That '70s Show 8x13

Directed by David Trainer

Isaac Hayes as Isaac Hayes • Nicole Pantenburg as Dancer #1 • Sarah Christine Smith as Dancer #2 • Jennifer Hamilton as Dancer #3 • Zahalea Showe as Dancer #4

With memories of Eric still fresh, Donna worries how the gang will react now that she's dating Randy. Meanwhile, Fez tries to impress a coworker at the salon.

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1. Wow.

2. I didn't think I was gonna like Kramer vs. Kramer,

3. but that's back when I thought we were gonna watch it.

4. Yeah, for a PG movie there's a lot of sexual content.

5. You know, I have noticed something about you.

6. You only like to make out in secret, dark places.

7. What are you talking about?

8. Yesterday you drove me half a mile into the woods.

9. I've never dated an Italian girl.

10. I thought I was gonna get whacked!

11. Well it's just...

12. okay I'm a little nervous about telling my friends about us.

13. Come on. What's the worst thing that could happen if we told them?

14. Okay, let me put it this way.

15. Two years ago I walked into the basement and my jeans had a hole in the butt.

16. To this day they call me Poopchute Sally.

17. Poopchute Sally?

18. Okay let's go, I don't want to run into anyone after the movie.

19. Oeh... busted!

20. Wow!

21. Unbelievable.

22. After all that,

23. she gives the kid back to Dustin Hoffman? That bitch is crazy!

24. That '70s Show Episode 8x13 - Spread Your Wings

25. Transcript : Jill Penders

26. Synchro : Mafaldita & Jarick

27. I can't get over Donna and Randy making out like that.

28. It was all broad shoulders and blond hair,

29. I could barely tell which one was the boy.

30. They should save that passion for her bedroom.

31. Where I have a better view.

32. I thought it was like watching Donna make out with Forman.

33. Except Randy wasn't constantly saying: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

34. Well, we're off to buy curtains for Eric's room.

35. We're making it into a sewing area,

36. so I thought a nice floral print might really pretty it up.

37. It's all part of our plan to make Eric's room less girlie.

38. I wanted to make my room more manly

39. so I put up some posters of the Village People.

40. Mission accomplished.

41. Oh oh oh well, I want to get to the fabric store before Mary's quilting club shows up.

42. Those fat cows think they own the remnant box.

43. Oh crap.

44. I stashed something real important, real illegal up in Forman's room.

45. Where'd you hide it?

46. I don't know.

47. I was under the influence of it when I hid it.

48. Oooooh, hey, it's Donna and Randy.

49. Where have you guys been... Donna & Randy?

50. Oh. Well I was at the park.

51. Where I was practicing my violin.

52. For a family of ducks.

53. I was at home.

54. Huh. That's simple.

55. Really? Cause you know, we went to see Kramer vs. Kramer,

56. but instead we saw Randy's hand versus Donna's bra strap...

57. I believe it was directed by Francis Ford Cop-A-Feel.

58. Donna! Why didn't you just tell us you were going out with Randy?

59. I don't know, it was just you know, you guys are friends with Eric and

60. I didn't know what you'd think.

61. I'm happy for you.

62. Yeah man, whatever.

63. Yeah I think it's great.

64. I mean you finally found a guy that is stronger then you and that's hard to do.

65. Okay, great!

66. Cool, now we can all hang out and it won't be awkward.

67. You know,

68. it is this kind of awkwardness reminds me of the time when Dad brought this chick home.

69. In the morning and she turned out to be a guy.

70. Although Tony did make me a kick-ass Denver Almond.

71. Well, I have a question of a theme that'll make things less awkward.

72. Randy, when you kiss Donna, is it smooth like melted fudge?

73. Or... rough like a cock fight?

74. Fez!

75. Now that is personal!

76. So have you guys had sex yet?

77. Jackie!

78. My money is on no.

79. Donna is a strong independent woman,

80. who feels that men should respect women for their minds.

81. In other words, she's a big fat tease.

82. Well I think it is going to happen soon.

83. Because normally Donna only shaves her legs up to her knees.

84. But this morning, she went all the way from Miami to Jacksonville.

85. Oh Fez, thank you so much for getting me a job as a hair consultant.

86. Well I told my boss that you were reliable and hard-working.

87. Awww... you lied for me!

88. Hey there Fez.

89. Hillary.

90. I saved you a bite of my cinnamon muffin

91. Oh what a coincidence.

92. I saved you a bite of my cinnamon bun!

93. Ahhh I would do anything to go out with that hot little number.

94. Well have you asked her out yet?

95. Well I found that if a man creates mystery,

96. the woman will come to him.

97. So you're scared?

98. Terrified.

99. But I think it is time for you to get to work.

100. Okay.

101. Wow. Sooo, okay, the first thing we're gonna do is ... uhm ...

102. get rid of these curls cause they kinda make you look like a poodle

103. What the hell are you doing?

104. You are not supposed to talk to the customers!

105. Wha…I'm the hair consultant!

106. Why I said that to get you down here. The truth is,

107. you're our sweep-up girl.

