1. Hurry, Titans.
Gather the rations!
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2. We stockpiling, yo!
We stockpiling.
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3. Well, stockpile faster!
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4. - What's going on?
- What does it look like?
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5. We're doomsday prepping!
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6. We have enough
of the weapons for everyone
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7. and also for their mothers.
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8. Activating doomsday protocols.
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9. Hmm. Sorry to rain
on your apocalypse.
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10. But according to this, the end
of the world isn't scheduled
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11. for another three years.
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12. We're not prepping for the end
of the world, Raven.
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13. We're prepping for Doomsday,
the supervillain.
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14. You know, the strongest,
dumbest, most formidable
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15. of all supervillains.
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16. And the one who wears
the shortest of the shorts.
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17. Oh, that Doomsday.
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18. Oh, no.
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19. He is the here.
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20. It's all good, Mama.
We'll be safe inside the tower.
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21. Cyborg, did you lock
the back door?
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22. We have a back door?
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23. you think he saw us?
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24. We's trapped, yo.
We's trapped!
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25. What are you doing?
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26. You're the leader.
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27. You should be the first to die.
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28. No. You die first.
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29. - No, you.
- No, you.
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30. - No, you.
- No, you.
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31. Woah, woah, woah.
I'm not gonna hurt you guys.
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32. You're not?
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33. No, I wanna be friends.
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34. You do know that you are
the destroyer
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35. of the world, correct?
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36. And didn't you almost kill
the Justice League?
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37. Yeah, but only because
they started it.
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38. Look, I'm not a bad guy.
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39. I'm just misunderstood.
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40. But why do you want
to be friends with us?
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41. Because you're
the only superhero team
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42. that knows what it's like
to be misunderstood.
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43. Plus, if I'm friends
with you guys,
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44. then maybe
other superheroes will
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45. let their guard down
and trust me.
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46. Oh... he's tugging
on the heartstrings.
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47. Well, clip those strings.
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48. Because superheroes
and supervillains can't
be friends.
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49. It's a rule.
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50. I'm sorry, Doomsday,
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51. you're just going
to have to kill us instead.
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52. - Starting with Beast Boy.
- Hey!
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53. I thought
you guys would be different.
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54. I guess I was wrong.
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55. Wrong indeed, Doomsday!
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56. We're not different,
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57. we're just as jerky
as everyone else.
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58. Probably more so.
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59. Now go home!
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60. I can't.
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61. Superman destroyed my home.
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62. - Really?
- That is so uncool.
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63. And it's also not our problem.
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64. Uh, that's okay.
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65. I'll just stay
at a cheap m-motel.
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66. Aww.
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67. Perhaps it would be
possible for him
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68. to stay with us
just for the few days?
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69. No way!
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70. Look at him. His massive body
doesn't even fit in here.
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71. I don't fit in anywhere!
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72. There, there, little big guy.
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73. I just want to be liked.
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74. Come on, Robin. Have a heart.
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75. Fine. He can stay.
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76. Just stop crying.
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77. But only for a few days.
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78. And this doesn't mean
we are friends.
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79. Oh, thanks, pal.
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80. You're not going
to regret this.
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81. Oops.
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82. Throw that ring. Throw
that ring. Throw that ring.
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83. Nice throw.
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84. And the nice catch to you.
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85. Yo, Robin,
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86. wanna play with our new friend?
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87. No. And he's not our friend!
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88. Suit yourself.
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89. I got it!
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90. Where did Robin go?
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91. Sorry about that.
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92. I'm going
to my room.
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93. Ow...
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94. You like that, Doomsday?
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95. How about this?
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96. And this.
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97. What do
you want now, Doomsday?
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98. Hey, Robin, uh, can I use
your computer?
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99. How?
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100. You can't even fit
through the door.
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101. Sure I can.
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102. You just destroyed my wall!
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103. No, it was like that
when I got here.
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104. Ooh, nice. Open concept.
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105. A shared space, that's also
somehow less confining.
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106. Can you do that to my room?
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107. Ooh. And my room as well.
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108. No, no.
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109. - Don't forget mine too, yo.
- Okay.
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110. And mine.
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111. Yeah, no problem.
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112. Wait.
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113. That's a load-bearing wall.
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114. Ow.
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115. Where are we going?
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116. We're taking you
to get ice-cream, baby.
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117. Wow.
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118. I've never had
ice-cream before.
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119. What? How's that even possible, yo?
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120. Well, I don't get out much.
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121. I tend to cause a scene
wherever I go.
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122. It's gonna
take forever
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123. to get through this line.
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124. It's Doomsday. Run!
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125. You don't have to run away.
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126. Just because I'm big and spiky
doesn't mean I'm a bad guy.
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127. I didn't even do
anything wrong.
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128. No. But you did get us
to the front of the line.
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129. You know, maybe we can
be friends after all.
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130. - Really?
- Yep.
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131. Because you've just shown me
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132. how I can profit
from being your friend.
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133. And that makes all
the difference in the world.
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134. Woo-hoo! Friends!
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135. I'm sure he's looking
to beat me up again.
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136. We cannot let the Superman be
mean to our new friend.
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137. But how are we supposed
to stop Superman? He's like,
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138. the most powerful superhero
in the world.
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139. We just need
to figure out a way
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140. to show him
that Doomsday is a good guy.
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141. I know.
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142. You should invite
Superman to a party.
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143. Then he can see that
I'm friends with superheroes
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144. and learn to trust me.
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145. That is a great idea, Doomsday.
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146. We can play games.
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147. And jump in the bouncy castle.
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148. Ooh. We can have
a bouncy castle?
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149. I don't see why not?
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150. - Ow, let go!
- Thank you, Robin.
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151. - Ow, you sting!
- Thank you.
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152. You're impaling me
with your spikes.
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153. Oh, right.
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154. Sorry.
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155. Woo!
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156. This bouncy castle is
awesome, yo!
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157. My turn. Yeah! Woo-hoo!
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158. Wow. That was fun.
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159. What a great party.
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160. You think
Superman will show up?
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161. Absolutely.
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162. He can't resist if he knows
Doomsday is here.
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163. Question is, will he come
to fight or to party?
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164. Look! Up in the sky.
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165. It is not the bird,
nor the plane,
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166. it is the Superman.
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167. Go on, Doomsday. Say hello.
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168. Oh. Thank you for coming
to my party, Superman.
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169. Would you like some cake?
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170. Hey. Not cool, dude.
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171. You were right, Doomsday.
Superman is a super jerk.
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172. Eh, that's okay.
I've got another idea.
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173. No, no, Superman.
It's not an attack.
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174. It's for the pinata.
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175. Here, you can go first.
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176. Get him, Superman.
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177. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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178. He's eating the cake.
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179. He trusts you.
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180. Superman's finally seeing
the real you.
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181. Yes, yes, you're seeing
the real me.
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182. Oh, no. Something's wrong.
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183. What type of the cake is that?
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184. Ice-cream cake.
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185. What flavor?
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186. Cookies and kryptonite.
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187. What?
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188. Oh, no. Does he not like it?
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189. That's one way of putting it.
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190. Thanks for helping me
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191. You Titans are the best.
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192. Did we just help him do
what I think we just did?
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193. I believe we are
the accomplices.
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194. Uh, let's get out of here, yo.
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195. Sorry, Superman.
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196. Turns out we were not
prepped for Doomsday.
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197. Catch you later.
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