1. Previously on
That 70's Show...Copy !req
2. Wow, uhmCopy !req
3. you're gonna take a job
and move to Chicago?Copy !req
4. Well, I'm willing to give it
all up and stay here with you.Copy !req
5. But if I do that,Copy !req
6. I need to know we're
gonna get married.Copy !req
7. Well I don't know what
to say right now...Copy !req
8. She took the job in Chicago
and she left this morning.Copy !req
9. Check check check, no one can see us
doing it from the parking loAAAAHHH!Copy !req
10. You're dead!Copy !req
11. I'm NUDE!Copy !req
12. Mrs. Forman, what a great idea making
a tape to send to Eric in Africa!Copy !req
13. Oh please, I am
full of great ideas!Copy !req
14. When he went to camp, I sent him
a huge card with my face on itCopy !req
15. that says "Mommy loves you".Copy !req
16. Well it made him miss me so much he
begged to come home the very next day.Copy !req
17. Ah yes, the summer of
a thousand wedgies...Copy !req
18. Eric is gonna be so excited
to hear some familiar voices.Copy !req
19. OH! I do Porky PigCopy !req
20. Hababadahababada,
that is all people!Copy !req
21. Is Hyde here?Copy !req
22. No Michael, you're safe.Copy !req
23. We still haven't heard from Steven
since he left Chicago a month ago.Copy !req
24. I don't know what
I'm doing here.Copy !req
25. Hyde could show up any
minute and kick my ass.Copy !req
26. I really need a soda cause I
just ate a whole bunch of salt.Copy !req
27. Why is it so good?Copy !req
28. I don't know, why don't you ask
Hyde, he is right behind you...Copy !req
29. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!Copy !req
30. It's not even funny!Copy !req
31. Okay then,Copy !req
32. let's start the tapeCopy !req
33. Hi Eric, it's your mother.Copy !req
34. I'm here with
Donna and Fez.Copy !req
35. Hi honey!Copy !req
36. Thank you for the
postcard with the monkeys.Copy !req
37. I'm still bananas
about you too!Copy !req
38. Okay, let's see,
where to start...Copy !req
39. well your father and I were furious when
we caught you boys in that smokey basement.Copy !req
40. The minute you left the airport we went down
there to do what the Fed's call 'a sweep'...Copy !req
41. How dare you boys smoke up my
house when you know how hard I workCopy !req
42. to keep it smelling
lemony-fresh!Copy !req
43. You morons just hung vacancy-signs on your
asses! And my foot is looking for a room!Copy !req
44. - Here it is!
- Here it is!Copy !req
45. TWO bags?Copy !req
46. I've never seen those
before in my life!Copy !req
47. Your son has a
real problem!Copy !req
48. Kitty, I want you to take this
garbage and flush it down the toilet!Copy !req
49. I am just glad that we caught you boys
before this became an every day thing!Copy !req
50. Is that all of it?Copy !req
51. Yes sir, that's all of it.Copy !req
52. Now there is nothing left for
us to do but to smoke Candyland.Copy !req
53. I mean, I mean
play Canysmoke...Copy !req
54. I mean... Aiii no!Copy !req
55. And so I flushed it all down the
toilet and everyone learned a lesson...Copy !req
56. Why don't you tell Eric
what else happened?Copy !req
57. - Oeh let me, let me!
