1. Friends, I have
the most wonderful of news.
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2. I am going to become the rich.
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3. No way, mama!
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4. - What happened?
- Did you win the Lotto?
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5. Or a check from a rich uncle
or something?
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6. No. A foreign prince
e-mailed me an offer
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7. to share his vast fortune
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8. in exchange
for the nominal fee.
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9. Oh, you got
one of those e-mails?
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10. You should just
delete it, Star.
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11. I don't think doing business
with a foreign prince
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12. is a good idea.
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13. But it is the too late.
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14. I have already sent him
the money.
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15. You what?
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16. How much money
is we talking about?
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17. My entire life savings.
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18. You sent your entire
life savings to a stranger?
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19. On the Internet?
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20. He is not a stranger.
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21. He is the prince.
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22. And together
we shall use our money
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23. to open a store called
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24. Starfire's Scoops.
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25. So... you and this prince
are going to sell ice cream?
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26. No, that would be the boring.
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27. Our store will sell only
of the ice cream scoops
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28. and there
my gallant prince and I
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29. shall live the happily
ever the after.
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30. Well, I hate to burst
your bubble, Star,
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31. but I don't think
you're dealing
with a Prince Charming.
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32. You's dealing
with a scam artist, girl.
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33. I do not understand.
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34. What is the scam artist?
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35. A scam artist is a person
who intentionally deceives you
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36. into giving them
an unfair gain.
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37. You see, the true purpose
of that e-mail
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38. was to trick you
into giving your money
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39. to someone who has no intention
of ever paying you back.
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40. So I shall not
be opening the store?
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41. I'm afraid not.
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42. You just lost
all your money, girl.
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43. I cannot believe
I was so easily deceived.
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44. Oh, when I find out
who did this,
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45. I shall make them regret
they were ever the born!
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46. Then pull up that e-mail
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47. and maybe we can help you
figure it out.
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48. This e-mail says
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49. it's from a Prince J. Reko
at AC.
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50. J. Reko?
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51. Hmm. That's it!
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52. What's it, bro?
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53. This e-mail was sent
by a prince, all right.
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54. The clown prince of crime.
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55. The Joker!
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56. Yes, and AC must stand
for Axis Chemicals.
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57. So it was that dirty clown
who stole Starfire's money.
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58. We must get it back from him.
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59. How's we gonna do that?
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60. The Joker be the greatest
scam artist of all times.
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61. Which is why
we're going to become
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62. even greater scam artists,
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63. so we can beat him
at his own game.
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64. But, friends,
I do not know the first thing
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65. about becoming
the artist of the scams.
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66. That's okay. We'll teach you.
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67. Yeah, we knows how to act
all shady and whatnots.
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68. Now, let's hit up
Axis Chemicals
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69. and pay the Joker
a little visit.
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70. To the T-car!
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71. No, no.
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72. Scam artists use only
one mode of transportation:
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73. a cheap convertible.
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74. Whoa. Check this place out.
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75. It's built like a fortress,
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76. and it appears the gate
requires the password.
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77. Not a problem.
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78. We can get that password
by using a phishing scam.
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79. Joy! How I love the fishing.
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80. No, mama.
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81. This scam ain't got
nothing to do with no fishes.
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82. It's a trick scam artists use
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83. to obtain
sensitive information,
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84. by disguising themselves
as a trustworthy entity.
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85. Which is why's
we's gonna get that password
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86. by impersonating the Joker.
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87. And wait till
they get a load of me.
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88. Nice Nicholson, yo.
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89. Security. What do you want?
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90. My face on the $1 bill.
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91. Yo, yo, let me try
my Heath Ledger.
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92. Who is this?
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93. Who am I?
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94. I'm an agent of chaos.
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95. Whoa. It's you, Joker.
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96. I'm so sorry I questioned you.
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97. Relax.
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98. Why so serious?
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99. Well, I just don't want you
to fire me.
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100. Oh, my, I'm not gonna fire ya.
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101. I'm just gonna hurt ya.
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102. Really, really bad.
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103. Wait a second.
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104. This isn't the Joker.
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105. What do you think
you're doing, bro?
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106. Duh, Jared Leto.
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107. Jared Leto?
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108. You can't just put on some
tattoos and some fake teeth
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109. and make me think that you
some kind of crazy person.
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110. The no one is buying it.
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111. Your impression
is horrible, Robin.
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112. I'm sending down some men.
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113. Great. Now I's got
to convince these fools
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114. I's the Joker by doing
my best Mark Hamill.
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115. Listen, you numbskull.
This is the Joker.
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116. And if you don't give me
the password
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117. to this gate right now,
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118. I'm going to hunt you down
and feed you to my hyenas!
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119. Understood, sir.
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120. The password is jinglebellsbatmansmells1939.
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121. It worked!
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122. See, mama, easy peasy.
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123. Ah! Oh, mans, more security!
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124. I know how we can get
past those guards.
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125. We can use the old
pig in a poke scam.
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126. The scam involves the poking?
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127. No, Star. It involves cats.
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128. The kitties!
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129. I knew you'd be excited.
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130. Now watch and learn.
