1. Okay, my friends. Invitations to see Fez
in tonight's Spring Sing...Copy !req
2. charmingly illustrated
by the hand of Fez.Copy !req
3. Great, something
to put my gum in.Copy !req
4. Just kidding.Copy !req
5. Oh, man, this
concert's tonight?Copy !req
6. Yes, it's tonight. I've been
talking about it for weeks!Copy !req
7. - Don't you listen to me?
- Fez, I don't know what
you're getting so upset about.Copy !req
8. - You know we don't listen to you.
- Yeah, I don't know, Fez.Copy !req
9. I mean, I'm still kind of tired
from the party last night.Copy !req
10. Party? What party?Copy !req
11. You know, the party.
You were there.Copy !req
12. No, I do not know,
and I was not there.Copy !req
13. - Someone forgot to tell me.
- Wait, are you sure?Copy !req
14. 'Cause I could have sworn
you were there.Copy !req
15. Remember when the college girl got up
on the table and took her top off?Copy !req
16. - What?
- Yeah, that was great, man.Copy !req
17. Wait, even Smokey
the Bear was there?Copy !req
18. Fine. Fine,
what's done is done.Copy !req
19. The important thing is where you're going
to be tonight- at my concert watching me.Copy !req
20. Oh, it's gonna be
such a wonderful evening.Copy !req
21. Music, good friends and dancing.Copy !req
22. Just like life...
should be.Copy !req
23. Sing, sing a song,Copy !req
24. Sing out loud,
sing out strong,Copy !req
25. Sing of good things not bad man...Copy !req
26. Sing of happy not sad...Copy !req
27. La la la la la la la la la la la...Copy !req
28. Sing, sing a song,Copy !req
29. Make it simple,
to last your whole life long.Copy !req
30. Don't worry that it's not good enough
for anyone else to hear.Copy !req
31. Just sing.Copy !req
32. Sing a song.Copy !req
33. This is my favorite part.Copy !req
34. So, what do you think?Copy !req
35. I think whatever you're on,
I'll take two of'em.Copy !req
36. Hangin'outCopy !req
37. Down the streetCopy !req
38. The same old thingCopy !req
39. We did last weekCopy !req
40. Not a thing to doCopy !req
41. But talk to youCopy !req
42. We're all all rightCopy !req
43. We're all all rightCopy !req
44. Hello, Wisconsin!Copy !req
45. Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Sol, La, Ti, Dooo.Copy !req
46. Perfecto.Copy !req
47. Oh, Fez, was that you?Copy !req
48. I could have sworn
I just heard Wayne Newton.Copy !req
49. Mr. and Mrs. Forman!
You came to my concert!Copy !req
50. Well, it's the Spring Sing.Copy !req
51. There is no place we'd
rather be than the Spring Sing.Copy !req
52. Now, Kitty,
that's just a lie.Copy !req
53. Ay, here comes my music teacher,
Mr. Wilkinson.Copy !req
54. He is unpleasant.Copy !req
55. Are you the parents of
this horrible little man?Copy !req
56. I'll have you know, he's been
imitating my accent behind my back.Copy !req
57. Well, first of all,
we are not his parents...Copy !req
58. and second of all-Copy !req
59. Well, the rest of it,
I just don't care about.Copy !req
60. I'm moving you
to the back row...Copy !req
61. so that no one can hear that squawk box
that you call a voice.Copy !req
62. The back row? But the back row is for
the untalented and the ugly!Copy !req
63. - Ay, you are no fun.
- Music is not about fun.Copy !req
64. It's about passion
and commitment.Copy !req
65. Have you ever been moved to tears
by the warbling timbre of your own voice?Copy !req
66. No, because I am a man.Copy !req
67. Well, he just, um-Copy !req
68. He doesn't seem
to like you at all.Copy !req
69. The British have
always hated my people.Copy !req
70. We won the war, buddy.
Get over it!Copy !req
71. Oh, good one, Fez.Copy !req
72. Well, you certainly
seem in high spirits.Copy !req
73. Of course.
Soon all of my friends are gonna be here...Copy !req
74. and we'll be
all like a family.Copy !req
75. I wish you
were my family.Copy !req
76. Oh, we would be
so happy together.Copy !req
77. Okay, kids,
it's nighty-night time.Copy !req
78. - Good night, Mom.
- Night, Ma.Copy !req
79. - That's my mama!Copy !req
80. I love you, Fez.Copy !req
81. I love you more!Copy !req
82. I love you the most!Copy !req
83. Daddy!Copy !req
84. All right.
Sleep tight.Copy !req
85. And don't let the bed bugs
put their foot in your ass.Copy !req
86. - Okay, boys, lights out.!Copy !req
87. And no more staying up till 8:30
giving each other hugs!Copy !req
88. - See you in the morning.Copy !req
89. - Imagine me and you...
- I do.Copy !req
90. I think about you day and night...Copy !req
91. It's only right...Copy !req
92. To think about the one you love...Copy !req
93. And holding tight...Copy !req
94. So happy together!Copy !req
95. We're happy together!Copy !req
96. - Are you people singing again?
