1. Forman, your bachelor party's tonight.
We're going to a strip club,
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2. so don't forget your inhaler.
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3. Come on, hyde.
I don't need a silly bachelor party.
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4. Oh, come on, man. Be one last night of the finest
debauchery that point place has to offer.
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5. Hyde, all I need is my sweetie
here for the rest of my life.
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6. - It's all right, eric. You can go.
- All right! I'm gonna see nudies!
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7. Oh, eric, you're not going to one of those
hoochie mama shows, are you?
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8. Don't worry, mrs. Forman.
I'll return your son in the same
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9. slightly girly condition that he leaves in.
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10. So, donna, you and the gals getting
together for a big shindig?
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11. Well, jackie might be planning..
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12. No, wait. She doesn't do things
for other people.
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13. Well, let me plan your bachelorette party.
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14. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine.
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15. All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee,
and then my friend gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
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16. Boy, you girls are crazy.
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17. Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today..
loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.
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18. donna, why am I blindfolded?
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19. because I have a big surprise for you.
Okay, you ready?
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20. Isn't it awesome?
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21. We're gonna spray-paint our
names on a trailer? All right!
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22. No, I put a deposit on I tso we can live here.
Eric, it's gonna be our very own.
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23. Oh, how romantic. I can just see donna
carrying you over that threshold.
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24. So come on.
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25. I know you always dreamed
about having a home of your own.
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26. Well, I guess I should have been more specific.
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27. Um, no, no. You know what?
This is nice. It's nice.
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28. Donna, this is great!
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29. Steven, if you ever rent me a trailer,
I will dump you in a second.
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30. Good to know.
I need an exit strategy.
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31. See, now if we all turn this way...
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32. There. See?
Room for everybody.
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33. See? Now this is the closeness
I've been craving.
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34. Whose hand is that?
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35. - Mine. - Mine.
- Mine.
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36. Oh, man. Look at this tiny shower.
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37. Donna, I don't think there's room in there
for you to soap your chest like we like.
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38. Donna...
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39. are you sure you want to live in point place?
I always thought you wanted to leave town.
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40. Well, eric, that's when I was single. But now that we're getting
married, I want to settle down and start our lives together.
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41. Yeah, but I always thought...
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42. - You smell pretty.
- Okay.
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43. Look, can we do this in private?
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44. Bathroom's free.
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45. Um, actually, I was just, uh,
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46. heading there.
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47. Excuse me.
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48. Pardon me.
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49. Excuse me.
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50. Let me just get the, uh, curtain.
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51. okay, I can't do this with all you listening.
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52. Somebody's gonna have to sing.
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53. - Fez, you sing.
- I can't do both at the same time.
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54. Please hurry!
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55. On the good ship lollipop
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56. it's a sweet trip to the candy shop
where the bonbons play...
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57. I had a large soda.
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58. On the sunny beach of peppermint bay
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59. That 70's Show - Saison 6 - Episode 23
"My wife"
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60. Corrections par Guzo
Synchro par Kiff
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61. Merci à Raceman
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62. So it's ours starting today.
I signed the lease for a year.
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63. Donna, all you ever talked about
was seeing the world, and
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64. And my dad's better now.
I mean, we can get out.
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65. Well, I don't wanna get out. I just want to focus
on doing this marriage thing right,
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66. And I think that means curling up every night next to you
on that dining room table that doubles as a bed.
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67. Well, the good news is,
if you guys do decide to travel,
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68. You can always drive your house
to any number of vacation destinations.
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69. Yeah, and if you ever want to rearrange your furniture,
all you gotta do is slam on the brakes.
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70. Hold everything.
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71. I believe that is the ice cream man.
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72. Oh, wait. Look, he's turning around!
No! No,
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73. Come back! We're not from here!
We won't rob you!
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74. Oh...
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75. I mean, it's pretty here.
There's lots of open space.
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76. I'm coming in, tracy! There better not be anyone
in there with ya!
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77. Hey, the neighbors seem really nice.
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78. Just tell him you're naked 'cause.. I don't know.
That's why I'm climbing out the window.
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79. Casey kelso?
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80. Hey! Pinciotti.
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81. Casey, I thought you left town after going out with donna
and then breaking up with herso she had to settle for eric.
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82. Yeah, well, I found my way back.
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83. Hey, for-play.
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84. - You been working out?
- Oh, um,
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85. - Well, yeah, a few days a week.
- Oh, man, I'm just kidding.
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86. Well, it's not funny. He's huge.
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87. Things are great.
Eric and I are getting married.
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88. I'm on the radio.."hot donna."
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89. You might've heard people talking,
wishing they could date me, that kind of stuff.
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90. Yeah, I mean, donna hasn't thought
about you at all,
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91. although eric's mom still asks about you.
Then she kind of giggles and fans herself.
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92. You! You get back here!
