That '70s Show 6x1

Directed by David Trainer

Estella Warren as Raquel • Bob Morrisey as Doctor • Christina Moore as Laurie Forman • Chancellor Miller as Little Boy

When Jackie finds out Kelso has a new girlfriend she chooses Hyde over him, but--surprise!--he has someone new too. Eric is living with his parents to help out his dad, but all he wants is to be with Donna in Madison. Meanwhile, Kitty still tries to convince Eric he should stay with them and not go to Madison. Eric finally realizes that he can't go away to school, but is surprised to find Donna still plans to. Kelso also finds a problem when he drinks eggs only to find out he is allergic to them.

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1. So... cold...

2. can't... use the force...

3. - Eric - Leia?

4. Oh, Hi

5. Were you like that all night?

6. No! No!

7. from 1 to 4 I was whimpering

8. because your knee was in my back

9. yeah, we get to Madison next week... Were getting' a bigger bed

10. Eric, my knee was in your back because you were trying to hump me in your sleep

11. No, I wasn't asleep

12. I gotta go,

13. my folks come home from the hospital, today

14. Donna, what's going on in there? Donna!

15. Um, just a minute, dad

16. - This is yours! - No, time!

17. - I'm coming in! - Hi, daddy

18. - I heard voices - Oh, that was me!

19. you know greeting this beautiful morning

20. Get out

21. May I ask why you're wearing my daughters blouse?

22. I thought you'd be mad if I was nude

23. Oh, what the hell?

24. Fez?

25. Oh, my God! Did you see anything?

26. Not, much you should really think about a night light

27. Yeah, it's a sweatband, I'm wearing sweatbands now

28. What are you doing?

29. Well, police academy starts in a week so I gotta get in shape...

30. So I'm eating raw egg's, like Rocky.

31. Kelso? Rocky, ate raw eggs 'cause he was training for a fight

32. if he was training to be a cop he'd just flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache

33. Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache

34. Ooh! Forman, just because there's a sale at Penny's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything

35. Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home and then take her pants off

36. Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison,

37. where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want!

38. Really? Where is this Madison?

39. So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses

40. Guys come on. I'm all man, I'm married to Eric's slutty sister

41. - Yeah, how's that going? - Oh, not great

42. but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up

43. - Laurie went on your honeymoon alone? - Oh, no that would be crazy

44. she took her friend, Carlos, along to keep an eye on her...

45. But I paid for both of them so everyone knows who the man is in this deal

46. Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire

47. - Hi Jackie - So, Jackie, you choose between me and Kelso, yet?

48. I'm on my way to the pool right now to think about it

49. rest assured! when I'm in my most delicious shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers.

50. Well this might tip the scales, I'm not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit

51. - This is stupid, all right, I'm outta here

52. Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot? watch me drink raw eggs!

53. - Oh, M-Michael— - Jackie, hold on I'm drinking my eggs

54. - No Michael - Jackie! whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs

55. Fine!

56. - Now, what is so important? - You're allergic to eggs!

57. Oh, man, I am

58. Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital

59. That's okay, I'll drive. I gotta pick up my folks anyway.

60. So, uh, Hyde? Your competition for Jackie is, uh...

61. egg boy!

62. Ooh, that must be so humiliating

63. Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy

64. Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a, he's kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh...

65. Son of a BITCH!

66. How you doin' back there, Kels'?

67. My eyes fell tight, do I look okay?

68. - Oh my God! - What? What?

69. Nothing, we're just shocked at how...

70. Great ... you look

71. Oh, it's the sweatband. I'm wearing sweatbands now.

72. Come on, Kitty, let's get the hell out of this weird place

73. I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs

74. Red, I am a nurse here

75. I stand by my statement

76. Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear.

77. no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months

78. - and let's not forget the root cause of the problem? - Too much rage, right?

79. Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like... Yell at anyone, anymore right?

80. Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in

81. He was holding stuff in? Okay!

82. I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out and I'm sorry you're telling me that, uh

83. there's more in there?

