1. It's over, Brain.
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2. You're too late, Titans.
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3. You have no hope of defeating
my new evil super suit!
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4. Another super suit?
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5. Like we have not seen
the that before.
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6. Titans, go.
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7. Oh, no! The Teen Titans!
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8. Hold up.
Didn't they
already rob this bank?
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9. Heres we goes again.
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10. Control Freak?
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11. - Nope.
- Been the there, done the that.
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12. Us tired of fighting
these fools.
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13. We need some new villains, yo.
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14. We do seem
to be stuck in a rut.
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15. But where do we find
new villains?
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16. Ooh, we could cause an accident
at the chemical plant
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17. and hope it mutates someone
into a vengeful fiend.
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18. No, that never works.
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19. Believe me, I've tried.
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20. I know how we can find
some new villains!
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21. How about we advertise?
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22. Great idea, Cyborg.
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23. I am sure
we can attract all kinds
of dangerous criminals
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24. with a commercial.
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25. Attention, all villains.
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26. Are you tired
of Batman kicking your booty?
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27. Is your career in crime
getting you nowhere?
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28. Then apply to become
the next enemy
of the Teen Titans.
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29. Our experienced team
of superheroes can help you go
from being a villain
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30. to a super villain
in a matter of weeks.
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31. Plus our peaceful home
of Jump City,
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32. is the perfect place
to start your reign of terror.
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33. So what are you waiting for?
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34. Get on the phone
and apply today!
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35. Okay.
Looks like we've got
a great prospect of villains.
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36. Welcome, and thank you
for coming out.
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37. My pleasure.
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38. Glad to be here.
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39. I hope today
is the start of a long,
destructive relationship.
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40. Let's get the ball rolling.
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41. Please introduce yourselves.
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42. I am Folding Paper Man,
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43. before whom the world
will soon tremble.
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44. Positive attitude. I like that.
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45. So, what superheroes have you
worked with in the past?
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46. I have used my amazing
folding paper powers
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47. to battle none other
than the Justice League.
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48. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
And how did that
work out for you?
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49. Great!
Until they crumpled me up
and threw me in a trash can.
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50. How the typical.
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51. Mm-mm.
Them fools fight dirty, yo.
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52. We would never do that to you.
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53. So, what evil schemes
are you coming off of?
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54. None recently, but I'm...
I'm anxious to get back
into villainy.
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55. I went straight for a while
and took a job
at a scissors factory,
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56. but I wasn't...
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57. cut out for it.
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58. - Too much?
- Not at all.
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59. Punning is
an excellent villain asset.
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60. Thank you.
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61. Good morning.
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62. I'm Bootface.
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63. I've mostly worked
with Batman who, uh,
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64. left an imprint
of his boot on my face.
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65. So where do you sees yourself
in five years, bro?
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66. Uh, mainly continuing
to work through the trauma
of having a boot print
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67. on my face!
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68. Interesting. Yeah.
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69. I see you've brought
a weapon to show us.
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70. Yes. I keep this on me
at all times
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71. 'cause you never know
when someone might try
to stop you with their boot.
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72. Right?
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73. Oh! So you've got
a paranoid obsession.
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74. Okay, okay.
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75. We like that in a villain.
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76. Thank you.
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77. And you, sir?
Please introduce yourself.
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78. Hi. Uh...
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79. I'm 50% Chad.
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80. Whoa! Check this dude out.
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81. Are you even from
the DC universe?
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82. I've mostly fought
the Doom Patrol.
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83. At least I think I have.
I've never actually met them
face to face.
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84. Because, as you can see,
I have no face.
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85. So to answer your question, maybe.
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86. And are you available to be
the full-time villain?
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87. No.
Part-time only.
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88. There's a half a chance
I won't even show up
to fight you.
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89. And I understand
if you're not okay with that,
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90. because I only half care.
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91. Great.
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92. Would you guys excuse us
while we talk it over?
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93. I love Chad.
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94. He's so quirky
and unpredictable.
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95. Plus, he's only interested
in part-time,
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96. so we wouldn't have to
fight him every week.
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97. True. But the others
have gimmicks that
might be fun to battle.
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98. I says we make them duke it out
right here and hire the winner.
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99. It would be the helpful
to see them in the action.
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100. I have an idea.
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101. Well, you guys have
made it hard to choose.
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102. So we'd like you to commit
a few crimes
to help us determine
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103. if we wanna fight you
on a long term basis.
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104. Sounds good.
I like half that idea.
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105. I would relish
the chance to reveal my power.
