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14. http://hiqve.com/
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15. http://hiqve.com/
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16. You know, before we decided
not to have sex...
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17. You decided.
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18. I'm ready.
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19. Right, I decided.
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20. Movies were just a dark place
to fool around
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21. before we went home and did it,
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22. but now we can
really watch the movie.
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23. Isn't that great?
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24. It's fabulous.
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25. There's nothing I hate more than
the feeling that I'm about to have sex.
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26. Hi.
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27. Hi!
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28. Hey!
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29. Hi!
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30. Okay!
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31. Isn't that the girl
who sells Slurpees?
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32. Why is she saying hi to you?
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33. I don't know. It's weird. I've
never talked to her before.
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34. I mean, maybe one time I said,
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35. "You're out of spoon straws,"
but that's it.
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36. Great. Now I have to sit
through Kramer vs. Kramer again
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37. with no shot at nookie.
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38. First time we saw it, I said,
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39. "You know, dads can
be good parents, too,"
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40. and Donna's shirt
just floated off.
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41. What is wrong with me?
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42. A boy's gonna lose his mother, and
all I can think about is fooling around.
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43. I am such a dirty girl.
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44. I should be spanked.
Oh, stop it!
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45. Screw it.
Sneak attack is my only hope.
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46. I'm gonna go with
the yawn and grab.
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47. Watch out for my hand, pretty
mama, 'cause I'm not really tired.
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48. Oh, God.
It's the yawn and grab.
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49. How do I stop him?
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50. Oops.
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51. Oh, sorry.
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52. Oh, come on. It's okay.
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53. Great. Now my lap's
covered in hot buttered popcorn.
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54. That's the most action
I've gotten in weeks.
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55. Thanks for helping move
Pam into my house, Kitty.
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56. You know what they say,
"Lady number three is a charm."
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57. You have been so
warm and friendly.
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58. You simply must teach me
how to be like that.
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59. Pam, I'd just like to say
on behalf of Fez and myself,
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60. that it is a privilege and a
turn-on to carry your underthings.
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61. And you don't have to pay me.
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62. I took a few souvenirs.
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63. Well, enjoy.
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64. Red, I'd help you with the boxes,
but I don't want to tire myself out.
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65. I'm gonna be up all night
welcoming Pam to the house.
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66. Okay, see you later.
Have fun, close your shades.
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67. What do we do with these boxes?
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68. Let's just stick them in there.
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69. Hi, boys.
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70. Hello, Wisconsin!
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71. Mitch, what are you doing here?
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72. I made a peach
cobbler for Donna,
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73. and I forgot to leave it
when I was in here last night.
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74. You weren't in here last night.
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75. Well, not as far as you know.
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76. Okay, look, Mitch, I know
you're in love with her,
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77. but it's not gonna work out.
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78. You're as big as
you're gonna get.
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79. And trust me, okay?
Donna's still growing.
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80. Jackie, we need to talk.
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81. Eric and I came
really close to doing it,
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82. and I am so jacked up on hormones, I
feel like I could jump the first guy I see.
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83. Then look my way, pretty lady.
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84. Okay, Mitch, you know I
love having you around,
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85. 'cause you say
really nice things about me...
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86. Like how the sun pales in
radiance to the beauty of your smile?
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87. - Yeah, like that.
- Yeah.
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88. But I have to talk to Jackie,
and it's girl stuff.
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89. You're so strong.
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90. You make me feel like
Jessica Lange in King Kong.
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91. Hey, Red. "Hi, boys!"
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92. I could kill you
without making a sound.
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93. You know, I'm worried
we don't have enough chicken
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94. for dinner tonight.
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95. Do these breasts
look big enough?
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96. I'm not comfortable
with that question.
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97. - What?
- What?
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98. What?
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99. What are you laughing at?
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100. Just life. It's a hoot.
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101. Well, I don't know
what's in that orange juice,
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102. but I'm gonna
pour myself a glass.
