1. Great news, Titans!
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2. We just got an invite to Wonder
Woman's 80th anniversary party.
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3. Man, I can't believe
Wonder Woman
is turning 80.
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4. She does look great
for her age.
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5. Indeed.
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6. Well, Titans, seniors are
living a lot healthier
these days.
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7. So where's this party at, yo?
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8. It's being held at the
headquarters of DC Comics.
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9. Yeah! Woo!
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10. Welcome, Titans, to the home
of the world's
greatest superheroes.
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11. Greetings, Titans.
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12. I'm so glad you could
make it for our celebration.
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13. Congratulations, Wonder Woman.
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14. Speak up, Cyborg.
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15. The woman is turning 80,
for goodness sake.
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16. Oh, right. Sorry.
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17. Congratulations, Wonder Woman!
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18. Would you cut it out?
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19. Just because she's 80,
doesn't mean she's old.
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20. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have an important
announcement to make.
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21. Attention, everyone, attention.
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22. As you know, Wonder Woman
is celebrating her
anniversary today.
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23. And in honor of this
momentous occasion,
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24. we will be making a special
80'th anniversary issue
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25. of Wonder Woman.
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26. But that's not all.
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27. We'd also
like to unveil
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28. the Wonder Woman
conference room.
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29. - Oh wow.
- That is so cool!
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30. Now, let's get this
party started.
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31. Excuse me, Detective Chimp.
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32. Do you think we could have
something named after us?
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33. Like the Teen
Titans commissary, yo!
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34. Or the Teen Titans
executive office.
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35. Sorry, I'm afraid not.
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36. We reserve that honor
for special occasions.
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37. Last year was the new Teen
Titans 40th anniversary,
and we didn't get anything.
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38. Well, not every hero
receives a namesake
in this office.
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39. Are you kidding me? All these
heroes have something named
after 'em in this office.
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40. There's the Superman
Writer's Room...
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41. The Batman
art department...
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42. The Aquaman
water cooler.
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43. And the Swamp Thing
office plants.
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44. Listen, I understand
you're upset, but we only
name things after A-list heroes
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45. who create
the amazing comic books
our fans have grown to love.
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46. So what are we? B-list heroes?
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47. No, you're more like
D-list heroes.
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48. There has to be something we
can do to prove we belong
on the A-list.
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49. Like putting us in charge
of Wonder Woman's
anniversary issue.
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50. I'm sorry, but I've already
assigned that issue to our
top creative minds.
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51. Then why don't you unassign it?
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52. No, I must ensure that the
issue becomes a huge success
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53. so we don't get crushed
by the competition.
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54. Now, please enjoy the
rest of the party.
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55. Aw mans, this stinks.
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56. Don't worry, Titans.
We're not going to let anything
stop us from making that comic.
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57. But Detective Chimp said
Batman, Superman, and the Flash
are in charge of that issue.
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58. Leave it to me.
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59. Hey, guys,
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60. just wanted to wish you
good luck on Wonder Woman's
anniversary issue.
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61. Now let's get to work, Titans.
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62. If we're going to make an
amazing comic, we need to
come up with an amazing story.
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63. It also needs a
diabolical plot.
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64. And the new villain.
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65. Uh-huh, uh-huh. We should
probably throw in some
cool vehicles.
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66. And some familiar
faces too, yo.
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67. Great. I'll do the writing
and design.
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68. Starfire and Cyborg, you two
will take care of the coloring.
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69. Raven, you can be the anchor.
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70. Whatever.
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71. What about me?
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72. You are going to draw
the speech balloons.
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73. Well, in that case, my
speech balloons are going
to blow your mind, yo.
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74. Titans, go!
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75. Make a comic book.
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76. Thanks for coming, everybody.
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77. We've got something amazing
to show you.
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78. Has anyone seen
Superman, Batman or Flash?
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79. No. Knowing them, they're
probably somewhere
slacking off.
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80. This is terrible.
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81. The deadline for Wonder Woman's
issue is today.
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82. Relax, man.
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83. We already took care of it.
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84. You created
the issue?
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85. That's right, yo. So we could
prove to you
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86. that we's the kind of A-list
heroes who deserve a namesake.
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87. I'm sure you'll find that
our version
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88. truly represents
80 years of Wonder Woman.
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89. Take it away, Cyborg.
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90. Quickly, Steve, to the
invisible station wagon.
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91. So, what do you think?
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92. Is that A-list material
or what?
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93. No! That's the
worst comic ever.
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94. I can't release this.
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95. And without a suitable
replacement, we're going to get
crushed by the competition.
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96. Whoa, what is that?
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97. That's the competition.
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98. We have to stop it
before it destroys DC.
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99. But we can't fight that thing
without our heroes.
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100. Yes, we can.
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101. We still have their namesakes.
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102. Let's power this building up.
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103. We're all linked up, Robin.
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104. Now, let's go take down
the competition.
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105. DC building. Go!
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106. Batman!
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107. Swamp Thing!
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108. Superman!
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109. Aquaman!
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110. It's over, Titans.
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111. The competition is
too powerful.
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112. Looks like this is
the end of DC.
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113. All right!
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114. Now, that's how you destroy
a successful business.
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115. Yes.
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116. Thank you, Titans,
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117. for helping
us save DC.
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118. And in honor of your heroics,
I am officially promoting you
all to the A-list.
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119. So does that mean we're finally
getting a conference room?
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120. Oh, no. I got something even
better in mind for you.
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121. Behold!
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122. The Titan's
toilet.
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123. Oh, no way!
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124. Are you serious?
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125. This is the
best thing ever!
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126. Toilet! We're in
the A-list now.
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