1. Whoa, it's Booster Gold!
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2. That's right, Titans.
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3. It is I,
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4. Booster Gold!
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5. I come from the future
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6. and I'm here to warn you
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7. of your terrible fate.
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8. Oh, nos! We's has
a terrible fate?
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9. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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10. I've never heard of
Booster Gold.
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11. Sounds like
a made-up name.
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12. How do we know this guy's
really from the future?
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13. Well, Robin, if I didn't have
advanced perception
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14. of exactly how the time
continuum will unfold,
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15. then how would I know
you're about to...
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16. - break your ankle?
- Aah!
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17. Wow!
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18. How could he
possibly have known
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19. that was going to happen?
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20. Because I'm from the future.
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21. And you're wasting
precious time.
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22. There's only one way
to avoid your terrible fate.
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23. Tell us, tell us!
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24. Eh, I'm going to need 50 bucks.
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25. Fifty bucks?
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26. How could that possibly
have anything to do
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27. with preventing
our terrible fate?
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28. Robin, it's absolutely imperative
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29. that you give me 50 bucks.
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30. Or you'll end up
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31. with a fractured rib.
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32. His knowledge of future events
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33. continues to be the spot-on.
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34. Now, I'm also gonna need
your TV, your couch,
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35. refrigerator, DVD collection, microwave
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36. and that rug.
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37. Nicely done.
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38. That ought to change
the timeline
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39. just enough for you
to avoid that
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40. terrible fate.
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41. What is this
terrible fate anyway,
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42. Mr. "I'm From The Future"?
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43. Well, if you must know,
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44. in the future, Robin here
becomes an evil villain
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45. and destroys the world
as we know it.
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46. Anyway, gotta go. Ta-ta.
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47. Get him!
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48. What? No!
He was obviously lying.
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49. Hey, folks,
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50. bring your
most interesting valuables
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51. and have them
expertly appraised
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52. by your host,
the renowned Sticky Joe.
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53. Howdy.
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54. I purchased this
at the little garage sale.
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55. It is in the beautiful condition,
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56. but I do not know of its value.
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57. Hmm.
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58. Howdy.
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59. Oh, my!
I am the rich, the rich!
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60. Oh!
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61. Presenting Judge Silkie
in Grub Justice.
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62. Case number 121.
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63. The plaintiff claims that in
spite of numerous warnings,
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64. the defendant continues to use
her personal toothbrush.
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65. That is the correct,
Your Honor.
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66. And I have
the evidence to prove it.
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67. Gross!
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68. Oh, that's gross!
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69. What's the big deal?
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70. I put it back.
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71. And that's not all, Your Honor.
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72. This nasty dude
has been using my soap
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73. and getting his filthy hair
all over the bar.
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74. Check it.
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75. Oh, come on.
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76. Nothing wrong with a little
gorilla booty hair.
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77. That's nothing compared
to what I've been through.
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78. Just look at this appalling act
that I caught on camera.
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79. That was still
a perfectly edible sandwich!
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80. The defendant is sentenced
to 50 licks.
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81. Aah!
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82. Ugh, gross.
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83. This very delicate doily
has been handed down
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84. from my great-great-grandmama,
to my great-grandmama,
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85. to my grandpappy,
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86. all the way down to me.
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87. It's got a lot
of sentimental value.
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88. I would never want
to part with it,
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89. but, you know,
I just was curious
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90. as to what its value might be.
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91. Howdy.
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92. Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
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93. I'm selling that raggedy
old napkin
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94. and buying me a boat!
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95. I'm rich, so rich!
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96. No!
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97. Attention, Mama!
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98. You, there.
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99. Please be aware of the gap
between the cushions.
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100. They can separate and create
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101. a very harmful situation.
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102. Repeat.
That is a restricted area.
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103. If you do not cooperate,
I will have to close the couch
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104. until further notice.
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105. That was
for your own safety, Mama.
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106. Sir!
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107. Please chew slower, sir.
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108. Sir!
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109. I present to you,
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110. The Good Caterpillar, issue 1.
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111. Initial print run,
mint condition.
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112. It's got to be
worth a fortune, right?
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113. Oh, howdy.
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114. Whoo-hoo!
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115. Yes! I'm rich!
In your face, Bruce Wayne.
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116. I don't need your
allowance anymore. Ha-ha!
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117. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?
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118. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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119. No!
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120. I've seen enough,
I'm outta here.
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121. Time to go!
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122. Hippity hoppity,
plippity, ploppity.
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123. Splishity, splashity,
mishity, mashity.
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124. Yo, the sun
was shining on Jump City.
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125. It was so nice,
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126. I decided to hit the streets.
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127. But after walking for miles,
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128. my fancy gators was killing me.
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129. So I hit up the shoe shop,
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130. and got me some sick kicks.
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131. But the shop owner charged me
an arm and a leg.
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132. The guy was a total clown.
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133. So, I split.
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134. Then I hooked up with Cy.
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135. That dude is my homey.
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136. Boo-yah.
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137. We hit the gym and got swole.
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138. We was looking fire.
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139. Then we got a crime alert,
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140. but you know how we roll.
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141. We'd rather go home and chill.
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142. And keep it real low-key.
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143. But then, Robin
showed up all salty.
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144. The dude is a total
wet blanket.
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145. So we ghosted that fool.
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146. Overall, it was
a pretty fly day.
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147. I guess you could say
I totally nailed it.
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148. And that's why
they call me the GOAT.
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