- Give me that!Copy !req
58. I'll tell him...Copy !req
59. Kitty! I found
another one!Copy !req
60. Kitty?Copy !req
61. What the hell?Copy !req
62. What do you have to
say for yourself?Copy !req
63. I'm STARVING!Copy !req
64. That 70's Show - Saison 8 Episodes 01 et
02 "Bohemian Rhapsody" - "Somebody to Love"Copy !req
65. Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par KiffCopy !req
66. Merci à "site source"Copy !req
67. I still can't believe Red caught you
in the bathroom with the guys stash.Copy !req
68. Someone is getting a tye-dyed
apron for their birthday... !Copy !req
69. No, I justCopy !req
70. I wanted to see what
all the hubbub was about.Copy !req
71. I mean I was skeptical about
tupperware and that was lifechanging!Copy !req
72. Anyway Eric,Copy !req
73. I suffered the consequences, your
father gave me a very stern talking to.Copy !req
74. Kitty when we got married,Copy !req
75. we took a vow. To be together
through sickness and in health.Copy !req
76. But nobody said anything about what to
do if your wife turns into a dope fiend!Copy !req
77. You're a nurse for God's sake!
You know this stuff is bad news!Copy !req
78. Bad news isn't
the half of it!Copy !req
79. Here are the facts:Copy !req
80. when the smoke hits the
brain, the cells start dying.Copy !req
81. This process causes
impaired judgementCopy !req
82. and hallucinations and a
lot of other wonderful thingsCopy !req
83. Is it Eric going away?Copy !req
84. Is that why you
used this stuff?Copy !req
85. Kitty,Copy !req
86. if you were feeling blue, you
didn't have to turn to drugs!Copy !req
87. I would have made
you a Martini!Copy !req
88. What's so damn funny?Copy !req
89. Is it the big head thing?Copy !req
90. I hardly felt a thing.Copy !req
91. You ate a whole box
of uncooked spaghetti.Copy !req
92. Anyway Eric,
the day you left,Copy !req
93. Steven went to
Chicago to see JackieCopy !req
94. when he got there, he walked in on
Jackie and Kelso who were about to...Copy !req
95. Get busy.Copy !req
96. Have sexCopy !req
97. Doooooo
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!Copy !req
98. Kelso told us the whole story
when he got back the next day.Copy !req
99. No, hardly anything
happened okay.Copy !req
100. Jackie asked me to stay
cause she was lonely.Copy !req
101. The next thing you
know, I'm naked.Copy !req
102. And then Hyde shows up
and kicks me out the doorCopy !req
103. and so I had to drive all the way
back here in this dress that I found.Copy !req
104. All the truckers were flashing
their lights and honking their horns.Copy !req
105. It was pretty great.Copy !req
106. Man Hyde is gonna
kick your ass.Copy !req
107. I know. I gotta get out of here
before someone kicks the crap out of meCopy !req
108. YOU JERK!Copy !req
109. HEY hey! Watch the face!Copy !req
110. That's the paycheck!Copy !req
111. Jackie,Copy !req
112. aren't you supposed
to be in Chicago?Copy !req
113. Well I'm here to
get Steven back.Copy !req
114. Uhh, where is he?Copy !req
115. Oh he's not here.Copy !req
116. He took off after he caught
you two about to DOOOO IIIIIT!Copy !req
117. Oh my God, this is horrible.Copy !req
118. I quit my job, I
lost my boyfriend.Copy !req
119. My whole life is ruined.Copy !req
120. Jackie, I'm really sorry
about what happened.Copy !req
121. I never meant to come
between you and Hyde.Copy !req
122. Let me ask you one question,Copy !req
123. are we back
together or not?Copy !req
124. Oh you are just
as dumb as ever!Copy !req
125. Okay, you know you can insult me all
you want but just answer the question!Copy !req
126. NO!Copy !req
127. No you won't answer the
question? Why not?Copy !req
128. Because we're not together!Copy !req
129. THAT'S the reason you
won't answer the question?Copy !req
130. NOOOOOO!Copy !req
131. THEN WHAT'S THE REASON?Copy !req
132. and that went on for
about... half an hour.Copy !req
133. Oh hey Kitty.Copy !req
134. I need to borrow some butter or
oil. Pretty much anything greasy.Copy !req
135. Are you cooking?Copy !req
136. Nope, tanning.Copy !req
137. Hey, what's up with
the tape recorder?Copy !req
138. Oh, I'm making a tape
