1. So... cold...
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2. can't... use the force...
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3. - Eric
- Leia?
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4. Oh, Hi
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5. Were you like that all night?
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6. No! No!
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7. from 1 to 4 I was whimpering
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8. because your knee was in my back
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9. yeah, we get to Madison next week...
Were getting' a bigger bed
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10. Eric, my knee was in your back because
you were trying to hump me in your sleep
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11. No, I wasn't asleep
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12. I gotta go,
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13. my folks come home from the hospital, today
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14. Donna, what's going on in there?
Donna!
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15. Um, just a minute, dad
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16. - This is yours!
- No, time!
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17. - I'm coming in!
- Hi, daddy
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18. - I heard voices
- Oh, that was me!
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19. you know greeting this beautiful morning
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20. Get out
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21. May I ask why you're wearing my daughters blouse?
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22. I thought you'd be mad if I was nude
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23. Oh, what the hell?
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24. Fez?
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25. Oh, my God!
Did you see anything?
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26. Not, much you should really
think about a night light
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27. That '70s show Season 6 Episode 1
The Kids Are Alright
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28. Preèasoval / Retiming
blsho
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29. Yeah, it's a sweatband,
I'm wearing sweatbands now
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30. What are you doing?
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31. Well, police academy starts in a week
so I gotta get in shape...
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32. So I'm eating raw egg's,
like Rocky.
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33. Kelso? Rocky, ate raw eggs
'cause he was training for a fight
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34. if he was training to be a cophe'd just
flunk out a high school and grow a bad mustache
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35. Oh, I'm growing the bad mustache
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36. Ooh! Forman, just because there's a sale at Penny's
doesn't mean you gotta buy everything
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37. Hey, Fez, your suppose to bring your date home
and then take her pants off
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38. Fellas, I'm afraid your little jokes don't bother me
because soon I will be starting my new life in Madison,
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39. where if I so choose I can wear ladies cloths all I want!
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40. Really? Where is this Madison?
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41. So I can go there and kick their dress-wearing asses
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42. Guys come on. I'm all man,
I'm married to Eric's slutty sister
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43. - Yeah, how's that going?
- Oh, not great
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44. but I'm pretty sure when Laurie gets back
from our honeymoon in Cancun, things will pick up
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45. - Laurie went on your honeymoon alone?
- Oh, no that would be crazy
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46. she took her friend, Carlos,
along to keep an eye on her...
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47. But I paid for both of them so everyone
knows who the man is in this deal
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48. Hellos, Boys, it is me, the object of your desire
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49. - Hi Jackie - So, Jackie,
you choose between me and Kelso, yet?
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50. I'm on my way to the pool right now to think about it
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51. rest assured! when I'm in my most delicious
shade of cocoa brown, you will have your answers.
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52. Well this might tip the scales,
I'm not wearing anything underneath my tracksuit
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53. - This is stupid, all right, I'm outta here
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54. Hey, Jackie you want to see something hot?
watch me drink raw eggs!
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55. - Oh, M-Michael—
- Jackie, hold on I'm drinking my eggs
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56. - No Michael
- Jackie! whatever it is I'm sure it can wait until after I drink my eggs
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57. Fine!
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58. - Now, what is so important?
- You're allergic to eggs!
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59. Oh, man, I am
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60. Yeah, I gotta go to the hospital
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61. That's okay, I'll drive. I gotta pick up my folks anyway.
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62. So, uh, Hyde? Your competition for Jackie is, uh...
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63. egg boy!
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64. Ooh, that must be so humiliating
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65. Fez, your wife's on your honeymoon with another guy
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66. Oh, no, no, no Carlos is just like a,
he's kinda like a-like a chaperone, he, uh...
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67. Son of a BITCH!
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68. How you doin' back there, Kels'?
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69. My eyes fell tight, do I look okay?
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70. - Oh my God!
- What? What?
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71. Nothing, we're just shocked at how...
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72. Great ... you look
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73. Oh, it's the sweatband.
I'm wearing sweatbands now.
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74. Come on, Kitty, lets get the hell out of this weird place
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75. I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs
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76. Red, I am a nurse here
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77. I stand by my statement
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78. Okay, Mr. Forman just to be clear.
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79. no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months
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80. - and lets not forget the root cause of the problem?
- To much rage, right?
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81. Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like...
Yell at anyone, anymore right?
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82. Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in
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83. He was holding stuff in?
Okay!
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84. I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out and
I'm sorry your telling me that, uh
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85. there's more in there?
