1. Man, the last day of the seventies.Copy !req
2. You know, thinking back it's like
one big blur.Copy !req
3. You're welcome...Copy !req
4. You know Donna, it kinda sucks that
you are leaving for college today.Copy !req
5. I mean I kinda wanted to ring in the new
year by throwing out all your curduroy boy-pants.Copy !req
6. Well classes start on Monday
and Eric gets back at fiveCopy !req
7. so I just wanna like get out of here
before all the drama.Copy !req
8. Wait a second...Copy !req
9. If you're actually going,Copy !req
10. then who is going to be the recipient
of Fez' traditional midnight feel-up?Copy !req
11. Well I was thinking that Fez'll be
feeling up Jackie.Copy !req
12. I mean, she's his new victim...Copy !req
13. I mean... girlfriend.Copy !req
14. Oh. I don't know Jackie and I haven't
even had our first official kiss yet.Copy !req
15. Yeah it's been a little hard making
the transition.Copy !req
16. Yeah and I don't know what
to do because...Copy !req
17. now that she is not pushing me away
and saying "get off" it's just awkward.Copy !req
18. Wait a second...Copy !req
19. Why are we wasting our time
talking about this?Copy !req
20. Donna's leaving town,
it's the end of the decade,Copy !req
21. we should be doing something
awesome man.Copy !req
22. Something we have never done before...Copy !req
23. Or this.Copy !req
24. That '70s Show - 8x22 - That '70s FinaleCopy !req
25. Wow...Copy !req
26. Wine at eleven-thirty huh?Copy !req
27. Did you run out of Bourbon?Copy !req
28. Well I am just a complete wreck.Copy !req
29. I've decided I don't wanna
leave Wisconsin.Copy !req
30. D'you tell Red?Copy !req
31. Well I... I've been trying to but, he's just,
he's so excited about Florida.Copy !req
32. Oh, but I've been dropping hints,Copy !req
33. I told him that sunshine makes people whistleCopy !req
34. because I know how much he wants
to punch those people in the face.Copy !req
35. Steven!Copy !req
36. Here's a cheque for you.Copy !req
37. It's for all the rent you've paid
over the years.Copy !req
38. I put it into a savings account so
you'd have something to get you started.Copy !req
39. Wow!Copy !req
40. This will buy me a monster bag ofCopy !req
41. marshmellows...Copy !req
42. Yeah well, you gonna need a place
to live now that we're moving to Florida.Copy !req
43. Boy...Copy !req
44. It's gonna be strange selling the house.Copy !req
45. That's true.Copy !req
46. Plenty of warm memoriesCopy !req
47. You morons just hung vacancy-signs
on your asses! And my foot's looking for a room!Copy !req
48. You know I had to vandalize
your ass with my foot...Copy !req
49. Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs
put their foot in your ass...Copy !req
50. How'd you like to own a little bit
of my foot in your ass?Copy !req
51. How about I drive my foot into
this thing called your ass?Copy !req
52. You know we could call in a specialist
to find my foot in your ass...Copy !req
53. My foot is about to drill a hole
in your ass...Copy !req
54. And you are about to read a book
that my foot wrote...Copy !req
55. It's called "On the road to in your ass".Copy !req
56. Did you ever actually do that
with your foot?Copy !req
57. Once...Copy !req
58. On Iwo Jima.Copy !req
59. I can't talk about it...Copy !req
60. I love this song.Copy !req
61. Yes.Copy !req
62. It's perfect for our first real kiss.Copy !req