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103. Red, what I want to know is,
what did Pam mean...
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104. Not here... Toyota.
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105. This is the only
place that's safe.
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106. Look, if I was a single man,
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107. what we saw today
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108. would be like a reward for a
lifetime of disappointments.
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109. But I'm not,
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110. so it's just
another disappointment.
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111. For you, maybe. I saw them.
I don't care who knows it.
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112. You better care,
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113. 'cause if Kitty finds out,
I'm taking you down with me.
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114. And when I take people down,
they stay down.
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115. Just ask North Korea.
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116. But I have so many questions.
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117. I mean,
I've been flashed before,
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118. but it was always followed
with either, "Get out!"
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119. Or, "There's
a two-drink minimum."
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120. But, "Hi, boys"?
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121. It has me reeling.
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122. Oh! Maybe she was
coming on to us.
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123. She wasn't coming on to us.
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124. She was coming on to me.
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125. She heard about my war record.
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126. I'm a hero.
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127. You know why Darth
Vader went to the dark side?
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128. He was dating a redhead
who wouldn't put out.
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129. So, you are like Darth Vader in
the sense that you're not getting any.
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130. But you are not like Darth Vader
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131. in the sense that you are weak
and strike fear in no one.
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132. Well, this is certainly one
way to spend an afternoon.
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133. You know, I never really
got into making models.
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134. Guess I was too busy having sex.
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135. Hey, I don't have sex,
and I still don't build models.
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136. I don't have a single model or a
single girl. My life is an empty hole.
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137. Hey, nice job.
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138. You put the force field
generators on backwards.
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139. One photon torpedo
and you're space toast.
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140. Okay, Eric, that's it.
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141. I think we should have sex.
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142. - Yes!
- No!
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143. Okay, I'm going
crazy not being with you.
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144. You may not be a strong man,
but you read my body like Braille.
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145. Burn!
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146. Wait. What's "Braille"?
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147. You two were awfully quiet
at dinner tonight.
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148. Is there anything I
should know about?
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149. - No.
- No.
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150. - I'll get it.
- Me, too.
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151. Hi, boys.
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152. Kitty, every time I
come to this house
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153. I'm amazed by how much
you've done with so little.
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154. Here. We brought Kahlua.
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155. Well, aren't you just an angel
sent from after-dinner drink heaven?
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156. She wanted to get you cookies, but
I know how much you like the sauce.
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157. - Red.
- Toyota!
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158. Did you see that
look she just gave us?
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159. Was that, "Please don't tell
anyone you saw my boobs"?
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160. Or, "Please come over
and see my boobs again"?
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161. Do you have to
keep saying that word?
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162. Let's just call them..."them."
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163. This is the last time we ever talk about
it. From here on out, it never happened.
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164. - But, Red...
- Steven, I have been to war.
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165. I have seen a lot
of things in my life,
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166. and there were only three things
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167. that I was gonna keep secret
until the day I die.
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168. This is number four.
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169. And five.
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170. Okay, the tractor beam is
operational. Don't get too close.
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171. You really gonna shine
your love light on that?
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172. Well, he's a different person
between the sheets.
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173. What can I say?
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174. Hey, guys.
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175. Hey, listen, tomorrow I have this
police test on interrogation techniques.
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176. I was wondering if I could
practice on somebody.
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177. Jackie, how about you?
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178. Well, no.
This is your first time.
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179. You're gonna need somebody
much more spineless than me.
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180. Try Eric.
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181. Yeah, that's good thinking.
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182. All right, Mr. Forman,
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183. if that is
indeed your real name,
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184. what did you do on
the day of yesterday?
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185. You'll never get it out
of me, copper. I'm no rat!
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186. Kelso, what the hell?
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187. Just relax, Eric. I'm just
doing good cop, bad cop.
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188. That was the bad cop,
but he's gone now.
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189. See, now good cop is here
to take care of you.
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190. Hey, how you doing, buddy?
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191. It's a real shame about
what happened to your model.
