1. You're going down, Mallah.
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2. Titans, show no mercy.
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3. Wasn't planning on it, bruh.
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4. Ha-ha!
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5. Hi-yah!
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6. You're finished, Mallah.
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7. But we're just getting
the warmed up.
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8. Excuse us.
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9. We would appreciate
a moment of your time.
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10. Who are you?
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11. I am S,
protector of public morals
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12. and champion of proper conduct.
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13. And I'm P, regulator of rules
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14. and defender of
delicate sensibilities.
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15. And together we are...
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16. Standards & Practices.
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17. S&P for short.
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18. Well, what do you want?
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19. We're kind of
in the middle of something.
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20. Your negative behavior is
giving superheroes everywhere
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21. a bad name.
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22. Superheroes are supposed to be
role models for kids,
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23. but your actions
are downright traumatizing.
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24. Fortunately, we're here
to help you clean up your act.
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25. Hey! I was going to bash
his skull with that.
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26. Sorry, but we don't want kids
imitating that behavior.
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27. You'll need to find
an alternate way
to defeat your enemy.
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28. I know. We can use these
to slice them to pieces.
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29. I'm afraid
that's too intense.
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30. I could throw
the feral kitty at him.
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31. That will literally not fly.
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32. Then I'll take him out
the good old-fashioned way.
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33. One flint missile
to the face, baby!
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34. Actually, that could work.
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35. But you can't shoot so close.
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36. If you could please just take
a few steps back.
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37. A few more.
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38. Keep going.
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39. Almost there.
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40. Perfect!
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41. He totally missed.
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42. This is ridiculous.
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43. I'll just use my staff.
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44. Great. One quick note, though.
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45. Please refrain from
direct contact.
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46. Why do
we have to follow these rules?
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47. We're just trying to help you
avoid backlash.
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48. So your show
doesn't get cancelled.
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49. Are you kidding?
Nobody would ever cancel us.
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50. Well, backlash can cancel
anything any time.
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51. Then how do we annihilate
our enemies
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52. if we are not permitted
to be the violent?
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53. You can still be violent,
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54. just make it more cartoony.
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55. What do you mean,
"more cartoony"?
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56. Silly and over the top.
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57. I'm not the creative one,
but let's just say you were
to hit him with a whale.
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58. That doesn't make any sense.
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59. But I like it!
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60. One humpback coming at you!
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61. I'm comfortable with this.
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62. This behavior is definitely
not imitable.
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63. It should be fine
for international audiences.
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64. Approval granted.
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65. This calls for the celebration.
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66. Actually, I'm not
entirely comfortable
with this dancing.
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67. What do you mean?
We're just shaking our booties.
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68. Yes, but your booties
are a little too pronounced.
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69. Oh, I know she didn't just
call my booty "pronounced."
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70. Again, we're just trying
to avoid backlash.
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71. Fine.
We'll skip the dancing
and take Mallah to jail.
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72. Ooh no, I'm afraid
that rope is too tight.
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73. Argh! He got away.
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74. But on the bright side,
you don't have to worry
about backlash.
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75. Whatever. Let's just go home.
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76. That's right. I got some
fresh pot of vegan chili
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77. waiting for us
back in the kitchen, y'all.
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78. You really outdid yourself
with this chili, Beastie.
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79. It really hits the spot.
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80. Something's different about it.
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81. Did use extra spice?
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82. Extra spice
and the extra beans.
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83. The extra beans indeed.
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84. Ahem. Sorry to interrupt.
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85. But we have a few concerns
regarding the bodily humor.
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86. Oh, you mean this?
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87. Or do you mean the this?
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88. The emission
of personal gas is offensive,
particularly to parents.
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89. But it's natural, yo.
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90. Beans, beans
they're good for your heart.
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91. The more you eat,
the more you... pfft!
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92. Pfft.
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93. The word you're about to say
cannot be aired.
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94. We can however
accept toot if that helps.
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95. Other acceptable options
include air biscuit,
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96. backdraft, booty bomb,
butt sneeze, hot wind,
putt putt, rump roar,
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97. trouser trumpet, under thunder
or a heiny hiccup.