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106. Great. Then show us
what you got.
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107. And may the worst villain win!
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108. Crime alert.
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109. Already?
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110. Wow. These new villains
are really out to prove
they can ruin our lives.
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111. Ooh, so which one is it?
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112. Folding Paper Man.
And he's terrorizing
the citizens of Jump City.
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113. Titans, go!
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114. Paper plates.
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115. Paper pinatas.
Paper wrapping paper.
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116. So much wasted paper.
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117. What do you people think?
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118. Paper grows on trees?
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119. The party's over,
Folding Paper Man.
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120. Teen Titans!
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121. I was wondering
when you'd show up.
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122. So what have you got
for us today?
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123. Prepare to face
my amazing power of...
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124. Origami.
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125. Hey, that tickles.
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126. You seem impervious
to my air attack.
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127. But can you face the terror
of my mighty warship?
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128. This is the disappointing.
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129. Can't you turn yourself
into a cool crane or something?
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130. No. Doing origami
on my body
is really hard.
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131. I can only fold
in half seven times.
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132. See?
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133. That's six.
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134. Seven.
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135. It hurts.
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136. Thank you,
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137. Folding Paper Man.
We'll let you know.
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138. It's Bootface.
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139. Titans, go!
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140. The bubblegum?
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141. Aw, mans.
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142. Getting stuck in gum
is the worst.
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143. What kind of a jerk leaves
this much bubblegum
in the middle of the road?
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144. I'm that jerk.
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145. And I'm gonna cover
this entire city in gum.
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146. So no one can kick me
with their boots ever again.
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147. We won't let you
get away with it.
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148. Go ahead and try.
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149. You're stuck!
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150. You can't kick me.
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151. No, but we can punch you
in your boot face.
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152. Oh!
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153. So do I get the job?
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154. Ooh, we'll let you know.
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155. So far,
I have not been impressed
with any of these new villains.
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156. No, me neither, yo.
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157. Oh!
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158. I bet that explosion
was caused by the 50% Chad.
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159. And with any luck,
he'll have something
terrible in store for us.
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160. Oh no. 50% Chad is destroying
half of the city.
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161. I was
going to destroy
the whole city,
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162. but I only finish
half of what I start.
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163. That's okay, 50% Chad.
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164. Now show us what you've got.
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165. Agh! Help!
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166. He's got me in a half nelson!
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167. Half a pair
of the wretched socks.
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168. Ugh!
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169. Let me at him!
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170. He's doing the half step.
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171. Can't resist, must join in.
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172. Agh!
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173. Agh!
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174. He clawed up half my body!
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175. Agh!
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176. Wait, wait!
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177. I think we've seen enough,
right, Titans?
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178. You know it.
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179. That fight was crazy.
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180. And totally unexpected.
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181. I thinks we found our man.
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182. Or at the very least,
half of our man.
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183. Then from this day forward,
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184. 50% Chad is an official villain
of the Teen Titans!
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185. Wow,
thanks, broskis.
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186. I hope today
is the start of a long,
destructive relationship.
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187. Us too, Fiddy.
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188. Us too.
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189. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You're going with him,
instead of one of us?
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190. That is so insulting.
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191. Ooh, sorry fellas.
We just think going forward,
Chad's a better fit.
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192. But I just upgraded
my weaponry.
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193. And I spent all day
practicing my origami.
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194. Ooh, we're sorry, guys.
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195. But we only have room
in our schedule to fight
one new villain.
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196. We hope you the understand.
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197. Yeah. Maybe you'll have
better luck next time.
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198. There ain't gonna be
a next time.
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199. Yeah. Because we're gonna
destroy you right here,
and now.
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200. Run!
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201. Not so fast!
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202. Quicksand?
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203. Wow. You guys really upped
your villain game.
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204. Perhaps we were
the wrong about you.
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205. Yeah, yeah.
Give us a chance
to reconsider, yo.
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206. No. It's too late for that.
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207. Too late for you.
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208. Forget it, broskis.
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209. If anyone's destroying
the Titans, it's me.
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210. Aw!
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211. I'm giving you
the boot, Bootface.
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212. I'm gonna slice you in half.
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213. You want to talk half?
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214. One, two, three, four, five,
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215. six, seven, eight.
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216. Ah! My back.
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217. He did it.
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218. Ooh the whoo!
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219. Thanks for saving us, 50% Chad.
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220. Don't mention it, broskis.
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221. You da man!
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222. He may be only 50% Chad,
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223. but he is a 100% awesome.
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