stuff.
- Thank you.Copy !req
155. Did you notice that the Edwardian
woman is called Kylie?Copy !req
156. - Yes.
- Bit weird, isn't it?Copy !req
157. Er... yeah.Copy !req
158. So, Peter, what would you say,
apologies if this is a crass question,Copy !req
159. is the horniest bra size on a woman?Copy !req
160. - What?
- I mean, what's the film's message?Copy !req
161. I feel the modern film industry
has increasingly failedCopy !req
162. to reflect reality as people live it.Copy !req
163. I mean, no one goes for a piss
in "Star Wars".Copy !req
164. In the whole of "Ghostbusters",
no one brushes their teeth.Copy !req
165. In "Lost In Translation",
nothing happens at all.Copy !req
166. Let's move onto our next clip from your
1939 drama "The Gathering People".Copy !req
167. But surely, Prime Minister, Herr Hitler's
actions demand the strongest response.Copy !req
168. Hang on. I think I'm about to sneeze.Copy !req
169. No. No, I'm not.Copy !req
170. - So frustrating.
- Yes.Copy !req
171. No.Copy !req
172. Actually, I need the loo.Copy !req
173. Right-o.Copy !req
174. Should we carry on talking
about the war?Copy !req
175. - I think we should probably wait.
- Right.Copy !req
176. What makes me proud of that moment
is when it was first shown in the cinema,Copy !req
177. quite a lot of the audience actually
went to the loo at the same point.Copy !req
178. Well, I assume they went to the loo.
They left, anyway.Copy !req
179. Indeed. And tell me, and apologies
if this is a naive question...Copy !req
180. - Do puppies have Christmas?
- What?Copy !req
181. I mean, is there a extent to which
you reject narrative convention,Copy !req
182. - cliché, if you will...
- Thank you.Copy !req
183. has led you away from the realism
which you sought to portray?Copy !req
184. - Are you talking about "Casualty"?
- I'm talking about "Casualty".Copy !req
185. I think they've had a terrible time
with the builders.Copy !req
186. We've had damp
and it's literally the worst thing.Copy !req
187. Yeah...Copy !req
188. Bye.Copy !req
189. Aliens!Copy !req
190. - Your backwash is making it fizzier!
- Sorry, that'll be the bon-bons.Copy !req
191. Look, Ginger, my nemesis
has left a calling card!Copy !req
192. A single monogrammed glove.
Pick it up!Copy !req
193. Yes, sir.Copy !req
194. Look, Ginger!Copy !req
195. My nemesis
has left another calling card.Copy !req
196. A single monogrammed panty-liner.Copy !req
197. - Pick it up.
- Do I have to, sir?Copy !req
198. Of course you do. I'm incredibly busy!Copy !req
199. Look, Ginger. My nemesis
has left another calling card.Copy !req
200. - What's that, sir?
- There, on that fat man's wrist!Copy !req
201. Quick, before the police bungle in
and contaminate the evidence.Copy !req
202. Yes, sir!Copy !req
203. Excellent use
of the monogrammed panty-liner!Copy !req
204. - (Man) He's taken my watch!
- I think he noticed, sir!Copy !req
205. We must make good our escape,
Ginger. I'll drive.Copy !req
206. 'In a world spinning as fast as when
you've just sniffed a Dulux tester can,Copy !req
207. 'who is left to fight for all
that is full of moneyCopy !req
208. 'that belongs to that teenager
who can't handle himself?Copy !req
209. 'Yes, it's the surprising adventures
of me, Sir Digby Chicken Caesar! 'Copy !req
210. Oh, stop, Ginger, I must think.
We're so close to finding my nemesis.Copy !req
211. I believe we're looking
for a menstruating childCopy !req
212. who is waterproofed
to a depth of 50 metres.Copy !req
213. Where can he be hiding
in such a fiendish disguise?Copy !req
214. - I smell sausage rolls.
- You mean, something fishy?Copy !req
215. No, I smell sausage rolls.Copy !req
216. You mean, you detect the dread hand
of my nemesis' arch-rival,Copy !req
217. Viscount von Sausage-Rolls?Copy !req
218. No, I can smell sausage rolls!Copy !req
219. Fucking what?Copy !req
220. - I can smell sausage rolls!
- Stop saying that!Copy !req
221. - Can you smell sausage rolls?
