That '70s Show 6x1

Directed by David Trainer

Estella Warren as Raquel • Bob Morrisey as Doctor • Christina Moore as Laurie Forman • Chancellor Miller as Little Boy

When Jackie finds out Kelso has a new girlfriend she chooses Hyde over him, but--surprise!--he has someone new too. Eric is living with his parents to help out his dad, but all he wants is to be with Donna in Madison. Meanwhile, Kitty still tries to convince Eric he should stay with them and not go to Madison. Eric finally realizes that he can't go away to school, but is surprised to find Donna still plans to. Kelso also finds a problem when he drinks eggs only to find out he is allergic to them.

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1. So... cold...

2. can't... use the force...

3. - Eric - Leia?

4. Oh, Hi

5. Were you like that all night?

6. No! No!

7. from 1 to 4 I was whimpering

8. because your knee was in my back

9. yeah, we get to Madison next week... Were getting' a bigger bed

10. Eric, my knee was in your back because you were trying to hump me in your sleep

11. No, I wasn't asleep

12. I gotta go,

13. my folks come home from the hospital, today

14. Donna, what's going on in there? Donna!

15. Um, just a minute, dad

16. - This is yours! - No, time!

17. - I'm coming in! - Hi, daddy

18. - I heard voices - Oh, that was me!

19. you know greeting this beautiful morning

20. Get out

21. May I ask why you're wearing my daughters blouse?

22. I thought you'd be mad if I was nude

23. Oh, what the hell?

24. Fez?

25. Oh, my God! Did you see anything?

26. Not, much you should really think about a night light

27. That '70s show Season 6 Episode 1 The Kids Are Alright

28. Preèasoval / Retiming blsho

29. Yeah, it's a sweatband, I'm wearing sweatbands now

30. What are you doing?

31. Well, police academy starts in a week so I gotta get in shape...

32. So I'm eating raw egg's, like Rocky.

33. Kelso? Rocky, ate raw eggs 'cause he was training for a fight

34. if he was training to be a cophe'd just flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache

35. Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache

36. Ooh! Forman, just because there's a sale at Penny's doesn't mean you gotta buy everything

37. Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home and then take her pants off

38. Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison,

39. where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want!

40. Really? Where is this Madison?

41. So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses

42. Guys come on. I'm all man, I'm married to Eric's slutty sister

43. - Yeah, how's that going? - Oh, not great

44. but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up

45. - Laurie went on your honeymoon alone? - Oh, no that would be crazy

46. she took her friend, Carlos, along to keep an eye on her...

47. But I paid for both of them so everyone knows who the man is in this deal

48. Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire

49. - Hi Jackie - So, Jackie, you choose between me and Kelso, yet?

50. I'm on my way to the pool right now to think about it

51. rest assured! when I'm in my most delicious shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers.

52. Well this might tip the scales, I'm not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit

53. - This is stupid, all right, I'm outta here

54. Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot? watch me drink raw eggs!

55. - Oh, M-Michael— - Jackie, hold on I'm drinking my eggs

56. - No Michael - Jackie! whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs

57. Fine!

58. - Now, what is so important? - You're allergic to eggs!

59. Oh, man, I am

60. Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital

61. That's okay, I'll drive. I gotta pick up my folks anyway.

62. So, uh, Hyde? Your competition for Jackie is, uh...

63. egg boy!

64. Ooh, that must be so humiliating

65. Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy

66. Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a, he's kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh...

67. Son of a BITCH!

68. How you doin' back there, Kels'?

69. My eyes fell tight, do I look okay?

70. - Oh my God! - What? What?

71. Nothing, we're just shocked at how...

72. Great ... you look

73. Oh, it's the sweatband. I'm wearing sweatbands now.

74. Come on, Kitty, lets get the hell out of this weird place

75. I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs

76. Red, I am a nurse here

77. I stand by my statement

78. Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear.

79. no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months

80. - and lets not forget the root cause of the problem? - To much rage, right?

81. Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like... Yell at anyone, anymore right?

82. Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in

83. He was holding stuff in? Okay!

84. I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out and I'm sorry your telling me that, uh

85. there's more in there?

86. No no no

87. He does not weigh 42 pounds... and these two are the best of buddies!

88. "Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?" "Sure, son, let's hug"

89. that's what it's like at our house

90. See what I mean about the drugs?

91. What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy

92. Ok... But... I don't know were we're gonna find a boat load of dead commies

93. They gave me four shots, none in the arm

94. Hey, pretty lady you like what you see?

95. Jackie, when are you gonna decide between Kelso and Hyde?

96. I already have

97. - What? - Yeah...

98. Oh, here you go little boy

99. - So, who'd you pick? - Well...

100. Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh?

101. I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today

102. I cannot wait to see the look on his face

103. Oh, my God! What if he cries?

104. Yeah, that's not gonna happen

105. Oh, I'll make him cry, you watch and see

106. Hey, what are you—?

107. You get a good look you little perv!

108. She touched me and it was awesome!

109. Now, get you,

110. upstairs for your nap... and Eric he needs quiet, so no shenanigans!

111. Mom, please, I haven't Shenaniganed in about six years...

112. I've hooliganed, I've no-good nicked

113. I've ne'er done well, just yesterday I caught myself rabble Rousing —

114. Will you SHUT UP!

115. Welcome home, Dad!

116. YOU! You got a lot of nerve...

117. Showing your face around here after what you did to my daughter

118. - Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town - Nooooo

119. Okay, You have already given him one heart attack... That's enough, now hush

120. Hey, look buddy, rasionettes!

121. Okay, okay, nap time

122. Oh Eric, your father has a check up next week so I need you to take him

123. Mom, I have to register for college, remember? This- I'm not gonna be here, I'm moving away

124. - Oh, so your still going? - Yes, I'm still going, to college

125. - Fine! - Mom, I gotta get outta here

126. Oh, Kitty let him go, odds are he's not gonna amount to anything

127. and I don't want him blaming me

128. See? that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from.

129. - Fine! - Great!

