That '90s Show 1x2

Wilmer Valderrama as Fez • Andrea Anders as Sherri Runck • Tommy Chong as Leo • Rhett George as George

Eager to impress her friends, Leia goes on a quest to find the perfect flick for movie night. Kitty and Red get to know their new neighbor, Sherri.

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1. So... what's the deal? Are we doing this or not?

2. I don't know.

3. I'm literally wearing this.

4. Yeah, they're daring us to do it.

5. Yeah, they didn't think that messaging through.

6. Bro, does this count as a lighter?

7. Uh, yeah.

8. I don't know if I can do this. I'm from a famous family.

9. My cousin did Brett Favre's bathroom.

10. I'm sorry. I can't do your Brett Favre bathroom story again.

11. Guys, we learned about this in health class.

12. I think we should just say...

13. Whoa.

14. - Babe, are you feeling it? - I don't think so.

15. Why is Donkey Kong a gorilla and not a donkey?

16. It's a lie.

17. They based their entire empire on a lie.

18. Yeah, I'm not feeling it either.

19. Interesting.

20. Dude, these old flannels are so dope.

21. Those are my grandpa's flannels. He's married to what's-her-name.

22. Wait... What's her name?

23. Hey, who am I?

24. Your grandpa's body.

25. It was there. It was gone.

26. Just like love.

27. Leia, do you want to hear about the Donkey Kong conspiracy?

28. He's a gorilla!

29. It's kinda like how Sheryl Crow isn't actually a crow.

30. Totally.

31. Grandpa's body's hungry.

32. I'll get snacks. What do you guys want?

33. Raisin Bran.

34. Raisin Bran.

35. Raisin Bran!

36. On it.

37. Wait, what was I getting?

38. One, two, three, four!

39. Hello, Wisconsin!

40. Well, I just... I don't know what to do with my evenings anymore

41. with these summer reruns.

42. I would murder someone for a fresh Party of Five.

43. If I have to sit through another Grace Under Fire rerun,

44. I'm gonna root for the fire.

45. Kitty, I've got the first haul from my vegetable garden.

46. Show us your harvest.

47. Wow!

48. I am gonna just slice this up and put it on some burgers.

49. Doll burgers.

50. - What are you doing out of the basement? - Calling it like I see it.

51. Oh, here's the kitchen. Wild.

52. Hi!

53. Clearly.

54. So... you having fun downstairs with your new friends?

55. It's everything I've ever wanted.

56. Besides Raisin Bran.

57. Oh, I think we're all out.

58. What?

59. But I... I promised Raisin Bran.

60. If I don't find some Raisin B, I'm gonna be alone again!

61. Are you okay?

62. Well, now, who wouldn't want to be your friend?

63. You are smart and charming.

64. In fact, you deserve a cookie.

65. If any of those kids give you guff,

66. I will grab them by the back of their collar

67. and toss them into next week.

68. That's right. He can do it too, now that his shoulder is healed.

69. Which reminds me,

70. are you gonna be able to drive me to physical therapy tomorrow?

71. Oh. I'm getting my hair done.

72. But I'll make it work.

73. Now, dance with me, you big gorilla.

74. Okay. Good talk.

75. - I think this is Leia's room. - Yeah. Where is she?

76. Huh.

77. Pretty sensible sleepwear.

78. Oh no. She's got high blood pressure.

79. It's her grandparents' room.

80. Holding this has become less exciting.

81. It's the mother lode!

82. I'm goin' in.

83. Oh, you'd look so good in this, babe.

84. Like a hot lumberjack.

85. Makes me wanna do stuff with you in the woods.

86. I just pitched a tent.

87. Bro, this will make it go away.

88. This is mine now.

89. Oh, here you guys are. In my grandparents' room.

90. The room I've never dared set foot in my whole life.

91. - Is it cool that we're up here? - Yeah, I'm cool.

92. It's the summer. Let's have fun. We should do whatever we want. Right?

93. Wrong.

94. - Buh-bye now. - Get out.

95. - See you soon. - Get out.

96. - Don't be a stranger. - Get out.

97. Extra icing.

98. That was mine.

99. - We never lock the sliding door. - We do now.

