1. Good news, Titans!
We've just hit a big milestone!
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2. Aww, everything seems big
to you, little guy.
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3. No, this is actually big.
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4. We've just reached
the 365th episode
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5. of Teen Titans GO!
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6. Whoa.
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7. That's one episode
for every day of the year.
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8. Oh, snap. I wonder
what our crew
has in store for us?
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9. No. We can't leave
an important episode like this
up to those nincompoops.
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10. This episode needs to be
handled by a big-name
Hollywood director.
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11. - Steven Spielberg?
- One that's a visionary.
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12. Wes Anderson?
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13. One that's controversial.
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14. Spike Lee?
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15. And most importantly,
one that's super jacked!
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16. There's only one person
that can be, yo!
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17. Zack Snyder!
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18. He's directed
all the great superheroes:
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19. Batman, Superman,
Wonder Woman!
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20. And the Aquaman played by
the hunky Jason Momoa!
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21. Plus, he's made epic movies
about zombies and barn owls.
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22. Yo, if he can make
barn owls look epic,
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23. imagine what he could do
with us.
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24. And we deserve
a 365th episode
that's truly epic.
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25. We deserve the "Snyder Cut."
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26. Then we better hurry.
The 365th episode
is already underway.
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27. Don't worry, Zack Snyder
can fix it in post.
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28. Indeed, he can fix
the anything in post
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29. Now let's get
that Snyder Cut, yo!
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30. Titans GO! To Hollywood!
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31. Hello. We're here
to see Zack Snyder.
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32. Hmm. You're not on the list.
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33. Come on, brah. It's us.
The Teen Titans.
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34. We don't need to be on no list!
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35. Well, in that case...
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36. That's better.
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37. This is the awful.
We cannot get the Snyder cut
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38. if we cannot even talk
to the Snyder himself!
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39. Then we'll just have to take
the V.I.P. route.
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40. This is the V.I.P. route?
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41. Yes. No normal person
would go this way.
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42. Of course not.
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43. We're crawling
through the sewer, man.
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44. It does not appear that
the Warner Brothers Studio
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45. has performed much in terms
of the regular maintenance.
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46. Don't worry. I'm sure
this bridge is perfectly—
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47. I thinks they got
a rodent issue down here.
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48. Fun bit of
Warner Brothers.
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49. Back in the 30s, an actor
complained about rats
on the lot,
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50. so the studio let a bunch
of cats loose
to terrorize the rats...
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51. driving them underground,
where they still live
to this day.
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52. I think they want a fight.
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53. Then let's give 'em one.
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54. Meow, meow!
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55. You are no match
for a princess!
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56. You want to chew on something?
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57. Chew on this!
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58. There's only one left!
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59. I got it!
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60. Uh, that doesn't sound good.
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61. What are we under right now?
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62. The LA River.
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63. What are we gonna do?
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64. Don't worry.
I can hold it back!
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65. Ahhh!
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66. I was wrong! I was wrong!
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67. LA River water.
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68. Look, we made it
onto the Warner Brothers lot!
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69. Uh, guys?
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70. Oh hey, security man. Can you
point us in the direction
of Zack Snyder?
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71. - Out!
- Oh, man!
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72. This bro's kicking us bros
off the Bros' lot, yo!
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73. Then we shall do
the kicking back.
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74. The ow.
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75. I think I broke my toe.
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76. Ahhh! My ankle!
Oh, my ankle!
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77. Ah! It's not working!
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78. We are no match for this
guardian of security.
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79. Speak for yourself.
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80. Lady Legasus!
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81. We are Titans!
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82. We should probably
get out of here.
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83. Whoa.
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84. They must be
filming a big budget
zombie movie.
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85. Why do they look like
they're hibernating?
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86. Oh, they're just zoned out.
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87. They must be waiting
for their lunch break to start.
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88. We can also break
for the lunch.
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89. There is the extra food for us.
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90. Ah, thank goodness.
All the sneaking around
has worked up my appetite.
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91. What was that?
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92. That must be the signal
for their lunch break.
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93. Lunch... Lunch...
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94. Lunch...
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95. This wasn't extra food.
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96. This was extra food.
Food for the extras.
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97. - I think they're hangry!
- Titans, run!
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98. Lunch!
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99. There! A getaway vehicle!
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100. Yeah. They're too deprived
of energy to chase us.
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101. Oh, the hooray!
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102. Nice work, Titans.
Now, be on the lookout
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103. for Zack Sny—
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104. Guys, there's Zack Snyder's
parking space!
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105. This must be his office!
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106. And it appears he's got
someone standing watch.
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107. That's not just anyone
standing watch.
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108. That's versatile actor,
Patrick Wilson!
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109. What up, Patrick my man?
Can we get by?
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110. We are here to ask
for the Snyder cut
of our 365th episode.
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111. Oh. Sorry, I can't let
you guys in.
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112. I promised Zack
I'd be his...
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113. Watchman!
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114. Cool! Nite Owl!
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115. That's right. Now I'm going
to need you kids to go home.
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116. But we came all this way.
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117. Let me speak to this guy
owl-to-owl.
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118. Uh, no.
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119. No, no.
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120. No, not if you buy me
lunch, either.
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121. Listen, pal, I am not
letting you guys in.
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122. Aw, man! There's no getting
past this guy.
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123. I've got an idea.
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124. Look, there goes Aquaman.
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125. - Where?
- Right over there, Patrick!
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126. Call me...
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127. Ocean Master.
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128. The throne is mine, Aquaman!
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129. Two-ninety-eight.
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130. Two-ninety-nine...
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131. Three hundred!
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132. Whew! That felt good.
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133. Zack Snyder!
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134. A gym in your office?
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135. Pretty cool, man.
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136. Thanks, guys.
Teen Titans, right?
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137. He knows who's we is.
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138. Zack. May I call you Zack?
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139. It's the 365th episode
of our show,
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140. and we want the best
for our fans.
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141. We'd like you to give us
the Snyder cut.
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142. Hmm. Hmm.
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143. Sounds interesting.
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144. Really?
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145. You have the interest?
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146. Sure. What did
you have in mind?
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147. I could give you
the epic period piece look.
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148. Or the dark and broody style.
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149. Or the post-apocalyptic cut.
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150. Whatever you think
would work best.
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151. Yeah, man, we love your style.
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152. You love my style?
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153. Awesome. Well, I can
definitely give you that.
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154. All right. Now sit down.
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155. Relax and let me work my magic.
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156. Oh, man. This is gonna
be epic!
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157. Let's go wild on these fools!
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158. Titans, go!
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159. Where did the rain come from?
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160. Who cares? The rain makes this
battle look way more epic!
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161. Tell me, Darkseid.
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162. Do you bruise easily?
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163. Robin! Wake up, Robin.
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164. Wake up!
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165. I'm done. I'm done
with the Snyder cut.
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166. I was just
dreaming about that.
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167. Well, you're not
dreaming anymore.
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168. In fact, I gave you
all Snyder cuts.
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169. What? No, we didn't want
your haircut.
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170. We wanted you to direct
our 365th episode!
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171. I would, you see,
but it's already over.
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172. Can you not fix it
in the post of the production?
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173. Sorry, Titans. Truth is,
it's just not salvageable.
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174. We're not getting
the Snyder cut.
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175. Look on the bright side, Robin.
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176. We may not have gotten
an A-list Hollywood director,
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177. but at least now
we all look like one.
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178. Booyah!
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