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86. No no no
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87. He does not weigh 42 pounds...
and these two are the best of buddies!
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88. "Hey, Dad wanna go fishing?"
"Sure, son, let's hug"
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89. that's what it's like at our house
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90. See what I mean about the drugs?
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91. What you need to do is focus on things
that make you happy
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92. Ok... But... I don't know were we're gonna find
a boat load of dead commies
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93. They gave me four shots, none in the arm
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94. Hey, pretty lady you like what you see?
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95. Jackie, when are you gonna decide
between Kelso and Hyde?
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96. I already have
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97. - What?
- Yeah...
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98. Oh, here you go little boy
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99. - So, who'd you pick?
- Well...
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100. Wow, this ball must be hard to catch, huh?
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101. I chose Steven, and I'm gonna tell him today
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102. I cannot wait to see the look on his face
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103. Oh, my God! What if he cries?
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104. Yeah, that's not gonna happen
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105. Oh, I'll make him cry, you watch and see
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106. Hey, what are you—?
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107. You get a good look you little perv!
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108. She touched me and it was awesome!
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109. Now, get you,
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110. upstairs for your nap... and Eric he needs quiet,
so no shenanigans!
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111. Mom, please, I haven't Shenaniganed in about six years...
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112. I've hooliganed,
I've no-good nicked
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113. I've ne'er done well, just yesterday
I caught myself rabble Rousing —
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114. Will you SHUT UP!
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115. Welcome home, Dad!
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116. YOU! You got a lot of nerve...
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117. Showing your face around here after
what you did to my daughter
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118. - Hey, I did you a favor that girls been passed around this town
- Nooooo
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119. Okay, You have already given him one heart attack...
That's enough, now hush
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120. Hey, look buddy, rasionettes!
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121. Okay, okay, nap time
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122. Oh Eric, your father has a check up
next week so I need you to take him
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123. Mom, I have to register for college, remember?
This- I'm not gonna be here, I'm moving away
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124. - Oh, so your still going?
- Yes, I'm still going, to college
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125. - Fine!
- Mom, I gotta get outta here
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126. Oh, Kitty let him go,
odds are he's not gonna amount to anything
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127. and I don't want him blaming me
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128. See?
that is exactly the kind of thing that I have to get away from.
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129. - Fine!
- Great!
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130. - Great!
- Fine!
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131. - Oh, my heart Iiiiiiiiii—
- Dad, Dad!
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132. I just thought I'd break the tension
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133. that's gonna come in handy
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134. Okay, no more fake heart attacks!
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135. Next time you clench your chest you'd
better see some a bright light and some dead relatives
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136. Hey little brother,
Hey, hubby!
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137. Don't "hubby" me, I'm mad at you!
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138. Aw, but I brought you a souvenir
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139. Oh, look Fez, a genuine Cancun shot glass
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140. still sticky with tequila!
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141. Aaw, you shouldn't have
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142. No biggie, some guy left it in my room
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143. Okay... Steven, I'm here to tell you,
I've made my decision
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144. I choose you!
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145. Yeah, I'm a good kisser
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146. Here's your gum back.
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147. Oh, Steven, I missed you so much
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148. Hyde, you ready?
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149. Yeah, lets hit it
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150. Who is this?
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151. This is my date, you didn't think I was gonna
wait around for you all summer, did you?
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152. Looks like you traded up
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153. Oh, you better back off
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154. - Back off or what?
- I'll call your parents.
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155. My parents don't speak midget
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156. Okay, okay, I hate myself for
stopping a girl fight, let's just...
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157. — Ah, screw it, Go! Go!
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158. All right, Steven you made your point now...
Please, stay here with me
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159. I'm sorry but I got plans.
Hey, maybe you should go work on you tan
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160. Skank!
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161. Okay, here you go
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162. egg whites only,
no yolks they're bad for you
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163. But the yellow part is the baby bird
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164. that's the part I wanna eat
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165. Sorry... too much cholesterol, which also means no bacon
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166. just good old heart-healthy Ham
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167. Bacon
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168. Ah, this is so good
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169. and is...
so much better than ham
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170. And for you,
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171. my famous chocolate chip,
Carmel whipped cream pancakes!
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172. Maom, your not gonna bribe me into staying home
from school
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173. with super sweet breakfast food
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174. Where are my sprinkles?
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175. No, no the pancakes are an apology, I
overreacted before of course you have to go to school
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176. - So that's it? It's- no guilt?