- Sometimes.Copy !req
222. Gadzooks! He must be hiding
amongst these cake-eating dwarfs.Copy !req
223. But how to outwit the guard?Copy !req
224. 'How did my nemesis shrink himself?Copy !req
225. 'When will Ginger find a method
for discovering waterproof dwarfs?Copy !req
226. 'Why don't kids' parties have real booze
like when I was a dwarf?Copy !req
227. 'Find out in the next instalmentCopy !req
228. 'of "The Adventures
of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar".'Copy !req
229. Red Beard, if I finish chipping
this flint by time when sun is hottest,Copy !req
230. you could tie it to a stick
by time when we all get hungry?Copy !req
231. I don't think so, Big Feet.Copy !req
232. Today we're going to clearing where we
go sometimes till we go to our huts.Copy !req
233. - Really? What for?
- It's Bronze Orientation Day.Copy !req
234. Oh, bugger.
I'm sick of hearing about bronze.Copy !req
235. Bronze, bronze, bronze, bronze.Copy !req
236. What's wrong with stone?
Does stone not work all of a sudden?Copy !req
237. They say bronze will revolutionise
the way we hunter-gather.Copy !req
238. Well, maybe. I can't be doing with it.
Horrid, shiny stuff. Eurgh!Copy !req
239. Er... Guys? This is Hairy BackCopy !req
240. from Tribe Who Have
Lots Of Jewellery Suddenly.Copy !req
241. He'll be leading
our Bronze Orientation Day.Copy !req
242. Hairy Back, this is Big Feet and Red
Beard, our foremost chipper and tier.Copy !req
243. Great. Exactly the people
I need to get through to.Copy !req
244. My message for you is this:
"Don't be afraid of bronze!"Copy !req
245. Unless, of course, someone is
attacking you with a bronze axe,Copy !req
246. in which case you should be afraid,
because bronze is brilliant!Copy !req
247. Meet bronze. Bronze is your friend.Copy !req
248. Bronze is user-friendly, multi-purpose,
exciting, zeitgeisty,Copy !req
249. and, most importantly of all,
it's slightly shiny.Copy !req
250. Every day, we're finding
new uses for bronze.Copy !req
251. Bronze plates, bronze cups,Copy !req
252. bronze hats, bronze shoes, even...Copy !req
253. bronze windows!Copy !req
254. Bronze doesn't even
need to be chipped.Copy !req
255. So, stone is dead,
prepare for the Age of Bronze!Copy !req
256. Thank you.Copy !req
257. - Yes, you have a question.
- Er... Yeah.Copy !req
258. When you say bronze
doesn't need to be chipped, right,Copy !req
259. my question is... doesn't it?Copy !req
260. No. With new modern smelting,
chipping is a thing of the past.Copy !req
261. Right. Cos I'm a chipper, you see?Copy !req
262. I won't lie, chippers as a breed are going
the way of the sabre-toothed tiger.Copy !req
263. - No, I mean they're gonna be extinct.Copy !req
264. Have you thought of re-training
as a smelter?Copy !req
265. No. No, I haven't.Copy !req
266. Smelting may be fine for the lads,
but I'm no smelter.Copy !req
267. And while bronze may be terribly clever,
stone was all my old dad ever neededCopy !req
268. to feed a family of as many hands
as I have and then more.Copy !req
269. As a tribe, why don't we leave bronze
to the smart-alecks and whiz kids,Copy !req
270. and we'll carry on using stone axes
like we always do?Copy !req
271. Because if you do, the tribes
with the bronze axes will kill you,Copy !req
272. take your stone axes and throw them
away cos they're rubbish.Copy !req
273. Oh...Copy !req
274. - Yes?
- Will the bronze need tying to sticks?Copy !req
275. - Oh, yes.
- Cracking.Copy !req
276. I mean, Kevin just wants
to live a normal life, really,Copy !req
277. which is incredibly difficult,
isn't it, darling?Copy !req
278. - I know.Copy !req
279. 'Kevin Armstrong
is no ordinary 12-year-old.'Copy !req
280. - Let's get ready for school.
