1. Hyde. New releases just
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musician who doesn't have to use her sex-appeal.
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guy thinks about.
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story of how I met my wife.
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43. WellÂ…if it isn't Miss Mooch,
my unemployed roommate.
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today? My cheese puffs?
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but it's really hard.
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to every store in the mall.
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fantastic bone-structure!
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looking Fez-tastic.
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off to the zoo.
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elephant is being born.
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first thing it sees,
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the show I learned to do the Flamenco.
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a high dance kick
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63. doubles beautifully for a
knock-out blow to the face.
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64. Ciao darling!
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she made up a whole new way to say goodbye.
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66. Was that Christine St.
George? She my idol!
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67. THAT's who I should
be working for!
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68. OH! We could co-anchor
What's Up Wisconsin together!
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just picture it!
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70. - I'm Christine St. George.
- And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
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71. And it's time to ask...
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- What's up Wisconsin?
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73. Coming up today: war,
famine, disease...
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is SPECTACULAR!
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I'm GORGEOUS!
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77. Oh, this is just in.
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the greatest girl ever!
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79. - I am!
- I know!
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80. Jackie St. Jackie?
I got breaking news.
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81. You're freaking nuts!
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82. That 70's SHow
- Saison 8 Episode
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83. Traduction par Yvan et
Guzo Synchro par DaddyK! FF
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84. Merci à ...
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85. Oh Jackie, you're watching Christine
St. George. I just love her!
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a tiger cub on her show
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thing you ever saw!
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mauled the weather man.
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89. Yah, but he
probably deserved it.
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smells like ham.
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handled it perfectly.
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the food critic's lamb chop
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93. and then she made a tourniquet
out of her microphone cord.
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96. That sure is one
big pumpkin Tim!
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marching band that collectively
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98. has lost more
then 400 pounds!
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99. You know what?
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letter and ask her for a job.
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101. Oh no no no no, you have got
to go talk to her in person.
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102. Trust me, there is nothing celebrities like
more then people showing up in their offices.
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life where you're no longer a dumb-ass-kid.
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dumb-ass-man.
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106. Wow. Those dumb-ass-teen
years just flew by.
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107. And now that you're married,
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108. I'm gonna take you through a rite
of passage. To the Viking Lodge
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109. Gosh Red. I don't
know what to say.
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110. I guess the first thing
that comes to mind is uh...
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111. no.
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112. I stripped at the Viking Lodge
in Vegas for a guys 85th birthday.
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114. But then the paramedics showed up
and they were really good tippers.
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115. Come on Steven!
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and have a beer with other married men.
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117. BOY does that sound boring.
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118. Hanging out in a dingy room
drinking beer and doing nothing.
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119. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in the basement...
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120. All right Red.
I guess I'll go.
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121. You're not gonna make me wear one
of those silly Viking heads are you?
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122. Course not, don't
be ridiculous.
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123. Ours have horns
and chin straps.
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in yarn. It's very classy.
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125. Wow. Nice cabin.
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126. It has a cozy, mid-century
dead carcass feel to it.
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127. Yeah. I like to come up here when
I really feel like roughing it.
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128. So, you hook up the VCR,
I'll go microwave some nachos
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129. Heyyy Donna.
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with Randy yet?
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132. That is NOT what
this weekend is about.
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135. A guy invites a hot girl to a
private cabin deep in the woods.
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meet his band!
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that they're not here.
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141. That's like saying it's a little crazy
that you're talking to a floating head.
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144. Wait a minute! Maybe you're right
! Maybe he wants to get it on!
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145. Did somebody
say "get it on" ?
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get out of here?
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147. Yeah Fez, beat it!
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150. Hiiii, uh, I'm here to
see Christine St. George.
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152. No, but I am her biggest fan and
I would love to be her co-anchor.
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153. Okay, have a seat and a
psychiatrist will be right with you.
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154. Oh please Miss, couldn't you
just let us in for two minutes?
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you in for no minutes?
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157. Please? Please could you let us in?
I know I have what it takes to be on TV
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my talents to Christine.
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159. Oh and I just
want an autograph.
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161. She made cheesecake on
yesterday's show, is that around?
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162. You really want
to get in huh?
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163. Okay, I'm thinking of a
number between one and ten.
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164. - Six.
- You got it!
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that we can go in?
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166. No. That's the number of cops I'm
gonna call if you don't beat it.
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167. But... I'm supposed
to be her co-anchor!
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be Brooke Shields.
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169. Ain't life a bitch?
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170. So Steven, this is the Viking
Lodge. What do you think?
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CPR poster in the hallway.
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! Who's the new guy?
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178. Listen. I've been married for forty
years and I'm half the man I used to be.
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180. My wife is twice the
woman she used to be.
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182. Biiiiig woman.
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183. You know, pretty soon your wife will be
nagging at you about doing one chore or another.
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184. You know uh taking out the
garbage, mowing the lawn.
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your sentences for you.
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187. Or in my case, my pieces.
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188. You know I used to think it was cute
when my wife finished my sentences.
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about marriage.
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about the three rings.
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ring, the wedding ring,
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the bar and complain about your wives?
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few drinks the other night.
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201. And my old lady says: I suppose you
like yourself better when you're drunk?
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202. I says: No, I
like you better.
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and said: We don't talk anymore!
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ruined the streak!
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205. You know, I'm learning a
lot from you guys in here.
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208. the steam is great.
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and release the hounds
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210. Don't look
down…. don't look down
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saw the hounds!
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in beautiful, the sass
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214. in sassy and what else can
I say? I love a big tip!
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I love a big kiss-ass!
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on the show today?
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217. Oh, Pete Rose.
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218. I gotta go warm-up, I don't want
my slider to hang over the plate.
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downtown last time,
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products, I'll be right back.
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223. Okay darling.
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224. Hiiiii, this is Jackie St. Jackie,
reporting live from Fresh Hair.
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225. Today's topic: Ugly people
who are running with scissors,
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community service?
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227. Ohhhh why hello
Christine St. George!
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228. Why hello crazy girl
talking into a hairbrush!
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229. Jackie!
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230. Out! Out! Out! Out!
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on What's Up Wisconsin.
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234. Huh. Well, from what I've
seen you do so far Jackie….
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have what it takes.
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products. Christine!
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241. Wait! No no! Fez! Wait, wait,
let me deliver them to the studio.
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outdoors man finally got the fire going.
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247. Lucky for us he
was hiking by.
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we are. All alone.
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nice roaring fire.
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out perfectly.
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251. The only thing you forgot
is I'm not a stupid bimbo!
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little groupies, but not me.
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254. So find another groupie to
grope, you gross groupie groper!
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you say that?
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sounded really hard to say!
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257. This whole night has been one
long set up to get me alone!
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258. Oops, my friends didn't
make it, what's next,
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blouse, oops, we're naked!
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260. Oops, made an ice cream
sundae on your boobs!
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unload the van.
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candy, love poems.
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really hard to say but
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Hi, uh Jackie Burkhart.
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hairbrush reporter.
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past reception?
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284. Well I really wanted to talk to you, so I
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I'm glad you did.
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your parking?
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you would just give me a chance?
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everything about you.
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I could teach a monkey
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- Yes.
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television! Oh wait, wait,
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What's Up Wisconsin?
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Viking-in-training.
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started on the hounds.
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old man's testicles.
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Red, but I don't wanna be a Viking.
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why would they not want me back?
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eyes were…lingering
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day of work going?
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the glamorous world of show business.
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FURIOUS are different!
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FIRED are different,
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each other? GOOD!
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or I'll get a monkey to do it!
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she's a real sweetheart.
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