- That's right
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177. What a nice, warm family moment!
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178. Lets celebrate... With bacon
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179. Bacon
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180. Steven, how could you go out with another girl
when I chose you?
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181. Jackie, when I said choose between me and Kelso,
I meant choose me, right then
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182. making me sit around
and wait it out is immature.
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183. I want what I want when I want it,
what is so immature about that?
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184. Forget it, Jackie,
maybe your just not my type
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185. Whoa! That was rough,
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186. even I've had a better day then you and
my head swelled up to five times it's normal size
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187. Oh, my God, Donna? Madison has a course called
The Social Significance... Of Jedi Culture
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188. Mom, what- why are you doing laundry?
It's almost midnight...
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189. Well, with your dad not working,
I had to pick up a double shift at the hospital
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190. this is the only time I have to do it
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191. - Okay, don't do this
- Do what?
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192. Come down here in the middle of the night,
doing laundry, looking like hell—
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193. - Oh, excuse me
- No, I...
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194. I'm just saying, your trying to make me feel guilty
for leaving and it's not gonna work...
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195. I can't stay here, okay?
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196. I have to go off and live my life. I disserve
that Mom, I disserve a chance
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197. Okay, okay, no need to use your squeaky voice
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198. I understand that you have to leave, I have bigger things
to worry about then making you feel guilty
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199. - Eric, if you feel like you need to stay, I mean, we can talk about
- No no!
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200. - We're leaving next week... and that's final!
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201. Yeah, it's bacon
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202. and I don't care if you tell your mother.
She doesn't scare me!
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203. Eric I almost forgot!
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204. How could Steven say I'm not his type?
I'm everybody's type, that's my thing
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205. Well, at least you don't have
to worry about me chasing after you anymore
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206. I mean, most of the stuff you and Hyde use to argue about?
I didn't even understand
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207. which makes me think you've become
a complicated woman and I don't want none of that
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208. So, your really okay with us just being friends
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209. Yeah, I release you
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210. Fly, little bird, fly, fly away!
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211. That was you
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212. - Michael, do you think I'm immature?
- No, your almost fully grown
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213. Well... Steven thinks so
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214. Apparently, I'm immature and that skank
in the leather jacket is what? Cool?
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215. Well I can be cool, people can change.
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216. Olivia Newton-John did it for John Travolta
and that movie was totally realistic
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217. Yummy!
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218. Jackie?
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219. Tell me about it, Steve?
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220. Oh, Jackie, your so much cooler then that skank
I was with before
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221. please take me back. 'cause we belong together like
Bop-booba-loo-ba, sha-walla, sha-bang, sha-bang
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222. Ah! The whole gang is back together again
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223. Yes, they did it
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224. Are you gonna sing?
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225. Cause I've heard you sing and
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226. your not gonna sing, are you?
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227. No, but I'm gonna get Steven back, whatever it takes
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228. and I'm gonna get me a pair of those
black satin pants 'cause I look good in those
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229. - Mom?
- Fabric softener! I'm up!
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230. Mrs. Forman, are you okay?
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231. Oh, sure... Oh, God, I'm late for work
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232. Your working tonight?
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233. Well, honey, nights can be our busiest time.
Lots of people stroke out after a big salty dinner
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234. But you worked all day
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235. I know Okay, there's food in the...
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236. Oh, who am I kidding, there's no food!
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237. They can't do this to me!
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238. they cannot do this to me I gotta get outta here!
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239. of all the people in history of the world that have ever had to
get anywhere It is me HAVING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
I have to go!
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240. I have to stay
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241. Donna, I'm sorry
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242. Sorry?
Eric, I think its amazing that you'd do that for your family.
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243. and you know we'll see each other on the weekend's
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244. Oh, so your still going?
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245. Yeah, I mean...
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246. Yeah
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247. Yeah... No, of course
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248. Oh, come on!
I think I have something that might make you feel better?
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249. Hey, um... Can we just like..
Could we just sit for a while
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250. Yeah, sure.
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251. Sit for a while?
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252. If I hadn't found this bacon
I'd be really pissed of
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253. I mean, just because I don't wear dresses...
And, I know how to fix a car
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254. doesn't mean I don't like to be told I'm pretty
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255. Wow, it's like I'm reading my own journal
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256. I think your pretty,
I think your really pretty
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257. I think your pretty
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258. Stop!
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259. Is this really happening?
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260. Shh! You'll break the spell!
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