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192. Why don't you tell me
what you did yesterday?
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193. I came home from the restaurant
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194. and spent six hours
building that model!
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195. Uh, excuse me.
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196. I'm sorry to interrupt,
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197. but what about your encounter at the
store with the girl who sells Slurpees?
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198. - What?
- What?
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199. Yeah, you remember.
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200. She asked why you never call
her anymore, and you were like...
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201. Ooh!
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202. Wait. Is that
the girl from the movies?
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203. Donna, I'm asking
the questions here.
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204. Is that the girl
from the movies?
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205. What happened to,
"I barely know her"?
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206. What happened to,
"I barely know her"?
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207. Why were you calling her, Eric?
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208. Why were you calling her, Eric?
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209. Kelso, will you shut up?
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210. Oh, yeah, it's getting
hot in here, isn't it?
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211. Look, Donna,
maybe I kind of know her.
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212. Maybe we kind of went out a couple
times when you were dating Kelso's brother.
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213. Wait, you got other girls
besides Donna to go out with you?
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214. What is this
obsession with the underdog?
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215. Wait, so the other day at
the movies you lied to me?
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216. Donna,
I am the senior officer here.
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217. So the other day at the movies
you lied to me.
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218. No, I...
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219. You know, I mean,
it was the movies, you know?
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220. It's all make-believe.
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221. Okay, you know what? Don't
bother coming over tonight.
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222. My sexual tension has been
replaced with another familiar emotion,
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223. anger at your scrawny ass!
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224. - No!
- Yes!
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225. Well, good job, Michael.
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226. You solved one crime and
prevented an even bigger one,
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227. Donna having sex with Eric.
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228. You have the right
to remain... Burn!
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229. I'm just glad I could
help the truth be told.
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230. Yeah, at least someone's
being honest around here.
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231. Mitch, what the hell?
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232. What? I thought you
came off looking great.
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233. Oh, wait. That was me.
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234. Everyone, I want to thank you
for making me so welcome.
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235. I feel like the only guest at an
inexpensive backwoods hotel.
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236. Steven, you're so tense.
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237. Of course he's tense, Mom.
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238. You're the one who taught me
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239. that if your man's not tense
when you walk into the room,
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240. that means
you're doing something wrong.
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241. Yeah, that's right.
I'm tense because of you.
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242. 'Cause you're... too pretty.
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243. Aw!
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244. Red, I was gonna get you a
thank-you gift for helping with the move,
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245. but then I figured, nah.
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246. So, thanks.
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247. Don't mention it, Bob.
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248. Don't mention anything
about that day ever again.
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249. Why? It was a pretty good day.
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250. Nothing got broken.
Nobody got hurt.
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251. You two even got
to see Pam topless.
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252. Yeah, first time I saw them
I was speechless, too.
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253. All right.
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254. I admit that we saw Pam's...
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255. them.
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256. But it's not like we planned it.
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257. Although our timing
couldn't have been better.
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258. I think you mean "worse,"
Steven.
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259. No, I'm pretty
sure I meant "better."
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260. Red, how could you?
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261. Kitty, we just opened the
door, and there she was.
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262. What was I supposed to do,
rip the eyes out of my head?
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263. Don't feel bad, you guys.
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264. This isn't the first time
my body has caused a fight.
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265. One time I caused a riot on
a topless beach in Venezuela.
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266. Imagine what you saw,
only all tanned and oiled.
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267. Huh!
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268. She told me to.
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269. Well, I hate to let the cat
out of the bag and then leave,
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270. but looks like that's
exactly what we're gonna do.
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271. Enjoy your fight.
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272. I can't believe you saw my mother topless
and didn't tell me about it right away.
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273. What, so every time
I see another woman's breasts
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275. Now I know.
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276. I am so mad. I can't
even stand to look at you.
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277. And yet you do.
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278. Because your eyes work.
You see my problem?
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279. All right.
All right. We're going.