100. I'm sorry, Grandpa.

101. Look, I lived through this once before.

102. And I'm not gonna do this again without some ground rules.

103. So you tell your friends,

104. no eating my food, no drinking my drinks,

105. and if they go in my room,

106. my foot goes in their ass.

107. You know, people keep all kinds of private things in their bedroom.

108. My father kept a whip hidden in my parents' room in case of a burglar.

109. Also, he had a pair of furry handcuffs, in case...

110. Oh dear lord.

111. I think they think I'm cooler than I am.

112. Since I got here, it's been amazing.

113. We smoked...

114. a ham,

115. and we tapped a...

116. a ham.

117. I'm worried they're expecting more ham, you know?

118. That's an awful lot of ham.

119. Honey, I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself.

120. Why don't you invite them back for a movie night?

121. Is nobody listening to me?

122. I don't know, Grandma. A movie night? It's not boring?

123. No, it'll be fun.

124. We'll do it tomorrow.

125. We'll rent a movie and make a ham.

126. Since you kids are so obsessed with it.

127. I'll get it!

128. Hey, which one of you yelled at my kids?

129. Red, it's for you.

130. I don't know which ones are yours, but they deserved it.

131. Oh, that's Gwen and Nate, and thanks.

132. I'm sick of yelling at them.

133. Yesterday, I caught Nate on the roof trying on rollerblades.

134. I was pregnant with him for ten months.

135. The doctor said it was okay, but I don't think it was.

136. You moved in next door, right?

137. I waved at you last week, but you were washing your hair with the hose, so...

138. I am Kitty and this is Red.

139. Oh, I'm Sherri. And, yeah, my shower head's broke.

140. Turns out it can't support the weight of two fully grown adults.

141. Oh, well, look at you and your hubby keeping things saucy.

142. Oh. Actually, the hubby's out of the picture,

143. but the guy I've been seeing is talking about us moving in together.

144. How long have you been seeing each other?

145. Two weeks.

146. Two weeks and he already wants to move in?

147. Yeah, he's kinda clingy. I should probably break things off.

148. It's too bad. He's got it all. Good looks, good job, blue Miata.

149. Hey. You guys mind if I pop this in your microwave?

150. It'll take a hour if I use mine.

151. Sure, sure. It's in the kitchen.

152. Oh. Kitty, you're a sweetheart. And Red...

153. Yeah.

154. She has all sorts of things in that bag.

155. Yeah, she's like a trashy Mary Poppins.

156. Maybe you're overthinking this.

157. Could we fast-forward to the part where you pick a movie?

158. Oh!

159. "Fast-forward"! That is clever!

160. I should send that in to Leno.

161. It's really important I don't pick something everyone will think is dorky.

162. Well, you couldn't pick something dorky if you tried.

163. - Come on. What's your favorite movie? - Um, I guess Free Willy.

164. Whoa. Dork city!

165. I'm gonna go ask for some help.

166. - Stick 'em up! - Aah! Take my money! Take everything!

167. My boss never locks her car! Her license plate says MOVIESLUT!

168. I know. I don't want to say it. I'm just letting you know.

169. Please...

170. Jay, it's just me. I was joking.

171. Oh. Yeah.

172. Me too.

173. Good one.

174. - I, um, didn't know you worked here. - Oh.

175. Well, I didn't want to brag about being in show business.

176. Right. Um...

177. So I'm trying to find a cool movie for movie night,

178. and, not that I'm super worried about it or anything,

179. but what's that one movie?

180. You know, with all the guys and the place and... the guys?

181. - Uh, Clerks? - Clerks, yes!

182. Get out! I love Clerks. Kevin Smith, right?

183. Oh yeah! He was so sexy in that.

184. Okay. Cool.

185. Uh, well, let's see if I have it. Let's see...

186. Ah, crud, it's out.

187. Some guy has had it for six weeks.

188. Yo, Jay. I need your help in the bathroom.

189. It's a Joe Versus the Volcano situation.

190. Later, girl.

191. - Come on, Grandma. We gotta go. - Oh, just a sec.