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131. Salutation, gentlemen.
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132. Would either of you
care for a Coney,
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133. a Red Hot, a Bow Wow,
if you will?
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134. I'm offering you a link,
a wienerwurst,
a frank-n-furter.
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135. Look, you want
a hot dog or not?
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136. Splendid.
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137. Then I shall bag
some up for you
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138. faster than you can say,
"Herbert Hoover
was a charlatan."
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139. Here you are, my good men.
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140. Nice work, friend Raven.
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141. Now, let's get a move on.
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142. It should be
clear sailing from here.
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143. You were saying, dude?
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144. How are we going to get past
all of these henchmen?
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145. By using
the biggest scam of all,
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146. a financial planning seminar.
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147. Hey there, folks.
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148. Are you tired of working
the same old job?
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149. Do you wish you could be
your own boss?
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150. Well, guess what? You can.
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151. Hi. My name is Robin
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152. and I went from working
in the circus to being
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153. the rich, super hunk
you see before you.
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154. How did I do it, you ask?
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155. Well, it didn't
happen overnight.
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156. It took me years to develop
my specialized program
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157. that can help you
achieve your dreams
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158. of financial success.
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159. Don't believe me?
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160. Here's what some of my
celebrity clients had to say.
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161. When it comes
to financial advice,
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162. Robin is a Superman.
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163. His program works.
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164. I'm Batman.
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165. Robin is truly
a financial wonder.
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166. Plus, he's so dreamy
and super cool.
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167. So what are you waiting for?
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168. Take control of your future
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169. and sign up
for my program today.
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170. But I'll warn you.
Space is limited.
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171. Limited? Get out of my way.
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172. Hello, Joker.
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173. Robin, so good
to see you, my boy.
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174. It is?
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175. Of course!
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176. If you're here,
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177. my old pal Batman
must be close by.
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178. Where is that
crazy old bat brain?
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179. This has nothing
to do with Batman.
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180. I'm here on official
Teen Titans business.
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181. You must be joking.
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182. Do you have any idea
how busy I am?
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183. Listen, we know
you scammed Starfire
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184. by promising her that
you'd open a store together.
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185. Guilty as charged.
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186. So, give me back my money
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187. and we shall
get out of your hair.
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188. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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189. I already spent that money
on this facility.
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190. Why would you buy this dump?
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191. Well, I hate to ruin
a good punch line,
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192. but I'm using this place
to fill a giant whoopee cushion
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193. full of my patented
Joker toxin,
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194. and when it goes off,
it will be quite the gas.
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195. We need to scam the Joker
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196. out of succeeding
with his plan.
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197. Titans, go!
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198. I see terrible things
in your future
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199. if you don't stop
your evil ways.
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200. Nice try.
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201. Hey, brah, I think
you dropped your wallet.
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202. No, it's right here.
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203. Uncle, it's me.
Your long lost nephew.
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204. Please don't destroy the world.
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205. Okay. I won't.
Now put her there.
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206. No one can out-scam the Joker.
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207. Then we've got no choice.
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208. Titans, retreat!
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209. The ow. Oh, the ow!
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210. My body is riddled with
the aches and the pains.
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211. Nice going, Joker.
This is all your fault.
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212. My fault?
It was clearly an accident.
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213. Yes, an accident caused
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214. by the terrible upkeep
of this facility.
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215. Just look at this place, man.
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216. Dim lights, wet floors,
rusted guard rails.
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217. This plant is a liability.
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218. Sorry, I just bought it.
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219. I haven't had time
to bring it up to code.
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220. Well, it is too late
for the apologies.
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221. You shall be hearing
from my lawyer.
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222. Your lawyer?
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223. I can't deal with
a lawsuit right now.
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224. And it's going to mess up
all of my evil schemes.
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225. Please reconsider.
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226. I'll do anything
to make this up to you.
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227. - The anything?
- Yes, I swear.
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228. Very well, I would like
all of my money back.
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229. Here, take it.
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230. And for my pain
and the suffering,
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231. I would like
the deed to this facility.
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232. Forget it, I'm not going
to just hand this place over.
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233. Very well.
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234. Robin, what is the number
for our lawyer?
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235. Wait, wait.
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236. You drive such a hard bargain.
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237. Here.
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238. Now, we're all good, right?
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239. Not the quite.
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240. Tell your henchmen that
they now work for the me.
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241. My men? What's next?
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242. The clothes off my back?
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243. Yes, I shall be taking
those as well.
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244. There. Happy?
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245. Indeed!
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246. Hold the bat phone.
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247. So you were just faking
your injuries the whole time?
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248. That is correct.
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249. I can't believe I got scammed.
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250. Hey, kids.
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251. We're the Teen Titans
with an important message.
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252. We've all had
a lot of fun today
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253. pulling off scams.
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254. But in reality,
scams cost consumers
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255. and businesses like this
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256. billions of dollars
each year.
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257. Therefore,
if you encounter a scam,
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258. please tell a parent
or guardian.
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259. You don't wants
to get fooled, yo.
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260. Stay vigilant, kids.
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261. Now get to work,
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