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93. Hey, little advice.. never answer the phone
when you're with a married lady.
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94. See, forman? Now at the bachelor
party you can hold a beer
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95. even after you've lost
the ability to hold a beer
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96. from drinking all the beer.
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97. I like it.
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98. Kind of makes me wonder why god didn't just make us
this way from the start, you know?
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99. Don't worry, man.
Evolution will take care of it.
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100. Hey, steven, I took out all the $1 bills from your wallet,
so now you have nothing to tip the strippers with.
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101. All I have left is this $20?
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102. Jeez, I'll never be able to get change for this.
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103. Sorry I'm late, guys.
I spent all afternoon in front of the mirror.
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104. Then I realized it was time to get dressed.
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105. Fez, you don't have to look nice, all right?
Strippers like everybody.
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106. They're raised that way on special farms out west.
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107. Okay, eric, I talked to my boss down at the radio station,
and I told him we were staying in town,
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108. and I said that if he wanted to keep me,
he would have to put me on the air full-time,
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109. - And he went for it! "Hot donna" every day on wfdp.
- Oh!
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110. Oh, donna, that's amazing.
All you had to do is ask?
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111. Oh, and I tied my shirt up in one of those sexy knots.
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112. Yeah, jackie does that.
We have never paid to get into six flags.
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113. - Wait. But, donna, if you take this job, how are you gonna..
- Why are you waving a mug at me?
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114. I'm sorry. How are you gonna
find time for college?
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115. I don't know. I'll just stop going.
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116. Eric, I'm a deejay. I already have the kind of job
I was going to college to get.
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117. Yeah, college sucks anyways. It's all smart people,
and none of them are as pretty as me.
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118. Yeah, that's true. Half the people in this
roomought to be in magazines.
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119. Only half, though, and the rest of you
know who you are.
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120. Eric, we both have jobs.
We have a great place to live.
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121. - We're gonna have the perfect life in point place.
- Huh.
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122. That's funny. I've never heard the words "perfect life"
and "point place" used in the same sentence...
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123. oh, except when separated by the phrase
"as soon as I get the hell out of."
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124. All right. We gentlemen have a place to be.
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125. So unless you ladies are gonna finally take
your clothes off to music...
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126. Last chance?
No? Okay.
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127. Wow, Mrs. Forman, you can really
whip up a party in no time.
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128. And we have activities.
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129. Okay, now watch.
You tie the ribbon in a bow,
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130. and voilà, decorative bags of almonds.
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131. We'll make 300 to pass out at the wedding.
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132. Wait, this is donna's bachelorette party?
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133. What other manual laborare we gonna do?
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134. Huh, scrub a toilet, dig a trench, write a book?
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135. Well, if we don't do this, who will?
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136. I can't believe you invited me over
and you don't have any dip.
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137. Red, we're having a girl's night out. I need you
to bag all the almonds and tie 'em with a bow.
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138. - Why me?
- 'Cause I said so.
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139. - I don't want to.
- Well, you have to.
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140. - Fine.
- Good.
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141. Since you're getting married,
I'll teach you how to do that.
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142. - To forman and donna.
- TO FORMAN AND DONNA!
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143. Where is forman?
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144. - Who cares?
- WHO CARES?
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145. How did I not know about this place?
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146. I spent my whole life trying to get girls
to take their clothes off,
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147. and all I needed was $10.
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148. You know, I don't understand why chicks
don't like guys to look at strippers.
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149. I mean, these women are artists.
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150. It's like leonardo.. or da vinci.
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151. - Bravo.
- Bravo. Bravo.
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152. Forman, where's your beer hand?
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153. I chewed off the tape in the men's room.
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154. Wait, that was you makin' those sounds?
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155. Hey, you know, forget what I said about
there being a mummy in the bathroom.
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156. I can't stop thinking about what donna's doing.
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157. The only reason she's still in point place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me,
she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
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158. Hey, I grew up on that side of the world,
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159. and it's no picnic.
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160. Although when you eat every meal on the ground,
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161. I suppose, technically it is a picnic.
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162. Look, all I know is
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163. if I let donna stay in point place, she's gonna miss out
on all those great things she wanted to do,
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164. and it'll be all my fault.
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165. Forman, would you quit whining?
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166. Donna's gonna marry you. From where I'm sittin',
what's on your plate looks pretty good.
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167. You don't cut open the sausage,
Forman. You just eat it.
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168. Well, I wish it were that easy, hyde,
but it's a complex emotional issue...
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169. Hey, phil donahue, live nudes.
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170. Oh, well, now this looks like a good place
for a bachelorette party.
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171. Yeah, did you see that neon sign out front?
It had a naked man with an arrow pointing this way.
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172. Um, I don't think that was an arrow.
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173. welcome to the little boy's room where every night
is ladies' night.. everybody's pants come off.
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174. Well, that's a catchy slogan.