108. What? No, no no no, that's the pathetic foreign girl with the wandering eye who sweeps up the hair.

109. No. She's your boss.

110. Hm. I've always been curious about something….

111. Heavens!

112. Oh, hey. Didn't know you guys were starting this early.

113. It's two in the afternoon!

114. Yeah that damn school bus bringing home those kids woke me up again.

115. So uhh you guys find anything interesting?

116. Oh well, I did find this Good Housekeeping under Eric's bed

117. and apparently he was very interested in self-breast exams.

118. Yeah. Mrs. Forman, I think the only thing he was interested in was examining himself.

119. Oh well Steven, that is a perfectly normal biological function.

120. And my baby never did that!

121. Hey Red, you need some help?

122. Nah nah, I'm just boxing up some of Eric's awards.

123. Ah it was a proud day when he came home with this beauty.

124. Cub Scout Fair.

125. Prettiest Non-Functioning Kite.

126. Uhm Mrs. Forman, my Dad said you had something for me?

127. Oh yes honey.

128. I found some things I thought you might wanna hold on to.

129. These are gifts and notes that you gave to Eric

130. and it's not like I read any of them but you have some potty-mouth

131. Mrs. Forman, like

132. seriously, Eric and I are through.

133. Oh honey I know you think that now

134. but he'll be back soon and you'll...

135. you'll have one of those talks on the hood of the car, yes I watch!

136. But you'll be right back together.

137. No we won't.

138. I'm..I'm moving on.

139. And it's not easy, cause I mean everywhere I look something reminds me of Eric.

140. I'm sure this area in particular brings back a lot of memories

141. You went out again last night?

142. Yup.

143. I left a club with a creamy white girl and a chocolaty black girl.

144. We went home and made hot fudge sundae.

145. And then we did it.

146. Uh Fez, why are you lying to her?

147. But you didn't go out last night!

148. You were lying in front of the TV trying to look up Victoria Principal's dress.

149. Don't you have some hair to sweep, sweep up-girl?

150. Huh no. The place is clean!

151. Don't worry, that's how the kids are wearing it nowadays.

152. Happy birthday Eric!

153. I have a sexy surprise for you...

154. look across into my window.

155. Yeah, I thought you liked those.

156. Now come over here, and I'll...

157. Hey!

158. Hey!

159. What's up?

160. Nothing, just you know. Hanging out.

161. Cool.

162. Never sat on a hood of a car with a girl before.

163. Yeah, actually you know what, this car was kind of...

164. Ohhh light saber!

165. Yeah that belonged to someone...

166. Check it out!

167. I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you!

168. Stop it!

169. What the hell?

170. I'm sorry!

171. I'm sorry. This is, this is just too weird.

172. I can't do this! I can't see you anymore!

173. You could've just said you didn't like Star Wars!

174. Mrs. Forman, you wouldn't believe the lies Fez tells this girl at work.

175. I mean he is pretending to be someone else completely.

176. So what, you pretend to be someone else every time you put on make-up.

177. I have seen you in the morning, your face looks like scrambled eggs.

178. Well we all do a little pretending.

179. Sometimes when I'm bringing in the groceries, I pretend to be Scarlett O'Hara.

180. And I look at all the brown bags and I say :

181. As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!

182. Oh oh, and sometimes with Red I...

183. Okay well the point is it's okay to pretend.

184. Look ... I like Hillary and I was afraid that if she knew the real Fez that she wouldn't like me so...

185. I created a new Fez.

186. A better Fez.

187. I call this Fez: Work-Fez.

188. You should see me down there...

189. Okay, let's do this!

190. Whoooo is your man, that would risk his neck for his brother man?

191. Fez!

192. You're damn right!

193. Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about?

194. Fez!

195. Right on!

196. Yo, they say this cat Fez is a bad mother.

197. Shut your mouth!

198. I'm talking about Fez!

199. Then we can dig it!

200. He's a complicated man and no-one understands him but his woman.

201. Work-Fez!

202. I wondered why the last time I came in you said my hair look blackalicious!

203. Hyde, I hope I did the right thing with Randy.

204. I just feel weird, starting up a new relationship.

205. Yeah well you know, it's though when you've been with someone for a long time.

206. Like, just the other day, I heard this burglar alarm,

207. and it was making this really awful high-pitched squealing noise.

208. I found myself thinking about Jackie.

209. Well, you know I think I might have hurt Randy's feelings.

210. Hi Donna.

211. Hey.

212. Randy is helping me build Kitty's sewing table.

213. We're gonna make it real nice so she feels obliged to spend hours up here.

214. Hey Steven, how 'bout taking a ride with me down to the lumberyard before they close?

215. No, I'm good.

216. Nah, you're coming.

217. See I know that you hid dope up here.

218. And if you found it while I was gone,

219. I'd miss that pathetic look on your face when I flush it down the toilet.

220. You're a messed up dude.

221. Yeah. Come on!

222. So uhm…Randy I just wanna make sure that

223. you know, I hope we can still be friends.

