1. Well Miss Kitty, thank you so much for having lunch with me.Copy !req
2. Well I'm always up for a salad and a Martini in the middle of the day.Copy !req
3. You didn't have a salad.Copy !req
4. Well olives and onions are almost a salad.Copy !req
5. Well I am just glad I can come to you with all my problems.Copy !req
6. Well sure you can Fez. You can talk to me about anything.Copy !req
7. Just to double-check,Copy !req
8. are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower then the other?Copy !req
9. Well of course Fez!Copy !req
10. Nobody's earlobes are perfectly symmetrical.Copy !req
11. Kitty Forman?Copy !req
12. Marcia Sullivan?Copy !req
13. How are you?Copy !req
14. And how is that husband of yours?Copy !req
15. Great. He lost 3000 pounds...Copy !req
16. when I took his Mercedes in the divorce.Copy !req
17. Oh you are divorced, what a shame. And they say fourth time's a charm!Copy !req
18. Ahahaha!Copy !req
19. Well you know what, you should come over.Copy !req
20. It's sounds like we've got a lot of catching up to do.Copy !req
21. I'd love that! I'll bring a bottle of wine.Copy !req
22. Oh well that is terrific!Copy !req
23. I can't wait to see you!Copy !req
24. Slut!Copy !req
25. Tight-ass...Copy !req
26. Ah Mrs. Sullivan, hello.Copy !req
27. What can these magic hands do for you today?Copy !req
28. Actually...Copy !req
29. I was thinking of trying something new...Copy !req
30. Well... perhaps we should "rinse and repeat"...Copy !req
31. Saison 8 Episode 8Copy !req
32. " Good company "Copy !req
33. Synchro : malena d(^_^)bCopy !req
34. Donna, this is gonna be your first birthday since breaking up with Eric.Copy !req
35. You know what that means...Copy !req
36. no crappy gifts to return to the Science Fiction-store!Copy !req
37. Yeah,Copy !req
38. I mean guess it'll be kind of a relief not having to give him his birthday spanking.Copy !req
39. He made you spank HIM on YOUR birthday?Copy !req
40. YeahCopy !req
41. and then he danced around in his underwear going:Copy !req
42. Happy Birthday to meee...Copy !req
43. Sorry to keep you from work.Copy !req
44. Oh don't worry, I already called in and said I was having sex.Copy !req
45. Oh.Copy !req
46. Hello.Copy !req
47. Oh my God. Fez just banged an old...Copy !req
48. s mobile in the driveway with his bike...Copy !req
49. Marcia, I would like you to meet my friends,Copy !req
50. friends I would like you to meet the most ferocious lover on two legs.Copy !req
51. Which by the way, was new for meCopy !req
52. Oh... eeewww...Copy !req
53. It's like watching somebody kiss their grandmother.Copy !req
54. Ouhh, my nana don't kiss like that!Copy !req
55. Mrs. Sullivan, may I ask you something?Copy !req
56. Was I good?Copy !req
57. Good enough.Copy !req
58. YES!Copy !req
59. Nice job Fez.Copy !req
60. Combine two of your favourite passtimes.Copy !req
61. Sex...Copy !req
62. and antiquing.Copy !req
63. You know,Copy !req
64. for years older men have dated younger women.Copy !req
65. And now it's finally okay for a younger man to date an older woman.Copy !req
66. I guess what I'm trying to say is:Copy !req
67. GROSS!Copy !req
68. Say what you want, but Mrs. Sullivan is so much more passionate then girls your age.Copy !req
69. You kids just lie there.Copy !req
70. Mrs. Sullivan, she moves, she shakes, she makes noises.Copy !req
71. Are you sure she wasn't having a stroke?Copy !req
72. Hey, so I was thinking we could all go in together on a birthdaypresent for Donna?Copy !req
73. But I don't know what to get her...Copy !req
74. Oh cool, there's an echo inside my head!Copy !req
75. Hellooooww...Copy !req
76. Balls...Copy !req
77. Hohohoho! Awesome!Copy !req
78. You know I could give Donna make-up. But that would be a waste.Copy !req
79. Might as well just give a dog a snowblower.Copy !req
80. Oh. Kelso did that once.Copy !req
81. Oh no wait,Copy !req
82. he gave his snowblower a dog.Copy !req
83. That was when he was in his "Machines-Should-Have-Pets" phase.Copy !req
84. Bongoooooo's!Copy !req
85. Equadoooooor!Copy !req
86. Is there anybody in here?Copy !req
87. Oh my God,Copy !req
88. the echo just said yes.Copy !req
89. You know, I think I've had enough...Copy !req
90. You know once I caught Donna using lipliner on her eyebrows.Copy !req
91. Seriously, it's like being best friends with Phyllis Diller.Copy !req
92. How about, I get something and we can all give it to Donna together?Copy !req
93. Together.Copy !req
94. Man, I'm not getting the echo.Copy !req
