That '70s Show 7x3

Red's job hunt is going nowhere and he begins to wonder when he will find a job. With a year off to do whatever he wants, Eric makes a list of things to do, one of which includes graffiting a closed muffler shop as part of his new bad boy image. But unbeknownst to Eric, Red has found his new job... in the building Eric just graffitied! Kelso has issues with women; now that he's a father to a baby girl, he has a new respect for women that gets him nowhere. And Hyde is pressured by Jackie and Kitty to call his father.

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1. Okay, so tell me about the job hunt.

2. Did my little worker bee find a happy hive?

3. No, all the jobs had the same problem, a dumb ass boss.

4. You know, one guy actually thought that duct tape was called "duck" tape.

5. A security guard had to pull us apart.

6. Oh, honey, you'll find something.

7. You worked at that auto parts plant for so long.

8. Did you try looking at auto parts stores?

9. Well, I'll be, Kitty.

10. And here I spent all morning applying to be an astronaut.

11. What the hell is wrong with your muffler?

12. I didn't notice anything.

13. Maybe I was too busy enjoying my morning ice cream.

14. That's right, my morning ice cream.

15. Part of my new "year off" philosophy, I want a treat, I get a treat.

16. We haven't even had lunch yet.

17. Eric never eats dessert before a meal.

18. He used to say, "When I finish my peas, I can eat what I please."

19. I taught him that.

20. I also taught him, "Eat your asparagus or people will stare at us."

21. It's not true but he was little.

22. Good Lord, is that bubblegum ice cream?

23. Well, it's not simply bubblegum ice cream,

24. it's frosty double-bubble blast-off.

25. Why are you with him?

26. - I find him whimsical. - So do I.

27. Isn't that nice? They find me whimsical.

28. Who's got a bad muffler?

29. See? Even Bob knows when a car sounds off.

30. I never know what you mean by "even Bob,"

31. but I like to assume it's a compliment.

32. Have you checked your muffler lately?

33. I'm gonna be honest with you, I haven't.

34. But that green, liquid stuff under the hood seems to be at a really healthy level.

35. Coolant.

36. Donna, I think I can handle this, okay?

37. You cool it.

38. All right, that's it.

39. We're going to the muffler shop.

40. This whole family is gonna learn a little lesson in muffler care today.

41. Well, it's not a trip to Europe, but at least I get out of the house.

42. Wait a second. You're not just tricking me into the car

43. and really taking me to the pediatrician for a booster shot, are you?

44. - No. - Good.

45. 'Cause that only works twice.

46. So, Steven, did you have a good time when you went out with your new dad?

47. Yeah, it was all right.

48. - Well, have you called him yet? - No.

49. I know if I went out with a boy and he didn't call me after three days,

50. I'd know he wasn't interested.

51. Well, Jackie, my dad and I aren't dating.

52. We're a father and an illegitimate son.

53. Great news, I had a baby, and it's a girl!

54. - Oh, man, fantastic. - Congratulations, man.

55. See, Michael, I'm trying to be happy for you

56. but your hair is making it really hard.

57. What happened?

58. Well, I was waiting for Brooke to have the baby, right?

59. And I was chewing gum,

60. and then I decided that I wanted to blow a bubble as big as my head.

61. And then I did,

62. and then you can probably figure out the rest of the story.

63. - Oh, what's her name? - Betsy.

64. Fat girl's name.

65. I don't know, I kind of like it.

66. But, of course, I also like the larger ladies.

67. Well, I had no say.

68. If it was up to me, it would've been something classy, like Bambi.

69. Man, do you even know what "classy" means?

70. 'Cause you're always saying things are classy when they aren't,

71. like your classy carpeted van.

72. The Shagging Wagon?

73. That had a buttload of class. Check it out.

74. Oh.

75. Wait, Michael, these are all pictures of you.

76. Yeah, I was the only thing not covered in slime.

77. Oh, here's one of Brooke's boobs.

78. Where did that one of Brooke's boobs go?

79. Ah, here we go. Here's a picture of the kid.

80. Nice, Kelso, she's got Brooke's eyes

81. and your fondness for mooning the camera.

82. Oh, Michael, she is adorable.

83. Hey, I brought cigars to celebrate.

84. - Sweet. - Fun.

85. I love cigars.

86. I hate cigars.

87. This is way worse than what we usually do in the circle.

88. It tastes disgusting, it smells rank, it doesn't even make stuff funny.

89. This should be illegal.

90. I hate this.

91. It's like smoking a dirty sock, only easier.

92. I love cigars. I'm good at everything.

93. I just threw up a little.

94. Hello, Wisconsin!

95. "Out of business"?

96. I can't believe it. I loved this place.

97. How could this happen?

98. Red, it's not your ancestral home.

99. Well, what kind of a town is this anymore,

100. if we don't even have a muffler shop?

101. A loud one.

102. Okay, cheer up. Maybe this is good news.

103. Ooh, what if something fun opens up here next, like a button shop.

104. We could come here as a family

105. and just dig and dig through big drawers of buttons.

