1. Yo, Cy. You ready to watch
some of that good TV?
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2. Oh, yeah.
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3. And you know,
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4. I got some of those
goods snacks, too.
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5. These are for you.
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6. Chocolate covered raisins.
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7. My favorite!
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8. - You want some?
- No, thanks.
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9. I have a hard time
eating raisins.
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10. They always get stuck
in my gears.
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11. So, what are we watching, yo?
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12. For today's screening,
I have chosen a classic tale,
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13. filled with action, comedy
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14. and a serious case
of cat and mouse.
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15. Oh, snaps. You're talking
about Tom and Jerry?
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16. Bingo!
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17. Yeah, boy. I love me
some Tom and Jerry.
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18. And you know
who the best character is...
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19. Uh-huh.
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20. - Jerry.
- Tom.
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21. What? You shouldn't be rooting
for that no good dirty Tom.
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22. Tom's not dirty.
He's just trying to do his job
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23. getting rid
of that freeloading Jerry.
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24. Jerry ain't no freeloader.
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25. He's just trying
to survive, yo.
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26. What are you guys
arguing about?
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27. Certainly it must be
the important
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28. if you are doing
all of the shouting.
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29. Cyborg thinks
Tom is better than Jerry.
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30. That's right, he's better.
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31. Tom's got
that strong determination.
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32. Just look at how much
punishment he takes,
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33. and he just keeps coming back
for more.
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34. Yeah, but Jerry is smarter
and faster than Tom.
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35. Just look at him.
Anything Tom tries,
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36. Jerry always gets away.
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37. Now you tell this fool
who's better.
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38. Actually, I think
they're both pretty great.
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39. I do love the sadistic kitty
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40. and the tormenting mouse
as well.
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41. Does it really matter
who's better?
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42. Cartoon rivalries are stupid
and ultimately pointless.
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43. Now, who's ready to T.P.
Titans East?
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44. Oh, I cannot wait
to cover their home
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45. in the paper of the toilets.
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46. That'll shown them that
we're the better titans.
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47. So, are you guys in?
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48. No way. I ain't skinning no car
with this Tom-loving fool.
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49. And I refuse to go anywhere
with this Jerry-obsessed dummy.
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50. Fine. Then you can both
stay here... together.
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51. Wait, you can't leave me alone
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52. with this mouse-loving dum-dum.
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53. Oh, yeah? Well, if I was
a mouse like Jerry,
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54. and yous was a cat like Tom,
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55. you'd never catch me
in a million years.
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56. Are you challenging me, bro?
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57. Maybe I am.
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58. Then challenge accepted.
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59. It's on!
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60. Get away, get away, get away.
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61. Huh?
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62. Ah!
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63. Woah.
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64. Yeah! In your face!
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65. Huh?
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66. Huh? Uh-oh.
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67. Oh! Ah! Oh!
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68. Wait a minute—
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69. Burrito!
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70. What?
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71. What's up with your body?
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72. The toaster must have
shorted out the logic circuits,
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73. and now it's going haywire.
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74. Let's get out of here!
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75. How are we gonna
stop that thing?
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76. There's only one way.
We need to work together.
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77. Now grab that box of raisins.
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78. I thought you hated raisins
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79. 'cause they get stuck
in your gears.
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80. Exactly.
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81. Oh, yeah! We did it!
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82. Howdy?
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83. Nice teamwork, bro.
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84. Hey, you just reminded me
of something.
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85. What's that?
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86. The best episodes
of Tom and Jerry
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87. are the ones
when they work together.
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88. Yeah. It's like Tom and Jerry,
both have their strong points,
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89. but they work best as a team,
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90. kind of like us.
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91. Listen, man, I'm sorry
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92. I let a stupid argument
ruin our friendship.
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93. Me too, yo.
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94. So, you wanna go
read some comic books?
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95. I got a new issue of Superman.
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96. No, thanks. I prefer Batman
over Superman.
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97. What? You can't pick Batman
over Superman.
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98. Superman is super strong.
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99. And Batman is super weak.
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100. Well, at least Batman
ain't afraid of no
stupid green rock.
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101. You wanna talk
stupid and green?
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102. Let's talk about your face.
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103. You did not just go there.
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104. That is what
the God's given me.
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