to send to Eric. Here,Copy !req
139. - say hi!
- Don't give him the microphone!Copy !req
140. What's new pussycat
Whooohohoooowww..Copy !req
141. What's new pussy..Copy !req
142. Ai Donna! Boo! Boo!Copy !req
143. Dad, just say
something normal.Copy !req
144. Normal doesn't put
asses in the seats Donna.Copy !req
145. For the last time,Copy !req
146. there are no seats
anywhere around here!Copy !req
147. Oh Red honey, here,
say something to Eric!Copy !req
148. I'd love toCopy !req
149. Son, I was out in the
garage the other day.Copy !req
150. I looked down and I saw
your old baseball mitt.Copy !req
151. And it made me think
what I always think.Copy !req
152. What a waste of moneyCopy !req
153. Actually Eric, you leaving
was very hard on your father.Copy !req
154. The next day he just
sat around, moping.Copy !req
155. I feel likeCopy !req
156. dancing!Copy !req
157. By the way Eric, we gave some
of your toys to the church!Copy !req
158. Give up Eric?Copy !req
159. That's a deck of cards
hitting a bottle of soy sauce.Copy !req
160. Eric, please come home. You
have no idea how much I miss you.Copy !req
161. I miss you too honey.Copy !req
162. I don't think I'll be
happy until I see you again.Copy !req
163. Hey.Copy !req
164. STEVEN'S HOME!Copy !req
165. Okay Miss Kitty, he
doesn't like to be hugged!Copy !req
166. Don't you ever
leave me again!Copy !req
167. I spilled my
soda... Hiiiiiii.Copy !req
168. I don't know
what to say man.Copy !req
169. What about "Ow" ?Copy !req
170. Why would I say ow?Copy !req
171. I get it!Copy !req
172. Eric,Copy !req
173. Steven just hit Michael.Copy !req
174. And while I'm very disappointed
in Steven for hitting Michael,Copy !req
175. it was very exciting!Copy !req
176. Come on man, get up.Copy !req
177. Why? So you can
deck me again?Copy !req
178. Actually I'm fine now.Copy !req
179. Everything I wanted to say
was in that one punch. Come onCopy !req
180. It was a good one too.Copy !req
181. Peed myself a little
on the way down.Copy !req
182. I'm gonna go changeCopy !req
183. Hyde, where have you been?Copy !req
184. UhCopy !req
185. I've been hanging out in Las Vegas
my man. And I've learned this:Copy !req
186. you don't wanna show up
late to a Don Rickles ShowCopy !req
187. with puffy hair.Copy !req
188. Well, you could have let
us know where you were.Copy !req
189. I was worried sick about
you and I am very...Copy !req
190. I got you thisCopy !req
191. A little tiny slotmachine!Copy !req
192. It is so cuteCopy !req
193. Steven you're back!Copy !req
194. Look, we have to talk.Copy !req
195. About what? How
you nailed Kelso?Copy !req
196. No, about our relationship.Copy !req
197. Oh okay. I'll
start... You nailed Kelso!Copy !req
198. You never gave me a
chance to explain!Copy !req
199. BECAUSE YOU NAILED KELSO!Copy !req
200. Mrs. Forman, start taping! Eric
loves it when he screams at her!Copy !req
201. Steven I never even
slept with Michael.Copy !req
202. Yeah right because Kelso is always showing
up at my hotelroom naked with a bucket of ice.Copy !req
203. You know this is
your fault too.Copy !req
204. Okay you two,
just stop yelling!Copy !req
205. Go ahead.Copy !req
206. No forget it.Copy !req
207. Well I guess that's that.Copy !req
208. Well that was horrible.Copy !req
209. I know.Copy !req
210. Where the hell is my
little tiny slotmachine...Copy !req
211. RedCopy !req
212. can you please just do me a favour
and tell Eric you miss him a little?Copy !req
213. Oh fine. Give me the thingCopy !req
214. Eric,Copy !req
215. this is a little hard for me
cause I'm not real emotional butCopy !req
216. I wanted to tell you thatCopy !req
217. you GI Joe's were killed.Copy !req
218. In the great
Dumpster-war of 1979Copy !req
219. Well your meatloaf
was lost in the greatCopy !req
220. "Make-your-own-dinner-war"
of 19-TODAY!Copy !req
221. Well Eric,Copy !req
222. now that I have a second,Copy !req
223. I should catch you up on
your new friend Charlie.Copy !req
224. Okay.Copy !req
225. Who brought the beer?Copy !req
226. I thought you were
bringing the beer.Copy !req
227. No,Copy !req
228. you were bringing