224. Yeah. I'm cool with that.

225. Well aren't you just Beaver freakin' Cleaver!

226. You want me to be a jerk?

227. Well it would make breaking up with you a lot easier.

228. Donna. I'm sorry, I don't want this to be hard for you.

229. There you go again.

230. Fine. I won't say another word!

231. Oh, now you're gonna show me the muscles?

232. I'm Randy, I got big muscles! I'm good looking!

233. You're an ass!

234. So, when are you and I gonna go out and put the fever back in Saturday night?

235. Or Thursday, whenever you're free

236. I don't think I could keep up with you.

237. Ohohohohhh I think you'll be fine.

238. How do you know?

239. Have you guys gone out?

240. Oh God no.

241. No, we're just roommates.

242. Wait, Fez, you told me you had your own place?

243. You called it the Feznasium.

244. Of…of course I do!

245. I found this poor thing wandering around the street so I'm letting her stay on pad.

246. Yes. I am teaching her the ways of love.

247. Okay, that's it. Hillary, you know what,

248. everything that Fez has told you is a lie.

249. He doesn't go out, he's in bed by nine!

250. And his idea of a threesome is Neapolitan ice-cream.

251. Look ... Look, I don't know what she is talking about,

252. this what happens when you hire a girl right off the boat!

253. Oh really?

254. Okay, here, take a look inside his backpack.

255. That's my backpack!

256. "When the phone never rings, a beginners guide to self-love"?

257. Anybody lose a backpack?

258. Hey Donna.

259. Come here and take a look at this sewing table.

260. It even got a cup-holder, like Kitty asked.

261. Now that Randy is a pretty sure-up kid, he build this thing in two days.

262. The only thing Eric ever made was this crappy bird house.

263. Oh yeah!

264. He was always too afraid to use the drill so he just painted the hole on there.

265. Yeah, and one by one, an entire family of bluebirds flew to their deaths

266. Mr. Forman,

267. what would you think if I…hypothetically

268. possibly…maybe…started dating a new guy?

269. I'd say I think you can do whatever the hell you want.

270. My dumb-ass son broke up with you.

271. You are gonna have your own life.

272. I have absolutely no problem with you dating Randy.

273. W…you know about that?

274. Oh come on.

275. You're eyes nearly popped out of your head when you saw him in that tool belt.

276. Okay cool.

277. It really means a lot to me that you guys are okay with this.

278. No no no wait no, I'm okay.

279. For the love of God, don't tell Kitty.

280. I'd have to make her a bigger cup holder!

281. Thanks a lot Jackie.

282. Now Hillary thinks I'm a crazy self-loving pervert.

283. Well, she was gonna think that eventually!

284. Fez, I'm confused.

285. Why have you been lying to me?

286. Well I wanted you to think I was cool, so you'd go out with me, but now you hate me.

287. Actually, I don't.

288. Before, I was always so intimidated, but

289. now that I know you're just a regular guy,

290. I'd totally go out with you!

291. Even after you saw my...

292. book?

293. You're lonely.

294. I think it's cute and endearing.

295. Uhm I think you mean gross and appalling?

296. Jackie, he's a lost soul!

297. Someone has to take care of him.

298. Yes.

299. I'm broken.

300. Fix me.

301. Perfect.

302. It's just like my grandpa used to say:

303. you measure it twice, everything's nice.

304. Actually, in his later years, it was all he said.

305. Hey Red, can you hand me that box of drawer handles?

306. What's this?

307. Oh! That's mine! Oh…. crap.

308. A macramé owl?

309. What the hell kinda pansy-ass thing is this?

310. I do macramé.

311. It's my therapy.

312. Well I didn't realize you were so stressed out

313. But I think you'll feel a lot better...

314. once you get the sex-change.

315. There's my therapy!

316. Hey.

317. Found your stash?

318. Yep.

319. Now I'm gonna punish it for hiding on me.

320. By burning it.

321. Okay look, I've been thinking about this

322. and before on the car, I think I might have over-reacted.

323. It's just that I was in a relationship for a really long time.

324. And it's gonna take me a while to get used to something new.

325. Donna, I get it.

326. Okay.

327. Great. So let's just you know, take it slow and see where it goes.

328. I'm cool with that ... Poopchute-Sally.

329. Shut up...

330. Oh my god!

331. In Eric's bedroom?

332. You two-timing whore!

333. Here's a tissue.

334. Thank you.

335. It's gonna be okay.

336. It's just so sad,

337. how could I drop an entire box of M&M's on the floor?

338. Do you want me to go buy you a new one?

339. It

340. was

341. the

342. last

343. one.