Teen Titans Go! 7x3

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When Robin selects the last font on the list for his presentation, it sets off the typocolypse.

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1. Good news, Titans.

2. It's time for our hotly-anticipated

3. annual team assessment meeting.

4. Yay!

5. Now, first thing on the agenda is

6. the team leader report.

7. Robin, is that font Comic Sans?

8. Why, yes. I figured a fun font

9. would come off as more quirky and relatable.

10. Comic Sans is one of the worst fonts in the history of fonts.

11. Tell me it's just on the title page.

12. Aah! My eyes! My eyes!

13. Oh, I get it. Cyborg's a font snob.

14. What? I am a font connoisseur.

15. We have a world of wonderous typefaces at our disposal,

16. and yet, people insist on abusing the same garbage fonts over and over again.

17. What's the big deal? It's just letters, dude.

18. Typography is an art, Beastie.

19. Allow me to illustrate.

20. For exhibit A,

21. we have an announcement for a

22. serious business meeting

23. at 3:30 in the conference room.

24. That does looks like serious business.

25. And for exhibit B, you can see there's a

26. Pretty Kitty Jamboree

27. at 5:30 in the Rec Center.

28. Ooh! I would love to go to

29. the Pretty Kitty Jamboree.

30. But, would you be interested in some

31. serious business?

32. Oh, no! Nows that business ain't gots no seriousness at all.

33. And what about a

34. Pretty Kitty Jamboree?

35. What evil magic is this?

36. Exactly.

37. Type makes an impact on whatever you're reading.

38. Yeah, Robin. You heards the mans.

39. Change the dang font.

40. Okay, okay. Fine. What should I change it to?

41. Ooh! What about that one?

42. - Papyrus? - Yes.

43. It will make the letters look the mystical,

44. like the scroll handed down from an ancient civilization.

45. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

46. Ugh! So cliche. That one's way overused.

47. What about Impact?

48. That's the one they use for all the best memes.

49. Are you kidding me, dude?

50. Impact is total cringe.

51. I like Century Gothic.

52. It's simple, sleek and straightforward.

53. - Psh. Basic. - Excuse me?

54. - The Papyrus! - No.

55. Guys, guys! Settle down.

56. I'll just change the font to something else.

57. Hm. What about this one?

58. Robin, no!

59. I... I— I can't change the font back.

60. Of course you can't, you colossal clod.

61. You clicked on Zimdings.

62. Zimdings?

63. Yes. The most dangerous and loathsome font in the entire world.

64. It's so awful that anyone who chooses Zimdings of their volition

65. will trigger the Typocalypse,

66. which is what's happening right now.

67. How do we save the world from the Typocalypse?

68. The only way to stop it

69. is to hunt down the man behind the font.

70. Winston Q. Dingbert.

71. Long ago, Dingbert unveiled his new font Zimdings,

72. but his new font was booed and rejected

73. for the complete and utter abomination that it is.

74. He was convicted for the terrible crime

75. of creating the world's dumbest font,

76. and as punishment, he was exiled

77. on the Island of Garbage Fonts.

78. We've gotta find him and make him answer

79. for his crimes against humanity.

80. That settles it, then.

81. To the Island of Garbage Fonts!

82. Titans, go!

83. If the legends are true,

84. Dingbert should be hiding

85. somewhere in the center of the island.

86. Sweet. Let's go.

87. Careful. This is the Island of Garbage Fonts.

88. The horrors you are about to experience here

89. will haunt you for the rest of your days.

90. Uh, it doesn't really seem that bad, bro.

91. Ew! Comic Sans crabs! Nasty!

92. Ugh! Helvetic hills? Gross!

93. Brush Script bushes.

94. This place is the worst.

95. Who's there? Show yourself.

96. - Huh? - Stop right there!

97. It's speaking in Zimdings!

98. Where's your leader, you tasteless heathen?

99. I said, "Where is your leader?"

100. Wait a second, Cyborg.

101. I think he's trying to help us.

102. See, Cyborg. Your font snobbery almost cost us a lead.

103. The shame on you!

104. Where's your village, little dude?

105. That's him. Winston Q. Dingbert.

106. Hands in the air, fool!

107. Oh, my. What's all this, then?

108. Don't play dumb, Dingbert. The world's been Zimding-ed.

109. And we know you're the one responsible.

110. - Oh, my goodness! How terrible! - What?

111. With a world of wonderous typefaces at our disposal,

112. it would be a shame

113. not to see all of them

114. in their full glory,

115. wouldn't you say?

116. Yeah, he would say that.

117. Wait. So you're not responsible for the Typocalypse?

118. Of course not.

119. Now, come. We must apprehend whoever is abusing my font

120. for such nefarious purposes.

121. Please, do come in.

122. I'll make a pot of tea.

123. Wow, Cyborg.

124. Way to judge a book by its typeface.

125. It must be tough for a nice old man like you

126. to be so far away from the rest of civilization.

127. Oh, not to worry, dear. I get by.

128. Of course, I was distraught when I washed up on this island

129. to spend the rest of my days in exile...

130. but then I met the Dingbats,

131. a native people without a language.

132. I taught them Zimdings,

133. and they took me in as one of their own.

134. It's been a long time since I felt such purpose in my life.

135. That's beautiful.

136. Oh, so the heartwarming.

137. But Mr. Dingbert,

138. if you're not the one behind the Typocalypse,

139. then who is?

140. Well, I may have some answers for you.

141. But first, I have a little something I need to show you.

142. Oh, the no!

143. The Papyrus has been the imprisoned.

144. Impact's here, too.

145. And Century Gothic.

146. Not you, too, Comic Sans!

147. Mm. I think that one deserves to be locked up.

148. I see you all have impeccable taste

149. in garbage fonts.

150. Not that it matters,

151. but when you voluntarily clicked on Zimdings,

152. I sprung the trap that I set so many years ago.

153. All the world's fonts are now imprisoned,

154. leaving only Zimdings.

155. Prepare to witness its true power!

156. Behold! I am Lord Zimding!

157. We're no match for his font-faced powers.

158. I have an idea.

159. We can free the other fonts

160. and harness their power.

161. Titans, go!

162. I am Princess Papyrus.

163. And I'm Gothic Centurion.

164. Get a load of Captain Impact.

165. And I'm Arial Black.

166. And together we are

167. the League of Garbage Fonts.

168. What?

169. Super!

170. - Mega! - Laser!

171. Blast!

172. He is the too powerful.

173. Our four combined font powers are not enough.

174. Quick, Cyborg. Merge with Comic Sans!

175. Nuh-uh! No way!

176. I am not merging with that garbage font.

177. You have to put aside your font snobbery

178. or the world is doomed!

179. Ugh. Fine.

180. I guess I'll merge with this stupid old font.

181. I am Super Comic Sans!

182. And I summon...

183. - Super! - Mega!

184. - Laser! - Blast!

185. Attack!

186. No! No!

187. - Thank you, Titans. - Huh?

188. I thoughts you guys didn't have your own language.

189. What? No way.

190. Dingbert forced us to use his dumb language.

191. We already had a native culture of our own

192. way before this fool showed up.

193. Take that, colonizer!

194. Gadzooks!

195. Font fight!

196. Thanks, guys.

197. And I'm sorry for being a font snob.

198. I guess there's no such thing as a bad font.

199. It just depends on how you use it.

200. Font fight!

201. Oh, no! That is not gonna cut it.

202. How about the Papyrus?

203. No way. We need some Century Gothic.

204. Nuh-uh! Impact, baby!

205. Guys, it's gotta be Arial Black.

206. Wait, I got it.

207. See! Now that's a nice font right there.