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16. All right, here's your motel.
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17. You're gonna love Chicago.
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18. You never lived near the ocean,
but that's all about to change
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19. thanks to good
old Lake Michigan.
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20. Yeah, I just wish I
knew someone here.
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21. A friendly face, you know?
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22. Don't worry.
You're gonna be great.
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23. Oh,
boy, I got a long drive back.
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24. You know, that door's kind of
tricky. You gotta actually open it.
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25. All right, Jackie, do you want me to stay
and get a burger with you or something?
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26. Michael, it's like you're
a mind reader. Okay.
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27. Wait. No, keep going. Guess
what I want on my burger.
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28. Lettuce, tomato and ketchup
put on by a waiter born in America.
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29. Eric, you're gonna
love teaching in Africa.
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30. I hear the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.
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31. Dad.
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32. - So did you get
your shots yet?
- Wait. What shots?
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33. The vaccines to protect you
against exotic diseases.
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34. I had to get them
when I was in the military.
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35. You were in the National Guard.
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36. What exotic diseases
were you afraid you'd catch,
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37. scaredy-cat-eating-pie-
in-a-Jacuzzi fever?
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38. Hey, I'm proud of my service.
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39. Somebody had to stay home
and hose down those hippies.
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40. You guys, I leave
for Africa in two days.
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41. How come no one told me
about these shots?
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42. Oh, goodness gracious, did I
forget to give you that letter?
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43. You know, when you get to be my
age, sometimes you forget about things.
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44. And sometimes you hide them in
the rarely used Mexican soup section
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45. of this gigantic cookbook.
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46. Mom, I need these shots.
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47. Africa is very strict about these things,
and they're not strict about anything.
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48. I mean, the women walk around
with their hoo-hoos hanging out.
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49. Kitty, you have no right to stand
in the way of someone's dreams.
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50. And if you don't
let Eric go to Africa,
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51. you'll crush my dream
of getting rid of him.
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52. Fine. Eric,
I'll give you the shots.
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53. A mother should support her son.
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54. Just know the needles
are big as sausages,
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55. and if I miss the mark by even
a hair, your heart might explode.
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56. But don't worry.
It only hurts till you die.
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57. Hello, Wisconsin!
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58. Hey, Donna, look, there's something
really important I need you to do for me.
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59. Eric, I don't care if you're
going to Africa. I'm not doing that.
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60. Please don't let my mom plan
this fancy send-off for me, okay?
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61. I can just see her planning this
embarrassing farewell with, like,
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62. music and banners and,
like, doves.
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63. Oh, man, it's good to be home.
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64. Jackie was all
depressed and crying
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65. 'cause she didn't have
any friends in Chicago.
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66. So I had to lighten the mood
with some skee ball.
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67. Jackie hates skee ball.
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68. I didn't take Jackie.
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69. Well, that explains why she's called me
four times since she's been in Chicago.
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70. Three of those were to say
that she hates my outfit.
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71. How does she know?
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72. Eric? Jackie's on the phone.
She wants to talk to you.
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73. - Jackie wants to
talk to Forman?
- Yes.
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74. Now pick up because she's
been blabbering for 20 minutes.
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75. And I never noticed it
when she was living here,
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76. but she's not that interesting.
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77. - Hello?
- Hey, Eric? It's Jackie.
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78. Uh-huh.
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79. Look, I just realized you're
about to leave for Africa,
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80. and I won't get a chance
to say goodbye in person.
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81. That makes me sad.
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82. I mean, you've always been
very special to me.
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83. Okay, Jackie, if
there's a gun to your head,
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84. say the word "cream cheese."
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85. No, Eric, I'm just gonna
miss you is all, okay?
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86. So just take care of
yourself in Africa.
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87. Okay. I will.
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88. Wait, you want to talk to who?
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89. You want to tell
him you love him?
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90. Well, I don't know.
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91. You guys didn't really leave
on the best of terms.
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92. Okay.
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93. Dad, telephone!
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94. I don't know Eric very well, but
he seems like a heck of a nice guy.
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95. Eric? Eric is good people.
Is good people, yes.
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96. I'll never forget. It was
the hottest day of summer,
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97. and Hyde and Kelso dug a hole
then covered it with leaves.
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98. And they said, "Hey, Fez,
wanna see a pile of dead leaves?"
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99. So, naturally, I ran over.
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100. - What happened?
- I fell in and I
couldn't get out.
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101. And the sun was beating down.
So hot. So hot.
