1. Hello, Titans.
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2. Control Freak!
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3. What do you want,
you insufferable insult dealer?
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4. Actually, I have something nice
to say to you.
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5. What?
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6. I finally figured out
what I like about your show.
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7. Ooh, ooh, is it me?
Am I the something?
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8. I bet it's me. I'm hilarious.
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9. Uh, no, it's the commercials,
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10. which are the only good thing
about your awful show.
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11. That's not nice at all.
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12. Well, your show isn't nice.
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13. Watching it is pure torture.
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14. So now I'm going to torture you
by adding more commercials.
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15. You would not the dare.
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16. Stick around
and find out.
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17. No.
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18. We'll be right back!
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19. Start your day off right
with Soggy Titans,
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20. made with real
marshmallow superheroes.
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21. Control Freak put us
in a cereal commercial?
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22. Mmm. We taste pretty good, yo.
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23. Milk!
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24. - It's soy.
- Look, they expand.
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25. - We are absorbing the milk.
- And getting all soggy.
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26. But the best part about
Soggy Titans is the taste.
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27. Move!
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28. And don't forget,
every box of Soggy Titans
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29. comes with a special prize.
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30. A live scorpion?
What's wrong with you?
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31. Soggy Titans
is an unhealthy part
of an incomplete breakfast.
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32. - Whoa! We're back!
- Thank the goodness.
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33. That is not how I like
to start off my day.
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34. We have to stop Control Freak
before he tortures us
with more commercials.
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35. Look. His signal is coming
from Broadcast Bluff.
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36. Titans, go!
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37. Ugh.
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38. Hope we can stop Control Freak
before he puts us in
another commercial.
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39. Well, according to the laws
of television,
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40. our show can only cut to
commercial after a cliffhanger.
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41. So, as long as we avoid them,
we should be fine.
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42. But what is the cliffhanger?
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43. It's a moment of suspense
that triggers
a commercial break.
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44. Likes if we was about to get
into a car accident?
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45. Likes we is now?
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46. We'll be right back!
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47. Commercial hydraulics,
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48. a heavy-duty chassis
and a comfortable ride.
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49. Please don't sit on me.
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50. This is the Cyborg series
lawn mower,
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51. and it's perfect
for mowing down
those pesky weeds.
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52. Run!
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53. But the Cy series lawn mower
doesn't just cut weeds.
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54. No, it also chops them
into fertilizer.
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55. So get your Cyborg series
lawn mower today,
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56. because this baby can do
all kinds of dirty work.
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57. Before the break,
the Titans were on their way
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58. to Broadcast Bluff
when things took a wrong turn.
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59. We already
established this, dude.
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60. We do not need a recap.
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61. Fine. We're back.
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62. We survived!
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63. Follow me, Titans.
Broadcast Bluff is this way.
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64. We need to get to the top
so we can shut down
Control Freak's signal.
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65. But remember,
avoid cliffhangers.
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66. How's we supposed to do that
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67. when we's literally
surrounded by cliffs?
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68. Just focus on your balance.
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69. Like so.
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70. Help! I can't hold on
much longer.
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71. We'll be right back!
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72. Look out.
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73. The mountain's under attack
by the evil Titans.
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74. We ain't attacking
no mountain.
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75. And who are you calling evil?
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76. Freak Action Team is on it.
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77. Slime Freaker,
reporting for duty.
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78. Ugh! He slimed us!
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79. Feel the wrath
of my spring-loaded kick.
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80. I think you broke something.
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81. Activate secret Freak-quarters.
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82. Okay, okay, we surrender.
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83. Please, there is no more need
for the violence.
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84. We got 'em!
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85. Freak Action Team figures
each sold separately
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86. Kids, bug your parents
until they buy you
the whole set.
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87. Out of the commercial,
but still not out of danger.
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88. Hold on!
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89. Thanks, Raven. That was close.
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90. We've got to do a better job
of avoiding cliffhangers.
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91. Then perhaps we should do
the slowing of the down.
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92. Yeah. It ain't like them
cliffhangers be coming
after us.
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93. Oh, I wouldn't be too sure
about that.
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94. We'll be right back!
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95. Freaky Jeeves Burger Factory.
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96. Crazy fun with crazy clay.
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97. Now you can make a snack
at Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.
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98. We start with the bun.
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99. This toy is evil!
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100. Then we make the patty.
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101. Someone shut this
factory down!
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102. We need some tomato.
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103. No, no, hold the tomato!
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104. And don't forget the lettuce.
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105. Oh, my leavsies!
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106. I'll take a side of fries
with that.
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107. I prefer my fries
in the waffle form.
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108. Now, it's time to feed
Freaky Jeeves.
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109. The Freaky Jeeves
Burger Factory.
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110. Batteries not included
because the toy company's
too cheap.
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111. Ow! Ow!
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112. Ooh!
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113. Quick, Titans.
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114. We can lose the wolves
by climbing up these rocks.
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115. Oh, no! It's a rockslide!
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116. We'll be right back!
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117. When it comes to laundry,
there's soft...
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118. and then there's
Silkie Super Soft...
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119. because Silkie Super Soft
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120. is the only fabric softener
made from Silkie's
all-natural saliva.
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121. Just pour it on your laundry.
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122. No!
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123. And voila! Your clothes
leave the dryer feeling
Silkie Super Soft.
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124. And no static cling
makes folding a breeze.
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125. Silkie Super Soft.
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126. Find it wherever mutant larvae
are sold.
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127. Look out!
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128. Phew! We made it!
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129. Come on, it's time to shut
Control Freak down.
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130. Well, hey there, Titans.
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131. Have you been enjoying
your new commercials?
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132. I know I have.
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133. Your career in advertising
is over, Control Freak.
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134. We're putting an end
to your twisted little game.
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135. Ooh, a final showdown,
the perfect cliffhanger
for another commercial break.
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136. Only this time, you won't be
returning to your regularly
scheduled program.
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137. That may be,
but we're in control now.
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138. We's be right back!
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139. Ha, ha, ha!
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140. It's the sale of the century!
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141. Control Freak is going
out of business.
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142. Everything must go...
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143. including him.
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144. We's slashing prices.
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145. And blowing up the inventory.
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146. It is the sale
of the total liquidation.
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147. Blech! So gross.
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148. We did it.
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149. We no longer have to suffer
the torture of the commercials.
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150. Best of all, we don't have
to worry about anymore
dumb cliffhangers.
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151. We'll be right back!
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