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280. I can't believe Eric lied
to me about that girl.
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281. I mean, we're getting married. I
should know everything about him.
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282. If I have to know that he wore a
bathing suit in the tub until he was 12...
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283. Yeah, tell everybody.
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284. I should know who he dated.
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285. That's right, just... Just
get it off your chest, Donna.
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286. All the rage and the anger
and the clothing.
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287. Hey, hey, hey.
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288. There's only room for one
creepy pervert in this group,
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289. and that's me.
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290. Around here, I'm the one
who drools over all the ladies.
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291. Well, I don't drool over
all the ladies, just Donna.
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292. A specialist, huh?
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293. Okay, we'll try it your way.
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294. Oh, my God. You don't...
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295. You don't think
Eric and that girl...
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296. Made sweet emotional love?
Yes, I do.
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297. I bought many
a Slurpee from her.
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298. And from what I can tell,
she'll do it with anyone.
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299. - Did she do it with you?
- No.
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300. She has way too much
self-respect for that.
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301. I am gonna march right in
that room and tell my mother
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302. there are consequences
to her topless actions.
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303. And that she needs
to start wearing pantyhose.
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304. This isn't Las Vegas.
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305. Whoopsy-doosy.
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306. So, then she goes, "Hi, boys."
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307. I mean, that has to
be a come-on, right?
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308. I saw this dirty movie once where
the plumbers knock on the door,
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309. and the lady answers
and she says, "Hi, boys."
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310. After that it was
all asses and elbows.
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311. Okay, look, I'm sorry, Hyde.
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312. There's a lot of guys that Pam
would choose before you and Red.
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313. All right, it goes me, then Bob,
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314. Fez, then you,
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315. Red, then me again,
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316. then Donna, then Eric.
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317. Okay, Eric, there's
something I need to know.
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318. Did you or did you not do it
with the Slurpee slut?
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319. - What?
- He answered
a question with a question.
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320. That means he's guilty.
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321. Now let's ditch him
and carry me out of here.
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322. Donna, I did not sleep with her.
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323. Well, you lied to me about her before,
so why should I believe you now?
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324. You don't believe me? Fine.
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325. Let me show you what I was
doing while you were with Casey.
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326. You're gonna go hide
in your bedroom and cry?
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327. Or you gonna try
to write another song again?
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328. "Hey, you guys,
what rhymes with pain?"
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329. I love that song.
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330. Everyday is like rain
when you're in pain.
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331. Okay, Donna.
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332. This is a box full of models
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333. that I made while you
were with Casey Kelso.
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334. Look at this, TIE fighters, assault
vehicles and troop transports.
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335. All with minor defects in workmanship.
Yeah, he made these, all right.
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336. So this is what you did
while we were apart?
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337. Oh, my horny nerd boy.
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338. Donna, there's a reason
I didn't tell you about her.
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339. She wasn't important.
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340. The whole time we
broke up, you know...
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341. You know I never
stopped loving you.
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343. Hyde, I never
stopped loving you, either.
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344. Don't.
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345. I promised
myself I wouldn't cry.
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346. You guys better be kidding,
or I'm gonna be super pissed.
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347. So, can I suggest that
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348. we honor the age-old tradition
of making up after a fight,
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349. not just spiritually,
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350. but physically?
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351. How about
a brand-spanking-new tradition
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352. where I buy you
a milkshake and a Playboy?
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353. Donna, whoa, I'm insulted.
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354. I do not need a milkshake.
Let's go.
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355. What... So they're back
together and everything's fine?
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356. That sucks.
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357. See what happens
when you specialize?
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358. I can go and make any
number of ladies uncomfortable.
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359. What can you do?
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360. What do you think he meant by,
"Whoopsy-doosy"?
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361. Not here. Toyota!
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362. I'm so freaked out, Mrs.
Forman.
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363. I'm gonna have to
sleep with the light on.
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364. What are you two doing out here?
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365. We were just...
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366. Uh-oh!
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