1. Good news, Titans.
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2. It's time for our
hotly-anticipated
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3. annual team assessment meeting.
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4. Yay!
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5. Now, first thing
on the agenda is
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6. the team leader report.
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7. Robin, is that font
Comic Sans?
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8. Why, yes. I figured a fun font
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9. would come off as more
quirky and relatable.
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10. Comic Sans is
one of the worst fonts
in the history of fonts.
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11. Tell me it's just
on the title page.
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12. Aah! My eyes! My eyes!
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13. Oh, I get it.
Cyborg's a font snob.
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14. What? I am a font connoisseur.
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15. We have a world of wonderous
typefaces at our disposal,
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16. and yet, people insist on
abusing the same garbage fonts
over and over again.
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17. What's the big deal?
It's just letters, dude.
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18. Typography is an art, Beastie.
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19. Allow me to illustrate.
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20. For exhibit A,
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21. we have an announcement for a
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22. serious business meeting
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23. at 3:30 in the conference room.
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24. That does looks like
serious business.
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25. And for exhibit B,
you can see there's a
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26. Pretty Kitty Jamboree
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27. at 5:30 in the Rec Center.
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28. Ooh! I would love to go to
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29. the Pretty Kitty Jamboree.
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30. But, would you be
interested in some
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31. serious business?
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32. Oh, no! Nows that
business ain't gots
no seriousness at all.
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33. And what about a
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34. Pretty Kitty Jamboree?
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35. What evil magic
is this?
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36. Exactly.
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37. Type makes an impact
on whatever you're reading.
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38. Yeah, Robin.
You heards the mans.
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39. Change the dang font.
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40. Okay, okay. Fine.
What should I change it to?
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41. Ooh! What about that one?
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42. - Papyrus?
- Yes.
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43. It will make the letters
look the mystical,
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44. like the scroll handed down
from an ancient civilization.
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45. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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46. Ugh! So cliche.
That one's way overused.
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47. What about Impact?
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48. That's the one they use
for all the best memes.
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49. Are you kidding me, dude?
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50. Impact is total cringe.
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51. I like Century Gothic.
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52. It's simple, sleek
and straightforward.
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53. - Psh. Basic.
- Excuse me?
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54. - The Papyrus!
- No.
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55. Guys, guys! Settle down.
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56. I'll just change the font
to something else.
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57. Hm. What about this one?
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58. Robin, no!
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59. I... I— I can't
change the font back.
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60. Of course you can't,
you colossal clod.
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61. You clicked on Zimdings.
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62. Zimdings?
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63. Yes. The most dangerous
and loathsome font
in the entire world.
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64. It's so awful that anyone
who chooses Zimdings
of their volition
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65. will trigger the Typocalypse,
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66. which is what's happening
right now.
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67. How do we save
the world from the Typocalypse?
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68. The only way to stop it
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69. is to hunt down
the man behind the font.
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70. Winston Q. Dingbert.
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71. Long ago, Dingbert unveiled
his new font Zimdings,
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72. but his new font
was booed and rejected
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73. for the complete
and utter abomination
that it is.
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74. He was convicted
for the terrible crime
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75. of creating
the world's dumbest font,
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76. and as punishment,
he was exiled
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77. on the Island of Garbage Fonts.
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78. We've gotta find him
and make him answer
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79. for his crimes
against humanity.
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80. That settles it, then.
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81. To the Island of Garbage Fonts!
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82. Titans, go!
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83. If the legends are true,
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84. Dingbert should be hiding
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85. somewhere
in the center of the island.
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86. Sweet. Let's go.
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87. Careful. This is the Island
of Garbage Fonts.
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88. The horrors you are
about to experience here
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89. will haunt you
for the rest of your days.
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90. Uh, it doesn't really
seem that bad, bro.
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91. Ew! Comic Sans crabs! Nasty!
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92. Ugh! Helvetic hills? Gross!
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93. Brush Script bushes.
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94. This place is the worst.
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95. Who's there? Show yourself.
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96. - Huh?
- Stop right there!
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97. It's speaking in Zimdings!
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98. Where's your leader,
you tasteless heathen?
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99. I said, "Where is your leader?"
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100. Wait a second, Cyborg.