- 'Everyday tasks like going to school,Copy !req
281. 'eating a family meal
or even going upstairs to bed... 'Copy !req
282. - Careful, darling.Copy !req
283. '... present an enormous challenge.'Copy !req
284. Jumper coming now.Copy !req
285. Obviously, Kevin can't see very well.
Can you, darling?Copy !req
286. That's because instead of a face,
he's just got another arse.Copy !req
287. 'Continuing "The Sensitive
Freak Show" series,Copy !req
288. 'we'll be telling the uplifting story
of one boy's extraordinary bravery,Copy !req
289. 'as if that's what you're interested in,Copy !req
290. 'rather than the fact that
he's got an arse for a face.Copy !req
291. 'Follow the trials and tribulations
of his struggle to lead a normal life,Copy !req
292. 'while also getting to have
a good old stare at the freakCopy !req
293. 'in a way you can tell yourself
is sort of OK.Copy !req
294. 'That's
"The Boy With An Arse For A Face",Copy !req
295. 'a story of love and triumph,Copy !req
296. 'but with loads of juicy pictures
of a boy with an arse for a face,Copy !req
297. 'this Sunday on Five.'Copy !req
298. - What's this place, then?
- It's the show's garden.Copy !req
299. - It's what?
- Its garden.Copy !req
300. The "That Mitchell And Webb Look"
garden.Copy !req
301. I thought "Blue Peter" was
the only programme with a garden.Copy !req
302. - Why did you think that?
- Well...Copy !req
303. What's so special and brilliant
about "Blue Peter"Copy !req
304. that you think it's the only show
with a garden?Copy !req
305. It's the only programme
with its garden in the show.Copy !req
306. Exactly! And that's everything
that's wrong with TV.Copy !req
307. It's considered vulgar for a programme
to put its own garden on TV.Copy !req
308. To actually use the programme's
own private garden as a location,Copy !req
309. it's like pimping out a child.Copy !req
310. Yet, horrifically, in "Blue Peter's" case,
it seems to have worked.Copy !req
311. People think it's the only show
that's got a garden.Copy !req
312. So every programme
has got its own private garden?Copy !req
313. - Oh, yeah.
- Like "The News" and "Hustle"?Copy !req
314. And "America's Next Top Model"?
They've got gardens?Copy !req
315. - Yeah.
- "Crimewatch"?Copy !req
316. - Yup.
- What, surrounded by barbed wire?Copy !req
317. Rob, the gardens aren't themed.
They're just nice gardens.Copy !req
318. The "Gardener's World" garden,
not the one you see on the programme,Copy !req
319. isn't even well-gardened,
it's just a bit of grass and a swing.Copy !req
320. The "Blue Planet" garden
hasn't even got a pond.Copy !req
321. They want to get away from all that
in their downtime.Copy !req
322. Hmm... That makes sense.
Well, it's nice.Copy !req
323. Aren't we doing a "Blue Peter" though,
breaking the unwritten rule?Copy !req
324. That did worry me a bit, but it's OK,Copy !req
325. cos the truth is,
this isn't actually our garden.Copy !req
326. Our garden's just through there.Copy !req
327. No, this is the "The Apprentice:
You're Fired!" garden.Copy !req
328. Look, there's Adrian Chiles
laying some decking.Copy !req
329. - Hiya. You all right?
- Hi.Copy !req
330. 'When your number's up,
there's nowhere left to run.'Copy !req
331. No! No! No!Copy !req
332. 'This summer,
prepare to be astounded.'Copy !req
333. My God. All these numbers...Copy !req
334. They're all Numberwang.Copy !req
335. Even his body is in the shape
of the number one.Copy !req
336. - The prime Numberwang.
- But what does it mean, Professor?Copy !req
337. Actually, I'm an assistant professor.Copy !req
338. But what does it mean,
Assistant Professor?Copy !req
339. I don't know.Copy !req
340. The world is full of numbers,
everywhere you look.Copy !req
341. On buses, speed-limit signs,Copy !req
342. inside shoes,Copy !req
343. even in the phone book.Copy !req
344. I never realised.Copy !req
345. But are the numbers
on the side of Good or Evil?Copy !req
346. They said all numbers were neutral.Copy !req
347. They lied, Charles! They lied!Copy !req
348. - Sorry, who's Charles?
