1. The clock
is ticking, George.Copy !req
2. Our pitch
for the new Teen Titans
is due in less than 24 hours.Copy !req
3. What do we have so far?Copy !req
4. The same thing we had
five minutes ago, Marv.Copy !req
5. Squat! Zip!Copy !req
6. Zero!Copy !req
7. - Well, it's a start.
- Not really.Copy !req
8. This assignment isn't easy.Copy !req
9. The Teen Titans
have been around
in various forms since 1964.Copy !req
10. Now we have to come up with
a new idea to reinvent them,Copy !req
11. and save DC Comics
from certain financial doom!Copy !req
12. No pressure.Copy !req
13. We need a fresh take,Copy !req
14. something that
will breathe life
into these characters.Copy !req
15. Teen Titans. Teen Titans.Copy !req
16. Teen Tit... I've got it.Copy !req
17. Hit me with it.Copy !req
18. What if they're
super muscular...Copy !req
19. super ripped,Copy !req
20. super tight?Copy !req
21. The Teen Tight-Hands!Copy !req
22. Deep underground,
in the cobble tunnel,Copy !req
23. our superheroes get pumped.Copy !req
24. Yeah, Tight-Hands!Copy !req
25. Lookin' tight.Copy !req
26. The tightness I am feeling
is at maximum levels.Copy !req
27. Yeah, Ravhand,
flex that flexor.Copy !req
28. Yeah, Cyhand, yeah!Copy !req
29. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
30. We're the tightest,
hands down!Copy !req
31. Yeah!Copy !req
32. It's the emergency hand signal.Copy !req
33. We must lend a helping hand.Copy !req
34. Tight-Hands,
to the Flying Valhands.Copy !req
35. Yeah!Copy !req
36. Meanwhile,
at the Jump City bridge,
panic is being wreakedCopy !req
37. by the arch nemesis
of the Teen Tight-Hands,Copy !req
38. The Atomic Toe!Copy !req
39. No, Mr. Frostbite.Copy !req
40. No, no, no, The Clipper.
Yeah!Copy !req
41. Look, The Clipper
and his army of ClippertronsCopy !req
42. are clipping the cables
to the Jump City bridge.Copy !req
43. Ooh! You gotta hand it to him.
That's pretty under-handed.Copy !req
44. It's time to get a handle
on the situation.Copy !req
45. Tight-Hands, yeah!Copy !req
46. Teen Tight-Hands?
You'll never stop me.Copy !req
47. Clippertrons, clip 'em!Copy !req
48. Fist grip. Yeah!Copy !req
49. The rock, the paper,
the scissors.Copy !req
50. Yeah!Copy !req
51. Flick, flick,
flick, flick. Yeah!Copy !req
52. Supersonic snap.Copy !req
53. Power punch. Yeah!Copy !req
54. No!Copy !req
55. You won't be slipping
through my fingers this time.Copy !req
56. Looks like we got
the upper hand.Copy !req
57. Tight-Hands, high-five!Copy !req
58. Yeah!Copy !req
59. That is literally
the worst idea we've ever had.Copy !req
60. It might actually be
the worst idea anyone ever had.Copy !req
61. It's all part of
the creative process.Copy !req
62. Gotta dig through the dirt
to get to the gold.Copy !req
63. But the Teen Titans have
been around for two decades.Copy !req
64. I feel like we're trying
to reinvent the wheel here.Copy !req
65. That's why we're here
in our favorite diner
taking a pitstop.Copy !req
66. Hmm. Wheel.Copy !req
67. Pitstop.Copy !req
68. What is it, George?
What have you got?Copy !req
69. What if... the Teen TitansCopy !req
70. are a superhero Formula One
pit crew?Copy !req
71. Faster than
a speeding bulletCopy !req
72. shot from a speeding car.Copy !req
73. Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!Copy !req
74. We're the fastest pit crew
in the sport of motors.Copy !req
75. 1.81 seconds, baby.Copy !req
76. I'm getting a distress call.Copy !req
77. Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!Copy !req
78. Meanwhile,
in Jump City,Copy !req
79. a crime is in progress
at the National Bank.Copy !req
80. Jack it up!Copy !req
81. Hose 'em down.Copy !req
82. Roll 'em out.Copy !req
83. 1.81 seconds, baby.Copy !req
84. I'm getting another distress call.Copy !req
85. Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!Copy !req
86. - Give me the bag, lady.