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102. Finally, Eric came over.
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103. And you know what
that magnificent boy did?
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104. He poured soda all over me
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105. because that's what friends do.
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106. And then the ants came.
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107. Hey, guys.
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108. Oh, Eric,
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109. about you leaving,
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110. I just want you to know that...
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111. Oh, here comes the waterworks.
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112. - Hey, Hyde, man.
- Hey, man.
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113. Listen, I wanted some tunes,
so I need to find a record store.
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114. - Leo,
you're in a record store.
- Whoa, that was fast, man.
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115. - So what are you doing here?
- I'm the boss,
man, which is ironic,
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116. 'cause I'm also the
least-motivated employee.
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117. So if you have
a whole record store,
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118. how come you've been
kind of mopey lately, man?
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119. I'm not mopey. I'm fine.
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120. Well, where's that loud girl
you're always hanging with?
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121. Jackie? She's in Chicago.
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122. Loud girl's in Chicago.
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123. Hey, that's why you're
sad, man. You love loud girl.
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124. Maybe I do. You know what?
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125. The only reason I'm admitting that is
because you have no short-term memory.
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126. You're gonna forget this
conversation when it's over.
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127. Hey, that's not true, man.
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128. Hey, guess what I found out?
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129. - What, Leo?
- Loud girl's in Chicago.
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130. Crap, it's almost time for me
to go get my shots.
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131. Yeah, why do I have to get shots
anyway? So I get Yellow Fever.
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132. I could use a little color.
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133. You guys, this might be
our last circle together.
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134. We're growing up.
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135. I mean, these two have jobs,
and Eric is off to start his life,
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136. and I'm doing more
shaving than ever.
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137. Eric, I know you're scared
of getting your shots.
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138. So I'm gonna be a pal
and get them with you,
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139. 'cause I owe you for that time that I
chucked that dead raccoon at you,
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140. and then it turned
out to not be dead.
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141. And then it bit you, and
then you kicked it back at me,
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142. and then it bit me,
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143. and then we both had to go
and get rabies shots.
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144. Remember, on the way to
the hospital, Kelso saw that dog,
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145. and he jumped out of the car
'cause he wanted to go pet it,
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146. but he forgot the car was
moving, and he broke his arm?
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147. That was the funniest, bloodiest,
most rabies-filled day ever.
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148. Look at us.
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149. Best friends
offering to help each other.
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150. You know, we always have
to remember this moment.
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151. What?
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152. Upstairs, now.
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153. I am in huge trouble.
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154. I can't believe that is what
you idiots have been doing
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155. in my basement all these years!
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156. I wish I had 2,000 feet
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157. so I could put 500 of them
in each of your asses!
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158. I'm shocked.
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159. The basement door closes and
out come the lighters and the drugs.
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160. And I am sure Donna's down
there bouncing around without a bra.
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161. It's like Amsterdam down there.
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162. Did someone
shove a vacuum up your nose
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163. and suck out your last,
lonely brain cell?
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164. What is going on in your head?
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165. I am so
disappointed in you boys.
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166. And here I thought it was my dryer
that made our clothes smell funny.
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167. Who taught
you how to do this?
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168. Was it those damn Beatles?
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169. All You Need Is Love.
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170. All you need is
a job and a haircut.
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171. And you, wipe that stupid smirk
off your dopey, dope-fiend face.
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172. Do you know what
drugs do to you?
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173. They shrink your brain
until one day you wake up,
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174. and you think you're Superman
and you can fly,
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175. and then you wind up jumping
off the roof in your underpants.
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176. Oh, this idiot doesn't need drugs
for that. He does that every Saturday.
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177. Well, this is the worst thing
that you have ever done!
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178. Eric, I am gonna make you...
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179. I am going to...
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180. Well, I can't think of anything
worse than sending you to Africa.
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181. You're going to Africa.
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182. Hey, Leo.
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183. So, I decided that tomorrow,
after I say goodbye to Forman,
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184. I'm gonna go to Chicago.
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185. Hey, loud girl's in Chicago.
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186. You should look her up.
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187. Good idea.
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188. Anyway, what I was
thinking is, while I'm gone,
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189. you could run the record store.
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190. It'd be fun, man, like the
old days at The Fotohut.
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191. You know, the film
place you used to own?
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192. Wait. Was it a little blue house
in the middle of a parking lot
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193. with a drive-up window?
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194. Exactly.
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195. I don't remember
that at all, man.
