1. You know, before we decided not to have sex..
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2. you decided.
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3. I'm ready.
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4. Right. I decided.
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5. Movies were just a dark place to fool around
before we went home and did it,
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6. but now
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7. we can really watch the movie.
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8. Isn't that great?
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9. It's fabulous.
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10. I mean, there's nothing
I hate more than the feeling
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11. that I'm about to have sex.
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12. Hi.
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13. Hi!
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14. Hey!
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15. Hi!
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16. Okay.
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17. Isn't that the girl who sells slurpees?
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18. Why is she saying "hi"
to you?
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19. I don't know. It's weird.
I've never talked to her before.
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20. I mean, maybe one time I said,
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21. "you're out of spoon straws,"
but that's it.
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22. great.
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23. Now I have to sit through "kramer vs. Kramer"
again with no shot at nookie.
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24. First time we saw it, I said, "you know,
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25. dads can be good parents, too,"
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26. and Donna's shirt just
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27. floated off.
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28. what is wrong with me?
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29. A boy's gonna lose his mother, and all
I can think about is fooling around.
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30. I am such a dirty girl.
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31. I should be spanked.
Ooh, stop it!
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32. Screw it. Sneak attack is my only hope.
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33. I'm gonna go with the yawn and grab.
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34. Watch out for my hand, pretty mama,
'cause I'm not really tired.
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35. Oh, god. It's the yawn and grab.
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36. How do I stop it?
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37. Oops!
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38. Oh, sorry.
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39. Oh, come on.
It's okay.
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40. Great.
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41. Now my lap's covered
in hot buttered popcorn.
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42. That's the most action
I've gotten in weeks.
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43. Oh,
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44. thanks for helping move Pam into my house, Kitty.
You know what they say...
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45. lady number three's a charm.
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46. You have been so warm and friendly.
You simply must teach me how to be like that.
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47. Pam, I'd just like to say
on behalf of fez and myself,
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48. that it is a privilege and a turn-on
to carry your underthings.
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49. And you don't have to pay me.
I took a few souvenirs.
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50. Well, enjoy.
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51. Oh, red, I'd help you with the boxes,
but I don't want to tire myself out.
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52. I'm gonna be up all night
welcoming Pam to the house.
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53. Okay, see you later. Have fun.
Close your shades.
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54. What do we do with these boxes?
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55. Let's just stick 'em in there.
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56. Hi, boys.
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57. That 70's Show - Saison 6 - Episode 20
"Squeezebox"
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58. Corrections par Guzo
Synchro par Kiff
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59. Merci à Raceman
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60. Mitch, what are you doing here?
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61. Oh, I made a peach cobbler for Donna, and I forgot
to leave it when I was in here last night.
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62. You weren't in here last night.
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63. Well, not as far as you know.
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64. Okay, look, Mitch, I know you're in love with her,
but it's not gonna work out.
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65. You're as big as you're gonna get.
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66. And trust me, okay? Donna's still growing.
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67. Jackie, we need to talk.
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68. Ericand I came really close to doing it,
and I am so jacked-up on hormones,
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69. I feel like I could jump the first guy I see.
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70. Then look my way, pretty lady.
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71. Okay, Mitch,
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72. you know I love having you around
'cause you say really nice things about me.
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73. Like how the sun pales in radiance
to the beauty of your smile?
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74. - Yeah, like that.
- Yeah.
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75. But I have to talk to Jackie, and it's girl stuff.
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76. Oh, you're so strong.
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79. Hi, boys.
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80. I could kill you without making a sound.
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81. You know, I'm worried we don't have
enough chicken for dinner tonight.
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82. Do these breasts look big enough?
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83. I'm not comfortable with that question.
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84. - What?
- What?
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85. What?
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86. what are you laughing at?
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87. Just life. It's a hoot.
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88. Well,
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89. I don't know what's in that orange juice,
but I'm gonna pour myself a glass.
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90. - red, what I want to know is, what did Pam mean?
- Not here... Toyota.
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91. This is the only place that's safe.
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92. Look,
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93. if I was a single man,
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94. what we saw today would be, like,
a reward for a life time of disappointments.
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95. But I'm not.
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96. So it's just another disappointment.
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97. For you, maybe.
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98. I saw 'em. I don't care who knows it.
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99. You better care, 'cause if Kitty finds out,
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100. I'm taking you down with me.
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101. And when I take people down,
they stay down.
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102. Just ask north korea.
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103. But I have so many questions.
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104. I mean, I've been flashed before.
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105. But it was always followed with either,
"get out!"