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98. Those all sound way worse
than any other word,
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99. but whatever.
Toot toot, booty bomb it is.
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100. I... I don't feel so good.
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101. What else was in that chili?
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102. Oh, that's where my sock went.
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103. I think I'm going to be sick.
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104. The chunks
shall be blown momentarily.
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105. Actually, we request that
you refrain from vomiting.
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106. It's too gross and
would definitely result in...
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107. Backlash.
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108. What do you
expect us to do?
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109. Hold it in?
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110. Or you could do it off screen.
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111. This is impossible.
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112. We can't live up
to your high standards.
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113. And we can't be practicing
all your fancy practices.
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114. But proper conduct
should be in your nature.
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115. You are superheroes.
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116. No, we are
degenerate superheroes.
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117. It is what makes us appealing
to the younger demographics
of today.
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118. You'd have to change everything
about us to follow your rules.
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119. The way we look,
the way we act,
even the way we sound.
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120. Works for us.
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121. Suffering shock absorbers!
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122. What did you do to us?
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123. We transformed you
into the classic
Teen Titans of yesteryear.
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124. You will now be limited
to only wholesome behavior.
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125. A healthy lunch, anyone?
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126. Gosh, golly, gosh, golly, gee.
We will need much energy
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127. for the big fight today.
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128. Against Darkseid?
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129. No! Darkseid is too scary
for our audience.
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130. We will fight the cavities.
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131. Don't forget
those molars, Titans.
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132. Dazzling dentistry!
Our teeth are so clean.
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133. Speaking of clean,
let's go clean up the streets.
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134. Of crime?
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135. No, of litter.
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136. This is just the right
intensity level for children
of all ages.
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137. Don't cut yourself
on any broken bottles.
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138. Remember, safety first.
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139. You guys are doing great.
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140. Congratulations.
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141. We have zero notes.
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142. Our show is supposed
to be action and comedy,
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143. but now all we can do is
stand around and talk.
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144. I'm so tired of following
all these S&P's rules.
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145. I say we break
every last one of 'em.
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146. Please refrain from punching
each other in the face
like that.
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147. Oh no! Do not pee on that,
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148. and please
do not poop on it, too.
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149. We'd really appreciate it
if you could put your clothes
back on.
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150. We are concerned that your
actions are going to bring...
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151. backlash!
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152. That's him.
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153. Oh, yeah!
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154. The People's Voice...
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155. is in the house!
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156. Wait. Backlash
is an actual person?
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157. Yes. And a very
unforgiving one.
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158. Titans! You're rude, crude,
and about to be subdued!
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159. You broke S&P's rules.
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160. Now, on behalf of
uptight parents everywhere,
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161. I'm going to have to break you.
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162. Wait! At least give us a chance
to offer an insincere apology.
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163. Forget it, Brother,
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164. there's no escaping
The People's Outrage.
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165. One, two, three!
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166. Oh, yeah!
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167. Cyborg's been canceled.
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168. We promise that next time
we will think before we speak.
or to—
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169. Too late, little sister.
You already earned
a Mega Ratings Drop.
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170. You're a bad role model
because Backlash says so.
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171. Please be gentle with me.
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172. Oh, yeah!
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173. Please, if you cancel me,
our show will be
off the air forever.
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174. That's why it's called
the Finishing Move!
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175. S&P?
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176. Show no mercy.
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177. I wasn't planning on it.
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178. You're finished, Backlash,
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179. But we're just getting started.
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180. Whoo!
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181. Ha! Now, you's the one
who's canceled, fool.
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182. All right! All right! All right!
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183. Thanks for helping us out, S&P.
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184. And thank you, Titans,
for showing us the value
of degenerate behavior.
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185. Without your careless,
disgraceful tactics,
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186. we never would have
come out on top.
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187. And now that Backlash
has been defeated,
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188. you're free to behave
like the disgusting animals
that you are.
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189. Now, who's ready
for a chili dance party?
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