192. Pastor Dave, it's Kitty!

193. I haven't seen you since the potluck.

194. That was very unholy.

195. Hey, Mr. Forman.

196. Look what I found in your garden of tiny vegetables.

197. Baby cucumber.

198. Give me that.

199. That is normal-sized.

200. Don't be embarrassed. Maybe it's a grower, not a shower.

201. Anyway, I came by to talk to you about your flannels.

202. Can I have one?

203. Why?

204. My girlfriend said I looked good in it, and she's kinda out of my league.

205. But I love her so much, and I want to keep her happy.

206. That's sweet.

207. I had a similar thing with my first girlfriend.

208. You know what her name was?

209. Get out.

210. Yes, sir.

211. Hey, neighbor.

212. Kitty said until I get my shower situation fixed,

213. I can rinse my nooks and crannies over here.

214. Well, this is my house too.

215. So you can just take your crannies home.

216. I'm gonna need to borrow a razor too.

217. Blue Miata is taking me to dinner at Houlihan's.

218. When a guy springs for Houlihan's, you gotta whack the weeds.

219. Are you sure it's okay

220. that we're just showing up at somebody's house to get a movie?

221. I'm out of options here, Grandma.

222. What if we get murdered? Who's gonna turn off the Crock-Pot?

223. Aw, man!

224. Halloween snuck up on me again.

225. Hey, listen. I don't have any candy, man,

226. but I do have some matches

227. and a parking ticket from 1975.

228. Leo. Hi.

229. Don't you recognize me?

230. I do.

231. Yeah. You're dressed like Kitty, the lady with the house and the hair.

232. Killer costume, man.

233. Did you rent the movie Clerks and not return it?

234. Are you guys cops?

235. Leo, focus.

236. Hey, if you cops are looking for Leo Focus,

237. you got the wrong guy, man.

238. Please, Leo. This is important.

239. You know what I've been watching a ton of lately?

240. The Real World.

241. Because think about it.

242. If that's the real world, what's all this?

243. This might be a dead end.

244. Wait. Leo, it is Halloween.

245. And you know what I really want instead of candy?

246. The movie Clerks.

247. Crazy! I got a copy.

248. I'll get it for you.

249. - Wait. So how do you know this guy? - Oh, he just... He's...

250. It's the usual. You know, he's an older man

251. who used to hang out with your dad and his friends when they were teenagers.

252. Nah.

253. They would have said something.

254. Okay, are you the cops looking for a movie?

255. Yes, we are.

256. - Happy Halloween, man. - Thank you. Thank you.

257. There you are.

258. Leia and I had such a fun afternoon.

259. Kitty, this house is under attack.

260. There are teenagers everywhere

261. and a half-naked lady swinging her bits around my house.

262. Oh good. Sherri's using the shower.

263. Why did you open our house to chaos again?

264. We had it made. All the dumbasses were gone!

265. Well, I miss them.

266. It's been too quiet around here for me, Red.

267. Well, then, get a parrot!

268. And if that's not enough squawkin' for you, invite your sister.

269. I like having Leia visit for the summer.

270. The house is alive again.

271. The other day, I walked into the bathroom, someone had tinkled, left the seat up,

272. and it made me so happy.

273. I could do that for you!

274. Complain all you want, but these past few weeks

275. I have seen glimpses of the old Red.

276. The fire, the passion. I miss him.

277. He's retired.

278. But he's still alive.

279. You can't spend all day

280. scraping around in your garden, playing with your tomatoes.

281. - You love my tomatoes! - Your tomatoes are small!

282. Your head is sweaty.

283. Your chest is heaving.

284. Well, so much for a quiet retirement.

285. There's no more lint in my dryer filter.

286. Is it safe to come out?

287. Sherri.

288. I was taking a shower. When I got done, you guys were dirty doggin' it,

289. so I just hunkered down and rode out the storm.

290. I told you I heard the toilet flush.

291. Sorry, I was only up here 'cause I was getting ready for this mistake of a date.

292. A date?

293. Blue Miata, Houliha... Keep up.

294. But it did give me time to think, which I never get to do.

295. I mean, what do I want from my life?

296. Because I'm pretty sure

297. hiding in my neighbor's bathroom listening to old people bang isn't it.

298. Sounded like somebody was eating corn on the cob.

299. What's wrong with me?

300. Why do I keep making the same mistake over and over?

301. Oh, honey. Go easy on yourself.

302. You have a steady job.

303. You are raising two wonderful kids all on your own.

304. You are amazing.

305. - Kitty, why are you lying to her? - Red...