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175. These guys have been doing some hard time,
and they're dyin' to meet some ladies.
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176. Well, now he.. he looks like
he's been a bad boy!
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177. Take it off! Take it off!
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178. Is that how we do this? I'm not sure
how to be naughty in public.
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179. Ooh!
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180. These guys are goin' back to jail
for assault with a sexy weapon.
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181. Oh, my god, casey?
Oh, my god, casey!
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182. it's just,
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183. donna's giving up everything she ever wanted.
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184. I can't help but feel like
I'm holding her back, you know?
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185. Okay, just so you know,
I make most my money on tips.
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186. I'm sorry.
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187. Here, you.. y.. y..
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188. - You should probably just take this.
- Thanks.
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189. Forman, would you quit depressing the strippers?
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190. When you depress the strippers,
they go like this.
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191. Yeah, this isn't some hole in the wall where hopeless losers
blow their money on people who don't care about their problems.
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192. This is a strip joint.
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193. Yes, it is, eric. You're ruining the romance.
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194. You, dance for my money!
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195. And the rabbit runs around...
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196. and then back in the hole.
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197. Hey, red, what do ya think of my nut bag?
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198. Ha ha, bob.
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199. I'm done with this.
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200. This is not man's work.
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201. I mean, if kitty wanted me to shoot the almonds
at some communists, that I could do.
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202. Oh, you're a big talker now that she's gone.
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203. I'm not afraid of her, and I'm not doin' this,
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204. and I don't care if it means I have to sit through
another one of her silent breakfasts.
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205. - What, she just sits there?
- I talk, she just ignores me.
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206. I had to buy a bottle of mrs. Butterworth's
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207. just so that someone would smile at me.
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208. You can always call me, red.
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209. I'd rather talk to syrup.
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210. - So workin' at a strip club.
- Yeah.
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211. I finally found a way to cash in on my good looks
without having to humiliate myself.
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212. No, you're not humiliating yourself.
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213. I mean, you're not the naked guy.
You're the guy who introduces the naked guy.
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214. Yeah.
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215. So I'm surprised to see you're still in town. You know, you'd always talked
about gettin' outta here. I always thought you'd be some place more
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216. glamorous by now, like paris or reno.
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217. Well, I've got eric and my job
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218. and a great place to live in and/or pull behind a car.
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219. I mean, it's not what I expected,
but it's definitely the right thing to do.
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220. You know,
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221. that trailer is tiny, and
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222. I need room to roam.
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223. born free
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224. as free as the.. something free
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225. you know, this town is so small,
I don't even know what free is.
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226. Yeah. Look, listen, I've been other places,
and it's not that great.
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227. I mean, since I came back here,
I've got it made..
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228. free drinks, I can borrow any of these
freaky costumes when I want.
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229. Plus, you know,
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230. - It's showbiz.
- Yeah.
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231. So
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232. You're happy here.
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233. Yeah, and you will be, too.
And don't worry, you know,
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234. by the time you have a few kids,
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235. you'll probably be livin' in a much bigger trailer.
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236. Hi. You home already?
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237. I thought those boys would take your clothes
and leave you naked in indiana.
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238. You kids.. you just don't know how to do anything.
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239. Listen, dad,
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240. donna wants to stay in point place
after we get married. I..
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241. how can that be a good idea?
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242. Son, in this relationship,
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243. you're gonna have one instinct,
and donna's gonna have another.
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244. Always go with hers.
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245. If history has taught us anything,
it's that you're always wrong.
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246. What about the time that I...
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247. oh, yeah, I got nothin'.
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248. You know, being with your mother
has taught me one thing.
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249. A man can only rise to the level
of the woman that he's with.
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250. hey, what's up?
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251. I saw a naked man's butt.
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252. donna, happy fifth anniversary!
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253. Hey, I want you to put on your best dress,
because there's another sequel to "star wars."
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254. And mr. And mrs. Eric forman
are gonna be first in line.
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255. What's goin' on?
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256. I'm leaving you, eric.
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257. What? Wh..
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258. We could see the new Jane Fonda movie instead.
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259. Eric, I'm miserable.
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260. How can you let me settle for this?
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261. But you said this is what you wanted.
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262. Well, I was wrong. I guess I was just trying
to make you happy, and I forgot about myself.
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263. I mean, I wanted to see the world,
not the inside of a trailer.
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264. But, donna, I love you.
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265. I love you, too, but it's not enough.
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266. Good-bye, eric.
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267. - I'm sorry... Yes,
- Can you just take that?
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268. - you can just squeeze through there.
- Thank you.
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269. hey, for-play.
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270. - Casey?
- Yeah,
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271. your mom said I could bunk here.
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272. But don't worry, bud, as soon as everybody's asleep,
I'm gonna head over to your sister's room.
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273. so beautiful morning, huh?
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274. boy, these waffles look great.
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