beer, I was chips.Copy !req
229. YOU'RE bringing
beer, I was chips.Copy !req
230. Fine. Give me the chips.Copy !req
231. I forgot the chips.Copy !req
232. You guysCopy !req
233. How much do we
love this guy?Copy !req
234. He's a prince!Copy !req
235. Charlie, it is so awesome
hanging out with you.Copy !req
236. Ah thanks guys, it feels so good to
finally belong to something you know.Copy !req
237. It's like the first day
of the rest of my life!Copy !req
238. THE BEER!Copy !req
239. That was a pretty
awkward landing...Copy !req
240. I hope he's okay.Copy !req
241. Of course he's okay.Copy !req
242. It's not like anyone ever died
falling off the watertower.Copy !req
243. And so they renamed it the Charlie
Richardson Memorial Watertower.Copy !req
244. Jackie, Hyde just needed to blow
off some steam, you guys aren't over.Copy !req
245. Well if you
won't talk to me,Copy !req
246. then maybe you'll
talk to Mr. FluffycakesCopy !req
247. Jackie!Copy !req
248. My magical horn senses that you're
sad and you need someone to talk to!Copy !req
249. Great.Copy !req
250. Now he can't hear youCopy !req
251. HeyCopy !req
252. Jackie.Copy !req
253. Oh, what do you want?Copy !req
254. Man,Copy !req
255. I feel really bad about
the way things turned out.Copy !req
256. You and Hyde should be
together okay. Go talk to him.Copy !req
257. Look there is no point okay.Copy !req
258. I'm starting to think Steven never
really wanted to be with me at all.Copy !req
259. This must be how ugly
people feel all the time.Copy !req
260. I wouldn't know
about the ugly thing.Copy !req
261. But I do know that he
does wanna be with you.Copy !req
262. Why else would he drive all the
way to Chicago to propose to you?Copy !req
263. Wait, what?Copy !req
264. Oh my God!Copy !req
265. Steven was gonna propose?Copy !req
266. I have to find him!Copy !req
267. Tell you what, that's the last time I wanna
mess around with a girl with a boyfriend.Copy !req
268. Kelso, your hand
is on my butt.Copy !req
269. Come on he's in Africa!Copy !req
270. You know Red,Copy !req
271. it really upset me this afternoon when
you wouldn't say anything nice to Eric.Copy !req
272. Well I can see how that would surprise you, what
with nice things always bubbling out of my mouth.Copy !req
273. Well it would just mean a lot to
me to hear you say how you feel.Copy !req
274. Don't you even miss him?Copy !req
275. Well let's say I did.Copy !req
276. I still wouldn't feel
comfortable saying it on tape.Copy !req
277. Well would it kill you just to
say it to me here in private?Copy !req
278. Oh fine! I miss him!Copy !req
279. Of course I miss him.Copy !req
280. He's my son...Copy !req
281. Why do you always
make me say things?Copy !req
282. YeahCopy !req
283. I should be in the FBI.Copy !req
284. So anyway Forman, ramble on,Copy !req
285. keep on keeping on,Copy !req
286. most of all my friend,Copy !req
287. rock on.Copy !req
288. You know,Copy !req
289. I never used to understand
that hippie-jargon,Copy !req
290. but ever since myCopy !req
291. "bathroom-experiment",Copy !req
292. I'm cool man!Copy !req
293. Oeh, let me just give
you two some privacyCopy !req
294. Hey.Copy !req
295. Hey.Copy !req
296. Steven I am so sorry about
what happened in Chicago.Copy !req
297. I was alone and I
thought I lost you.Copy !req
298. Yeah well, I can see
why you thought that.Copy !req
299. Look why didn't you tell me
sooner you wanted to get married?Copy !req
300. Because I wasn't
sure I wanted to.Copy !req
301. And now that I've thought about it, I'm
right, I'm not ready to be married yet.Copy !req
302. Yet?Copy !req
303. Oh, okay.Copy !req
304. Well there you have it Eric,Copy !req
305. Steven's not ready
to get married yet.Copy !req
306. Hi I'm looking for...Copy !req
307. HYDE!Copy !req
308. Hey baby!Copy !req
309. Hey... Sam.Copy !req
310. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
311. This is Sam. She's a st...Copy !req
312. exotic dancer
I met in Vegas.Copy !req
313. I'm sorry, what
are you doing here?Copy !req
314. You don't remember?Copy !req
315. We got married.Copy !req
316. - OH MY GOD!