130. - Great! - Fine!

131. - Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii— - Dad, Dad!

132. I just thought I'd break the tension

133. that's gonna come in handy

134. Okay, no more fake heart attacks!

135. Next time you clench your chest you'd better see some a bright light and some dead relatives

136. Hey little brother, Hey, hubby!

137. Don't "hubby" me, I'm mad at you!

138. Aw, but I brought you a souvenir

139. Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass

140. still sticky with tequila!

141. Aaw, you shouldn't have

142. No biggie, some guy left it in my room

143. Okay... Steven, I'm here to tell you, I've made my decision

144. I choose you!

145. Yeah, I'm a good kisser

146. Here's your gum back.

147. Oh, Steven, I missed you so much

148. Hyde, you ready?

149. Yeah, lets hit it

150. Who is this?

151. This is my date, you didn't think I was gonna wait around for you all summer, did you?

152. Looks like you traded up

153. Oh, you better back off

154. - Back off or what? - I'll call your parents.

155. My parents don't speak midget

156. Okay, okay, I hate myself for stopping a girl fight, let's just...

157. — Ah, screw it, Go! Go!

158. All right, Steven you made your point now... Please, stay here with me

159. I'm sorry but I got plans. Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan

160. Skank!

161. Okay, here you go

162. egg whites only, no yolks they're bad for you

163. But the yellow part is the baby bird

164. that's the part I wanna eat

165. Sorry... too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon

166. just good old heart-healthy Ham

167. Bacon

168. Ah, this is so good

169. and is... so much better than ham

170. And for you,

171. my famous chocolate chip, Carmel whipped cream pancakes!

172. Maom, your not gonna bribe me into staying home from school

173. with super sweet breakfast food

174. Where are my sprinkles?

175. No, no the pancakes are an apology, I overreacted before of course you have to go to school

176. - So that's it? It's- no guilt? - That's right

177. What a nice, warm family moment!

178. Lets celebrate... With bacon

179. Bacon

180. Steven, how could you go out with another girl when I chose you?

181. Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso, I meant choose me, right then

182. making me sit around and wait it out is immature.

183. I want what I want when I want it, what is so immature about that?

184. Forget it, Jackie, maybe your just not my type

185. Whoa! That was rough,

186. even I've had a better day then you and my head swelled up to five times it's normal size

187. Oh, my God, Donna? Madison has a course called The Social Significance... Of Jedi Culture

188. Mom, what- why are you doing laundry? It's almost midnight...

189. Well, with your dad not working, I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital

190. this is the only time I have to do it

191. - Okay, don't do this - Do what?

192. Come down here in the middle of the night, doing laundry, looking like hell—

193. - Oh, excuse me - No, I...

194. I'm just saying, your trying to make me feel guilty for leaving and it's not gonna work...

195. I can't stay here, okay?

196. I have to go off and live my life. I disserve that Mom, I disserve a chance

197. Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice

198. I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things to worry about then making you feel guilty

199. - Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about - No no!

200. - We're leaving next week... and that's final! - Ok

201. Yeah, it's bacon

202. and I don't care if you tell your mother. She doesn't scare me!

203. Eric I almost forgot!

204. How could Steven say I'm not his type? I'm everybody's type, that's my thing

205. Well, at least you don't have to worry about me chasing after you anymore

206. I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about? I didn't even understand

207. which makes me think you've become a complicated woman and I don't want none of that

208. So, your really okay with us just being friends

209. Yeah, I release you

210. Fly, little bird, fly, fly away!

211. That was you

212. - Michael, do you think I'm immature? - No, your almost fully grown

213. Well... Steven thinks so

214. Apparently, I'm immature and that skank in the leather jacket is what? Cool?

215. Well I can be cool, people can change.

216. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta and that movie was totally realistic

217. Yummy!

218. Jackie?

219. Tell me about it, Steve?

220. Oh, Jackie, your so much cooler then that skank I was with before

221. please take me back. 'cause we belong together like Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang

222. Ah! The whole gang is back together again

223. Yes, they did it

224. Are you gonna sing?

225. Cause I've heard you sing and

226. your not gonna sing, are you?

227. No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes

228. and I'm gonna get me a pair of those black satin pants 'cause I look good in those

229. - Mom? - Fabric softener! I'm up!

230. Mrs. Forman, are you okay?

231. Oh, sure... Oh, God, I'm late for work

232. Your working tonight?

233. Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time. Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner

234. But you worked all day

235. I know Okay, there's food in the...

236. Oh, who am I kidding, there's no food!

237. They can't do this to me!

238. they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here!

239. of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! I have to go!

240. I have to stay

241. Donna, I'm sorry

242. Sorry? Eric, I think its amazing that you'd do that for your family.

243. and you know we'll see each other on the weekend's

244. Oh, so your still going?

245. Yeah, I mean...

246. Yeah

247. Yeah... No, of course

248. Oh, come on! I think I have something that might make you feel better?

249. Hey, um... Can we just like.. Could we just sit for a while

250. Yeah, sure.

251. Sit for a while?

252. If I hadn't found this bacon I'd be really pissed of

253. I mean, just because I don't wear dresses... And, I know how to fix a car

254. doesn't mean I don't like to be told I'm pretty

255. Wow, it's like I'm reading my own journal

256. I think your pretty, I think your really pretty

257. I think your pretty

258. Stop!

259. Is this really happening?

260. Shh! You'll break the spell!