106. I think it sounds fun.

107. Okay, you guys, I made a list of all the things I wanna do on my year off.

108. Check out number five.

109. "Jump into my car through the window like the Duke boys."

110. No, no, no, no. No, I already did that. That should be crossed off.

111. Number six.

112. "Vandalize a local business"?

113. Yes, and today I happened to see an out-of-business muffler shop.

114. Imagine the muffler shop signs

115. with the "L-E-R" scratched off the word "muffler."

116. Eric, no, that's gross.

117. What's gross? I don't get it. I want to know what's gross.

118. Replace your old "muffler" without the "ler."

119. "Replace your old muff..."

120. Oh, I get it.

121. I get it.

122. Okay, you know that I'm digging the new, whimsical Eric,

123. but don't you think you could find a prank that isn't highly offensive to women?

124. Donna, you're asking me to play tennis without a racket here.

125. Okay, what if you took "M-U-F" off the front of "muffler"

126. so the sign says stuff about "flers," right?

127. That's French for flowers,

128. and people will be really mad if they thought it was a French flower shop.

129. Huh?

130. Yeah, that sucks, yours is funny. Go.

131. I never thought this could happen,

132. but I've officially become more attractive.

133. Tonight, I have a date with a chick who called my single fatherhood

134. the cutest thing she'd ever heard of.

135. You know, I don't know why

136. more guys don't impregnate women and then not marry them.

137. Maybe because it's irresponsible and shortsighted.

138. Okay, I might be irresponsible but my vision is perfect.

139. "Trade in your used muffler."

140. It's brilliant.

141. He's right. I am delighted and disgusted at the same time.

142. It's just nice to finally feel that way when I'm not alone.

143. Hey, let me ask you guys a question about my dad.

144. Shoot.

145. How often are you supposed to talk to the man who impregnated your mom

146. before she married the man you thought was your father?

147. Um, I could check with some folks in Kentucky and get back to you.

148. I could give you the number of some first cousins who got married.

149. Thanks, man, I don't really wanna talk to your parents.

150. Ah, good burn.

151. Okay, ice cream's finished, bubblegum, I will save you for later.

152. Guys, let's do this.

153. "Winterize your muffler."

154. You know, I almost hope we get arrested.

155. I really want this on my record.

156. Well, it's clear these baby pictures are having the desired effect.

157. Oh, and here's another one after we hosed her off and warmed her up.

158. Oh, she's so cute. Almost as cute as you.

159. Yeah, she wishes.

160. Oh, my gosh!

161. I had that same blankie when I was a baby.

162. My daddy use to wrap me in it after my bath.

163. Your daddy?

164. Oh, my God.

165. You're somebody's daughter?

166. So?

167. So, I'm thinking about how I would feel if my baby girl was out with a guy like me.

168. And it is not good. I'm all hands.

169. That's okay, because I want you to...

170. Dude, that is not what that is for!

171. Look at you,

172. with your bright eyes and your rosy cheeks.

173. I think vandalism really agrees with you.

174. Well, Donna, I think I've really turned a corner here.

175. I'm tough, I'm gritty...

176. Okay, I've got paint under my fingernails.

177. I may need to borrow my mother's manicure set.

178. No, leave it. It makes you look dangerous.

179. Like you don't even know what a manicure set is.

180. Donna, you got a little something on your face, I got it.

181. Kitty, come on in here.

182. Boy, have I got big news.

183. - What's going on? - We just came from the bank.

184. - You know that muffler shop that went out of business? - Mmm-hmm.

185. - I bought it. - Oh, no!

186. Come on, everybody!

187. What the hell?

188. Yeah. "What the hell" is right.

189. Who would do such an irresponsible and ironic thing?

190. Certainly not anyone I would want to make out with.

191. I mean the opposite of that.

192. Okay, you gotta admit it, this one's pretty funny.

193. I'm sorry, I love word play.

194. I don't get it.

195. What's so funny about a muff?

196. - Kitty. - I mean, muffs aren't funny.

197. I have a beautiful gray one that I have been using for years.

198. For the love of God, please.

199. - Just tell me what's so funny about my... - Nothing.

200. - Nothing is funny. - Exactly.

201. Would you look at this?

202. Bubblegum ice cream?

203. Okay, good start.

204. Now let's fan out and search for more clues.

205. Then I realized that Kimberly is some guy's daughter.

206. Yeah, and he probably loves her as much as I love my daughter.

207. And then I had to go and take a boiling hot shower

208. and scrub until a little skin came off.

209. So the joy of having a daughter has come with some tragedy.

210. You can no longer treat women like meaningless whores.

211. Sucker.

212. Steven, see, fathers love their children,

213. just like your new daddy loves you. So call him.

214. No.

215. Steven, you never do anything I say.

216. If you were a dog or someone who worked for me,

217. I'd smack you on the nose with a newspaper.

218. All right. You guys, this is serious.

219. I may never be able to have sex again,

220. now that I realize that women are more than just sex objects.