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106. Or "there's a 2-drink minimum,"
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107. but, "hi, boys"?
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108. It has me reeling.
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109. Oh, maybe she was coming on to us.
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110. She wasn't coming onto us.
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111. She was coming onto me.
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112. She heard about my war record.
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113. I'm a hero.
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114. You know why darth vader went to the dark side?
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115. He was dating a redhead who wouldn't put out.
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116. So you are like darth vader
in the sense that you're not getting any.
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117. But you are not like darth vader in the sense that
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118. you are weak and strike fin no one.
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119. Well, this is certainly one way to spend an afternoon.
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120. I never really got into making models.
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121. Guess I was too busy having sex.
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122. Hey, I don't have sex,
and I still don't build models.
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123. I don't have a single model or a single girl.
My life is an empty hole.
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124. Hey, nice job. You put the force
field generators on backwards.
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125. One photon torpedo, and you're space toast.
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126. Okay, eric, that's it.
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127. I think we should have sex.
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128. - Yes!
- No!
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129. Okay, I'm going crazy not being with you.
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130. You may not be a strong man,
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131. but you read my body like braille.
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132. Burn!
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133. Wait. W-what's "braille"?
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134. you two were awfully quiet at dinner tonight.
Is there anything I should know about?
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135. - No.
- No.
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136. - I'll get it.
- Me too.
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137. Hi, boys.
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138. oh, Kitty,
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139. every time I come to this house I'm amazed
by how much you've done with so little.
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140. Here. We brought Kahlúa.
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141. Well, aren't you just an angel sent
from after-dinner drink heaven?
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142. She wanted to get you cookies,
but I know how much you like the sauce.
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143. - Red...
- Toyota!
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144. Did you see that look she just gave us?
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145. Was that,
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146. "please don't tell anyone you saw my boobs"?
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147. Or, "please come over and see my boobs again"?
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148. Do you have to keep saying that word?
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149. Let's just call them...
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150. "them."
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151. This is the last time we ever talk about it.
From here on out, it never happened.
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152. - But, Red—
- Steven,
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153. I have been to war.
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154. I have seen a lot of things y life.
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155. And there only three things that I was gonna
keep secret until the day I die.
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156. This is number four.
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157. And five.
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158. Okay, the tractor beam is operational.
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159. Don't get too close.
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160. You really gonna shine your love light on that?
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161. Well, he's a different person between the sheets.
What can I say?
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162. Hey, guys. Hey, listen,
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163. tomorrow I have this police test
on interrogation techniques.
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164. I was wondering if I could practice on somebody.
Jackie, how about you?
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165. Oh, well, no. This is your first time. You're gonna
need somebody much more spineless than me.
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166. Try eric.
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167. Yeah, that's good thinking.
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168. All right, Mr. Forman,
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169. if that is indeed your real name...
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170. what did you do on the day of yesterday?
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171. you'll never get it out of me, copper. I'm no rat!
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172. Kelso, what the hell?
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173. Oh, just relax, Eric.
I'm just doing good cop/bad cop.
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174. That was the bad cop, but he's gone now.
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175. See, now good cop is here to take care of you.
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176. Hey, how you doin', buddy?
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177. It's a real shame about what happened
to your model.
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178. Why don't you tell me what you did yesterday?
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179. I came home from the restaurant
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180. and spent six hours building that model!
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181. Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt,
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182. but what about your encounter at the store
with the girl who sells slurpees?
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183. What?
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184. Yeah, you remember. She asked why you never call
her anymore. You were like...
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185. ooh.
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186. Wait. Is that the girl from the movies?
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187. Donna, I'm asking the questions here.
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188. Was that the girl from the movies?
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189. What happened to, "I barely know her"?
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190. What happened to, "I barely know her"?
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191. Why were you calling her, eric?
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192. - Why were you calling her, eric?
- Kelso, will you shut up?
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193. Oh, yeah, it's getting hot in here, isn't it?
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194. Look, Donna...
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195. maybe I kinda know her.
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196. Maybe we kinda went out a
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197. couple times when you were
dating kelso's brother
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198. Wait. You got other girls besides
Donna to go out with you?
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199. What is this obsession with the underdog?
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200. So
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201. the other day at the movies
you lied to me?
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202. Donna,
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203. I am the senior officer here.
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204. So the other day at the movies you lied to me.
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205. No, I...
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206. you know, I mean, it was the movies, you know?
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207. It's all make-believe.
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208. Okay, you know what?
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209. Don't bother coming over tonight.
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210. My sexual tension has been replaced
with another familiar emotion—
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211. anger at your scrawny ass!