- WHAT?Copy !req
317. One more thing Eric,
Steven married a stripper!Copy !req
318. Being up here makes me think
of my poor friend Billy.Copy !req
319. His name was Charlie
you cantaloup.Copy !req
320. Kelso you've fallen off
this thing like ten times.Copy !req
321. It's so scary to think you
could have... you know, like,Copy !req
322. met the same
fate as Charlie.Copy !req
323. Yeah.Copy !req
324. It's like we go through our lives like thinking
we're invincible right, but the truth isCopy !req
325. we're totally 'vincibleCopy !req
326. THUD SCREW THAT
! I'M INVINCIBLE!Copy !req
327. Oh my God, what did I do...Copy !req
328. You married a Las
Vegas stripper.Copy !req
329. Congratulations.Copy !req
330. With Eric gone,Copy !req
331. you're the town dumb-ass!Copy !req
332. Steven,Copy !req
333. how could you get
married and not remember?Copy !req
334. It's not likeCopy !req
335. forgetting where you left your
keys or where you parked your carCopy !req
336. or your tenth anniversary...Copy !req
337. Kitty that was
thirteen years ago!Copy !req
338. Fifteen.Copy !req
339. Has it been that long?Copy !req
340. I don't know what
happened, I mean,Copy !req
341. Samantha and I hung out
for three weeks, and thenCopy !req
342. one night we got really drunk and I
remember waking up with a killer hangover,Copy !req
343. thinking I better get out of Vegas
before I'd do something stupidCopy !req
344. So close!Copy !req
345. Here are some
pictures of our weddingCopy !req
346. We found this beautiful little
chapel called "Weddings and Waffles".Copy !req
347. We got married by an
Elvis impersonator?Copy !req
348. Oeh and look at his name!Copy !req
349. Elvis Priestly.Copy !req
350. Isn't that clever?Copy !req
351. Wow, that must have
been some wedding.Copy !req
352. It's not too often that you see
the bride jump out of her own cake.Copy !req
353. Oh man, it's starting
to come back to me.Copy !req
354. I remember seeing a
cross and an altar.Copy !req
355. But I thought I was having
that Excorcist-dream again.Copy !req
356. WHERE'S THE STRIPPER?Copy !req
357. THERE SHE IS!Copy !req
358. THERE IS A STRIPPER
IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
359. AM I YELLING?
I CAN'T HELP IT!Copy !req
360. OOOOOOH HYDE YOU MARRIED A
STRIPPER I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCHCopy !req
361. You must be Kelso.
I'm Samantha HydeCopy !req
362. Oh my God, you
took my name?Copy !req
363. Oh Steven, you look like
you're about to throw up!Copy !req
364. Here,Copy !req
365. use Eric's 'whoopsie' basin.Copy !req
366. Aim for the Snoopy.Copy !req
367. I got the get out of here. I'm
gonna go to the record store.Copy !req
368. Well Hyde, you're
freakin' out man.Copy !req
369. You married a stripper!
You're living every guys dream!Copy !req
370. Well not my dream, my
dream is always the same,Copy !req
371. monkey gives me the fingerCopy !req
372. and flaps his lips at meCopy !req
373. and takes off
with my clothes.Copy !req
374. Trust me, you don't
wanna live that dream.Copy !req
375. What's the store doing closed
in the middle of the day?Copy !req
376. Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.Copy !req
377. Hey dude, pull up a pillow.Copy !req
378. Leo,Copy !req
379. what the hell did you
do with my record store?Copy !req
380. Record store?Copy !req
381. You know now that you mention it, this
place would make an awesome record store.Copy !req
382. I left you in charge and you turned my store
into a hippy den for your stoner friends?Copy !req
383. That's not true man.Copy !req
384. I don't know any
of these people.Copy !req
385. Leo, I'm not in the
mood for this today.Copy !req
386. Just get these people out of
here alright. I'll be in my officeCopy !req
387. Leo there is an
ORGY in my office!Copy !req
388. I can't the boys from the
girls it's hair everywhere!Copy !req
389. Man.Copy !req
390. This is no way to
spend Rosh Hashanah.Copy !req
391. I can't believe Hyde.Copy !req
392. I mean he completely
broke Jackie's heart.Copy !req
393. Who just goes and
marries a stripper?Copy !req
394. What are you, dense?Copy !req
395. Anybody who can, that who.Copy !req
396. Okay, get dressed.
We're going out.Copy !req
397. But it doesn't really matter what you wear,
because everyone is gonna be looking at me.Copy !req
398. But don't wear that.Copy !req
399. Wow Jackie.Copy !req
400. After everything you've been through
with Hyde, you come here and insult me?Copy !req
401. You're all better!Copy !req
402. Well I'm not gonna
sit around moping.Copy !req
403. I'm gonna do what every woman
