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2. Welcome to book club!
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3. As you know the book we'll be
discussing today,
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4. is my very own
autobiographical memoir.
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5. What a Boy Wonders.
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6. I'll tell you what I wonder,
who would want to read this?
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7. Are you telling me that
none of you read my book.
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8. - I did not.
- I ain'ts reading that poop.
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9. The whole point of a
book club is for everyone
to read the book,
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10. so we can all discuss it.
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11. Maybe we can discuss
another book?
Like something fun.
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12. Yeah, you know the exact
opposite of your book.
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13. But we were supposed to
discuss my book.
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14. No one wants to hear about
your dumb book.
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15. Let me tells you about
my favorite book instead.
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16. Dr. Doo-doo Little.
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17. Um, don't you mean
Dr. Dolittle?
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18. No, son. Now sit down and
listen up.
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19. Long ago, one of
the greatest animal doctor
of all time,
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20. Doctor doo-doo Little.
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21. You see, my dude had an
extraordinary ability.
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22. - He could talk to animals.
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23. Doctor the Doo-doo Little,
We have got the big problem.
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24. What is it parrot?
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25. Half of the animals in the
jungle are...
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26. they're backed up.
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27. Constipation?
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28. That'd be my specialty.
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29. Oh, my belly!
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30. I haven't been regular
for weeks.
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31. Fear not. Doo-doo Little
is here to help you.
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32. Ah, I see.
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33. It sounds like you've
been eating too many of them
bananas again, haven't you?
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34. I'm a monkey. Of course
I'm eating lots of bananas.
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35. The squawk. But I thought the
bananas were good for the
digestive system.
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36. True. True. They is.
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37. But them unripe bananas
can actually cause constipation.
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38. You see, they've got
too much of that starch.
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39. That'll clog you right up.
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40. But don't worry. These here
prunes are filled with fiber.
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41. They's the natural
enemy of starch.
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42. Ooh, I hear them gears
turning again.
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43. Oh, thank you,
Dr. Doo-doo Little.
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44. I gotta go.
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45. And so,
Dr. Doo-doo Little went about
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46. curing all the animals from
their constipation.
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47. But after a hard day of making
sure all them animals went,
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48. Dr. Doo-doo Little realized
that he forgot to go himself.
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49. The squawk! Uh-oh.
Better the hurry.
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50. Alas, all of the
jungle bathrooms was occupied.
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51. Uh-oh. I thinks I doo-doo'ed
a little.
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52. That is not how the story goes.
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53. I bet you didn't even read
the book jacket.
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54. True. True.
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55. So let me tell you about
my book.
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56. It's a timeless tale about
a boy whose only wish
is to fight crime.
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57. I've got a timeless tale
for you,
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58. and unlike Robin's book
it won't put you to sleep.
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59. Once upon a time,
there was a genie,
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60. who lived in a cool pad
for thousands of years.
Until one day...
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61. Rub a dub dub.
Get out of that tub!
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62. Uh, who are you?
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63. We are the 40 teeths.
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64. Mm-mmm.
You mean 40 thieves?
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65. No. 40 teeths.
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66. See, I got 20 teeths.
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67. And I got 14 teeths.
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68. And I got six teeths.
That's forty teeths.
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69. See, we came down that hole
to seize the treasure.
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70. But now we're stuck down here.
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71. Oh, that's okay.
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72. Because I'm giving you
three wishes.
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73. Ooh. Then I want a flying
carpet, so we can fly
right out of here.
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74. Oh, come on. You can wish
for something better than that.
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75. How about a flying van?
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76. That way you can haul
all this treasure
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77. and be the envy of every
soccer mom in town.
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78. Totally, yo.
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79. Genie, I wish for a flying van!
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80. Sweet. Ha-ha.
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81. Hey! You tricked me.
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82. Ha-ha. I know Pretty funny,
right?
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83. Well, your shlik triksh
aren't gonna work on me.
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84. What was that?
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85. I said your shlik triksh
aren't gonna work on me.
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86. Yeah, it's really hard to
understand you with
all those gaps in your teeth.
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87. Ah, I wish you could understand
what I'm saying.
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88. Well, I understood that.
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89. Hey, what... What?
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90. Now that you've got more
teeths, I can understand
you perfectly.
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91. That's two wishes down
and one to go.
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92. My turn.
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93. Careful, bruh.
This is our last wish.
