1. Crime alert!
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2. It appears someone
has broken into
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3. the music library
at Warner Bros. Studios.
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4. Oh, look, the tiny grandma.
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5. That's no grandma.
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6. That's crazed composer
Ludwig Von Sournote.
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7. Guten Tag, Titans.
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8. Oh, and it's Lud-wich,
actually, yes.
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9. It's like the "John"
of Germany.
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10. Cut the formalities, Ludwig,
and tell us what you're after.
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11. So, you want to get down
to the gritty-nitty?
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12. Very well.
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13. I am after the Telepix machine.
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14. Tele-what, now?
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15. Telepix machine.
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16. You know, the machine
that provides the score
for your show?
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17. So, that machine keeps score?
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18. Well, in that case,
I shall go for the extra point.
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19. It's good.
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20. No, Titans.
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21. The score is the music
that accompanies
a television show or a film
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22. to enhance
the emotional impact
of a scene.
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23. Yes, the score can make
a scene feel scary,
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24. - dramatic...
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25. - ... sad...
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26. - ... or even romantic.
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27. Which is why
it is so very crucial
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28. to the storytelling process.
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29. Oh, give us the break.
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30. Don't nobody care
about the score.
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31. In fact, it's so unimportant
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32. that our storyboarders
handle it.
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33. Which is precisely my problem.
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34. I am being put out of a job
because your storyboarders
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35. get their music
from this cursed machine.
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36. Entertainment.
It is a tough industry.
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37. You're telling me?
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38. Do you know
how difficult it is
to be a composer?
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39. No, but I have a feeling
you're about to tell us.
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40. You spend all your time
making music demonstrations
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41. and working on spec
to land a gig
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42. only to lose it
to this glorified MP3 player.
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43. Well, not anymore.
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44. I am pulling the plug
on this machine.
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45. Now, your show will be forced
to use my score.
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46. Ooh.
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47. Who cares?
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48. There's no value in a score.
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49. Yes, there is,
you obtuse, little man.
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50. Well, I am going to
prove it to you
by using my musical magic.
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51. The good luck with that.
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52. We ain'ts worried
about no score, fool.
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53. You will be.
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54. - Whatever.
- Now who's up for a snack?
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55. Oh, yeah.
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56. When did the kitchen become
so terrifying?
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57. It sure does seem
a whole lot scarier.
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58. It is giving me the heebies
as well as the jeebies.
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59. And all the hairs
be standing up
on the backs of my neck, yo.
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60. There's nothing scary
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61. about this kitchen.
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62. Ludwig is just using his score
to make us feel nervous.
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63. I'm not too sure about that.
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64. Relax. I'm just getting
a bagel.
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65. And now, I'm slicing my bagel.
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66. Be the careful, Cyborg.
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67. I have the feeling
that something terrible
might happen.
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68. There's only one way
to find out.
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69. I can'ts look.
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70. Ow. What'd you do that for?
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71. You scared me.
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72. I just wanted some butter
for my bagel!
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73. Well, all this tension
has made me lose my appetite.
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74. - Me too, bro.
- The indeed.
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75. Let's get out of here.
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76. Being in that kitchen
really put me on edge.
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77. My heart is still doing
of the racing.
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78. Then why don't you all
calm down
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79. by watching some TV?
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80. Great idea, bro.
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81. Listen, mama, we need to talk.
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82. About what?
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83. You know what this is about.
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84. You just stole my spot.
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85. Well, I don't see
your name on it.
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86. My name ain'ts gotta be on it,
'cause my body is already
grooved into the couch.
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87. So groove your body
someplace else.
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88. It ain't that simple!
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89. It takes years to develop
that perfect body groove.
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90. And I can'ts deal with
that kind of commitment.
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91. You can't deal with
any kind of commitment.
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92. Oh, so that's what
this is about.
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93. You wanted to sit here
so you could make me jealous
with your new boyfriend!
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94. I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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95. I don't have a boyfriend.
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96. Oh, really?
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97. Then who's this?
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98. The Aqualad?
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99. Oh, man, this is getting good.
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100. That's right, mama.
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101. I know all about
the two of you,
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102. and your secret trip
to the Bahamas.