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101. I think he's trying to help us.
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102. See, Cyborg.
Your font snobbery
almost cost us a lead.
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103. The shame on you!
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104. Where's your village,
little dude?
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105. That's him.
Winston Q. Dingbert.
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106. Hands in the air, fool!
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107. Oh, my. What's all this, then?
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108. Don't play dumb, Dingbert.
The world's been Zimding-ed.
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109. And we know
you're the one responsible.
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110. - Oh, my goodness! How terrible!
- What?
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111. With a world of wonderous
typefaces at our disposal,
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112. it would be a shame
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113. not to see all of them
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114. in their full glory,
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115. wouldn't you say?
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116. Yeah, he would say that.
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117. Wait. So you're not responsible
for the Typocalypse?
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118. Of course not.
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119. Now, come. We must apprehend
whoever is abusing my font
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120. for such nefarious purposes.
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121. Please, do come in.
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122. I'll make a pot of tea.
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123. Wow, Cyborg.
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124. Way to judge a book
by its typeface.
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125. It must be tough
for a nice old man like you
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126. to be so far away
from the rest of civilization.
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127. Oh, not to worry, dear.
I get by.
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128. Of course, I was distraught
when I washed up on this island
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129. to spend the rest
of my days in exile...
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130. but then I met the Dingbats,
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131. a native people
without a language.
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132. I taught them Zimdings,
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133. and they took me in
as one of their own.
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134. It's been a long time
since I felt such
purpose in my life.
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135. That's beautiful.
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136. Oh, so the heartwarming.
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137. But Mr. Dingbert,
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138. if you're not the one
behind the Typocalypse,
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139. then who is?
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140. Well, I may have
some answers for you.
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141. But first, I have
a little something
I need to show you.
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142. Oh, the no!
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143. The Papyrus has been
the imprisoned.
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144. Impact's here, too.
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145. And Century Gothic.
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146. Not you, too, Comic Sans!
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147. Mm. I think that one
deserves to be locked up.
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148. I see you all have
impeccable taste
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149. in garbage fonts.
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150. Not that it matters,
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151. but when you voluntarily
clicked on Zimdings,
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152. I sprung the trap
that I set so many years ago.
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153. All the world's fonts
are now imprisoned,
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154. leaving only Zimdings.
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155. Prepare to witness
its true power!
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156. Behold! I am Lord Zimding!
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157. We're no match
for his font-faced powers.
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158. I have an idea.
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159. We can free the other fonts
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160. and harness their power.
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161. Titans, go!
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162. I am Princess Papyrus.
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163. And I'm Gothic Centurion.
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164. Get a load of Captain Impact.
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165. And I'm Arial Black.
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166. And together we are
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167. the League of Garbage Fonts.
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168. What?
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169. Super!
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170. - Mega!
- Laser!
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171. Blast!
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172. He is the too powerful.
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173. Our four combined font powers
are not enough.
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174. Quick, Cyborg.
Merge with Comic Sans!
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175. Nuh-uh! No way!
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176. I am not merging
with that garbage font.
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177. You have to put aside
your font snobbery
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178. or the world is doomed!
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179. Ugh. Fine.
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180. I guess I'll merge
with this stupid old font.
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181. I am Super Comic Sans!
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182. And I summon...
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183. - Super!
- Mega!
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184. - Laser!
- Blast!
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185. Attack!
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186. No! No!
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187. - Thank you, Titans.
- Huh?
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188. I thoughts you guys didn't have
your own language.
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189. What? No way.
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190. Dingbert forced us
to use his dumb language.
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191. We already had
a native culture of our own
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192. way before this fool showed up.
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193. Take that, colonizer!
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194. Gadzooks!
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195. Font fight!
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196. Thanks, guys.
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197. And I'm sorry
for being a font snob.
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198. I guess there's no such thing
as a bad font.
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199. It just depends
on how you use it.
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200. Font fight!
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201. Oh, no!
That is not gonna cut it.
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202. How about
the Papyrus?
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203. No way.
We need some Century Gothic.
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204. Nuh-uh!
Impact, baby!
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205. Guys,
it's gotta be Arial Black.
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206. Wait, I got it.
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207. See! Now that's
a nice font right there.
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