- Yes?Copy !req
97. Good, 'cause-Copy !req
98. I can't see me loving no body
but you for all my lifeCopy !req
99. When you're with meCopy !req
100. baby the skies'll be blue for all my lifeCopy !req
101. Me and you and you and meCopy !req
102. No matter how they toss the dice,
it has to beCopy !req
103. The only one for me is you,
and you for meCopy !req
104. So happy together!Copy !req
105. I can't see me lovin' nobody but you...Copy !req
106. for all my life.Copy !req
107. When you're with me,Copy !req
108. baby the skies'll be blue...Copy !req
109. for all my life...Copy !req
110. So happy together...Copy !req
111. So how is the weather?Copy !req
112. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
113. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
114. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
115. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baCopy !req
116. Well, that was...Copy !req
117. detailed.Copy !req
118. You are one fruity kid.Copy !req
119. Now, remember...Copy !req
120. singing is all about
the use of the diaphragm.Copy !req
121. And what's so funny about
the proper use of the diaphragm?Copy !req
122. It's the muscle
you breathe with.Copy !req
123. - Below your bosom!Copy !req
124. Oh! Bloody imbeciles.Copy !req
125. So, this must be a very
exciting night for you.Copy !req
126. Yes, yes.
If the mayor likes what he sees...Copy !req
127. I'll be directing this year's
Dairy Days Dance-abration.Copy !req
128. Oh, that is
always wonderful.Copy !req
129. One time, they had
a quartet dressed as cows...Copy !req
130. and they sang
"Blue Moo-oo-oon."Copy !req
131. 'Cause they were cows!Copy !req
132. Yes, I'm sure you thick-headed Americans
could hardly contain your grunts.Copy !req
133. Well, I thought
it was delightful.Copy !req
134. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
135. Bob! Hey, I saved seats
for you and the gang.Copy !req
136. - Oh, I don't think they're coming.
- Of course they are.Copy !req
137. Well, you know, I asked if they
needed a ride, but they said, "No."Copy !req
138. When I left, they were just
sittin' in the basement, laughin'.Copy !req
139. But the show's
about to start.Copy !req
140. Ooh! Then I better get
to the refreshment table.Copy !req
141. Did you know that all
that stuff was free?Copy !req
142. It says donations accepted,
but you don't gotta put nothin' in.Copy !req
143. My friends are still
in the basement?Copy !req
144. - I wonder what they're doing.
- Oh, I'm sure they're just-Copy !req
145. Miss Kitty, please!
I'm trying to wonder.Copy !req
146. Ooh, guys. Fez's concert
is about to start-Copy !req
147. Which means we have
three more hours without his sorry ass!Copy !req
148. Let's eat his candy!Copy !req
149. Yeah.
My name is Fez.Copy !req
150. I love candy. Whore!
Good day. I said, good day!Copy !req
151. Yeah, and the best part is,
that idiot actually thinks I'm his friend.Copy !req
152. Like I care.
I wish he were dead.Copy !req
153. Oh, hey,
we should kill him!Copy !req
154. No, I got a better idea.
Let's sing without him!Copy !req
155. Some people call me
the space cowboy, yeahCopy !req
156. Yeah!Copy !req
157. Some call me the gangster of loveCopy !req
158. Some people call me MauriceCopy !req
159. Cause I speak of the pompitous of loveCopy !req
160. Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner,
I'm a lover and I'm a sinnerCopy !req
161. I get my lovin' on the runCopy !req
162. I'm a joker, I'm a smoker,
I'm a midnight tokerCopy !req
163. Play my music in the sun...Copy !req
164. So, they would rather make
fun of me than come here.Copy !req
165. Well, honey, you know,
at least they're singing-Copy !req
166. like you'll be doin'
real soon.Copy !req
167. Happy song! Happy song!Copy !req
168. Is there a bar here?Copy !req
169. You know, last night they went
to a party without me-Copy !req
170. a topless party.Copy !req
171. - What?
- Where?Copy !req
172. They were the first people to be nice
to me when I came to America...Copy !req
173. but maybe I am
not their friend.Copy !req
174. Maybe I am just
a goofy foreign kid.Copy !req
175. Well, can't you be both?Copy !req
176. I would settle for friend,
but I don't even think I am that.Copy !req
177. Well, you still got "goofy foreign kid."
That's something.Copy !req
178. Well, the butts
are in the seats...Copy !req
179. but not one butt
is the butt of a friend.Copy !req
180. Well, this is just rude.Copy !req
181. They better have run out of gas or hit
a deer or something.Copy !req
182. Okay, places everyone!
Let's show them what we've got.Copy !req
183. Teeth and cleavage!
Teeth and cleavage!Copy !req
184. Well, that does it!
Now I am mad!Copy !req
185. All they care about is themselves
and their stupid, messed-up relationships.Copy !req
186. Boo-hoo! Love hurts!
Well they deserve it!Copy !req
187. Aw, geez, not another one.Copy !req
188. Do we really have to go see that foreign boy sing?Copy !req
189. I'm not going.Copy !req
190. I'm in too much pain
from our breakup.Copy !req
191. Even though it was months ago,
it still affects every part of my life.Copy !req
192. Me, me, me!Copy !req
193. No! Me, me, me!Copy !req
194. Wait. What about
me, me, me?Copy !req
195. - Me!