95. Hello?Copy !req
96. There it is...Copy !req
97. Oh oh oh, my friend Marcia Sullivan is here!Copy !req
98. Your friend? I thought you hated her?Copy !req
99. I do!Copy !req
100. But she has the juciest gossip because she is a filthy, disgusting, piece of...Copy !req
101. Marcia!Copy !req
102. Hello Kitty. Hello Red.Copy !req
103. Here Kitty, I brought us some heavenly camomile tea.Copy !req
104. Oh yeah. Tea's nice...Copy !req
105. You said you were gonna bring wine.Copy !req
106. She also said "till death do us part",Copy !req
107. look how that worked out.Copy !req
108. Red, don't you have something to do in the garage?Copy !req
109. I can go to the garage?Copy !req
110. So Marcia...Copy !req
111. Tell me what is going on in that adventurous life of yours?Copy !req
112. Well actually Kitty, I have a wonderful new boyfriend.Copy !req
113. He's delicious. And quite young.Copy !req
114. Young?Copy !req
115. How young?Copy !req
116. 40?Copy !req
117. Younger.Copy !req
118. 39?Copy !req
119. Younger.Copy !req
120. Well for heaven's sake Marcia, what is younger then 39?Copy !req
121. Kitty I am not gonna tell you. I don't want to shock you.Copy !req
122. 19.Copy !req
123. Well I just don't believe this.Copy !req
124. I have a son who is 19.Copy !req
125. Oh that's right.Copy !req
126. I forgot about Eric.Copy !req
127. Where is that handsome son of yours these days?Copy !req
128. Oh.Copy !req
129. Don't you even think about it. He is in Africa, with the lions, where he's safe.Copy !req
130. Well he's gotta come back sometime.Copy !req
131. Touch him and I'll kill you in your sleep!Copy !req
132. OH... Ahahahaha!Copy !req
133. WellCopy !req
134. another day, another romp with Mrs. Sullivan.Copy !req
135. Actually is was three romps, but who is counting?Copy !req
136. It was four.Copy !req
137. Hey guys, I got Donna's birthday present.Copy !req
138. It's a little wrinkled and musty butCopy !req
139. so is Fez' girlfriend and he seems to like her.Copy !req
140. "My parents went to Lake Michigan and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."Copy !req
141. I can relate too.Copy !req
142. My mom once went to Lake Michigan.Copy !req
143. All I got was a half-brother.Copy !req
144. T-shirt?Copy !req
145. What a lousy present.Copy !req
146. It even says so, right on the present.Copy !req
147. Hey,Copy !req
148. if you guys don't like the present, you can steal her something better.Copy !req
149. Okay well,Copy !req
150. what kind of stuff is Donna into anyway?Copy !req
151. I don't know.Copy !req
152. Beef?Copy !req
153. No, seriously, Donna is a cool girl.Copy !req
154. I think we should get her something cool.Copy !req
155. Why because you wanna have sex with her?Copy !req
156. No, I'd do the same thing for you if it were your birthday.Copy !req
157. Ah, so you wanna have sex with me?Copy !req
158. Yeah Fez,Copy !req
159. I wanna have sex with you!Copy !req
160. I rather have a sweater...Copy !req
161. and it's August 4th.Copy !req
162. If you can't find gift ideas for Donna in here,Copy !req
163. just give her what I do,Copy !req
164. coupons for 15 minutes of Bob-time.Copy !req
165. You know I...Copy !req
166. I always forget how big Donna's room is.Copy !req
167. It looks much smaller from the tree across the street.Copy !req
168. Hey look at this!Copy !req
169. Donna uses the same hairspray as...Copy !req
170. my sister.Copy !req
171. Ohhh look at this. Donna's diary.Copy !req
172. Oh I haven't looked in here in like a month.Copy !req
173. Ah damn, it's locked.Copy !req
174. Ah the keys are in one of the desk drawers.Copy !req
175. I'm not sure which.Copy !req
176. There's always a branch blocking my view.Copy !req
177. Eh okay, I'm heading out, but I think what Donna needs for her birthday.Copy !req
178. Thicker curtains and a restraining orderCopy !req
179. Oh my God Fez,Copy !req
180. listen to what Donna wrote, it's from a few weeks ago:Copy !req
181. "Hyde hired this new guy Randy at the record-store. And he's really cute."Copy !req
182. Donna thinks Randy is cute!Copy !req
183. Can you believe this?Copy !req
184. Jackie you shouldn't be reading that!Copy !req
185. It's a complete invasion of privacy.Copy !req
186. Oh if I get just the right angle on this mirror... I can see Donna when she sleeps...Copy !req
187. Here Donna,Copy !req
188. I made you a coupon for your birthday.Copy !req
189. "Good for one Knock-Knock-joke. No Who's-there required".Copy !req
190. Wow, dreams can come true.Copy !req