does when they hit rock bottom.Copy !req
404. You're going to
have sex with me?Copy !req
405. No.Copy !req
406. I'm going to go out
and meet some boys,Copy !req
407. and crush their
hearts one by one.Copy !req
408. You know Donna, Eric is in Africa.
Must be close to hitting rock bottom...Copy !req
409. Not really.Copy !req
410. How long has a boy have to wait before
one of floosies hits rock bottom?Copy !req
411. Oh. Samantha.Copy !req
412. You're painting your
toes in the kitchen.Copy !req
413. That's funny because I was just
making meatloaf in the bathroom.Copy !req
414. Sorry.Copy !req
415. Hyde told me how much
he likes painted toes.Copy !req
416. He told me some other things that he liked but
I said: Hey I'm a stripper not a contortionist.Copy !req
417. Well isn't that just more
then a mother wants to hear.Copy !req
418. Okay so,Copy !req
419. I'm curious.Copy !req
420. What is your act like?Copy !req
421. Do you sing?Copy !req
422. No I just dance.Copy !req
423. Oh. Well when I was younger,
I took tap. Do you do tap?Copy !req
424. No funny that you should
mention it, I strip to taps!Copy !req
425. You meanCopy !req
426. the song they play
when an army man dies?Copy !req
427. Yeah.Copy !req
428. It's my tribute to
our armed forces.Copy !req
429. I wave the American flagCopy !req
430. and then for the big
finish, I give a saluteCopy !req
431. and the I smack my fannyCopy !req
432. Sorry I...Copy !req
433. No I'm sorry.Copy !req
434. This thing has a
mind of it's ownCopy !req
435. Red,Copy !req
436. I'm not sure how I feel about
having a stripper stay in our home.Copy !req
437. It's, what's the word,Copy !req
438. an abomination!Copy !req
439. I don't think Steven even knew what
he was doing when he married her.Copy !req
440. It sounds like he was as schnockered
as you were on St. Patricks Day.Copy !req
441. Okay well that green punch
sneaks right up on you!Copy !req
442. I think Steven has
made a huge mistake.Copy !req
443. But what are we gonna do?Copy !req
444. Kick Sam out?Copy !req
445. Oh we will do no such thing.Copy !req
446. You will!Copy !req
447. Oh fine.Copy !req
448. But the next time
you hit a deer,Copy !req
449. you're the one putting it out of
it's misery with it's tyre iron!Copy !req
450. Well well,Copy !req
451. another day in the life of Point Place police
officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,Copy !req
452. paraphernalia and
illegal substances...Copy !req
453. ice work officer.Copy !req
454. Now we're hooked
up for two months.Copy !req
455. So...Copy !req
456. what do we do now...Copy !req
457. Man I think I
have to fire Leo.Copy !req
458. He almost put me
out of business.Copy !req
459. Just wish there was
a good way to do it...Copy !req
460. This is definitely gooder.Copy !req
461. Gooder?Copy !req
462. Yeah that's a word.Copy !req
463. Leo,Copy !req
464. I left you in charge of the
store and you let me down man.Copy !req
465. So I'm sorry to have to sayCopy !req
466. you're fired man!Copy !req
467. I think the word you're
looking for is 'fried' man...Copy !req
468. And I am.Copy !req
469. No no man I mean
you're fired.Copy !req
470. That's even funnier man!Copy !req
471. And I totally deserve it.Copy !req
472. Yeah and you're
under arrest too!Copy !req
473. What?Copy !req
474. I'm just kidding. These
handcuffs don't even work, look...Copy !req
475. wait, these are the
ones that DO work...Copy !req
476. Hey, I saw this Help
Wanted sign outside.Copy !req
477. You still looking?Copy !req
478. Errrrr,Copy !req
479. Leo were you trying
to hire somebody?Copy !req
480. You know yesterday I was having a
hard time opening up a jar of picklesCopy !req
481. so I put the Help
Wanted sign up.Copy !req
482. Too late man, I found
something else to eat.Copy !req
483. Why do they make the lid so
tight? It's just pickles!Copy !req
484. So you're not hiring?Copy !req
485. That's a bummer.
Cause I gotta say,Copy !req
486. if this is your idea
of a staff meeting,Copy !req
487. I'd work my butt off!Copy !req
488. What the hell man, I'm in
a giving mood right now.Copy !req
489. You can have the job and do all
the work that Leo wasn't doing.Copy !req
490. And Leo I can't fire you
man. You're too awesome.Copy !req
491. New guy, you're hired.Copy !req
492. Leo you're not fired,
jobs for everyone.Copy !req
493. Well that was hard
but it had to be done.Copy !req
494. Wow Jackie, that
is quite an outfit.Copy !req
495. Does it come with a pimp?Copy !req
496. Donna, this is my
man-catcher dress!Copy !req
497. It is scientifically
designed to make men want me,Copy !req