84. No no no

85. He does not weigh 42 pounds... and these two are the best of buddies!

86. “Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?” “Sure, son, let's hug”

87. that's what it's like at our house

88. See what I mean about the drugs?

89. What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy

90. Ok... But... I don't know were we're gonna find a boat load of dead commies

91. They gave me four shots, none in the arm

92. Hey, pretty lady you like what you see?

93. Jackie, when are you gonna decide between Kelso and Hyde?

94. I already have

95. - What? - Yeah...

96. Oh, here you go little boy

97. - So, who'd you pick? - Well...

98. Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh?

99. I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today

100. I cannot wait to see the look on his face

101. Oh, my God! What if he cries?

102. Yeah, that's not gonna happen

103. Oh, I'll make him cry, you watch and see

104. Hey, what are you—?

105. You get a good look you little perv!

106. She touched me and it was awesome!

107. Now, get you,

108. upstairs for your nap... and Eric he needs quiet, so no shenanigans!

109. Mom, please, I haven't Shenaniganed in about six years...

110. I've hooliganed, I've no-good nicked

111. I've ne'er done well, just yesterday I caught myself rabble Rousing —

112. Will you SHUT UP!

113. Welcome home, Dad!

114. YOU! You got a lot of nerve...

115. Showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter

116. - Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town - Nooooo

117. Okay, You have already given him one heart attack... That's enough, now hush

118. Hey, look buddy, rasionettes!

119. Okay, okay, nap time

120. Oh Eric, your father has a check up next week so I need you to take him

121. Mom, I have to register for college, remember? This- I'm not gonna be here, I'm moving away

122. - Oh, so you're still going? - Yes, I'm still going, to college

123. - Fine! - Mom, I gotta get outta here

124. Oh, Kitty let him go, odds are he's not gonna amount to anything

125. and I don't want him blaming me

126. See? that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from.

127. - Fine! - Great!

128. - Great! - Fine!

129. - Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii— - Dad, Dad!

130. I just thought I'd break the tension

131. that's gonna come in handy

132. Okay, no more fake heart attacks!

133. Next time you clench your chest you'd better see some a bright light and some dead relatives

134. Hey little brother, Hey, hubby!

135. Don't “hubby” me, I'm mad at you!

136. Aw, but I brought you a souvenir

137. Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass

138. still sticky with tequila!

139. Aaw, you shouldn't have

140. No biggie, some guy left it in my room

141. Okay... Steven, I'm here to tell you, I've made my decision

142. I choose you!

143. Yeah, I'm a good kisser

144. Here's your gum back.

145. Oh, Steven, I missed you so much

146. Hyde, you ready?

147. Yeah, let's hit it

148. Who is this?

149. This is my date, you didn't think I was gonna wait around for you all summer, did you?

150. Looks like you traded up

151. Oh, you better back off

152. - Back off or what? - I'll call your parents.

153. My parents don't speak midget

154. Okay, okay, I hate myself for stopping a girl fight, let's just...

155. — Ah, screw it, Go! Go!

156. All right, Steven you made your point now... Please, stay here with me

157. I'm sorry but I got plans. Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan

158. Skank!

159. Okay, here you go

160. egg whites only, no yolks they're bad for you

161. But the yellow part is the baby bird

162. that's the part I wanna eat

163. Sorry... too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon

164. just good old heart-healthy Ham

165. Bacon

166. Ah, this is so good

167. and is... so much better than ham

168. And for you,

169. my famous chocolate chip, Carmel whipped cream pancakes!

170. Mom, you're not gonna bribe me into staying home from school

171. with super sweet breakfast food

172. Where are my sprinkles?

173. No, no the pancakes are an apology, I overreacted before of course you have to go to school

174. - So that's it? It's- no guilt? - That's right

175. What a nice, warm family moment!

176. Lets celebrate... With bacon

177. Bacon

178. Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you?

179. Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me, right then

180. making me sit around and wait it out is immature.

181. I want what I want when I want it, what is so immature about that?

182. Forget it, Jackie, maybe you're just not my type

183. Whoa! That was rough,

184. even I've had a better day then you and my head swelled up to five times it's normal size

185. Oh, my God, Donna? Madison has a course called The Social Significance... Of Jedi Culture

186. Mom, what- why are you doing laundry? It's almost midnight...

187. Well, with your dad not working, I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital

188. this is the only time I have to do it

189. - Okay, don't do this - Do what?

190. Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell—

191. - Oh, excuse me - No, I...

192. I'm just saying, you're trying to make me feel guilty for leaving and it's not gonna work...

193. I can't stay here, okay?

194. I have to go off and live my life. I deserve that, Mom, I deserve a chance

195. Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice

196. I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things to worry about then making you feel guilty

197. - Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about - No no!

198. - We're leaving next week... and that's final! - Ok

199. Yeah, it's bacon

200. and I don't care if you tell your mother. She doesn't scare me!

201. Eric I almost forgot!

202. How could Steven say I'm not his type? I'm everybody's type, that's my thing

203. Well, at least you don't have to worry about me chasing after you anymore

204. I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about? I didn't even understand

205. which makes me think you've become a complicated woman and I don't want none of that

206. So, you're really okay with us just being friends

207. Yeah, I release you

208. Fly, little bird, fly, fly away!

209. That was you

210. - Michael, do you think I'm immature? - No, you're almost fully grown

211. Well... Steven thinks so

212. Apparently, I'm immature and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool?

213. Well I can be cool, people can change.

214. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta, and that movie was totally realistic.

215. - Wow. - Yowza.

216. Yummy!

217. Jackie?

218. Tell me about it, Steve?

219. "You're the One That I Want" Playing

220. I got chills

221. They're multiplyin!

222. And I'm losin' control

223. For the power you're supplyin'

224. It's electrifyin'

225. You'd better shape up

226. 'cause I need a man

227. and my heart is set on you

228. You better shape up

229. You better understand

230. To my heart, I must be true

231. Nothing left, nothing left for me to do

232. You're the one that I want

233. Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey!

234. The one that I want

235. You are the one I want

236. Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey!

237. The one that I want

238. Ooh, ooh, ooh

239. The one I need

240. Oh, yes, indeed

241. Yes, indeed

242. Oh, Jackie, you're so much cooler than that skank I was with before.

243. Please take me back.

244. 'cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, she-bang, she-bang

245. Ah! The whole gang is back together again

246. Yes, they did it

247. Are you gonna sing?

248. Cause I've heard you sing and

249. you're not gonna sing, are you?

250. No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes

251. and I'm gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants 'cause I look good in those

252. - Mom? - Fabric softener! I'm up!

253. Mrs. Forman, are you okay?

254. Oh, sure... Oh, God, I'm late for work

255. You're working tonight?

256. Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner

257. But you worked all day

258. I know Okay, there's food in the...

259. Oh, who am I kidding, there's no food!

260. They can't do this to me!

261. they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here!

262. of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I have to go!

263. I have to stay

264. Donna, I'm sorry

265. Sorry? Eric, I think its amazing that you'd do that for your family.

266. and you know we'll see each other on the weekend's

267. Oh, so you're still going?

268. Yeah, I mean...

269. Yeah

270. Yeah... No, of course

271. Oh, come on! I think I have something that might make you feel better?

272. Hey, um... Can we just like.. Could we just sit for a while

273. Yeah, sure.

274. Sit for a while?

275. If I hadn't found this bacon I'd be really pissed of

276. I mean, just because I don't wear dresses... And, I know how to fix a car

277. doesn't mean I don't like to be told I'm pretty

278. Wow, it's like I'm reading my own journal

279. - I think you're pretty, - I think you're really pretty

280. I think you're pretty

281. Stop!

282. Is this really happening?

283. Shh! You'll break the spell!