1. Guys, guys, guys.
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2. I have a superpower.
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3. I have a superpower!
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4. I think I speak for all of us
when I say, "Yeah, right."
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5. No, really. I'm invincible.
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6. Well, a very specific part
of my elbow is.
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7. See this little flap of skin?
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8. It doesn't hurt
when I pinch it.
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9. See? I feel nothing.
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10. Oh, yeah. I gots one of those things, too, yo.
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11. See? Don't feel
a thing neither.
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12. We've all got that.
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13. There's nothing special.
or super about it.
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14. Ah, man!
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15. I really thought I had
a super power this time.
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16. Oh, well, who wants to have
a pinching party?
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17. Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
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18. Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.
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19. Hey, easy on the pinching.
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20. No, it's okay.
You can't even feel it.
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21. We can't, but the Eebows can.
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22. Did you say "Eebows?"
Pinch, pinch.
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23. Pinch, pinch,
pinch, pinch.
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24. Pinch, pinch, pinch...
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25. Who said that?
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26. It was me.
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27. What is that thing?
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28. That's an Eebow.
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29. I am no ordinary Eebow.
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30. I am Auggie,
emperor of the Eebows,
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31. and I am ordering you to
leave my Eebow brethren alone.
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32. But they are the so very cute.
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33. And so much fun to pinch.
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34. - Pinch, pinch, pinch...
- Enough!
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35. Eebows, emerge!
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36. Hey, I can't bend my arms.
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37. Me neither.
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38. They lock, no matter what I is.
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39. And I have the itch
upon my chin.
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40. And they're powerless to
do the scratching.
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41. Well, this is what happens
when you've got no Eebows
in your elbows.
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42. That is right,
because we are the ones
who allow all the bending.
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43. Great. We've all
learned something about
human anatomy today.
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44. Now, can you please
reattach to us,
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45. so we can get on with
our pinching party?
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46. No. There shall be
no more pinching.
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47. You mean like this?
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48. Perhaps, this is how he means.
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49. The pinch, the pinch,
the pinch...
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50. Cut it out. That is enough!
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51. No, it's not,
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52. 'cause this pinching party's
going all night, baby.
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53. Pinch, pinch, pinch...
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54. Oh, my, God.
They're just so pinchable.
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55. Pinch, pinch, pinch, pinch.
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56. I said enough!
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57. We help you eat.
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58. We help you brush your teeth.
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59. We bend over backwards for you,
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60. and this is how you repay us?
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61. With pinching parties?
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62. Well, the party is over.
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63. Come on, Eebows. Let's ditch
these insufferable ingrates.
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64. Yeah? Well, there's
nothing special
about you anyway.
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65. We don't need you,
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66. you useless flaps of meat!
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67. Useless flaps of meat? Wow.
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68. Wow!
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69. Great. Now what?
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70. I don't know.
It's not that big a deal.
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71. Without the Eebows,
we cannot do
the bending of the arms.
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72. It's all locked up.
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73. Don't worry, Titans.
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74. We've overcome
bigger challenges
than this before,
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75. and I'm sure that
with a little bit of patience
and perseverance,
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76. we can all go on to lead
perfectly normal lives.
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77. You'll see...
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78. Here, brushie, brushie, brush.
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79. I can't do
my push-ups.
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80. Uh...
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81. Help! I can't wipe my bum-bum!
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82. Titans, I was wrong about
not needing Eebows.
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83. Life has proven difficult
without them.
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84. Never knew how important
those little flaps
of meat were, yo.
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85. You can say that again.
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86. We need to find our Eebows
and forced them to
reattach themselves.
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87. Ingrates of Jump City,
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88. no longer
will you hold us captive
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89. under the crevices
of your arms.
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90. Those who do the bending
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91. will bend to you no more.
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92. Eebows, emerge!
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93. The Eebows are
rising up.
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94. And the arms of the people
are locking up.
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95. Listen, Auggie,
this needs to stop. Now!
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96. You're no match
for my army of Eebows.
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97. We have the power
to bend anything.
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98. Eebows, eliminate them.
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99. There's so many of them.
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100. Ow! Ow!
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101. Excellent work, Eebows.
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102. Now, join me.
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103. By combining our powers,
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104. we can bend the very fabric
of space and time itself.
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105. - What's happening?
- We need cover. Quick, under here.
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106. What is this place?
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107. It's some sort of Eebow city.
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108. When Auggie bent
the space time continuum,
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109. he must have created
an alternate reality
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110. where Eebows reign supreme.
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111. They really did it.
Those maniacs!
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112. Curse them. Curse them all!
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113. What is that?
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114. I think it's
some kind of alarm.
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115. The Eebow Council
will see you now.
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116. Eebow Council?
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117. Ow! Keep your filthy mitts
off us, you dirty... Ow!
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118. Stop, stop. Stop that.
Too hard. Ow!
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119. Well, well, well.
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120. If it isn't
those wretched pinchers,
the Teen Titans.
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121. This council finds you guilty
of crimes against Eebows.
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122. And as punishment
for your vile acts,
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123. you are now sentenced to
a lifetime of bending.
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124. What do you want us
to bend, yo?
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125. Everything.
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126. You, bend over and be my chair.
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127. You, bend over and be my table.
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128. You, bend this penne pasta
into elbow macaroni.
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129. You, bend over backward
and pick up my fork.
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130. You, bend my straw.
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131. Bend the knee.
Put a bend in the road.
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132. Bend the rules.
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133. Bend an ear.
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134. Bend this, bend that,
bend here, bend there.
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135. Bend, bend, bend!
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136. This bending
be too much, yo.
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137. I am the all bended out.
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138. Can't. Bend. Anymore.
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139. Fine. Take a short break.
You look thirsty.
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140. Why don't you get yourself
a drink of water?
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141. That's so funny.
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142. Oh, it hurts.
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143. Of course. Everyone has
a weakness.
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144. For Eebows,
it's their funny bones.
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145. If we get them to
laugh hard enough,
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146. maybe we can break it.
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147. Titans, make 'em laugh.
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148. Ow!
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149. Ow!
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150. Okay.
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151. Okay, please stop.
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152. You've broken
all of our funny bones.
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153. We'll do whatever you want.
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154. So you'll reattach to us
and unbend reality?
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155. Yes, yes, oh...
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156. Just please don't
make us laugh anymore.
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157. Ow!
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158. Oh, it feels so good to
bend our arms again.
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159. It's funny how you can take
something so small for granted.
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160. It's also funny watching Robin
trying to drink water,
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161. and spilling it
all over his face.
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162. Yeah!
That was a real knee-slapper.
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163. We are the Kneebows
and we demand that
you stop slapping us.
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164. Oh, no. Not again.
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165. I can't feel my legs.
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166. Ah, get back here!
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