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212. - No!
- Yes!
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213. Well, good job, michael.
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214. You solved one crime
and prevented an even bigger one...
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215. Donna having sex with eric.
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216. You have the right to remain...
burn!
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217. I'm just glad I could help the truth be told.
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218. Yeah, at least someone's being honest around here.
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219. Mitch,
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220. what the hell?
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221. What. I thought you came off looking great.
Oh, wait.
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222. That was me.
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223. everyone, I want to thank you for making me so welcome.
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224. I feel like the only guest
at an inexpensive backwoods hotel.
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225. Steven, you're so tense.
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226. Of course he's tense, mom.
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227. You're the one who taught me that if your man's not tense when you
walking to the room, that means you're doing something wrong.
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228. Yeah, that's right. I'm tense because of you,
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229. 'cause you're..
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230. too pretty.
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231. Oh, red,
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232. I was gonna get you a thank you gift
for helping with the move, but then I figured,
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233. nah.
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234. So thanks.
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235. Don't mention it, bob.
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236. Don't mention anything about that day ever again.
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237. Why? It was a pretty good day.
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238. Nothing got broken. Nobody got hurt.
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239. You two even got to see Pam topless.
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240. Yeah, first time I saw 'em, I was speechless, too.
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241. Alright.
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242. I admit that we saw Pam's
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244. But it's not like we planned it.
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245. Although our timing couldn't have been better.
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246. Oh, I think you mean "worse," steven.
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247. No, I'm pretty sure I meant "better."
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248. red, how could you?
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249. Kitty, we just opened the door, and there she was
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250. what was I supposed to do,
rip the eyes out of my head?
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251. Don't feel bad, you guys.
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252. This isn't the first time my body has caused a fight.
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253. One time I caused a riot
on a topless beach in venezuela.
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254. Imagine what you saw, only all tanned and oiled.
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255. Oh.
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256. She told me to.
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257. Well hate to let the cat out of the bag
and then leave, but
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258. looks like that's exactly what we're gonna do.
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259. Enjoy your fight
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260. I can't believe you saw my mother topless
and didn't tell me about it right away.
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261. What, so every time I see another woman's breasts
I'm supposed to tell you?
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262. Now I know.
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263. I am so mad.
I can't even stand to look at you.
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264. And yet you do.
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265. Because your eyes work. You see my problem?
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266. All right. All right. We're going.
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267. I can't believe Eric lied to me about that girl.
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268. I mean, we're getting married.
I should know everything about him.
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269. If I have to know that he wore
a bathing suit in the tub until he was 12...
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270. yeah, tell everybody.
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271. I should know who he dated.
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272. That's right. Just get it off your chest, Donna.
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273. all the rage and the anger and the clothing.
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275. there's only room for one
creepy pervert in this group,
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276. and that's me.
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277. Around here, I'm the one who drools over all the ladies.
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278. Well, I don't drool over all the ladies,
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279. just Donna.
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280. A specialist, ha?
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281. Ok we'll try it your way.
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282. Oh my god. You don't think Eric and that girl..
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283. Made sweet emotional love? Yes, I do.
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284. Bought many a slurpee from her. And from
what I can tell, she'll do it with anyone
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285. Did she do it with you?
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286. No, she has way too much self-respect for that.
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287. I am gonna march right in that room and
tell my mother there are consequences on her topless actions.
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288. And that she needs to start wearing pantyhose.
This isn't las vegas.
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289. Oopsy Doosy
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290. So then she goes, "Hi, Boys"
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291. I mean, that has to be a "come on", right?
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292. saw this dirty movie once where the plumbers knock
on the door and the lady answers, and says "hi, boys"
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293. after that, it was all asses and elbows.
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294. Okay, look, I'm sorry, hyde.
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295. There's a lot of guys that Pam would choose before you and Red
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296. All right, it goes "me"
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298. fez,
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299. then you...
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300. red, then me again
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301. Then Donna, then eric.
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302. Okay, eric, there's something I need to know.
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303. Did you or did you not do it with the slurpee slut
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304. what?
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305. He answered a question with a question. That means he's guilty.
Now let's ditch him and carry me out of here.
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306. Donna,
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307. I did not sleep with her.
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308. Well, you lied to met about her before,
so why should I believe you
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309. you don't believe me?
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310. Fine.
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311. Let me show you what I was doing while you were with Casey.
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312. You're gonna hide in your bedroom and cry?
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313. Or you gonna try to write a song again?
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314. Hey guys, what rimes with "pain"?
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315. I loved that song
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