498. while at the same time knowing
they could never really have me.Copy !req
499. Oh everyone loves a tease...Copy !req
500. Oh he is cute and smiling!Copy !req
501. I'm gonna go and make
him wish he was dead!Copy !req
502. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
503. Yes, I'm available.Copy !req
504. But not to you! HA! BURN!Copy !req
505. Oh my God that was so much
fun, I wanna do another one!Copy !req
506. Actually I just wanted to know
your hot blond friend's name...Copy !req
507. Oh I don't have a
hot blond friend.Copy !req
508. I'm just here
with Fez and Donna.Copy !req
509. Donna? Thanks!Copy !req
510. Wait, wait, what,
you like Donna?Copy !req
511. She reads books for fun!Copy !req
512. Hi,Copy !req
513. I'm Mark.Copy !req
514. Wow,Copy !req
515. you have one of the prettiest
smiles I've ever seen.Copy !req
516. OhCopy !req
517. thank you!Copy !req
518. Well the secret is to
brush with baking soda!Copy !req
519. Actually I was
talking to Donna.Copy !req
520. Wow, you are just gorgeous.Copy !req
521. Really?Copy !req
522. Yeah you know Donna
means 'lady' in Italian.Copy !req
523. And Belladonna means
'fine lady', and you,Copy !req
524. you are definitely
one fine lady.Copy !req
525. What's Italian
for 'keep going' ?Copy !req
526. Wanna play a little pool?Copy !req
527. Oh I'm sorry I can't.
I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
528. He's in Africa.Copy !req
529. Well he is just missing out
on how beautiful you look.Copy !req
530. La mia fiora bella.Copy !req
531. Italian!Copy !req
532. Can you believe that?Copy !req
533. Ah don't worry.
You still got me.Copy !req
534. Hi, I'm Kim.Copy !req
535. Dance with me.Copy !req
536. So long lame-o!Copy !req
537. Hey Samantha,Copy !req
538. you should have seen
your dopey husband today.Copy !req
539. He was supposed to fire Leo,Copy !req
540. but then he wussed out
and hired a new guy too.Copy !req
541. It's like the time I went to break up with this
chick and I ended up doing it with her AND her mom.Copy !req
542. I understand why you
couldn't fire anyone.Copy !req
543. On the outside you're
rough and cynical,Copy !req
544. but underneath is all you're just a sweet
curly-haired boy who likes to be tickled.Copy !req
545. Really?Copy !req
546. Kelso, if you
try to tickle me,Copy !req
547. I swear to God I rip off your arm and
tickle the bloody hole with your own hand.Copy !req
548. You'll figure out what to do
honey, you have great instincts.Copy !req
549. You have a great butt too,
but that's a whole other thingCopy !req
550. She is awesome.Copy !req
551. Hey Sam, let me ask you a
question about being a stripper.Copy !req
552. Can I see your boobs?Copy !req
553. Oh Samantha.Copy !req
554. You're here.Copy !req
555. Did Red talk to
you by any chance?Copy !req
556. Mr. Forman? No. Why?Copy !req
557. Oh. Well. Uhhm.Copy !req
558. "What's that? Be
right there Eric!"Copy !req
559. Then my psychiatrist said
the reason I always want sexCopy !req
560. is because I never got apporoval from my
parents so I'm trying to find it somewhere else.Copy !req
561. Do you think he's right?Copy !req
562. Dear God I hope so!Copy !req
563. Who does that guy think he
is rejecting me like that?Copy !req
564. I am the hottest girl
here! Right Fez?Copy !req
565. Hey you!Copy !req
566. Mark is it?Copy !req
567. Yeah.Copy !req
568. I don't know
where you're from.Copy !req
569. But I'll have you know, I
am the catch of Point Place.Copy !req
570. That's true. That's how
she signed my yearbook.Copy !req
571. Ah come back here!Copy !req
572. Nobody ignores
Jerky Backhart!Copy !req
573. I am adorable!Copy !req
574. I am engaging and
I'm DAMN likeable.Copy !req
575. And if you're too
stupid to see that,Copy !req
576. then I feel sorry for you!Copy !req
577. Cause if anyone should be
the center of attention here,Copy !req
578. it's me.Copy !req
579. Jackie!Copy !req
580. Get off me!Copy !req
581. What the hell is
a "boobs out" ?Copy !req
582. Okay, your turn!Copy !req
583. Ah Samantha, there
you are, good.Copy !req
584. Hi Mr. Forman. I
was just unpacking.Copy !req
585. Aren't these cute?Copy !req
586. Oh!Copy !req
587. I mean you can't
tell like this.Copy !req
588. You have to picture
them like thisCopy !req
589. Plus they hold dollar bills
better then anything I own.Copy !req
590. I'm going upstairs
to find you a wallet!Copy !req
591. Hey Randy, come here.
I want to talk to you.Copy !req
592. Yeah sure, but
check this out firstCopy !req
593. See these guys over there? They
think Leo is an Almond brother.Copy !req
594. - Why would they think that?