- Me!
- Me!Copy !req
196. Me!Copy !req
197. Love hurts, love scars...Copy !req
198. Love wounds, love mars...Copy !req
199. Any heart, not tough...Copy !req
200. Or strong, enough...Copy !req
201. Take a lot of pain,
take a lot of pain...Copy !req
202. Love is like a cloud...Copy !req
203. It holds a lot of rain...Copy !req
204. Love hurts...Copy !req
205. Ooh ooh love hurtsCopy !req
206. Love hurts, love scars,Copy !req
207. love wounds, love mars.Copy !req
208. Hurts! Scars!Copy !req
209. Wounds! Mars!Copy !req
210. I know it isn't trueCopy !req
211. I know it isn't trueCopy !req
212. Love is just a lieCopy !req
213. Made to make you blueCopy !req
214. Love hurts.Copy !req
215. Love hurts.Copy !req
216. Wow, I just caught the end,
but that was nice.Copy !req
217. - Leo, you made it.
- What, this?Copy !req
218. No, I got this
at a church sale.Copy !req
219. Hey, where's that dude...Copy !req
220. and that other dude,
and that girl...Copy !req
221. and that dude,
and the other girl?Copy !req
222. They're not here.
It's just me alone- always alone.Copy !req
223. Imagine me and you...Copy !req
224. I do...Copy !req
225. So happy...Copy !req
226. Together...Copy !req
227. Aw, forget it.
I'm going home!Copy !req
228. Hi, Fez!Copy !req
229. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
230. Well, we were on our way here when we
passed by your music teacher's house.Copy !req
231. And I said, "Fez hates that guy.
Let's toilet-paper it!" So-Copy !req
232. So we did!Copy !req
233. - For me?
- Yeah, and then we had to go get some dog poop...Copy !req
234. 'cause we looked at his porch and realized,
"Hey, Not enough dog poop."Copy !req
235. There's enough
dog poop now.Copy !req
236. And we got you
an opening-night present.Copy !req
237. - Congratulations, buddy!Copy !req
238. Bloody hell,
is that my mailbox?Copy !req
239. Bloody 'ell, is that me mailbox?Copy !req
240. - That's dead on!
- Yes, I'm sure you'll all remember this fondly...Copy !req
241. as you rot
in your Barcaloungers...Copy !req
242. cheeseburgers clenched
in your fat American fists!Copy !req
243. You got that right, buddy!Copy !req
244. Aw. Look who has
so many friends!Copy !req
245. Don't ever leave him
alone with us again.Copy !req
246. I'm so glad you came. Tonight wouldn't
mean anything without you guys.Copy !req
247. Aw, Fez,
we wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
248. - I mean-
- There's nothing more that I like to do,Copy !req
249. then take the stage and dance with you.Copy !req
250. Keep dancing, let's keep dancing...Copy !req
251. Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah,Copy !req
252. Shake it, shake it.Copy !req
253. Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah,Copy !req
254. Shake it, shake it.Copy !req
255. Show the world we can dance,Copy !req
256. bad enough to strut our stuff.Copy !req
257. Funky sounds wall to wall,Copy !req
258. we're bumpin' bootiesCopy !req
259. havin' us a ball, y'all.Copy !req
260. Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah...Copy !req
261. Shake it, shake it.Copy !req
262. Shake your groove thing...Copy !req
263. Shake your groove thing...Copy !req
264. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
265. Show 'em how to do it now!Copy !req
266. Shake your groove thing...Copy !req
267. Shake your groove thingCopy !req
268. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
269. Show them how to do it now,Copy !req
270. show them how to do it now.Copy !req
271. Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
272. Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
273. Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
274. Shake your groove thing,
shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
275. Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
276. Ah! Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
277. Ah! Shake it, shake it!Copy !req
278. Oooooh!Copy !req
279. Boy, do I know how
to shake it.Copy !req
280. Imbecile, you're on!Copy !req
281. Well, that's my cue!Copy !req
282. This is just like A Star Is Born,
and I am Barbra Streisand.Copy !req
283. Love me!Copy !req
284. I'm so happy to be back home
with my friends.Copy !req
285. Some people call me the space cowboy...Copy !req
286. No, nobody calls you that.Copy !req
287. And if anyone's
the space cowboy, it's me.Copy !req
288. What?
In your dreams, Forman.Copy !req
289. I am widely acknowledged
as the space cowboy of this group.Copy !req
290. And I also call
"midnight toker."Copy !req
291. Wow. This cheeseburger
is bloody brilliant.Copy !req
292. Love hurts, love woundsCopy !req
293. Dude, come here.Copy !req
294. I can't see me lovin' nobody but you...Copy !req
295. for all my lifeCopy !req
296. Good, 'cause-
I can't see me loving no bodyCopy !req
297. Cut!Copy !req
298. - You had it!
- That was your best one!Copy !req
299. Ah! Shake it, shake it!
Oooh!Copy !req
300. - Cut!Copy !req