306. But he's not wrong.

307. Okay, maybe it's time to take a break from the fellas

308. and see what it's like on your own.

309. Being alone sounds scary.

310. Well, you're not alone. You've got us.

311. Us?

312. You'd think you'd be in a better mood right now.

313. Welcome to movie night.

314. It's gonna be pretty major, so to kick things off right

315. I got everyone their own box of Raisin Bran.

316. Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran! Raisin Bran!

317. Everybody loves it. Remember?

318. No? Did that not happen?

319. Oh, you know who loves Raisin Bran?

320. My cousin who did Brett Favre's...

321. Do not.

322. - So what are we watching? - Uh, my favorite movie.

323. Clerks, starring Kevin Smith.

324. I'll take a slice of that.

325. Okay...

326. Hey, MTV. I'm Leo, man.

327. I'm 74 years young,

328. and I'd be perfect for The Real World, man.

329. What's this?

330. I don't know. It was supposed to be Clerks.

331. Fun facts about me.

332. I've fallen off of three roller coasters, man.

333. Well, four, if you count the fourth one.

334. Uh... forget movies.

335. Does anyone have any funny stories to share?

336. Oh good, Nate.

337. No. He's choking on the Raisin Bran. It's too dry.

338. Give him something to drink.

339. Forget the straw!

340. Okay. Drink, baby, drink.

341. I'm good. It went down.

342. No, you gotta clear it out like this. Like...

343. Leia, you should be an event planner. This is so fun.

344. Gah! I'm sorry!

345. I really wanted this to be a perfect night.

346. Forget it.

347. Leia...

348. Hey, stop eating that.

349. I'm hungry!

350. Yo, drama queen. What was up with that?

351. I'm a fraud.

352. I've never even seen Clerks.

353. My favorite movie is... Free Willy.

354. It's about a boy.

355. And his whale.

356. So?

357. So he tries to get Willy back in the ocean.

358. No. I mean, why did you melt down in there?

359. It's just...

360. I feel like an imposter in this group.

361. You guys are all so close and so cool,

362. and I'm just me.

363. If you're ever doubting yourself, just remember,

364. you have a killer basement.

365. I thought you were gonna say something way nicer.

366. You know how boring it is around here?

367. Last week, we threw a stick in the creek and tried to hit it with other sticks.

368. Nate called it Stick Stick.

369. It's not just about your basement, dummy.

370. If you're stressing about me, we're good.

371. And if you're worried about fitting in with everyone else,

372. you found the people who don't fit in.

373. And I am their queen.

374. Never had a friend like you.

375. I know.

376. Guys!

377. We just found another bag inside this bag.

378. Bag bag!

379. I just came up with that.

380. The stuff in that bag bag was good good.

381. Not as good as Free Willy. I love it.

382. Check yourself. This is just E.T. with a whale.

383. I know it's not Clerks, but it's kinda cute, right?

384. It's like... I'm the boy

385. and Willy's the rubber band.

386. I get it now.

387. Leia, is Willy gonna make it?

388. Did E.T. make it?

389. - Come on, Willy. - Come on.

390. You can do it.

391. - You got this. Come on. - Yes, Willy.

392. Yeah!

393. He made it!

394. This never happened.

395. Hey, Mr. Forman.

396. I found this in my van.

397. Looks like I have a secret admirer.

398. It's you, isn't it?

399. It's just a shirt. Don't make it weird.

400. I'm not.

401. - Can I call you Uncle Red? - Get out.

402. Bye, Uncle Red.

403. Kitty.

404. That's what you're wearing to break up with a guy?

405. I can't imagine what you would wear to a pool party.

406. What? This is my funeral outfit.

407. It's what I wear to say goodbye to someone forever.

408. That's him. Oh God, I'm just so nervous.

409. I've eaten a ton of my hair.

410. This was so much higher.

411. Well, stop that.

412. - You are strong. - Yeah.

413. - You're independent. - Yeah.

414. You're still young...

415. - Yeah. - ... ish.

416. - He is just some guy with a fancy horn. - Right.

417. Now, go.

418. Dump that chump!

419. That's what they say on Ricki Lake.

420. I thought it would be fun for you to see me look this sexy.