- Help, help!Copy !req
87. Jack it up.Copy !req
88. - Wheels locked.
- Helmet on.Copy !req
89. Go, go, go!Copy !req
90. 1.81 seconds, baby.Copy !req
91. It's Batman.
He forgot his lunch.Copy !req
92. Let's move.Copy !req
93. - Bread.
- Ham.Copy !req
94. Cheese.Copy !req
95. Veggies.Copy !req
96. Spread.Copy !req
97. Bread.Copy !req
98. 1.81 seconds, baby.Copy !req
99. Go, go, go!Copy !req
100. These ideas
are the worst!Copy !req
101. We still have time
to come up with something,Copy !req
102. but we're gonna have
to pull an all-nighter.Copy !req
103. Oh, I don't know
if my body can handle it.Copy !req
104. Don't be ridiculous, George.
You've got a super body.Copy !req
105. Thanks, Marv.
Wait. That's it.Copy !req
106. Super body. Come on, Marv,
we gotta get back to work.Copy !req
107. Everyone knows Superman is
the most powerful superhero
of all time, right?Copy !req
108. Yeah, he's
practically indestructible.Copy !req
109. And we all know
his body has incredible powers.Copy !req
110. Yeah, the man is bullet-proof.Copy !req
111. But no one ever talks about
what's inside his body.Copy !req
112. What if, inside
the greatest superheroCopy !req
113. lived the greatest team
of superheroes?Copy !req
114. Organs, status report.Copy !req
115. Cylungs are steady, Starheart.Copy !req
116. Adrenaraven gland on standby.Copy !req
117. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
118. Bladder Boy nearly full.Copy !req
119. Robin the Appendix
is functioning... I think.Copy !req
120. Even as a super organ,
Robin has no powers.Copy !req
121. Incoming!Copy !req
122. Minimal damage sustained.Copy !req
123. That's super skin, yo.Copy !req
124. Super Organs, activate.Copy !req
125. Initiating acceleration
of the heart rate.Copy !req
126. Increasing oxygen intake.
Breathe, baby, breathe!Copy !req
127. Right in the appendix.Copy !req
128. Bladder level's
at full capacity.Copy !req
129. We needs a potty break, yo.Copy !req
130. Potty break?
We can't take a potty break.Copy !req
131. We're in the middle of a fight.Copy !req
132. You're gonna have to hold it.Copy !req
133. Holding. Holding.Copy !req
134. We cannot take
much more of this.Copy !req
135. We need
the extra rush of energy.Copy !req
136. Got it.
Triggering adrenal gland now.Copy !req
137. All right!Copy !req
138. - We love you, Superman.
- You're the best.Copy !req
139. Superman always gets
all the credit.Copy !req
140. I feel not like the heart,
but like the liver
that is chopped.Copy !req
141. Maybe he needs to be reminded
who's really in control.Copy !req
142. Good idea.
Bladder Boy, you may release.Copy !req
143. Releasing the bladder!Copy !req
144. We don't
love you anymore, Superman.Copy !req
145. You're the worst.Copy !req
146. It's over, George.
We've been up all night,Copy !req
147. and we still don't have
a fresh, viable take
on the Titans.Copy !req
148. Well, let me check
my back pocket.Copy !req
149. I always keep something
in there.Copy !req
150. - Eh?
- Well, it'll have to do.Copy !req
151. These new Teen Titans
will probably only run
for six issues anyway.Copy !req
152. Let's go.Copy !req
153. Pit Crew Titans?
What were we thinking?Copy !req
154. Pit Crew Titans, go, go, go!Copy !req
155. - Nope.
- Come on, get out of here.Copy !req
156. Get. You're get.Copy !req
157. Jeez, Louise!Copy !req