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196. Okay, Michael, Eric,
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197. pull your pants down
and lean over the table.
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198. I'll go get those
gigantic needles.
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199. I just hope somebody remembered
to bring them in out of the rain
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200. so they're not all rusty.
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201. Hey, Donna, I'm gonna need you
to help me pull my pants off.
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202. Fine. Turn around.
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203. Wedgie.
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204. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say off?
I thought you said up your butt.
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205. I still liked it.
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206. - I can't believe
you're leaving tomorrow.
- Yeah.
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207. It's kind of weird spending
our last moments together
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208. bent over a table with
our naked butts in the air.
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209. This is how I
always hoped it'd be.
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210. You know, I was gonna say
that I'll miss you,
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211. but I'm not a nancy-boy.
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212. You know, Kelso, there's
something I want to say to you.
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213. Son of a bitch!
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214. Oh, that hurt like hell.
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215. That was the alcohol swab.
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216. Well, it was freezing.
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217. Well, this is it.
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218. Just have to make it past
Mom's farewell ambush,
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219. and then off to Africa.
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220. Actually, Eric, I
wanted to talk to you first.
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221. I don't know if you know this,
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222. but I've been looking forward to you
getting out of the house for a long time.
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223. Yeah. I believe your exact words were,
"It will be more glorious than D-day."
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224. Yeah. Well,
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225. you're my son,
and I'm your father, so...
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226. Here.
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227. That's your
pocketknife from Korea.
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228. You said if I ever touched that,
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229. I'd meet the same fate as
hundreds of other godless commies.
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230. Well, I want you to take it
to Africa with you.
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231. Really?
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232. Wow, Dad, that means a lot.
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233. And,
Son, I want you to know that
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234. I'm gonna miss you, and I
love you, and have a good trip.
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235. Wait a second.
What did you just say?
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236. I said have a good trip.
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237. No, before that.
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238. You heard me.
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239. Wow, this feels like
one of those moments when,
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240. you know,
normal people would hug.
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241. Thank you, Dad.
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242. - So, really,
any last-minute advice?
- Yeah.
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243. You lose that knife,
don't come home.
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244. Surprise.
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245. It's just you?
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246. Donna, this is
the best surprise ever.
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247. So, the Vista Cruiser, huh?
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248. You know, this is where
we had our first kiss.
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249. I know. I remember.
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250. - Wow.
- Well, it's gotta
last a really long time.
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251. This is weird.
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252. I mean, me leaving.
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253. It's like it's real.
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254. Yeah, but you're gonna be back
before you know it,
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255. and then we're gonna have
our whole lives to spend together.
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256. Listen to me, Donna,
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257. I love you so much.
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258. You know, you're my
best friend. And I...
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259. I love you.
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260. And thank you for not letting my mom
plan this, like, going-away surprise thing.
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261. I love you, too, Eric.
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262. And I'm sorry.
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263. - For what?
- For this. Okay, guys!
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264. Surprise!
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265. Mom.
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266. You know, who am I kidding?
I wanted this.
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267. Oh, Eric.
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268. Okay, Charlie, I'm gonna
put you in charge of this.
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269. If you ever wanna cheer
Fez up, here's a little trick.
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270. I got you.
I got you. Who got you?
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271. - Who got you?
- You do, Eric.
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272. Okay.
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273. Here you go, Forman.
A little going-away gift.
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274. Thanks, man.
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275. Hyde, this bag is empty.
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276. Yeah, I heard about the stuff
they have over in Africa.
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277. Fill that bad boy up,
send it back to me.
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278. Honey,
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279. I'm sorry if I smothered you.
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280. That's just what a mother does.
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281. But I've accepted that you're
leaving, and I'm ready to let you go.
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282. Oh, Mom.
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283. Mom, I'm really only allowed
one carry-on, so...
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284. Dad.
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285. Come on, Kitty. Come on.
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286. Eric,
I'm not real good with words,
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287. so I thought I'd say goodbye
the only way I know how.
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288. Hit it, boys.
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289. So long, Point Place.
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290. Oh, for Pete's sake. Come on.
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291. So long, Point Place.
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292. Come in.
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293. - Hey.
- Steven!
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294. What are you doing here?
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295. Nothing. I had some free time,
thought I'd check out Chicago.
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296. - How's it going?
- Good.
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297. Hey, do you want to go take a
walk, maybe get something to eat?
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298. Jackie, I checked. No one can see us
doing it from the parking lot.
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299. You're dead.
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