63. What?Copy !req
64. Stop it!Copy !req
65. You smiled first!Copy !req
66. Well I was thinking about tootsie rolls!Copy !req
67. Uh Fez, we're forcing this.Copy !req
68. Our first kiss has to be romantic
and spontaneous.Copy !req
69. And as a guy, it's your job
to completely plan that out.Copy !req
70. I hate being the guy.Copy !req
71. And not just because of this.Copy !req
72. The shoe selection is aweful.Copy !req
73. Oh, Mrs. Forman...Copy !req
74. I have here somethingCopy !req
75. that might make Red reconsider
about moving.Copy !req
76. Oh my God!Copy !req
77. Packers season tickets?Copy !req
78. Red had been on that waiting list
for ever!Copy !req
79. Yeah my grandfather was
on that list for 30 years.Copy !req
80. When the tickets finally came
he was 90 years old.Copy !req
81. He ate them.Copy !req
82. How did you get these?Copy !req
83. I used the cash that Red gave me.Copy !req
84. Oh I would hug you but
I know you don't like that.Copy !req
85. Thank you...Copy !req
86. You are such a good boy!Copy !req
87. Alright Mrs. Forman, that's enough.Copy !req
88. I'll say when we're done...Copy !req
89. Jackie wants our first kiss to happen
somewhere romantic.Copy !req
90. I wish I could bring her here
but this place is ruined...Copy !req
91. "Michael + Jackie"...Copy !req
92. It's like going out after Sinatra.Copy !req
93. Yeah we've had some good times
up here man.Copy !req
94. My favourite thing was watching
how people got downCopy !req
95. This is a dangerous spot!Copy !req
96. There you guys are.Copy !req
97. KELSO!Copy !req
98. Hey man, when did you get back?Copy !req
99. Man, c'mon! I'm not going to spend
New Year's without my friends...Copy !req
100. C'mon! Besides, it's, like the turn
of the century!Copy !req
101. It's so good to see you..Copy !req
102. Did you just kiss my ear?Copy !req
103. A littleCopy !req
104. I liked itCopy !req
105. I'm so psyched, man...Copy !req
106. I got this like four-foot bottle rocketCopy !req
107. and then I'm gonna like tie it to my arm
and light it and just blast into the future!Copy !req
108. Hey you guys...Copy !req
109. I just thought of the perfect way
to put the seventies to bed.Copy !req
110. What do you say the three of us jump
of this thing one last time together?Copy !req
111. You're reading my freakin' mind!Copy !req
112. Alright you guys ready?Copy !req
113. Okay...Copy !req
114. One twoCopy !req
115. Wait, wait.Copy !req
116. I know how this works...Copy !req
117. You're gonna say three and
I'm gonna be the only one that jumps.Copy !req
118. Well if it makes you feel any better,
why don't you do the counting?Copy !req
119. That way we all have to jump!Copy !req
120. Alright...Copy !req
121. Here we go...Copy !req
122. OneCopy !req
123. twoCopy !req
124. three!Copy !req
125. AAAAHHHHAAAAHH!Copy !req
126. I just can't wait to see my Eric!Copy !req
127. I wonder what he'll look like?Copy !req
128. I'm going to go out on a limb
and say...Copy !req
129. skinny.Copy !req
130. - Hey.
- What the hell man!Copy !req
131. I thought you left for school like
three hours ago.Copy !req
132. I just want to see Eric
one last time, you know?Copy !req
133. Show him that even though
he broke up with me that I'm fine.Copy !req
134. Uh-huh...Copy !req
135. Or maybe it's cause you still
looooove him...Copy !req
136. You are so off.Copy !req
137. - Oh he's here!