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94. Make sure to think it through.
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95. No problem.
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96. I wish for all of us to be
magically transported
to a very cool pad
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97. with all this treasure.
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98. Your wish is my command.
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99. See, it worked! We got a
cool pad and all the treasure.
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100. But where exactly is we?
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101. Ha-ha. I'm free!
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102. Help!
Let us out! Help! Let us out!
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103. And the moral of the story is
always brush your teeth.
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104. Nope. Not even close.
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105. Have any of you even
read a single book?
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106. I have. But in this book,
the ever after is not lived
so happily.
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107. Once upon a time,
there was the DJ named Jekyll.
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108. Yo. Yo. You are listening to
T-T-G-O radio,
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109. and boy do I have something
special for you today.
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110. An exclusive track from the
world-famous Beast Boy.
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111. Boom!
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112. But as soon as the
music hit the ears of DJ Jekyll
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113. she would undergo the changes.
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114. When I hear the beat,
it takes ahold of me
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115. and I feel a sudden urge
to rhyme.
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116. I am Hyde!
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117. Ahhh! She just killed my beat.
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118. This is your girl Jekyll
turning up the heat
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119. with this next hot track
from Mecha Mix master,
Cyborg!
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120. Oh, man. I spent a month
on that beat and she
straight up killed it.
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121. - Mama, help.
- Hyde is out of control.
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122. We have to do something
to save our beats.
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123. She's killing them, yo.
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124. Then we need to create a beat
that's iller than any beat
ever created.
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125. A beat that defies her
venomous flow.
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126. A beat that cannot be killed.
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127. Let's get to work.
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128. I am here to kill your beats.
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129. Oh, no. She's killing
our beats.
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130. Quick, hit her with the drop.
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131. It's working!
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132. There will never be a doper
rapper than me!
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133. I-am-Hyde!
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134. - Woo-hoo!
- That's wassup!
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135. As much as I love
that interpretation, Star,
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136. it couldn't be more wrong!
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137. For an accurate account,
my book—
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138. No, thanks.
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139. I've got a better book.
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140. One you can interpret
however you want,
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141. 'cause it's super crazy.
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142. Once upon a time,
this dude named Alice,
found himself
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143. in a magical place
called Wonderland.
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144. Just in time for...
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145. A mad tea party!
Woo-hoo-hoo!
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146. I'm the Mad Hatter, yo.
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147. I'm strict cray.
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148. Yeah, boy—
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149. Please join us or don't.
It really doesn't matter.
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150. Y'all seem all right,
I accept your invitation.
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151. Excuse the me.
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152. I am doing the sitting here.
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153. Oh, sorry. Kitty.
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154. I am not the Kitty, I am the
full grown Cheshire cat.
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155. Okay, I'll just sit over here
then and check out the menus.
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156. Tacos, tofu, trout, turnips.
Tapioca?
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157. Why does everything on this
menu start with the letter T?
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158. Because, yo,
it's a Mad "T" party.
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159. You can only order foods
that begin with the letter T.
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160. Whatever you do,
do not upset the chef.
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161. She has the issues with
the management of anger.
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162. Here she comes.
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163. The queen of hearts.
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164. Greetings, unloyal subjects.
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165. May I take your order?
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166. I'll have the tuna tartare,
and for dessert,
the tiramisu.
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167. I will have the tots of tater.
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168. I'll have the tempeh please.
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169. What kind of sauce?
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170. Tahini.
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171. And for you?
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172. Yeah, I'll have a burger.
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173. How rude.
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174. Sorry. I'll have a burger, please.
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175. Did anyone explain
the rules to him?
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176. Sorry, Your Majesty.
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177. Alice, bruh. At least make
it a turkey burger.
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178. I don't want a turkey burger.
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179. I want a bacon barbeque beef
burger on a brioche bun.
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180. You know how I feel about rules
being broken!
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181. Great. You've upset the queen.
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182. Off with their heads!
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183. And they all lived happily
ever after.
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184. Okay, that's it.
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185. We've listened to all of your
factually incorrect retellings.
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186. Now it's time for me
to tell you about my book.
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187. - Okay.
- Really?
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188. - Yeah, sure. Why not.
- Great.
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189. Chapter one.
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190. A boy wonders
how did he become
so ruggedly handsome...
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191. - Ah, man. I ain't into this one.
- This is Fiction.
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192. Hey, where are you
guys going?
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