191. See that Red?Copy !req
192. Kids love those.Copy !req
193. You should have made them for Eric.Copy !req
194. Yeah I suppose I could have given him aCopy !req
195. "Get My Foot Out Of Your Ass Free" card.Copy !req
196. Ladies and gentleman, I present to youCopy !req
197. a simply sweet confection and she is carrying a cake too!Copy !req
198. Oh my goodness stop it!Copy !req
199. Ahahahaha!Copy !req
200. Wow Randy, look at your shirt.Copy !req
201. Uhh Donna, how would you describe Randy's shirt?Copy !req
202. Uhm...Copy !req
203. well-buttoned?Copy !req
204. CUTE!Copy !req
205. You would say it's cute!Copy !req
206. I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "adorable".Copy !req
207. Marcia!Copy !req
208. Ahhh there's my lady!Copy !req
209. What in the world?Copy !req
210. Oh, you didn't know?Copy !req
211. Yeah, Fez is dating an older lady.Copy !req
212. Apparently, you taking him to all these PTA-meetings really payed off.Copy !req
213. Fez is your younger man? MY Fez?Copy !req
214. Isn't he gorgeous?Copy !req
215. I think I'll keep him for a couple of months.Copy !req
216. Did you hear that?Copy !req
217. I'm booked till March.Copy !req
218. Fez you can't date her.Copy !req
219. Why not?Copy !req
220. Well in the first place: she's so...Copy !req
221. old.Copy !req
222. Isn't she kind of the same age as Mrs. Forman?Copy !req
223. Yeah say that louder, that'll really help.Copy !req
224. How dare you dig your... yourCopy !req
225. dirty claws into this innocent boy?Copy !req
226. Wow, it's like she was right in the room with us.Copy !req
227. Fez, this is an atrocity.Copy !req
228. You two have to stop seeing each other right now.Copy !req
229. You can't tell me what to do, your not my mother.Copy !req
230. You know what...Copy !req
231. Fine,Copy !req
232. then you just... you do whatever the hell you wantCopy !req
233. Marcia!Copy !req
234. It's me, Bob Pinciotti.Copy !req
235. Ahhh.Copy !req
236. I asked you out last month.Copy !req
237. I thought you were moving to Costa Rica.Copy !req
238. Kitty?Copy !req
239. Oh no!Copy !req
240. What's wrong?Copy !req
241. Ice,Copy !req
242. Margarita-mix,Copy !req
243. the top from the bottle of tequila.Copy !req
244. Good Lord, she took the blender!Copy !req
245. She's in the dining room.Copy !req
246. I'll be in the garage. Save yourselves!Copy !req
247. I can't believe Fez was seduced by that cradle-robbing slut.Copy !req
248. You girls throw it around like footballplayers, couldn't one of you have slept with him?Copy !req
249. Mrs. Forman,Copy !req
250. you need to understand something.Copy !req
251. Fez is a deviant weirdo.Copy !req
252. We're just glad he is doing it with a person and not a couchCopy !req
253. a tree or my pillow.Copy !req
254. After all I have done for that boy, he has the nerve to say you're not my mother.Copy !req
255. If that's even what he said.Copy !req
256. Because...Copy !req
257. who can understand anything that comes out of that ungrateful marsh-mouth.Copy !req
258. Wow.Copy !req
259. Fez and an older divorced woman.Copy !req
260. You know,Copy !req
261. if I were a divorced older woman, I would take everything from my ex-husband.Copy !req
262. SUFFER YOU CHEATING BASTARD! Haa! Can't wait to be divorced.Copy !req
263. Well,Copy !req
264. if he doesn't want me mothering him, fine I'm done!Copy !req
265. Next Christmas,Copy !req
266. his stocking will not be hung by the chimney with care.Copy !req
267. It will be tossed in the garbage with...Copy !req
268. hair!Copy !req
269. This place uses too much ice!Copy !req
270. Here you go Donna.Copy !req
271. Happy birthday.Copy !req
272. I was gonna put a ribbon around it, but you know,Copy !req
273. I barely care.Copy !req
274. Wow Hyde,Copy !req
275. thanks! I have the same shirt from the other lakes but I needed this one.Copy !req
276. Wait.Copy !req
277. You collect these shirts?Copy !req
278. Steven how did you know that?Copy !req
279. Oh because one time I heard Donna say:Copy !req
280. I collect these shirts.Copy !req
281. I like when Donna wears shirts with writing on them.Copy !req
282. The words just pop out at you.Copy !req
283. Donna,Copy !req
284. for your birthday, I'm taking you on a journey.Copy !req
285. Where you ask?Copy !req
286. To a Journey-concert!Copy !req
287. Why you ask?Copy !req
288. Cause I saw you had a poster of them in your room.Copy !req
289. What was I doing in your room you ask?Copy !req
290. Hey,Copy !req
291. stop asking questions,Copy !req
