1. Ah, I just love the smell
of this place.
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2. The aroma of sweaty feet
encased in the shoe leather
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3. is most pleasing
to the nose.
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4. Let's skate!
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5. Well, well, well, looks like
we've got some fresh meat.
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6. Ooh, they certainly have all the right moves.
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7. Hiya, ladies.
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8. You ladies here
to rob the joint?
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9. No, but I was thinking
of stealing your moves.
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10. We're not here
to start anything.
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11. We were just admiring
your skating.
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12. Thanks. But we usually
don't accept compliments
from villains.
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13. You don't trust us. I get it.
We're the bad guys.
But hear us out.
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14. We're looking
for two new recruits
to join our roller derby team.
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15. What is this
derby of the roller?
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16. - You like skating?
- Oh, yes. The very much.
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17. You like punching people
in the face?
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18. - Who doesn't?
- Then let us show you what it's about.
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19. Sure. Whatever.
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20. Girls, meet our manager, Lou.
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21. - Your manager's a hyena?
- Pretty cool, right?
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22. Oh, Lou is the adorable!
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23. Let's roll!
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24. Whoa, what kind of
sketchy place is this?
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25. Welcome to roller Derby, girls.
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26. So, what do you say?
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27. We're in!
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28. Perfect.
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29. Okay, let me show you
how to play the game.
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30. Two teams face off
on an oval track.
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31. Each team's got five players.
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32. Four blockers and one jammer.
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33. The jammer
gets to wear a star
in their helmet.
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34. I wish to be
the jammer.
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35. My name is the star
and I love the jam.
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36. Done and done.
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37. Now, the whole point
of the game
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38. is for the jammers to get past
the other team's blockers.
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39. After initial pass,
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40. the jammer tries to get past
the blockers again,
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41. this time scoring a point
for every blocker
they can get past.
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42. Simple, right?
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43. Um... sure.
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44. Up next,
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45. the Gotham City Sirens.
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46. That's us.
Come on, girls. We're up.
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47. Whoa, whoa,
where are you going?
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48. We can't compete tonight.
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49. We have not the practised.
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50. Who needs practice?
Just wing it.
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51. Ladies and gentlemen,
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52. here come
the Gotham City Sirens.
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53. Snarly Harley.
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54. Ulyssys S. Plant.
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55. Fright Bite.
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56. Car Fire on the 405.
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57. And Grapes of Azarath.
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58. And their furious challengers,
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59. the Brainy Brawlers.
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60. Oh, derby funk!
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61. The Brainy Brawlers
are one of the roughest,
toughest teams in the league
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62. Oh!
Car Fire on the 405
takes a butt to the gut.
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63. These Brawlers are tough.
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64. We've got this, girls.
Just push!
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65. Oh, they've got
telekinetic powers?
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66. They don't call them
"Brainy" for nothing.
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67. I am still feeling
the butt gut.
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68. Ow! I think I broke
a branch or two.
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69. Hmm. I don't think we can beat
these Brainy broads.
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70. Lou is right.
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71. If we wanna win this,
then we're gonna have to
pull out the big guns.
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72. Yes, and with our
combined big guns,
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73. we will be doing
the mass destruction
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74. and the utter annihilations!
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75. Oh yeah, you know it.
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76. Come on, ladies. It's time
to tighten those laces
and punch some faces.
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77. Now you're speaking
my language.
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78. Derby iz 4eva, girls.
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79. Oh, I'm sorry.
Looks like you got
a little rink rash.
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80. Watch your step.
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81. I am the jammer.
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82. You get the jam.
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83. And you get the jam!
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84. You're just felt
the Grapes of Azarath, baby.
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85. And the Sirens
are on the board.
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86. Look, girls.
We're down by four.
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87. And we have 30 seconds
left to score.
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88. - Oh, no. It's a Brawler Wall.
- Brawler Wall!
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89. How are we ever gonna get
Star over that wall?
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90. There's only one way.
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91. Roller Vault.
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92. Roller Vault?
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93. No. No, no, no.
That's too dangerous.
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94. Ha! My middle name
is "Dangerous."
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95. Actually, it's Frances.
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96. Whatever, it's the only way.
Let's roll.
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97. The Sirens win. The Sirens win!
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98. We won.
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99. I can't believe that worked.
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100. Derby iz 4eva, girls.
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101. Great jammin' out there.
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102. Thanks. This team rocks.
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103. Hey, where's Lou?
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104. He was taken.
By the Brainy Brawlers.
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105. "Lou is ours now.
And you are never
getting him back"?
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106. "Signed, the Brainy Brawlers"?
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107. I can't live without Lou.
He's my best friend.
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108. We will help you rescue him.
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109. Do you know where
the Brawlers hide out?
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110. Yeah. But it's impossible
to get around their security.
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111. Then we'll just
have to go through it.
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112. There. That's the building.
That's their hideout.
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113. Oh, I hear my Louie.
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114. He must be behind
this steel door.
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115. I do not see the Lou.
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116. Uh, I don't think
we came here to rescue Lou.
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117. Surprise!
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118. I can't believe it worked.
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119. So, getting us to join
your roller derby team
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120. was all just
part of an elaborate plan
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121. to trick us into
helping you pull off a heist?
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122. Very smart, right?
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123. Hurtful, actually.
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124. What'd you expect?
We're the bad guys.
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125. But what about the Lou?
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126. Oh, he's fine.
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127. He's actually waiting outside
in the getaway car.
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128. Toodles!
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129. Hit it, Louie baby!
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130. Wow, you know,
they're really good.
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131. Leave them to me.
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132. Bad kitty, bad kitty.
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133. The bad kitty!
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134. Come on, Lou. Punch it.
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135. They're getting away.
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136. Then it's time for the jammer
to do what jammers do best.
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137. I am the jammer.
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138. And I will do the jamming.
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139. Sorry, Sirens.
You're going to jail.
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140. I get it. We're the bad guys.
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141. But when we break out,
we're totally getting
the team back together.
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142. Right?
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143. Derby iz 4eva, girls.
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