- Oh my God, how's my hair?Copy !req
138. Where's Eric?Copy !req
139. The genius missed his flight.Copy !req
140. I circled the airport so many times...Copy !req
141. that my finger actually hurts
from flipping people off!Copy !req
142. This is so typical of Eric.Copy !req
143. I let myself get all excited and then
he even doesn't show up.Copy !req
144. You know Mrs. Forman I'm sorry,
but your son...Copy !req
145. is an inconsiderate jerk and
I'm so glad I'm through with him!Copy !req
146. Yeah, things are going great in Chicago.Copy !req
147. I even taught my baby daughter
how to say "Burn"...Copy !req
148. She doesn't use it right though.Copy !req
149. I get her a lot more than she gets me.Copy !req
150. Hey, you're still doing security
at the Playboy-club?Copy !req
151. Yeah. I got promoted to supervisor.Copy !req
152. I'm the guy who says :
"don't touch".Copy !req
153. Can you believe that?
Me?Copy !req
154. Hey speaking of hot chicks, what's going
on with you and that stripper wife of yours?Copy !req
155. Hmmm... not good, man.
She's gone.Copy !req
156. Apparently she's not the sweet innocent
little girl she pretends to be
at the start of her act.Copy !req
157. That's bad news.Copy !req
158. I totally would've done it with her...Copy !req
159. Man, Hyde, that was right on the bone.Copy !req
160. My arm's all tingly.Copy !req
161. Just like your wife would have been
if I would have done it with her!Copy !req
162. Oww!Copy !req
163. Ah I missed thisCopy !req
164. Remember that time you shot me
with a BB gun?Copy !req
165. I still have the BB stuck
underneath my skin.Copy !req
166. I like to play with it sometimes
when I get bored.Copy !req
167. Just like I would have done
with your wifeCopy !req
168. Awesome my tooth is loose!Copy !req
169. Okay Jackie...Copy !req
170. I think I figured out why we haven't been
able to have our first kiss.Copy !req
171. We have too much history together.Copy !req
172. So... I thought that tonight...Copy !req
173. would be romantic if I rewrite
some of that history.Copy !req
174. Look!Copy !req
175. Oh crap!
It was dark...Copy !req
176. This really shouldn't be this hard.Copy !req
177. I just want everybody to know
how much I love you.Copy !req
178. I always have.Copy !req
179. That was really nice.Copy !req
180. Yeah... you have a really
strong tongue.Copy !req
181. Yeah, it's from all the talking.Copy !req
182. Just when I thought I can't like
Florida any more,Copy !req
183. they reinstate the death penalty!Copy !req
184. Red...Copy !req
185. you are not gonna believe
what just came for you...Copy !req
186. My Packer tickets?Copy !req
187. I know! Isn't it terrific?Copy !req
188. Fifth row.Copy !req
189. You can hear the knees
blowing out from there!Copy !req
190. I can't believe I have to
give them away...Copy !req
191. What?Copy !req
192. I know how much you're looking
forward to Florida.Copy !req
193. I wouldn't do that to you.Copy !req
194. Red, I don't wanna move...Copy !req
195. What...?Copy !req
196. Well...Copy !req
197. I was gonna tell you, but ever since
we decided to move you...Copy !req
198. you've been so happy and smiley...Copy !req
199. and you're never that way except
for when you kill a deer.Copy !req
200. Red this is my home.Copy !req
201. I don't wanna leave.Copy !req
202. Kitty we don't have to go anywhere.Copy !req
203. I don't care where I live.Copy !req
204. As long as I'm with you...Copy !req
205. - Really?
- Of course.Copy !req
206. Red...Copy !req
207. - I love you.
- Ohhh I love you too...Copy !req
208. I was...
talking to the tickets...Copy !req
209. - Hey.
- Oh hey man.Copy !req
210. If you're looking for Forman,
he's still not here.Copy !req
211. I don't wanna see him.Copy !req
212. I just wanna get drunk and ring in
the New Year with my friends.Copy !req
213. Oh...
Well in that case...Copy !req
214. welcome on board of
"Wasted Airlines"...Copy !req
215. Should you experience a loss of buzz,
a beer will fall into your hand...Copy !req
216. Please make sure to drink that beer
before helping small children with theirs.Copy !req
217. Everybody...Copy !req
218. we have an announcement...Copy !req
219. we've decided...Copy !req
220. not to sell the house.