292. we're going to see Journey!Copy !req
293. Oh thanks!Copy !req
294. Donna, I'm sorry I didn't get you a present.Copy !req
295. I was gonna go shopping, butCopy !req
296. Mrs. Sullivan is not gonna be around forever.Copy !req
297. I gotta make every moment count.Copy !req
298. Eh yeah Fez, about that.Copy !req
299. We just talked to Mrs. Forman and we learned a couple of things.Copy !req
300. First of all, you get a few Margarita's in her and she's a fairly decent tapdancer.Copy !req
301. And also,Copy !req
302. she is really upset about what you said.Copy !req
303. Yeah Fez, she thinks of you like a son.Copy !req
304. I mean,Copy !req
305. you know, think about it.Copy !req
306. You know,Copy !req
307. Miss Kitty has done a lot for me.Copy !req
308. Maybe I should go talk to her.Copy !req
309. And on the way I'll pick up a box of chocolates.Copy !req
310. Good.Copy !req
311. Yeah Fez, I think she'd really like that.Copy !req
312. Oh then I'll pick her up one too.Copy !req
313. Happy birthday. I got you a new diary.Copy !req
314. Well I noticed you needed a new one when I was reading your old one.Copy !req
315. YOU READ MY DIARY?Copy !req
316. I didn't say that!Copy !req
317. You just said that!Copy !req
318. Oh you don't know what I said.Copy !req
319. But,Copy !req
320. I also noticed you think Randy is cute.Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. I do not, that was just something I wrote, I barely meant it.Copy !req
323. Oh uhuh!Copy !req
324. Then why are you going to the concert with him?Copy !req
325. You don't even like Journey!Copy !req
326. I love Journey.Copy !req
327. There the Beatles of our generation.Copy !req
328. Oh come on! Who are you kidding?Copy !req
329. The only reason you put up that poster is to cover the hole Fez was using to spy on you in the shower.Copy !req
330. Okay.Copy !req
331. Fine.Copy !req
332. I think Randy is cute.Copy !req
333. But it's not a big deal. Because...Copy !req
334. I have to go. Write in your diary, I'll read it tomorrowCopy !req
335. Miss Kitty?Copy !req
336. Oh hi Fez.Copy !req
337. I'd get up, but my back's still sore from that knife you stuck in it.Copy !req
338. Listen Tutankhamen,Copy !req
339. you need to fix this.Copy !req
340. My wife has been sitting there calm and quiet all day.Copy !req
341. I disarmed landmines in Korea.Copy !req
342. But I have never been this nervous that something's about to explode.Copy !req
343. Miss Kitty?Copy !req
344. I would like to apologize for saying that you were not my mother.Copy !req
345. Why? It's the truth.Copy !req
346. Why don't you just tell me I'm fat too!Copy !req
347. See, you treated me like a son, and I didn't mean to hurt you.Copy !req
348. So,Copy !req
349. if it will fix things,Copy !req
350. I would like to take your adviceCopy !req
351. and stop seeing Mrs. Sullivan.Copy !req
352. Okay look Fez.Copy !req
353. It's your life.Copy !req
354. You can do whatever you wanna do.Copy !req
355. See but the problem is, that on the one hand I want your approvalCopy !req
356. and on the otherCopy !req
357. I wanna be with women in ways that frankly would turn your stomach.Copy !req
358. Okay.Copy !req
359. Okay Fez.Copy !req
360. If you really see me as your mother,Copy !req
361. then you need to do what any good son would do in this situation.Copy !req
362. Lie to me.Copy !req
363. What do you mean?Copy !req
364. Okay. Well.Copy !req
365. When Eric was still here,Copy !req
366. every friday night he would tell me he was going out with his friends to the movies.Copy !req
367. But we weren't at the movies, we were drinking beer and peeing from the top of the...Copy !req
368. oooooooooh!Copy !req
369. So you see?Copy !req
370. Not telling each other what they don't wanna hear is what being a family is all about.Copy !req
371. Thank you Miss Kitty.Copy !req
372. Now if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
373. I'm going to not have sex with Mrs. SullivanCopy !req
374. on her washing machine.Copy !req
375. You have fun at the movies!Copy !req
376. Hey Dad.Copy !req
377. I was thinking of cashing in one of my birthday coupons.Copy !req
378. I'll take you up on one free game of "Boboboply".Copy !req
379. Listen Donna,Copy !req
380. I know those are just for laughs but I wanted to get you something serious too.Copy !req
381. So here.Copy !req
382. Peanut Brittle huh?Copy !req
383. Boy, I sure do love this stuff!Copy !req
384. You didn't even see it coming!Copy !req
385. Yeah, just like last year!Copy !req