Teen Titans Go! 7x33

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The Titans' negative behavior is giving superheroes a bad name, so they must learn proper conduct to be good role models for kids.

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1. You're going down, Mallah.

2. Titans, show no mercy.

3. Wasn't planning on it, bruh.

4. Ha-ha!

5. Hi-yah!

6. You're finished, Mallah.

7. But we're just getting the warmed up.

8. Excuse us.

9. We would appreciate a moment of your time.

10. Who are you?

11. I am S, protector of public morals

12. and champion of proper conduct.

13. And I'm P, regulator of rules

14. and defender of delicate sensibilities.

15. And together we are...

16. Standards & Practices.

17. S&P for short.

18. Well, what do you want?

19. We're kind of in the middle of something.

20. Your negative behavior is giving superheroes everywhere

21. a bad name.

22. Superheroes are supposed to be role models for kids,

23. but your actions are downright traumatizing.

24. Fortunately, we're here to help you clean up your act.

25. Hey! I was going to bash his skull with that.

26. Sorry, but we don't want kids imitating that behavior.

27. You'll need to find an alternate way to defeat your enemy.

28. I know. We can use these to slice them to pieces.

29. I'm afraid that's too intense.

30. I could throw the feral kitty at him.

31. That will literally not fly.

32. Then I'll take him out the good old-fashioned way.

33. One flint missile to the face, baby!

34. Actually, that could work.

35. But you can't shoot so close.

36. If you could please just take a few steps back.

37. A few more.

38. Keep going.

39. Almost there.

40. Perfect!

41. He totally missed.

42. This is ridiculous.

43. I'll just use my staff.

44. Great. One quick note, though.

45. Please refrain from direct contact.

46. Why do we have to follow these rules?

47. We're just trying to help you avoid backlash.

48. So your show doesn't get cancelled.

49. Are you kidding? Nobody would ever cancel us.

50. Well, backlash can cancel anything any time.

51. Then how do we annihilate our enemies

52. if we are not permitted to be the violent?

53. You can still be violent,

54. just make it more cartoony.

55. What do you mean, "more cartoony"?

56. Silly and over the top.

57. I'm not the creative one, but let's just say you were to hit him with a whale.

58. That doesn't make any sense.

59. But I like it!

60. One humpback coming at you!

61. I'm comfortable with this.

62. This behavior is definitely not imitable.

63. It should be fine for international audiences.

64. Approval granted.

65. This calls for the celebration.

66. Actually, I'm not entirely comfortable with this dancing.

67. What do you mean? We're just shaking our booties.

68. Yes, but your booties are a little too pronounced.

69. Oh, I know she didn't just call my booty "pronounced."

70. Again, we're just trying to avoid backlash.

71. Fine. We'll skip the dancing and take Mallah to jail.

72. Ooh no, I'm afraid that rope is too tight.

73. Argh! He got away.

74. But on the bright side, you don't have to worry about backlash.

75. Whatever. Let's just go home.

76. That's right. I got some fresh pot of vegan chili

77. waiting for us back in the kitchen, y'all.

78. You really outdid yourself with this chili, Beastie.

79. It really hits the spot.

80. Something's different about it.

81. Did use extra spice?

82. Extra spice and the extra beans.

83. The extra beans indeed.

84. Ahem. Sorry to interrupt.

85. But we have a few concerns regarding the bodily humor.

86. Oh, you mean this?

87. Or do you mean the this?

88. The emission of personal gas is offensive, particularly to parents.

89. But it's natural, yo.

90. Beans, beans they're good for your heart.

91. The more you eat, the more you... pfft!

92. Pfft.

93. The word you're about to say cannot be aired.

94. We can however accept toot if that helps.

95. Other acceptable options include air biscuit,

96. backdraft, booty bomb, butt sneeze, hot wind, putt putt, rump roar,

97. trouser trumpet, under thunder or a heiny hiccup.

98. Those all sound way worse than any other word,

99. but whatever. Toot toot, booty bomb it is.

100. I... I don't feel so good.

101. What else was in that chili?

102. Oh, that's where my sock went.

103. I think I'm going to be sick.

104. The chunks shall be blown momentarily.

105. Actually, we request that you refrain from vomiting.

106. It's too gross and would definitely result in...

107. Backlash.

108. What do you expect us to do?

109. Hold it in?

110. Or you could do it off screen.

111. This is impossible.

112. We can't live up to your high standards.

113. And we can't be practicing all your fancy practices.

114. But proper conduct should be in your nature.

115. You are superheroes.

116. No, we are degenerate superheroes.

117. It is what makes us appealing to the younger demographics of today.

118. You'd have to change everything about us to follow your rules.

119. The way we look, the way we act, even the way we sound.

120. Works for us.

121. Suffering shock absorbers!

122. What did you do to us?

123. We transformed you into the classic Teen Titans of yesteryear.

124. You will now be limited to only wholesome behavior.

125. A healthy lunch, anyone?

126. Gosh, golly, gosh, golly, gee. We will need much energy

127. for the big fight today.

128. Against Darkseid?

129. No! Darkseid is too scary for our audience.

130. We will fight the cavities.

131. Don't forget those molars, Titans.

132. Dazzling dentistry! Our teeth are so clean.

133. Speaking of clean, let's go clean up the streets.

134. Of crime?

135. No, of litter.

136. This is just the right intensity level for children of all ages.

137. Don't cut yourself on any broken bottles.

138. Remember, safety first.

139. You guys are doing great.

140. Congratulations.

141. We have zero notes.

142. Our show is supposed to be action and comedy,

143. but now all we can do is stand around and talk.

144. I'm so tired of following all these S&P's rules.

145. I say we break every last one of 'em.

146. Please refrain from punching each other in the face like that.

147. Oh no! Do not pee on that,

148. and please do not poop on it, too.

149. We'd really appreciate it if you could put your clothes back on.

150. We are concerned that your actions are going to bring...

151. backlash!

152. That's him.

153. Oh, yeah!

154. The People's Voice...

155. is in the house!

156. Wait. Backlash is an actual person?

157. Yes. And a very unforgiving one.

158. Titans! You're rude, crude, and about to be subdued!

159. You broke S&P's rules.

160. Now, on behalf of uptight parents everywhere,

161. I'm going to have to break you.

162. Wait! At least give us a chance to offer an insincere apology.

163. Forget it, Brother,

164. there's no escaping The People's Outrage.

165. One, two, three!

166. Oh, yeah!

167. Cyborg's been canceled.

168. We promise that next time we will think before we speak. or to—

169. Too late, little sister. You already earned a Mega Ratings Drop.

170. You're a bad role model because Backlash says so.

171. Please be gentle with me.

172. Oh, yeah!

173. Please, if you cancel me, our show will be off the air forever.

174. That's why it's called the Finishing Move!

175. S&P?

176. Show no mercy.

177. I wasn't planning on it.

178. You're finished, Backlash,

179. But we're just getting started.

180. Whoo!

181. Ha! Now, you's the one who's canceled, fool.

182. All right! All right! All right!

183. Thanks for helping us out, S&P.

184. And thank you, Titans, for showing us the value of degenerate behavior.

185. Without your careless, disgraceful tactics,

186. we never would have come out on top.

187. And now that Backlash has been defeated,

188. you're free to behave like the disgusting animals that you are.

189. Now, who's ready for a chili dance party?