We're going to stay in Point Place.Copy !req
221. Hey, that's so weird, man. I was just
thinkin' of movin' to Point Place!Copy !req
222. Well...Copy !req
223. I am just...Copy !req
224. I am just so happy we're staying
because...Copy !req
225. I would miss you so.Copy !req
226. Like Fez...Copy !req
227. the way you and I have tea and...Copy !req
228. make fun of male ice-skaters...Copy !req
229. And Jackie...Copy !req
230. you're such a doll.Copy !req
231. I don't even mind your bad-handed
compliments.Copy !req
232. Ohhh Mrs. Forman,
you're my favourite old lady!Copy !req
233. Oh, and you too Leo...Copy !req
234. You always make my day when
you wave and smile hello.Copy !req
235. Even when you are urinating
on my mailbox...Copy !req
236. Oh, and Bob...Copy !req
237. No matter what I cook,
you can't pass it up.Copy !req
238. Kinda like...Copy !req
239. you can't pass up a woman's rear end
without yelling "Whoohoo" !Copy !req
240. Just being polite.Copy !req
241. And Steven...Copy !req
242. My second son...Copy !req
243. I adore you...Copy !req
244. But you know uhm...Copy !req
245. now that we're staying maybe you could
shave your mustache, because, Honey...Copy !req
246. you look like a forty-year old
male prostitute.Copy !req
247. And Donna, sweetheart...Copy !req
248. No matter where you go...Copy !req
249. I will always love you like a daughter.Copy !req
250. I'm so sorry things didn't work out
with you and Eric.Copy !req
251. Uhm...
I think I need some air...Copy !req
252. So...Copy !req
253. speaking of daughters...Copy !req
254. has anyone seen Laurie?Copy !req
255. Now listen Bob, uh...Copy !req
256. I know that you were counting on me
for the bait shop and all...Copy !req
257. Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
I'm a big boy...Copy !req
258. I can make it on my own...Copy !req
259. I'm gonna miss you so much!Copy !req
260. Wow, you're getting really good
at this kissing thing...Copy !req
261. It's magical...Copy !req
262. I couldn't ask for anything else.Copy !req
263. So...
when do we get to second base?Copy !req
264. Oh Mr. Forman, can I light this
off in your house?Copy !req
265. Sure, and then I'll light my foot
off in your ass.Copy !req
266. And that my friends, is the last
foot-in-ass of the decade!Copy !req
267. Cheers!Copy !req
268. Michael, I just...
it's so good to see you.Copy !req
269. The girls in the emergency room
were just asking about you.Copy !req
270. You know, it's like
I've been gone for so long...Copy !req
271. I almost forgot you're a hot Mom!Copy !req
272. You know what else it hot?
My foot when it's in your ass.Copy !req
273. Look at that.
He got one more in 'm!Copy !req
274. Happy new year...Copy !req
275. Eric...Copy !req
276. Donna I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
277. I caught the last flight out.Copy !req
278. So... uh...Copy !req
279. awkwaaard...Copy !req
280. So... how are you?Copy !req
281. I'm good.Copy !req
282. I start college next week.Copy !req
283. Oh...Copy !req
284. - That's awesome.
- Yeah.Copy !req
285. So what, you just came back here
for New Year's Eve?Copy !req
286. Look Donna...Copy !req
287. when I left I was so...Copy !req
288. positive that I was doing
the right thing.Copy !req
289. - But now I've been gone so long...
- Eric, things are a lot different now...Copy !req
290. I know.Copy !req
291. It's just Donna, I thought
about you every day.Copy !req
292. And you know what?
It turns out that, uhm...Copy !req
293. Red was right...Copy !req
294. I am a dumb-ass!Copy !req
295. Donna, I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. So uh...Copy !req
297. - sounds like there is a party going on
in there? - Yeah there is...Copy !req
298. You're Mom's like really drunk...Copy !req
299. Oh okay...Copy !req
300. Yeah I don't know if I'm ready
for all that.Copy !req
301. I wish there was just some way
to take the edge off...Copy !req
302. Edge, you are officially off!Copy !req
303. Eric, I have the most incredible news.Copy !req
304. I have kissed Jacqueline Burkhart!Copy !req
305. Yeah Fez.
I have some incredible news too...Copy !req
306. So has everyone else!Copy !req
307. I think it makes total sense
that Fez ended up with Jackie.Copy !req
308. She started out with me,
the Ferrari...Copy !req
309. And then she went to Hyde,
the Mustang...Copy !req
310. And now she's with Fez,
who's like a...Copy !req
311. donkey pulling a cart full of brightly
colored Mexican blankets!Copy !req
312. Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot...Copy !req
313. I got you something from Africa
for your daughter.Copy !req
314. Check it out.
A genuine... plastic rhino-horn.Copy !req
315. Awesome!
Look guys, I'm a rhino!Copy !req
316. Guys, I think it's time we honor all
the braincells that survived the seventies.Copy !req
317. Despite our best efforts
some of those bastards pulled through.Copy !req
318. Tonight, they're going down...Copy !req
319. Die braincells, die!
And you're next liver...Copy !req
320. Hey... did you guys hear about
that car that runs on water?Copy !req
321. It's got a fiberglass aircooled engine
and it runs on water, man!Copy !req
322. It's like we never run out of things
to talk about down here...Copy !req
323. I knew you burnouts were down here.Copy !req
324. You guys, it's almost midnight.
Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne.Copy !req
325. Hey guys, last one up the stairs...Copy !req
326. has to call Red a dumb ass!Copy !req
327. Oh man...Copy !req
328. Hello It's Me (1972) by Todd Rundgren
( see That '70s Pilot)Copy !req
329. Synchro : TillCopy !req
330. Boy we're good!Copy !req
331. We're really good!Copy !req