221. Hey, is this like the time you realized you wanted to be a cop,

222. or like the time you realized that you were a robot?

223. My eyes were red in all of my pictures.

224. You know, I just don't believe that you've changed this much.

225. For example, what would you do if I were to lean way over like this?

226. What are you doing? Grab it, man.

227. I can't. I respect women now.

228. Listen, what am I gonna do?

229. It's no big deal, man. You can just never have sex again.

230. With this body?

231. All right. People would riot in the streets.

232. You know, you could engage in a meaningful relationship.

233. What... Donna, this is no time for your feminist mumbo-jumbo.

234. Okay, wait, you guys, he doesn't wanna change.

235. He wants to feel like he's respecting women

236. while still acting like a shallow creep.

237. You know, you've always gotten me, Jackie.

238. That's it. I need a loophole

239. so I can keep doing what I'm doing without being a bad father.

240. The father. The father is the key.

241. Oh, so we kill the father.

242. That's not what I meant.

243. Oh, me either.

244. Of course Steven should call his dad.

245. I know, but he won't do it, and I've tried everything.

246. Nagging him, poking him, smacking him.

247. You know, my bag of tricks is empty.

248. Well, he needs a father.

249. The day is fast approaching

250. when someone's gonna have to talk to him about the birds and the bees.

251. Well, actually, Mrs. Forman...

252. Yes, it's fast, fast approaching.

253. Oh, here he comes. Okay, please do something.

254. Okay, I'm good at this.

255. Oh, this is Steven's father, you say?

256. You really wanna talk to him but he has to call you first, you say?

257. Mrs. Forman?

258. I know you're not really on the phone with my dad.

259. Oh, you do?

260. Oh, you do?

261. Well, you're right.

262. I thought you said you were good at this.

263. He is a lot savvier than Eric.

264. Why can't you guys just let me do things my own way?

265. Because I know meeting your dad meant a lot to you.

266. And every time something means a lot to you,

267. you push it away before it can push you away.

268. And every time something means a lot to me, I smother it,

269. which is why we're such a good couple.

270. Fine, I'll call,

271. if you both promise to stop bothering me about it, let me do it by myself.

272. - Absolutely. - Anything you want.

273. I wish I had a camera.

274. Can I just get a picture of you holding the phone?

275. - I'm hanging up. - We're going.

276. Going.

277. Yeah, hi, William Barnett, please.

278. Hey, man, it's Steven.

279. Tell him you love him. Daddy! Daddy, he loves you!

280. Hello, sir, I'm here to pick up Kimberly,

281. and I figure if I'm upfront with you about my intentions,

282. we can all feel good about our date.

283. Now, I'm about to do things of a sexual nature with your daughter,

284. and even though she does those things with everyone,

285. I have a new respect for the father-daughter relationship,

286. now that I have a daughter, out of wedlock.

287. I'm no longer with the mother, don't worry.

288. So I figure, with your permission,

289. I can proceed to pleasure her time and time again.

290. What do you say?

291. Ow!

292. God, I can't believe Red bought the muffler shop.

293. All right, that's it, new Eric's out, old Eric's back.

294. I should probably just go upstairs and think about what I've done.

295. Come on. You can't turn back now.

296. You're like an explorer discovering a new you.

297. When Columbus discovered America instead of the West Indies,

298. did he go to his room?

299. No, he waded into Mexico and stole all of their gold.

300. Okay, I'm not following.

301. I think it's hot when you do naughty stuff and I want you to keep doing it.

302. You know what? It is hot.

303. I'm not gonna let Red bully me out of it.

304. I mean, how often was I hot before? Almost never, right?

305. But now I am hot and hot I will stay.

306. Let's celebrate.

307. One of Red's beers?

308. There's a new sheriff in town, little lady.

309. Well, if it isn't my son, the vandal.

310. You know, I ought to vandalize your ass with my foot.

311. Look, I said I was sorry and I'd fix up the shop.

312. Come on, Dad, aren't we getting a little old for this whole dance?

313. I mean, here we are shaking our booties and I mean...

314. Disco's dead.

315. You're not taking dance classes again, are you?

316. No.

317. I'm saying here's what's gonna happen,

318. you're gonna accept my apology, man to man,

319. and then sit down with me and my girl here and enjoy this beer.

320. No, here's what's gonna happen.

321. You are gonna put down that beer and go to your room.

322. Or here's what's gonna happen.

323. I am gonna go to my room.

324. But first,

325. I'm gonna chug this beer.

326. Chug it, Eric.

327. Okay, that's really fizzy.

328. But I think I made my point.

329. Now you put some Saran Wrap on that,

330. and I will finish it later.

331. I will have you know that my friend Linda

332. just filled me in on some slang words

333. that some people in my family find funny.

334. And now I can never feel comfortable with my muff again.

335. - Mom... - Don't laugh, mister.

336. When you were a baby, I used to put you in it when you got out of the tub.

337. Okay, this isn't funny anymore.

338. Stop.

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