- You are.Copy !req
349. Right. The man hadn't said yet.Copy !req
350. There have always been rumours
of a Numberwang Code.Copy !req
351. And now we know there is one.
A Numberwang Code, I mean.Copy !req
352. I can't see anything.Copy !req
353. You have to look
with better eyes than that.Copy !req
354. My God, I see it! They're clearly having
chicken with egg fried rice.Copy !req
355. Number 37, with a side order of 14.Copy !req
356. Add them together
and what do you get?Copy !req
357. - A Numberwang?
- Exactly.Copy !req
358. - You've got to solve this, Charles!
- Why?Copy !req
359. Because otherwise the world might end.Copy !req
360. 'In a world which might end,
only one man knows the answer.'Copy !req
361. I don't know the answer!Copy !req
362. 'But the forces of Evil are against him.'Copy !req
363. He's dead.Copy !req
364. Poisoned.Copy !req
365. 'And he has only the dead to help him.'Copy !req
366. The last tomb of the Knights
of Wangernumb!Copy !req
367. 'We're in the middle of a war, Charles! 'Copy !req
368. - I thought he was dead.
- Don't give away the twist.Copy !req
369. 'A war to protect a secret
so powerful that if revealedCopy !req
370. 'it would devastate
the very foundation of humanity! 'Copy !req
371. Prepare to be wangernumbed.Copy !req
372. Oh, it's an anagram!Copy !req
373. "'The Numberwang Code",
coming soon.'Copy !req
374. - There you go.
- Thanks, Adrian.Copy !req
375. - Not at all.
- Cheers.Copy !req
376. This is great!Copy !req
377. Every show still has a garden. I didn't
think you got that in TV any more.Copy !req
378. I thought it was all "Big Brother"
and regionalisation.Copy !req
379. Rob, the gardens have caused
the regionalisation. Think about it.Copy !req
380. - Price of land?
- Price of land.Copy !req
381. "Film 2007" could barely afford
an allotment in London,Copy !req
382. but now they're made by BBC Scotland,
they have a loch and a grouse moor!Copy !req
383. Who has the best garden?Copy !req
384. "Two Pints of Lager
and a Packet of Crisps", hands down.Copy !req
385. Really? Is that why it keeps
getting recommissioned?Copy !req
386. Yeah. They don't want
to get rid of the garden.Copy !req
387. - If you saw it, you'd agree with them.
- I'm sure.Copy !req
388. If people knew how nice the garden was,
they wouldn't mind the show at all.Copy !req
389. - They see it as a necessary evil.
- Exactly.Copy !req
390. So,
can we have a look at our real garden?Copy !req
391. If you like.Copy !req
392. - Wow! Hookers!
- Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
393. Right. This should be relatively painless.Copy !req
394. Scott, you've been with Sellacron
three years, right?Copy !req
395. - Three years, yes.
- Urgh!Copy !req
396. During that time, you've been
responsible for marketing initiatives?Copy !req
397. Broadly, yes, although my remit
overlapped with distribution.Copy !req
398. Oh, for God's sake!Copy !req
399. I should point out, Derek is here
to provide extreme negative feedback,Copy !req
400. so we can assess your ability to cope
with stressful situations, all right?Copy !req
401. Oh, I see. Yes, that's fine.Copy !req
402. As long as it's fine,
that's all right, then!Copy !req
403. - Would you outline for us...
- Wanker!Copy !req
404. the main priorities for this position?Copy !req
405. The main problem, as I see it,
is over-reliance on core customers.Copy !req
406. Yeah, right!Copy !req
407. - They've got to be looked after...
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408. but there's no chance of growth...
- Stupid fanny!Copy !req
409. in the long or medium term
unless we attract new consumers.Copy !req
410. Oh, this is all great! So great!
Let me get all this down.Copy !req
411. Whether we do that
with more resources...Copy !req
412. Mmm! Absolutely! Yeah!Copy !req
413. or try to overhaul our approach
is a vexed question.Copy !req
414. Vexed, yeah, that's good.
It's all so vexed!Copy !req
415. - But if it's a major rethink...
- Ding!Copy !req
416. we'll need to look...
- Ding!Copy !req
417. at next year's budget...
- Ding!Copy !req
418. to see what's feasible.
- Ding, ding, ding!Copy !req
419. That makes sense.Copy !req
420. You're coping well
with the negative feedback.Copy !req
421. Well, thanks.
I think I've got the hang of it now.Copy !req
422. Aaaahh!Copy !req