1. You're probably wondering,
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2. "How did we
arrive at this moment?"
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3. Well, I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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4. Which is weird 'cause
this happened today.
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5. What's you got there, yo?
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6. What? This?
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7. It's only the best birthday
gift Batman will ever receive.
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8. Aw, man,
not this again.
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9. What?
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10. Every year, you try to win
the Batman's approval
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11. by giving him
the perfect birthday gift.
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12. And every year
you end up the disappointed.
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13. Stop torturing yourself, bro.
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14. It's never gonna happen.
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15. Yes, it will
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16. because this year I'm going
to deliver this gift myself.
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17. So Batman can see
how much hard work
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18. I've put into his birthday.
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19. Wow, so you're going to drive
all the way to Gotham city,
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20. just to get
on Batman's good side?
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21. That's right.
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22. Well I'm sorry to put
a damper on your plans,
my man,
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23. but the T-car is in the shop.
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24. Not a problem.
I can take the bus.
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25. No way!
He's gonna ride the bus?
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26. We love riding the bus.
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27. You can take
a nap while you travel.
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28. And they make
those sweet bus noises like...
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29. and...
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30. And the wheels on the bus
go the round and the round
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31. all through the town.
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32. Can we's come along?
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33. - Ooh, please?
- The please?
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34. I suppose
I could use the company.
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35. Great, then it's settled.
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36. Gotham city here we come.
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37. Ow.
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38. Sweet! It's empty.
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39. It looks like we gots
our own party bus, yo.
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40. Hmm, guess we're not
the only passengers.
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41. Well, I for the one
am excited
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42. to meet
our delightful new friends.
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43. Hi.
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44. Relax, Star.
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
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45. They're just clowns.
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46. Hey, who you calling a clown?
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47. I'm just clowning ya.
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48. So you are not
the evil clowns
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49. who wish to
drag us into the sewer?
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50. No, we're fun clowns
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51. on the way
to the Clown Convention.
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52. Lots of face painting,
balloon shaping,
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53. and magic tricks, wow.
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54. It's the best day of the year.
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55. You guys wanna come?
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56. We got extra costumes.
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57. Oh, we'd love to but
we're on
a very important miss—
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58. - Yes.
- We're in.
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59. Hurray.
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60. Beastie,
spraying a clown in the face
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61. is like the most
offensive thing you can do
in clown culture.
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62. How's I supposed to know that?
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63. Get him.
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64. I can't believe this.
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65. I know right,
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66. you cause one little fight
and they kick you off the bus.
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67. The nerve of those dudes!
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68. No, I can't believe
I let you guys tag along.
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69. Now, we're stranded out
in the middle of Nowhere.
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70. Relax, dude, maybe Raven's
spell book can help.
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71. - Uh-oh.
- What is the wrong?
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72. I think I left my spell book
on the bus.
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73. "Azarath Metrion Zinthos?"
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74. Great, at this rate
we're never gonna get
to Gotham City.
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75. Look on the bright side,
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76. now we have an excuse
to check out
some of the local sites.
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77. There you Rodeo clowns are!
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78. We've been
looking all over for you.
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79. Rodeo clowns?
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80. Huh? Whoa!
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81. Wow!
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82. Oh, look, friends.
It is the 10-gallon milk hat.
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83. Howdy the partner?
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84. Yep-yep-yee!
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85. I am getting the hang of this.
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86. Wow, she's doing really well.
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87. I'm just relieved
we don't have to go in there.
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88. Go get 'em, clowns.
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89. Titans,
let's get out of here.
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90. Woah, there, there.
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91. You've tamed the beast, Star.
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92. Oh, he is no beast.
He is my friend.
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93. And I have named him
Lactose Free Cowmilk.
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94. Now go.
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95. Go and be free,
Lactose, my gentle friend.
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96. You know what that
beautiful display of friendship
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97. reminds me of?
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98. The fact that
I'm running out of time
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99. to get this gift to Batman.
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100. Chill, bro,
we'll get you there.
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101. But how?
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102. We could do that.
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103. Yeehaw.
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104. Well,
that's a helpful coincidence.
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105. Please, what is the Gurning?
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106. Gurning is
when you contort your face
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107. into a grotesque expression.
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108. Like this.
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109. Or this.
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110. Or this.
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111. That be hilarious, yo.
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112. That car will be ours.
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113. Titans, go to the Tri-county
Gurning Championship.
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114. Woah! Check this place out.
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115. So many of the people,
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116. with so few of the teeth.
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117. I can't believe
this is an actual sport.
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118. It's not as easy as it looks,
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119. it takes years of practicing
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120. poor oral hygiene and
a few minutes of Gurn training.
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121. Titans,
keep your eyes on the prize.
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122. Ladies and gentlemen,
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123. let the Gurning begin.
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124. Oh, yeah,
I'mma gurn it up.
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125. I yearn for the gurn.
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126. Feel the gurn.
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127. I don't gurn.
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128. Don't worry, team,
I got this.
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129. I was born to gurn.
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130. Ladies and Gurnlemen.
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131. The moment
you've all been gurning for...
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132. The Gurning Finals.
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133. In the red corner is Cyborg.
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134. And in the blue corner,
the six-time gurning champion
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135. Potato face.
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136. Gentlemen,
get your gurn on.
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137. You've gots this, Cy.
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138. The winner... Cyborg.
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139. Nobody cares about that.
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140. We just won a car.
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141. Gah! This is a disaster.
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142. We're still stuck here.
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143. And we don't even know
where "here" is.
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144. Friends, look.
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145. It's the clown bus, yo.
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146. Those clowns
must have used my spell book
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147. and accidentally turned
themselves into fish zombies.
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148. Run!
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149. Oh, this looks
like the end.
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150. Any moment,
those fish zombies are
gonna rip us limb from limb.
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151. And the worst part is
that I have once again
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152. failed to get
Batman's approval.
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153. Lactose!
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154. Nothing's fate honey.
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155. I can't wait to see
the look on Batman's face
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156. when he opens this.
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157. Ooh, what does the note say?
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158. Just leave the gift, then?
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159. What else does it say?
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160. Nothing just,
"Your pal, Batman."
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161. I am sorry,
friend Robin.
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162. Sorry? For what?
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163. Did you hear that?
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164. "Your pal, Batman."
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165. I'm Batman's pal!
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166. You're not Batman's pal,
'cause I'm Batman's pal.
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167. I'm pretty sure that wasn't directed at—
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168. You're not Batman's pal,
'cause I'm Batman's pal.
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