- I told them!Copy !req
595. Wow,Copy !req
596. Leo is an Almond brother?Copy !req
597. Yeah man.Copy !req
598. We were overstocked with
Almond Brothers albums.Copy !req
599. So I figured meeting one of the guys of
the band would put people in a buying mood.Copy !req
600. And it totally worked!Copy !req
601. And Leo's up for this?Copy !req
602. Oh he has no idea
what is going on.Copy !req
603. I mean... at all.
He's really out of it.Copy !req
604. You know now that
you mention it,Copy !req
605. if we give him a hat and some sunglasses we
could probably use him to move some ZZ Top!Copy !req
606. Yeah.Copy !req
607. Your friend here might be
pretty enough to pass of as Cher.Copy !req
608. Yeah.Copy !req
609. That's not a bad
idea Andy Gibb!Copy !req
610. So what did you want
to talk to me about?Copy !req
611. Oh.Copy !req
612. I guess I just wanted to congratulate you
on your new job here at the record store.Copy !req
613. I name you senior vice-president
in charge of scams.Copy !req
614. Alright man!Copy !req
615. Man, I can't fire Leo.Copy !req
616. He's like a father to me.Copy !req
617. Well like a friend.Copy !req
618. Well he's like a guy
who always has lighter.Copy !req
619. Whoho.Copy !req
620. So if you're not gonna fire Randy, and
you're not gonna fire Leo, I got a question.Copy !req
621. Can I see your wife boobs?Copy !req
622. Hey guys, guess what.Copy !req
623. One of the Almond
Brothers is here!Copy !req
624. This new guy
Randy is awesome!Copy !req
625. Today he was looking over the records, and
he figured out it be easier to find thingsCopy !req
626. if we just
alphabetized them.Copy !req
627. Hey, do you know what
you were doing just now?Copy !req
628. No, what?Copy !req
629. Telling your wife
about your day.Copy !req
630. Pretty cool huh?Copy !req
631. Didn't suck.Copy !req
632. Oh good. You're both here.Copy !req
633. We want to talk to you
about your marriage.Copy !req
634. Steven, I've come to
think of you as a son,Copy !req
635. and so I want to give you
some honest, hartfelt advise.Copy !req
636. Get your head
out of your ass.Copy !req
637. You two barely
know eachother.Copy !req
638. Not to mention that I saw a TV
movie where someone like you moved inCopy !req
639. and killed the whole family.Copy !req
640. Steven honey,Copy !req
641. if this isn't what you
want, you should say so now.Copy !req
642. Yeah, you should.Copy !req
643. Hyde, if you don't want me here, I'll
pack up my things and leave tonight.Copy !req
644. No man, it's cool.Copy !req
645. Okay then.Copy !req
646. Oh she's staying.Copy !req
647. WellCopy !req
648. Well I guess I'll go set an extra place
at the table for stripper... supper!Copy !req
649. You're never gonna believe
this! I drove here this way.Copy !req
650. Jackie, will you
please come out?Copy !req
651. I don't think even
anyone saw you.Copy !req
652. OH MY GOD!Copy !req
653. I'm sorry about my friend,
she's a little prudish.Copy !req
654. She's not as free with her
body as I hope you will be.Copy !req
655. Ready to go baby?Copy !req
656. Hey buddy, the only guy
she is leaving with is me!Copy !req
657. Unless you just wanna do it in the
bathroom, then we can leave separately.Copy !req
658. Fez, there is something
I need to tell you.Copy !req
659. Mark and I are married.Copy !req
660. What?Copy !req
661. Yeah we come here every weekend and
watch eachother hit on strangers.Copy !req
662. It makes for some ultra hot
action when we get back home!Copy !req
663. Wait, yeah Eric and
I tried that once.Copy !req
664. I got three phone numbers and he
got the highscore on Space Invaders.Copy !req
665. Wait, you do this
every weekend?Copy !req
666. You shower some poor loser with affection
and then toss him aside when you're done?Copy !req
667. Yeah.Copy !req
668. See you next weekend...Copy !req
669. I gotta say, Sam
is pretty cool.Copy !req
670. Yeah?Copy !req
671. Yeah yesterday for
no reason at all,Copy !req
672. she grabbed a beer out of the
fridge and just like gave it to me.Copy !req
673. I mean what is
that all about?Copy !req
674. Maybe that is what husbands
and wives do for eachother?Copy !req
675. Craziest damn
thing I ever saw.Copy !req
676. Uhm Steven? I just wanna let
you know that we're through.Copy !req
677. If you're gonna go off and marry someone you
don't even know, then we can't be together anymoreCopy !req
678. Okay. Well I guess you always
have Kelso to fall back on.Copy !req
679. Or Fez.Copy !req
680. Hey what? Did
I hear my name?Copy !req
681. Are Jackie and I
going to do it?Copy !req
682. Can somebody tell me
what is going on?Copy !req
683. Steven I have been
so stupid for so long.Copy !req
684. I tried to force Michael to marry
me, I tried to force you to marry me.Copy !req
685. And last night I threw myself at some
unavailable creep I didn't even like.Copy !req
686. Well, now you've
hit a new low.Copy !req
687. Throwing yourself at
some guy on Rosh Hashanah.Copy !req
688. So you know what? I'm done
making an ass of myself for you.Copy !req
689. Or any other guys.Copy !req
690. In fact,Copy !req
691. I'm done with
guys completely.Copy !req
692. Hear that Hyde?Copy !req
693. We screwed her up so bad she's switching
to chicks! How awesome are we!Copy !req
694. So I was thinking
about you all week,Copy !req
695. how cute and flustered you
looked when I kissed you.Copy !req