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103. We didn't go to the Bahamas
because we're in love,
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104. we went because Aqualad
needs an operation!
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105. What kind of operation?
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106. He needs a butt transplant.
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107. A butt transplant?
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108. Oh, no,
that sounds serious, yo!
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109. I'm afraid it is.
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110. Well, here, he can have mine.
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111. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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112. No one is in need
of a butt transplant.
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113. Are you the sure
about that, Robin?
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114. Yes, I'm sure.
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115. Raven and Beast Boy
are just getting caught up
in the score again.
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116. Now, get lost, Aqualad.
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117. Well, that certainly
was exciting.
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118. Now, can we please
just watch some TV?
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119. That's weird.
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120. It's not working.
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121. Oh, no.
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122. It appears the batteries
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123. have died.
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124. Oh, come on, Star.
You can't be that upset.
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125. Do not tell me
how I should feel, Robin!
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126. Okay, okay. But they're
just a pair of batteries.
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127. No, they were our batteries.
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128. And they deserve
the proper burial.
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129. The dearly beloved,
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130. we are gathered here today
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131. to honor the memory
of our friends,
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132. the batteries.
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133. I remember the day
we purchased them.
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134. They were so full of the life.
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135. And they put a lot of
the energy into
keeping us happy,
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136. even though
it left them drained.
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137. And while they may have
only been the AA batteries,
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138. to me, they will
always be the AAA.
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139. That...
That was beautiful, Star.
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140. It's just not fair.
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141. Oh, why couldn't they
have been rechargeable? Why?
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142. You guys
are all acting ridiculous.
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143. We can't help it!
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144. Well, there's no way
some stupid score
is going to affect my emotions.
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145. Now, to enjoy
this delicious bagel.
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146. It's got
such an intoxicating aroma.
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147. Oh, and would you
look at those curves?
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148. Uh-oh, I think somebody's
fallen in love.
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149. You've got that right.
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150. We've got so much in common.
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151. We rise early in the morning,
our favorite meal is brunch,
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152. and we're both
incredibly plain.
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153. Bagel...
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154. will you marry me?
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155. I'll take that as a yes!
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156. I now pronounce you
man and bagel.
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157. Robin, you may kiss the bread.
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158. Who did this?
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159. Oh, sorry, bro.
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160. Being around
all this breakfast food
made me hungry.
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161. Then you can eat my fist!
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162. Calm down, dude.
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163. You're overreacting.
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164. You're right.
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165. I'm not in love
with this bagel.
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166. My emotions just got
caught up in the score.
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167. Perhaps there is more
to this score
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168. than we originally thought.
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169. I guess that Ludwig dude
was right, yo.
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170. Which is why
we need to stop him
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171. from using it to manipulate us.
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172. Titans, go!
To Warner Bros. Studios!
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173. Listen up, Ludwig.
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174. Wait!
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175. Before you say anything,
let me guess, please.
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176. I love the guessing games.
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177. Okay. You are here
to tell me how much
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178. you have been enjoying
my score.
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179. Yes? Am I close?
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180. No.
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181. We are here to shut you down.
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182. Now release
the Telepix machine.
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183. Never!
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184. Fine. Then I guess
we'll just do this
the hard way.
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185. Ooh, it looks like
we are gearing up
for a fight sequence,
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186. and I have
the perfect action score
in mind.
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187. Percussion!
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188. Brass!
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189. Strings!
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190. Titans, go!
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191. These drums is really powerful.
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192. The strings are too nimble.
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193. These horns know how to stab.
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194. Oh, ow!
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195. These woodwinds
pack a punch.
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196. And this bombastic bass
is blowing me away.
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197. Now, give up, Titans!
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198. You cannot defeat
my musical might.
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199. He's right. His score is just
way too awesome!
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200. Do you really mean that?
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201. Of course we the do.
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202. Today, you demonstrated
to all of us
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203. just how powerful
your score can truly be.
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204. So, does this mean
you're going to keep using
my score?
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205. Oh, no, no, no.
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206. We don't have the budget
for that kind of thing.
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207. But we do know someone that has
plenty of money for your score.
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208. Thank you
for your help, Titans.
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209. Now, consider this score settled.
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